Why are Wilwood brakes so cheap?

[H2_SUT_SC]

I've been looking online to find a big brake set as I plan on putting larger rims/tires on my upcoming SUT and came across a few different big brake kits. (I have them on my Denali and they helped A TON).

Wilwood - 6piston 16" Front/ 4piston 13" Rear
--$4500

Brembo - 6piston 15" Front/ 4piston 14" Rear
--$8k

StopTech - 8piston 15" Front/ 4piston 15" Rear
--$8495

[ARH1956]

Originally posted by H2_SUT_SC:
I've been looking online to find a big brake set as I plan on putting larger rims/tires on my upcoming SUT and came across a few different big brake kits. (I have them on my Denali and they helped A TON).

Wilwood - 6piston 16" Front/ 4piston 13" Rear
--$4500

Brembo - 6piston 15" Front/ 4piston 14" Rear
--$8k

StopTech - 8piston 15" Front/ 4piston 15" Rear
--$8495 A better question. Why are Brembo's & StopTech so expensive.

[H2_SUT_SC]

Does anyone have any experience with Wilwood brakes at all?? As long as they are reliable I'm all over it. You can't beat 6 piston with 16" rotors.

[KenP]

Bremo's are probably 8 piston.

Some opinions:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/435101.../989102838#989102838 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/435101838/r/989102838#989102838)

Good one here:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/646100...251011301#8251011301 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/6461007201/r/8251011301#8251011301)

Recent:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/215101...361096421#5361096421 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/2151012121/r/5361096421#5361096421)

[H2_SUT_SC]

Originally posted by KenP:
Bremo's are probably 8 piston.

Some opinions:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/435101.../989102838#989102838 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/435101838/r/989102838#989102838)

Good one here:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/646100...251011301#8251011301 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/6461007201/r/8251011301#8251011301)

Recent:
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/215101...361096421#5361096421 (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/2151012121/r/5361096421#5361096421)

Thanks for the links, interesting info. I know Brembo does make 8 piston calipers but none that I've seen for the H2's.

This site lists 6 piston calipers on the Brembe Gran Turismo kits.

http://www.zeckhausen.com/Hummer/H2.htm

[CLAYDOG]

I’m not familiar with wilwoods automotive applications, but they have been building the brake systems for all of Arctic Cats high performance model snowmobiles for at least the last ten years. None of the other snowmobile manufacturers have been able to come up with anything better, including Ski-Doo that uses Brembos on some high end models.

[gordon]

Brembo's are top of line aside from Porsche oe equipment, and Stop Tech's are usually porsche replicas. but as was mentioned before, check the caliper setup(dual, single piston) as well as the warranty on the rotor itself.

[KenP]

You must be a lesbian doctor. You don't know sh!t about HUMMERS. Now your opinion on brakes is in question.
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/7621013331
I guess GM didn't really put much work into the design and testing of this glorified GMC Suburban.

[gordon]

You must be a lesbian doctor. You don't know sh!t about HUMMERS. Now your opinion on brakes is in question.
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/7621013331

ahaha. you must still be really upset that you wasted 60 g's on a hunk of **** Gerneral Motors slush box. Maybe if you call GM and complain about how you got ripped off, they might give you the employee discount. I'll bet that all the MTV genration teenage girls wet themselves when they see you pull on the beach in your shiny H2.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You must be a lesbian doctor. You don't know sh!t about HUMMERS. Now your opinion on brakes is in question.
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/7621013331

ahaha. you must still be really upset that you wasted 60 g's on a hunk of **** Gerneral Motors slush box. Maybe if you call GM and complain about how you got ripped off, they might give you the employee discount. I'll bet that all the MTV genration teenage girls wet themselves when they see you pull on the beach in your shiny H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just saving this for a project.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm definitely getting chub over this now.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You must be a lesbian doctor. You don't know sh!t about HUMMERS. Now your opinion on brakes is in question.
http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/7621013331

ahaha. you must still be really upset that you wasted 60 g's on a hunk of **** Gerneral Motors slush box. Maybe if you call GM and complain about how you got ripped off, they might give you the employee discount. I'll bet that all the MTV genration teenage girls wet themselves when they see you pull on the beach in your shiny H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So what do you think about Nike?

[HGW]

Be careful with the Wilwoods---they have GREAT racing brakes but make sure the set for an H2 have the right pads.

If not, they will squeak like a bitch with a stick up its ass until they get hot. And...they never seem to get hot enough on the street. Maybe Wilwood has come out with a street package? but I am not sure.

Take the Brembos over the StopTech. The Brembos are great---do you really need them is the question? I sell brakes so I should push big brakes but how big are your wheels and tires going to be?

[gordon]

the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

[HGW]

My breaks are not sweaking. I do not have Wilwoods for street use.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by fag"I"215:
the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

Tick Tock, tick tock....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by fag"I"215:
the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

I also see you did some quick editing. Gave yourself a little raise, did you? And noticed your b-day and location changed overnight, too. Funny little turd. I like your pretend friends.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

Your taste in movies, tv, books and people you want to meet mysteriously changed, too. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif What happened? You pee your panties, or something? Silly little bitch.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

And your occupation is now mother/homemaker?
You really must have pissed your pants. LMFAO!!! Bitch. Doesn't change what we already have on you.
Tick tock...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

And you went from agnostic to Christian overnight? Funny how comparing a captured screen shot will show differences.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

And you got REALLY short overnight. Damn. Now I understand how you went from what you were to a short woman.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
And you got REALLY short overnight. Damn. Now I understand how you went from what you were to a short woman.

All that editing is too late for poor ole Magi...

Got what we need now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK......

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by fag"I"215:
the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

You got married overnight? So, let me get this straight... you changed sex, got short, brought Jesus into your life, quit your job and became a mother/homemaker, changed your birthday, got a hefty raise, changed your taste in movies & books, moved to Alabama, rethought all of the people you'd like to meet and decided that you really did like all of the vapid tv shows that you formerly despised. But you did keep the pictures of your pretend friends and that quote from Pennywise that must hold some creepy child-molesting/killing meaning in your empty heart.
It would appear that you've **** your pants.
Can't change what we've already seen. Too bad, so sad.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

[Insert OW3NED pic here] http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
[Insert OW3NED pic here] http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I was going to, but it's pretty obvious.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wonder if magi115 is still sitting there in his poopie pants?

[wilfred]

I hope so, I am still waiting for him to englighten me to the "level that none of you are even remotely ready to experience" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[KenP]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

Ok, ok... fine.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif

[DRTYFN]

Brakes to trolls to kitty-wrangling to stripper caused leakage. I love this site.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Brakes to trolls to kitty-wrangling to stripper caused leakage. I love this site.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Where will it go next? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/203100/203150/products/3250611.jpg

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by wilfred:
I hope so, I am still waiting for him to englighten me to the "level that none of you are even remotely ready to experience" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm not planning on reading The Koran anytime soon. If it's teachings lead to strapping bombs to your body and killing innocents. Then it ain't my cup o tea.

[gordon]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

You got married overnight? So, let me get this straight... you changed sex, got short, brought Jesus into your life, quit your job and became a mother/homemaker, changed your birthday, got a hefty raise, changed your taste in movies & books, moved to Alabama, rethought all of the people you'd like to meet and decided that you really did like all of the vapid tv shows that you formerly despised. But you did keep the pictures of your pretend friends and that quote from Pennywise that must hold some creepy child-molesting/killing meaning in your empty heart.
It would appear that you've **** your pants.
Can't change what we've already seen. Too bad, so sad.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah see there, your still dangling from my scrotum. admit it, your not handsome enough to have a decent looking broad, so you spend all day on the internet lashing out out at, and doing research on people that could give two ****s about your upper middle class spoiled brat mindset of self centered alcova geekdom. your my biggest fan thus far. so how does it feel? how do my balls smell?

[DennisAJC]

DRTY,

Did you add, "Now she's a he" to your list? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fag/magdi habbibi,

It's inappropriate for you to post since your kind just killed another 75 innocents in the latest cowardly attack.

Can't take the hint? You not wanted here. Comming back only makes you look needy.

[gordon]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DRTY,

Did you add, "Now she's a he" to your list? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fag/magdi habbibi,

It's inappropriate for you to post since your kind just killed another 75 innocents in the latest cowardly attack.

Can't take the hint? You not wanted here. Comming back only makes you look needy.

ha, yeah thats really clever ploy you have going on there. using current events as a shield for your innate boysih cowardice. please do not try and attach me to your media campiagn of disinformation. now go sniff coke and inject androstine with the rest of the repressed insecure cops on this forum. oh, and i guess you might need a refresher as to just what the word "public" means. your kind of people kill innocent citizens in name of allah. what kind of sick religion do you practice? go fly away on your magic carpet.

[DennisAJC]

Now your name is gordon?

Switching your identity and revamping the info onyour webpage is NOT going to help you. Your time is comming.

LOL on the attempt to switcharoo onto me raghead. I don't subscribe to your Allah.

I'd berry much like to stick a chopstick in your eye though. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

dude, all of that switching and re-writing doesn't serve anything. I think it was dirty that saved a screenshot but I just looked at the cache and all of your old information still shows up. Nice try, not sure what the point was though.

[KenP]

Damn ****-hand, Zeb, rock chucking, Roman Candle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Run sand flea, run back to your cave.

[DRTYFN]

I wish we had some kind of troll section where all of the troll annihilations could be displayed- sort of like a "newbie trolls must read this first" section. That way they could learn from previous troll skinnings and maybe come in with something new so this wouldn't be so formulaic. I mean, seriously, how many times have we seen them start off as an ass, get themselves owned repeatedly, then change their names? 30? 40? It's like they all have the same slow-witted Johnny Appleseed daddy.

But at least magi115 is going to be the funniest final ownage. Probably going to cost him his job and his soon-to-be former company a client or two. I wonder if dip**** magi115 even had any inkling why I was preserving all of his posts? It's going to look so nice pointing out what a bad boy he's been and then providing links in the emails. This will be a most amusing troll BBQ.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Let's see, what's the number? 212...

[KenP]

Troll BBQ? What's the sauce of choice....

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by KenP:
Troll BBQ? What's the sauce of choice....

No sauce required for ****-on-a-stick.

[Mully]

Same ****...different day.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[gordon]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I wish we had some kind of troll section where all of the troll annihilations could be displayed- sort of like a "newbie trolls must read this first" section. That way they could learn from previous troll skinnings and maybe come in with something new so this wouldn't be so formulaic. I mean, seriously, how many times have we seen them start off as an ass, get themselves owned repeatedly, then change their names? 30? 40? It's like they all have the same slow-witted Johnny Appleseed daddy.

But at least magi115 is going to be the funniest final ownage. Probably going to cost him his job and his soon-to-be former company a client or two. I wonder if dip**** magi115 even had any inkling why I was preserving all of his posts? It's going to look so nice pointing out what a bad boy he's been and then providing links in the emails. This will be a most amusing troll BBQ.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Let's see, what's the number? 212...

hope you have a good lawyer, and checking account.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gordon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I wish we had some kind of troll section where all of the troll annihilations could be displayed- sort of like a "newbie trolls must read this first" section. That way they could learn from previous troll skinnings and maybe come in with something new so this wouldn't be so formulaic. I mean, seriously, how many times have we seen them start off as an ass, get themselves owned repeatedly, then change their names? 30? 40? It's like they all have the same slow-witted Johnny Appleseed daddy.

But at least magi115 is going to be the funniest final ownage. Probably going to cost him his job and his soon-to-be former company a client or two. I wonder if dip**** magi115 even had any inkling why I was preserving all of his posts? It's going to look so nice pointing out what a bad boy he's been and then providing links in the emails. This will be a most amusing troll BBQ.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Let's see, what's the number? 212...

hope you have a good lawyer, and checking account. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
You'll find out, won't you? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

Oh, and just a little FYI for you before you think about consulting an attorney- you can't do **** because someone lets others know YOUR opinions. No one here has altered your words. Quite the opposite. Why do you think I preserved ALL of your little rants by quoting them so you couldn't go back and delete or alter them. You proved me right by trying to hide everything on your little turd page.
No one invited you into this forum so you could start ****- you did that all on your own. Now you get to suffer the consequences of your actions like a man, or mother/housewife, or whatever the hell you happen to call yourself now.
Fun starts tomorrow.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Spike]

Fun starts tomorrow.
originally posted by DRTYFN,
Fun starts tomorrow. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


What time? I can't wait!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gordon]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Oh, and just a little FYI for you before you think about consulting an attorney- you can't do **** because someone lets others know YOUR opinions. No one here has altered your words. Quite the opposite. Why do you think I preserved ALL of your little rants by quoting them so you couldn't go back and delete or alter them. You proved me right by trying to hide everything on your little turd page.
No one invited you into this forum so you could start ****- you did that all on your own. Now you get to suffer the consequences of your actions like a man, or mother/housewife, or whatever the hell you happen to call yourself now.
Fun starts tomorrow.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i think you might have me confused with someone else. i guess you have enough money throw around to buy a hummer, so you must also have enough to pay out on lawsuits. hope it was worth it. you'll be recieving some certified mail in a few days.

[Marcmedic]

SO let me get this straight. You come in here, talk ****, insult Americans, then threaten to sue them because they were mean to you??? You've got to be kidding me. But yet you keep coming back for more...

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by gordon:
hope you have a good lawyer, and checking account. BWAAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!! Boy that is rich. That's is some funny stuff right there.

[Beastmaster]

Sure. Send it certified to this address:

1300 Metropolitan Avenue
Leavenworth, Kansas 66048

I'll even give you a phone number.

913-682-8700

Or - is that where we should be sending YOU stuff? Isn't your allotment of time before the computer up? Or do you have body parts sore after trading computer time for other favors?

Originally posted by gordon:
i think you might have me confused with someone else. i guess you have enough money throw around to buy a hummer, so you must also have enough to pay out on lawsuits. hope it was worth it. you'll be recieving some certified mail in a few days.

[DennisAJC]

TOOOOMORROW!

TOMMORROW!!!!

YOU'LL LOVE IT! TOMORROW!!!!

IT"S ONLY A DAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Marcmedic]

You guys better post what you did tomorrow. The suspense is killing me.

[OldHiker]

I'm subscribing to this so I can get a good laugh on Monday! He talks a lot of **** and doesn't want to back it up.

As the <STRIKE>oldest living </STRIKE> senior member of this forum, I say:
Bring it on to Paragon!

Wow, I think I just rapped!

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gordon:
i think you might have me confused with someone else. i guess you have enough money throw around to buy a hummer, so you must also have enough to pay out on lawsuits. hope it was worth it. you'll be recieving some certified mail in a few days.

Again, you might want to consult with an actual attorney before you make your hollow threats. Make sure to tell him/her that you did all of this on your own and that all of your spewing has been preserved for clarity. Also make sure to tell him/her that you've made threats of physical harm, too.
You familiar with the term "discovery"? I'm sure it would be MOST entertaining having a computer forensics expert pour over your personal & work computer and every thing you've ever done on the Internet. I wonder what your employers would think when they're handed a subpoena because of you? Can you say "career suicide"?

Your troll rating is dropping. You've gone from a 5(out of 10) to a 2 with all of your pissing in your pants.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Beastmaster:
Sure. Send it certified to this address:

1300 Metropolitan Avenue
Leavenworth, Kansas 66048

I'll even give you a phone number.

913-682-8700

Or - is that where we should be sending YOU stuff? Isn't your allotment of time before the computer up? Or do you have body parts sore after trading computer time for other favors?
Man, I love that place. Unfortunately I know some who have "served" there.

I don't think magi the fagi will be serving there, though. He qualifies for the GITMO treatment.

[Beastmaster]

Sad part - this troll's oddly silent now. I was just getting warmed up.

Originally posted by PARAGON:
Man, I love that place. Unfortunately I know some who have "served" there.

I don't think magi the fagi will be serving there, though. He qualifies for the GITMO treatment.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Beastmaster:
Sad part - this troll's oddly silent now. I was just getting warmed up.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Man, I love that place. Unfortunately I know some who have "served" there.

I don't think magi the fagi will be serving there, though. He qualifies for the GITMO treatment. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's probably getting more paper towels so he can mop up his latest pee puddle.

[RasterMaster]

There's more trolls in the club side of the site...apparently their comments would draw too much attention from DRTY over here!

[Beastmaster]

We should track down GatorBill. Get GB and Gordon/Magi/whateverthehellhisnameis together for a common roasting. This way, we take care of the past and present all in one package....and feel much better about it afterwards!

[gordon]

i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you.

[DennisAJC]

Do I detect stu...stu...studder???

You have EVERY RIGHT to pee your pants. Enjoy your dinner tonight because tommorrow, we're serving your ass on a plate.

[HummerNewbie]

Damn it!! Does this mean I won't get anything done at work tomorrow either because I am following all the fun of this sh*t for brains getting his ass handed to him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I can deal with that http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by gordon:
i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you. Oh boy, not the ole switcheroo, not a single troll has ever tried that one before. Um, that Patriot Act has got you scared ****less, doesn't it? Well, it should. You'll understand the "ins and outs" of it pretty soon.

On a side note, who is "hummer general"? Who are these moderators you speak of? This forum has only 2 moderators and neither post on here hardly ever? We are what you call a self-moderated forum. A sort of democracy, if you will. Oh yeah, kinda like this country we live in. We are of the people, by the people and for the people and not controlled by the mindset of one or two persons calling themselves moderators. It's just too bad their are little squirts like you that don't get life and try to ruin it for everyone else. But, hey, karma's a clandestine SOB that always keeps you in it's sites. Looky, I can use big words too.

[Beastmaster]

I thought that was you. Mister closet knob polisher's back!

Originally posted by gordon:
i'm sure hummer general (snip).

[gordon]

Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? People with **** personas like you two are obviously on coke. Thats the reason you two attacked me as i was in the process of asking a simple question. and FYI Wilfred, i'm completely drug free, unlike the paxil script you and your wife gobble up like candy to deal with social interaction problem you have.

[RasterMaster]

I think you guys have the fool wetting his panties again!

Hey Gordie:

Now, shut up and go catch some dinner!

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by gordon:
Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? Can someone please translate this into English for me!?!?!?

[PARAGON]

I really apologize David. I am a man and will fully admit when I am wrong and I made a mistake this time. Please accept my apologies.

[PARAGON]

David, I just realized that you don't work in the mail room, I really apologize for the mistake. You drive.... snicker..snicker... one of those ....snicker...snicker.. Segways with ads plastered on them around New York. LMAO

Hey, does yours have the little projector on it that runs ads on the sides of buildings?

[Beastmaster]

Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gordon:
Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? People with **** personas like you two are obviously on coke. Thats the reason you two attacked me as i was in the process of asking a simple question. and FYI Wilfred, i'm completely drug free, unlike the paxil script you and your wife gobble up like candy to deal with social interaction problem you have.

Can someone please translate this into English for me!?!?!? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doubt it. There are very few people that translate dialects of yutz into any modern language.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gordon:
i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you.

I'm really glad I get to save this one.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Paranoia? Funny.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gordon:
Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? People with **** personas like you two are obviously on coke. Thats the reason you two attacked me as i was in the process of asking a simple question. and FYI Wilfred, i'm completely drug free, unlike the paxil script you and your wife gobble up like candy to deal with social interaction problem you have.

Damn funny.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep the night before the execution. This is going to be classic.

The next morning......

Boss's door swings wildly open,

"Dave!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Get your koran lovin ass in here now!!!"

Your allah won't save you tommorrow. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

It's going to be even better if his boss is a Hummer owner. Bet he'll just love to find out that one of his employees is a subversive, bad-mouthing POS.

[KenP]

Originally posted by gordon:
i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you. I just had to quote that again. I'm not sure WTH the firecracker is saying anymore. First he degrades everything, then applauds it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Oh, now I get it. He can't find his boss's home number. Too bad. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif Hey Dave, we can give it to you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Beastmaster]

Well, his employer states that they own Hummers to use for wrapped vehicle advertising. Their flash pages show both H1's and H2's.

I really would love to see what happens tomorrow. And I notice that things are really, really silent from Gordon's neck of the woods.

[DennisAJC]

Have fun at Gitmo. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[RasterMaster]

Don't drop the soap! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gordon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fag"I"215:
the reason your brakes are sweeking is because you forgot to apply brake grease to pads, and break in the calipers properly. you cannot stamp the system out before 500 miles, as the metallurgy of the calipers needs to be broken in to form its base solidity. also anyone who quotes this post is a homosexual dickrider, and needs to visit the spa, or find a girlfriend as ugly as themsleves. release all that built up system admin angst.

You got married overnight? So, let me get this straight... you changed sex, got short, brought Jesus into your life, quit your job and became a mother/homemaker, changed your birthday, got a hefty raise, changed your taste in movies & books, moved to Alabama, rethought all of the people you'd like to meet and decided that you really did like all of the vapid tv shows that you formerly despised. But you did keep the pictures of your pretend friends and that quote from Pennywise that must hold some creepy child-molesting/killing meaning in your empty heart.
It would appear that you've **** your pants.
Can't change what we've already seen. Too bad, so sad.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah see there, your still dangling from my scrotum. admit it, your not handsome enough to have a decent looking broad, so you spend all day on the internet lashing out out at, and doing research on people that could give two ****s about your upper middle class spoiled brat mindset of self centered alcova geekdom. your my biggest fan thus far. so how does it feel? how do my balls smell? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amazing!!!! Magi115 has changed sex AGAIN!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vi...token=2005072215471 7 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6816236&Mytoken=20050722154717)

[KenP]

Yeah, he's loser. But I like this "friend's" assets http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif:

http://www.kt-so.com/images/KTSo_flyerfront.jpg

[KenP]

Actually, she's got some wrinkles down there. WTF?!

Here's a smaller pic I bet she likes better. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://myspace-880.vo.llnwd.net/00488/08/88/488028880_m.jpg

Pure advertising. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

There's a hint of an Adam's Apple. Bet there's an unwanted accessory on the front, too.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif