05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale!

[Todd@ProDyno]

http://i10.ebayimg.com/01/a/04/00/c9/a2_4.JPG

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different, and get noticed. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you come have a look. Reputation matters. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business. All of the work was done by a company trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset.


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver.
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires.
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop.
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet! R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen.
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission.
* 3-piece ladder type frame
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential
* Traction control system
* Front and rear recovery loops
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system.
* Leather throughout.
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating.
* Dual zone front HVAC controls.
* Rear seat audio controls
* Triple sealed doors
* Driver information center
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel
* Class 3 trailer hitch
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps.
* Third row seat
* Power sliding sunroof
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio.



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures (http://ebay.carad.com/viewItem/viewAllPhotos.cfm?listing=1817884&template=48)

$100k

[Todd@ProDyno]

http://i10.ebayimg.com/01/a/04/00/c9/a2_4.JPG

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different, and get noticed. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you come have a look. Reputation matters. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business. All of the work was done by a company trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset.


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver.
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires.
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop.
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet! R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen.
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission.
* 3-piece ladder type frame
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential
* Traction control system
* Front and rear recovery loops
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system.
* Leather throughout.
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating.
* Dual zone front HVAC controls.
* Rear seat audio controls
* Triple sealed doors
* Driver information center
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel
* Class 3 trailer hitch
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps.
* Third row seat
* Power sliding sunroof
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio.



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures (http://ebay.carad.com/viewItem/viewAllPhotos.cfm?listing=1817884&template=48)

$100k

[NJ H2]

Does it come with a free Watch?

http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/movingpics/bling.jpg

[timgco]

WoW- That a lot of add ons. how much did you have to pay to advertise here?
BTW- that thing is.... how do I put this?
UGLY! Useless! 100K http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif It take at least that much to get it back to stock.

[ROX]

Wow, I don't even like it. And I like Bling! But in a offroad-bling getmuddyandwet sort of way, not a pavement princesslowriderstuckinthehood sort of way. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nice pricetag too. I'd rather Drive and H1. oops. Sorry guys. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

Let me see if I understand correctly. Take a loaded Hummer, add tires and rims, lower the suspension,put on a blower,re-paint it and install a great A/V system and then try to sell it for 25K more than you have in it? Am I missing something?

[Harley]

WTF!!!??

[LasVegas]

Fugly and non-functional

[KenP]

I've heard freaky DJ's like that sort of thing.

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I've heard freaky DJ's like that sort of thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ken, most DJ's are freaks!
Esp. ones that can't talk or spell good.

[DennisAJC]

Honestly,

I like the paintjob. Looks cool. Everything else aboot it sucks.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I build My own BLING Mall Queen. Do it for allot less and even change the look when the urge strikes and even after doing it 3 times in one year I still have lots less in My 2005 Superchargered or next week SC'd Mall Queen.
I need to figure on how to get in on this stuff.
Besides if I'm was going to offer one for sell I think I would have:
1) gotten to know some folks on here for awhile by offering helpful tips and advice before immediately going into the vacumm salesman mode.
2) I would have noticed there was a
For Sale Section where forum Members can go to see something for sale, if interested.
Oh well that's just Me I do things weird anyway You Guys all know that.
I'm done, somebody else take over now.
TAZ

[NJ H2]

Wow ... No Bids ... That's a Shocker! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
EBAY AUCTION (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4548110709&category=43913)

[VTSTOMPER]

Hate to say it...but there is an ass for every seat. He might not get 100K this time, but if it is on there long enough he might get close to that with some Hollywood that does not know any better, and has more money than brains. What the heck...not even LCD screens in the rear seats? come on!

"look out for the pot-hole! *BAM*...**** my rims!"

[JohnB.GWU.]

I really think it needs a lot more chrome and an escalade front end before any member on this board would even consider buying it.

[W1N]

Fruity Fruity... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Todd@ProDyno]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
I think you confused this forum for the pimp' n ho's one http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Your cut and paste post says more about your ettention to detail than anything else http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm sure someone will buy it, but I suspect not from around here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


My "ettention" to detail huh??

[Todd@ProDyno]

05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
6500 in wheels & tires
6500+ in blower
6k+ in paint (yes, the paint is all the way through the door jams and such)
8k+ in a/v
1500+ in suspension
and then a bunch of other goodies that added another few thousand. Not to mention the time it takes to have this all done.

I understand this isnt what most of you "mudders" are looking for. But its exactly what someone else IS looking for. And the price is very, very right on

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you use enough lube when you took it in the ass? OUCH!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

BTW: I do like the paint job though http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
My "ettention" to detail huh?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The difference is I'm not trying to sell a $100k H2, so who cares if I make a typo. You simply cut and paste your ad, which is not becoming when selling anything for $100k.

As I said, I'm sure someone will buy it. But you do not do yourself or your company any favors, by simply cutting and pasting an ad and posting it the wrong place. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe somebody needs to hit me on my head because I can't think of single reason somebody would pay $100k for that....

But the one you drive Phil I may just would http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
6500 in wheels & tires
6500+ in blower
6k+ in paint (yes, the paint is all the way through the door jams and such)
8k+ in a/v
1500+ in suspension
and then a bunch of other goodies that added another few thousand. Not to mention the time it takes to have this all done.

I understand this isnt what most of you "mudders" are looking for. But its exactly what someone else IS looking for. And the price is very, very right on </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You actually paid that much for an H2? Or are you wanting to make money on the vehilce itself? A loaded 05 stickers at 62K'ish. Where did the other 10K come from? And who really pays sticker?

The other assorted costs look to be within line except the "other goodies" for a "few thousand".

I agree with JohnB on the Escalade front clip. It is a must for this "show" vehicle.

Will it sell? Of course it will. For the asking price? I have my doubts. But, to pimp the unit here is looking with the wrong crowd. The website you need to advertise in is a "Playa's N Hataz" site.

[PARAGON]

You have to b........... forget it. I'm too bored to even respond properly to this thread. I'm sure you can prove the $72K retail price. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Todd@ProDyno]

oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Well Gang You know I have trouble keeping My mouth shut but, Your tolerate and that is what makes us Buddies. I have been very greatful to the many who have been concerned with My health and taking Up for Me if someone Me jumps on this board.

MY checkup was fantastic. Hemoglobiin at 13.5 and platelets as well as other vitals are great.
Doc was happy and said just keep on doing what I have been.

My next goal is to add weight. I would like to be at 165 or 170 lbs.. I'm at 148 with all My clothes on. Does anyone have a recommendation for a weight gainer suppliment I could try. I try to eat just junk to gain but, the malabsorbtion problem with all the GI stuff removed is really hindering My ability to gain. Doc said that He could see I was happier and more light hearted since a year ago when they opperated on Me. I told Him it is easy to be happy if Your not going into the hospital all the time.

I also have filled allot of My time with the H2. I know it is expensive medicine but, having My Baby has really helped My happiness level, plus having found this forum. Not trying to be a gushy but, I want to thank everyone on this Forum for the time You have allowed Me on here and all the PM's I have gotten. Some have stayed in touch allot more than others and You know who You are so, Thank You. This Forum has just become My second family and valuable to Me. I hope I never do anything to mess it up. If I make a mistake please PM Me so I can correct it.

I need more weight to fill out My face etc.
Any info would be so appreciated. The Doc has a dietician on duty but, the Cancer patients need her so bad I do not take up Her time with Me. If I see Her that is one less cancer patient that She sees that day.

tower I thought maybe You may be able to help.
Please anyone with good experinces with a product and not been told this is good but used it or know an immediate family member or freind who has used. I want to try somethng You know works.

Now on the price of the rig for sale I paid a little more for Mine since I got it last June 1 2004 and they were no incentives or anything and it being an 05 year they did just not have discounts so it took more wheeling and dealing. I got it loaded without nav and it listed $67,900 but, paid $55,500 if i remember correctly. there are some who have gotten an H2 more recent and paid $51,000 giv or take either way. I do not see how You can go and pay $75,000 with fuel like it is and market is slow for H2 right now because of the gas prices. Most dea;ers a dealing very hard to get a customers business.
Well most of the guys here are mudders or rock climbers but, there is a small group of Mall Queen owners who go with the Bling. I probably bling as much if not more than normal. With what I have spent and sponsors have provided I have about $70,000 in My Girl and that is rough since I'm going on memory. Have not kept up with investment since I did not want to chicken out knowing what was being spent and I could never get for it what Zi had in it anyway so it was not important. This amount also includes most of the labor I paid to have some things installed by professionals with Me doing the easy stuff like changing out the front and rear bumpers to chrome.

Well help with weight problem if anyone can.
Thanks
TAZ

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, the BS in the first line about taxes and then the BS about not paying any taxes to buy it, is just BS then. Since you are adding in the original taxes paid for it, you're still trying to get some schmuck to pay taxes no matter how you slice it. Very smooth! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, the BS in the first line about taxes and then the BS about not paying any taxes to buy it, is just BS then. Since you are adding in the original taxes paid for it, you're still trying to get some schmuck to pay taxes no matter how you slice it. Very smooth! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BS + BS = 3BS or atleast lots of it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

Taz,

Hey buddy hope you're OK. This thread sucks ass anyways so some weight gain advice here is OK. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My youngest, Tyler is a 2 year old teddy bear with a 1 year old's body. He's lived half his life in Children's Hospital.

Doctors tell us to give him Ensure, Ice Cream, Lots of water, beans, 1 egg. And basically anything protein.
I eat along with him so I'm starting to look pregnant. I'm not sure if this diet is for you, but it can't be the easy route of junk food/fast food.

I also find drinking 6-7 glasses of water a day really plumps you out. Not many people know it, but most of us don't take in enough water daily. When your body retains water, you actually look like you've gained weight.

Watch the fatty steaks, always lean meat. Don't choke it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Do some mild to moderate excercizes, walk, light weights.

BUT ASK YOUR DOCTOR. MY ADVICE IS NOT PROFESSIONAL. JUST RECOMMENDATIONS from a friend.

What was this thread about again? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Taz, I have some weight you can borrow...... if you really need it bad, you can keep it.

[h2co-pilot]

Hey Taz,

I have to emphasize how important Dennis' comment on the water is. It's benefits are incredible - from your synovial fluids, to digestion process, to skin ... pretty much every function.

Ensure is good and so is Carnation Instant Breakfast. They provide vitamins also. Lots of starchy foods (i.e. potatoes and bread). The whole grain variety bread is the best for you and it can't say just whole wheat- make sure it says whole grain. Sweet Potatoes are great because they are high in vitamins as well.

Most of all, stress is awful for your body so do whatever you need to to relieve the sources and be true to your needs. Positivity works wonders in all aspects. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Lean Machine]

Taz,
Regarding the weight gain issue - I have had good results using "Met-Rx." It is a meal replacement supplement that can be found at most sports nutrition stores or online. I would not replace a meal with it, but use it in addition to your normal meals. You will probably want to eat five or six small meals a day. Eat something (preferable something with protein in it) every two to three hours. Remember, the Met-Rx can be used as an on-the-go meal. Also drink plenty of water!

Make sure you check with your doctor first, but the Met-Rx has worked for me

[h2sin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://www.geocities.com/ko_neko69/newbie2.html.jpg

[ROX]

This thread is about too much bread for a skinny white boy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

What's really sad is we keep posting on it.

[Kevin B]

Todd, if your the tool responsable for creating that thing I hope you will re-think attempting vehicle modifications in the future. You (or someone) has built something so stupid not even yourself wants to be seen in it. Now you write a hyped out add and try to pass it off here?

Please do us all a favor and delete this thread and dont come back http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

[tower]

I love this thread! I just spent five minutes reading all the replies and ROTFLMFAO.

Todd, sorry if you got you a$$ kicked a little. This may not be the site for peddling rolling jewelry.

Now for more important matters.

Taz, all the items mentioned are good. Water is also great for those trying to lose weight, so be careful. If you wash out your minerals and vitamins, you'll need to replace them. Lots of water IS healthy, but DO replace what you wash out.

Macadamia nuts are a favorite treat of rock climbers. These guys all look cachectic and must carry everything they need straight uphill. So nutritional value/weight is paramount. Macadamias have the highest fat content of any nut (except me, of course) known to man. They are also available in the chocolate covered variety (Mmmm-mmmm!). Met-Rx, ensure, any of the nutritional boosters are great, BUT, you must find stuff that you enjoy and graze on food all day. These exact same supplements can be used for weight loss. So you must try to find formulas that do not diminish your appetite. And you must force yourself to eat even when you are not hungry (which for you, may be all the time.)

You can’t go for hours installing a SC or HUD while forgetting to eat. So, you might consider getting a cheap watch, which can be set to sound an alarm every hour or every two hours so as to remind you to eat. But of course, YOU MUST STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND HEED THE CALL TO EAT WHEN YOU HEAR IT. (I may know you better than you think!)

If all else fails, move to Los Angeles and spend a lot of time with my Jewish mother. You won’t get away from her without getting stuffed! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades<span class="ev_code_RED">(After looking at your list below I'm still not seeing the $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades.) </span>, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona<span class="ev_code_RED">(Ok, we give up. Which one?) </span>, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops<span class="ev_code_RED">(List them) </span> around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more? <span class="ev_code_RED"> Your question should have been "What if you were dumb as a brick and had just won the lottery/signed a mega sports contract and wanted to throw it away on an over-priced thief magnet? </span>


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite<span class="ev_code_RED">(stupid) </span>. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have to crawl up driveways and over speed bumps) </span>, and get noticed<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have people point at them and laugh) </span>. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs<span class="ev_code_RED"> (Thank god, because there'd be a puking epidemic) </span>, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you<span class="ev_code_RED">(get really REALLY high and) </span> come have a look. Reputation matters<span class="ev_code_RED">(No matter how lowly it may be) </span>. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business<span class="ev_code_RED">(Sweet! Does that include India, Thailand and Nigeria?) </span>. All of the work was done by a company<span class="ev_code_RED">(Which one? Why the vagueness?) </span> trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT<span class="ev_code_RED">(Then go buy one of those bling bling tard boxes) </span>, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2<span class="ev_code_RED"> </span><span class="ev_code_RED">(because they have an IQ over 75) </span>? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset. <span class="ev_code_RED">But be careful with the projectile vomit. </span>


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver. <span class="ev_code_RED"> Every one has been too embarrassed to drive it. </span>
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires. <span class="ev_code_RED"> O mush for off-roading. Gravel lots might not be passable. </span>
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop. <span class="ev_code_RED">5-6 drop what? IQ points? You meant inches, didn't you? Real eye for detail. </span>
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet!<span class="ev_code_RED">I'm hot thinking about it. </span> R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen. <span class="ev_code_RED">Some? Which ones? Puce? Rectal wall? Fungus? </span>
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 3-piece ladder type frame <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Traction control system <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Front and rear recovery loops <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather throughout. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Dual zone front HVAC controls. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Rear seat audio controls <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Triple sealed doors <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Driver information center <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Class 3 trailer hitch <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Third row seat <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Power sliding sunroof <span class="ev_code_RED">FACTORY OPTION- BUT PRETTY MUCH STOCK </span>
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? </span> your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued. <span class="ev_code_RED">Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </span>


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient<span class="ev_code_RED">Who told you that? I want references.) </span>, and we ask the same of you.<span class="ev_code_RED">Oh, you just knew this was coming- GFY. </span>


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs<span class="ev_code_RED">(and unload this albatross on you) </span>. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k <span class="ev_code_RED">I wonder why this is the last thing on the page and not more prominently displayed? Why not $100,000? Could it be because you've only got maybe $20,000 invested in a vehicle that anybody can walk into any dealer in the country and lay down $50,000(or less) and drive off the lot?</span>


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Dillweedhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[h2co-pilot]

May I suggest the Mauna Loa Chocolate covered Macadamias. My Mom gives them to me on special occasions, they are my favorite. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tower is very right when he says those liquid supplements may supress the appetite. When I was younger my docotr was worried about my weight and Rx'ed milkshakes. I drank them but wasn't hungry for any solids.

Are you hearing any of this my qwerty king? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Bunch of red.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Dillweedhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Man! Drty picked him apart like a crab. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
My next goal is to add weight. Well help with weight problem if anyone can.
Thanks
TAZ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ask tower. He's a very "healthy" vegetarian. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[tower]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tittle? WTF is tittle? Is that DRTYspeak for a small breast? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Also, Drty, even you will admit that I am something of an expert at keeping weight on! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tittle? WTF is tittle? Is that DRTYspeak for a small breast? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Also, Drty, even you will admit that I am something of an expert at keeping weight on! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I meant to say tittle. I've been treated to a picture of a female friend's glorious globes, so I'm very focused on mammaries tonight.

And the "healthy" vegetarian thing was the joke.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[SssH2]

I like some bling but ... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I don't like H2's lowered period. Put your 24's on a Denali with a soccer mom sticker on the back.

It makes me sick to see a H2 in this condition. Those wheels are lame. Why do you need nerf bars ?

It makes me want to take off all my chrome when I see this....

-SssH2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Thanks everyone for the advice. My Doc said what tower and Co-pilot was talking about. Dennis He did recommend allot of protein like you mentioned to prevent the muscle from basicly consuming itself if I'm playing sports or active outside stuff in the heat. Then he said but, You cannot get enough carbs so do not be afraid of those. They will be a quicker fuel to help muscle retain and take in the protein. I told Him good grief Doc I'm going to have to hire a dietician to go around with me all the time. He laughed and said just take everything We talked about and balance it out equally leaning a little more to carbs. Ok I can understand that. He did say that I need to find a weight gainer drink. I mentioned the ensure type products bt, He said He does recommend them to a normal digestive system but, I need something more radical. Those are more tame than imagined but great for the elderly or children who can absorb but, need to do it more slowly and carefully. Doc said I needed an IV bag of calories to wear around My neck.

There is a guy who helps the pro sport guys in Little Rock and yes We do have some pro sports here. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif AFL 2 called the Twisters. We have held the attendance record for the league since it started about 4 or 5 years ago. We love football here in the south. But, anyway he helps them and another pro football team, basketball, hockey (which shocked the heck out of Me that it could last here but, it has).

He told me tell this guy He sent Me and He could help but, He is gone for the week. So hopefully I'll catch Him next week. I'm going to try and be careful this weekend. I have to Ump a 3 day girls fastpitch tourney with 3 Umps per field. 2 games on 1 game off if there are enough qualified plate Umps, which in Jacksonville, AR they are 3 and I'm one of them. We are bringing in Umps from around the state hoping to get more plate qualified guys or gals. It is supposed to be cooler here this weekend so that will help.

Doc wants Me to exercise but, I have to be careful because that can kill appetite in some. I told Him I'm very active and not changing that. I just got to find a way to fuel the engine. My problem now is that the tecture of some things just will not stay in Me to put it nicely. He said I just about could not eat anything that would hurt unless it surpressed My appetite of which I have none. I'm getting better about watching the time tower. It is so easy to get busy and look up and it has been 8 hours since I had something. I Love Baby Ruths so Doc said to go ahead and carry the mini ones around to eat as long as I'm taking My childrens chewables twice a day. I get vitamins IV mostly but, He said they have found that in My situation that there is something about the saliva mixing with the chewables allow them to be absorbed when no others will that You just swallow. They looked into liquid vitamins but did not mix with saliva enough. Somehow the chewable attaches to the saliva and prepares it to absorb. They figured it out with chemo patients who lose appetite bad. He said he wished weed was medically legal it is the best thing He has seen for appetite loss in the studies they do for cancer patients. But, He said it has such a bad stigma to it but, it could be so helpful for chemo patients. He said boy if i could prescribe that it would save allot of trouble the patients have. I know that is not a very scientific explanation but, heck I do not understand allot of this mess anyway. He said the same thing that can help You gain weight can cause loss if used wrong. I'm a little worried about summer with all the ball and Umping, not counting working on My Baby. He said I have to increase water but if to much i will negate the vitamin and mineral gain. He said switch back and forth between water and sport drinks to hopefully balance it out. I have never used sport drinks much so I'm behind the curve there. So recomendation would be useful there for sure. I am from the old school in sports from football days. Drink allot of water and live off salt tablets. Sometime I would get carried away figuring if a little was good allot had to be better. Man talk about sick from to much salt. YUUUUUUCK!! He said using either one to the extreme would not be good with malabsorbtion. Well anytime someone thinks of something or runs across something PM Me and let Me know so I can look into. I almost forget Doc did absolutely recommend the Macadamias nuts. I love them so i got to get out and get them. I had forgot about them because in My head I always looked at them as fattening so now they are a good thing. O BOY!!!
Thanks Gang
TAZ

[tower]

Taz,

Gatorade was designed for pro football players and is as good as anything out there for your purposes. If you can't stand the taste of salt, cut it to 50% with water. Then keep sipping all day long!

As far as marijuana goes... the phenomenon is known as "the munchies." It is well documented. Now I am a ski patrolman and, as such, would not advocate your breaking any laws. But I think you must consider, why your doctor has told you the following:

“I wish weed was medically legal. It is the best thing I have seen for appetite loss in the studies they do for cancer patients. It has such a bad stigma to it. It could be so helpful for chemo patients. Boy if I could prescribe that, it would save a lot of trouble the patients have.”

I believe your physician was making a suggestion here. I believe he was advocating certain steps that might make your efforts to gain and maintain weight a lot easier. You might want to consider this seriously.

[DRTYFN]

And if Taz gets busted his doctor can come visit him in prison and bring his some special lotion for his red, raw and boo-booed butthole.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tower]

C'mon, DRTY. If your boy GW could snort coke in college, Taz can smoke a little doobie.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
C'mon, DRTY. If your boy GW could snort coke in college, Taz can smoke a little doobie. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you have some vegetables to eat or something?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Todd@ProDyno]

sorry to disrupt the trailer park guys. ease up. everyones got their different flavor. Maybe youd like these other creations we've had our hands on



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[KenP]

Damn, that's a HUUUUGE pic.

[Todd@ProDyno]

escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/P1010681.jpg

[KenP]

Fixed it before I could. Thanks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/P1010681.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, and it was ugly.

[Todd@ProDyno]

I really dont get it guys... Everyones all about

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Guess I shoulda looked around more and realized this wasnt the site. We do EVERYTHING to H2s. We had not yet gone this route with one so we figured why the heck not. Theres more than a few of this style h2 around here...and they are selling for quite a bit more. I dont assume to know the potential owners, except that it will be someone looking for this look...and someone that doesnt have the time on their hands to have it created for them.

But seriously...thanks for the warm welcome

[Dallion]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
Theres more than a few of this style h2 around here...and they are selling for quite a bit more.
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Wait you just said this was ONE OFF.. Now your saying these things roll through the streets everywhere?!?! And I was about to plunk down the 100k for it too http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[PARAGON]

If you want to sell something here, try contacting the site owner first. Don't spam. You haven't earned the right to post something for sale without getting **** for it.

If you were a legit member of this forum, it would be one thing, but we're not fond of unfamiliar solicitors.

[Todd@ProDyno]

blah blah... sorry detroit. Our roads are a bit better..we can handle rubber band tires.

Did you stop reading comprehension in the 3rd grade? One off...Im sure it is. Theres definitly none exactly the same. Thank goodness, im sure in your eyes

[Kevin B]

Still pretty blingly but I do like the H2 on paddels http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW, lower the SFA conversion and you might have something the boys around the trailer park would like.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
blah blah... I'm a self-loathing animal molester. I wet the bed and my auntie-mommy uses a Tazer on my little baby dick.
So to get back at the world I try to free-load and sell really stupid, over-priced **** whenever & wherever I can. I'm doing this because nobody wants $5 hand jobs from me anymore because of the sores on my face. I really need the money because my trans-gender surgery is going to be really expensive. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Nice lifted rig. It would not work for most of these guys they spend allot of time offroad. They use an H2 for what it was designed for unlike Me. I just bling and show it. All these guys are good at offroading and would tear that lifted monster up. They meet at MOAB and PARAGON several times a year when not out running the rocks and mud loccaly. I would put them up against most anyone on the knowledge of offroading as well as just designing and building what ever they wanted an H2 to be. I have always been considered smart but, most of these guys know things and use words I have never heard. Most are very successful business owners and professionals who earned what they have. So to imply anything like trailer guys, not that there is anything wrong with ownig or livig in a Mobile Home. I know very good people who live in them so they can do the smart thing and not pay rent. This way they end up with something they own or at least is theirs. It seems unfair considering the back and forth picking going on. I may have missed it but, I did not see an attack on Your living arrangements or personal habits.
Now for You to come here and immediately try to sell something was a mistake and acceptable. You received no treatment different than anyone esle who has approached this forum in the same way without getting to know the people here first. There are people on this forum that some conversions that are as good as any and that is their lively hood. They respect the forum sponsor Jason and his Hummer acc. business that carries this forum. So they do not push their business stuff here concerning Hummers unless it is something Jason does not handle. If they did want to sell something here they would contact jason to get permission but, mosre so ask Him to participate in the profit model of what ever business was asked to condust here.

But, these are My friends and You refering to any of Us as trailer park guys is not appropriate. Unless I missed a response or 2 they have talked about the bling rig as have I. I Love bling but, as i mentioned i do my own and others if they want My help.
I have not seen them implying Your from the wrong side of the tracks or whatever other stereotype can be called upon to sling aroud.
I'm sorry things got off wrong as I think You have allot of nowledge that could be used as is done here first and foremost. Help each other with new ideas. that is what this forum is about. I hope that perhaps things can be corrected and you can participate as a respect member and go off on long term offroading trips. i would respectfully suggest that You hang in here and get to know us and help. Not sell us somehting. Most that do become a part of the family end up getting Our business without asking us if it is something that Jason does not have. I do know if we find something and he does not have he will try to get it in the store for us or get us a group buy.
I could see where You could fit in and be a help. I guess it is up to you if You would olike more than a business relationship and try to turn it into being part of Our very big family.
Well just my take and that and $4 may be able to get somebody a fancy cup of coffee.
Hope things will turn around.
TAZ

[Kevin B]

Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

[tower]

Taz,

You so rock! That was very eloquently put, very polite and I believe it reflects the feelings of most, if not all, of us.

If you have time, perhaps you could move out here to L.A. and run for mayor. It would be nice to have someone with integrity and humility in that office for a change. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And I'd vote for quadrupling your posts too! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[timgco]

You could also advertise on the site. That's where a lot of the negative feedback is coming from... other than lowered isn't really big around here. Many of us have been here quite a while and share ideas, fixes, and network with one another. We ALL support Jason's site as he has allowed us to join this family of knowledge. Your first post on here was about buy my truck (should have been posted in the classified section) but was about posting your business to make money. Great idea, but contribute to advertising and there may be things you can do with your company through the site. Posting this way will only... well you already see what happens. You have some very unique rides that your company has built or helped build, some very ugly crap too http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.
Good luck getting rid of that lowrider H2. I'm sure you will find a buyer for "IT", but more than likely not here.
I'd keep the trailer park attitude to yourself though. I highly doubt you will like the outcome. good luck....

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I agree. And you can't "speed read" your posts very well either, well I can't. I end up confusing myself and have to re-read what I already read.

I think quadruple is being very frugal, more like sextuple or septuple his posts.

Just funning ya Taz.

[Todd@ProDyno]

Didnt come on here to sell our company or products. Just came to spread the word on this truck. I see how some of you take it as advertising, not my intention though.

Trailer park meant nothing more than stomping grounds, not referring to your lifestyles.

Im sure that I will be a part of this community one day.

Anyway... just snapped a few more pics that look just plain silly. BTW...this big ole rig wont be doin any muddin or crawlin. Shes a trailer queen in the making. The one on page 3 with the paddles... 500+hp, 25K+ paint job...insane a/v system, and he jumps it at the Dunes. Love that guy!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/hh7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/hh8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/hh6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/sskillz/hh5.jpg

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[timgco]

Ok, serious question:

HTH do you get in that thing? Ladder? Elevator? Chain ladder that falls down when you open the door?

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you.


We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures (http://ebay.carad.com/viewItem/viewAllPhotos.cfm?listing=1817884&template=48)

$100k </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

3 pages later you said:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Didnt come on here to sell our company or products. Just came to spread the word on this truck. I see how some of you take it as advertising, not my intention though.

Trailer park meant nothing more than stomping grounds, not referring to your lifestyles.

Im sure that I will be a part of this community one day. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did I miss something? Or am I just acting like trailer trash? You were selling your car, TO EVERYONE IN THE TRAILER PARK at first, now you think you can take it back.

I like your innovation, but don't start trash talkin everyone else here! They're sending you a message! Take your "Trailer Queen" and put it in the classifieds, after you request permission, from Jason, to even post it.

And after you do all that, SHOW MORE PICS OF THE PADDLE H2! (please).

[DennisAJC]

I don't care if I get flamed by you asswipes but......

I REALLY LIKE the pewter/black paintjob on the H2. Take away the Bling and it'll look cool.

I'm tempted....Very tempted to paint me baby like that.

Hey *******,

Can you post some more close ups of the pewter/black paintjob? Do it and I'll leave you alone.

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll second that motion! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Dennis, I seriously considered going with that type of paint scheme. Similar to SMA's, but couldn't pull the trigger.

Can I race the paddle boat? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Thanks everybody for wanting to up My count. I do receive everything said with the fun intended by it. If You can't laugh at Yourself Your likely to not be a very happy person anyway. That's way I have always looked at life. Life's just full of stupid stuff or Me I am doing stupid stuff so I may as well have fun with it. I'm amazed Myself that many read all that I write but, so greatful that you do. I really do try to condense my thoughts but, I just seem to lose that battle. I really do mean to be help and share some insight. Sorry for the length I'm not giving up the fight to shorten things. I'm not kidding before My illness You could not get Me to say 2 words much less a sentence, nothing more than it took to conduct business or to get My idea across as quickly as I could. Wrongly I felt like I just did not have time for people to honestly admit it. Not looking down on anyone just to busy to take time to see what others needed. But, after the first year of the illness I began to communicate more and allot. Doc says it most likely was because subconsciuosly I felt I was not going to have time to say allot of things I wished I had, so I had never tried to work on communication. He says I just began to overcompensate. Hopefully I can slow down but, now that I have taken the time to communicate I really do not want to go back to the way it was. I just got to try and make a conscious effort to find a happy medium.

tower I'm known for being tactful around here but, can be brass if Family and Friends are unfairly attacked. tower You now the Forum tried to talk Me into running for President on here and had picked out cabinet etc. I had some good cabinet folks I think. Then there was sort of a mutiny and I withdrew the acceptance.

I try to remember that when I came here KenP and Dennis worked real quick with Me to teach me the ropes and am very greatful. Maybe We should develope a users guide that when a person signs up to be able to enter forum they go through some does and dont's. Just a thought.

DRYT That 2 tone paint job is on several H2's at My dealer. I'm sure they painted theirs themselves but, as you have seen the lines it would be easy to do. I'm not into body and painting but, do know enough to get Me in trouble if I try it. That paint scheme is fairly easy to tape off and wet sand. Then I have seen some prime and some just paint, I guess it has to do with what paint You use, and others shoot the second tone, then wet sand to finish and then shoot clear. I would think a very compitent painter could do that for You at a very reasonable price. Remember I'm not a painter but, just recalling what I have seen done before. I saw a pewter recently at My dealer painted just like that but, had a different second tone. They shot a darker shade of pewter on it not real drastic more elegant with enough shading change to see the difference easily and it looked so sweet. I think You would like it that way and it would not be such a startling change that it would be hard for you to adjust to it.
I had a sponsor furnish chrome graphics and did a great job. I looked at it for 3 weeks and had it removed. I just could not adjust to the change. So I'm having an artist to do some real suttle airbrush stuff so that We can do something less harsh and more elegantly stated. I want to accent the bling instead of hiding it is what I felt the graphics did.
Oh, if anyone knows how to do this type of paint I'm going to mention next would You PM Me or let Me know on the forum as others may be interested. I have seen and had a friend trying to get the technique but, it is hard to do. I'll call it rain painting. He sands down the rig and after airbrushing or whatever He mixes some small flake in clear coat. He sprays rig down with water and as it begins to run and look like rain drops or I should say tear drops more descibes it, He shoots it with the clear and flake. I have seen a job like it and it makes the rig look like it is wet all the time and glistens really great. If anyone knows something about this please help me out.
Thanks everyone for all Your patience, I mean when I say thanks for putting up with Me. I just look forward to Us all getting together someday maybe right in the middle of the US someplace.
TAZ

[h2co-pilot]

Hey Taz, not like I would be able to contribute otherwise; I did google all sorts of applicable phrases and couldn't find the paint job stuff for you. But I tried. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

You better be typing and snacking at the same time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2sin]

Whenever I see 2 tone paint job I think about...

http://www.photohome.com/pictures/animal-pictures/water/shamu-1a.jpg http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

You should paint that thing black/white and sell it to SeaWorld, they'll love it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Thanks Co-pilot. I'm trying real hard to remember it takes food to stay alive. My daughter just came home and asked have I eaten and saw a fastfood burger on the counter that i picked up at 1:30 and forgot about it. I didn't say anything and then got yelled at allot. I just realized I had not eaten since this morning around 10 am. But, She brought pizza home and I'm going to turn on the Elvis Family special and eat some pizza.
Thanks for Your concern and trying to help Me find the paint scheme. It does exist i saw it but, cannot find it again.
TAZ

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Roxie, you missed nothing. Look at the title of the thread. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Thanks everyone for all Your patience, I mean when I say thanks for putting up with Me. I just look forward to Us all getting together someday maybe right in the middle of the US someplace.
TAZ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That place is called Texas, and an open invite sits to you, or anyone else here who wants to come on down...

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Roxie, you missed nothing. Look at the title of the thread. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Crap. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Thanks Fastest.
I'm only about 5 hours from Dallas Metroplex.
Obviously may be farther to where You are.
But Texas or OK, KS, or anything in that area would be central I guess. Maybe even Hot Springs, Arkansas. I as shared with Co[pilot lots fo things to do even a nice offroad park. Lot's of shopping for the ladies and lots's of fishing, golfing, and Magic spring theme park and water park. Actually makes a great week of vacation for young ones to older ones.
Thanks for invite Fast
TAZ

[h2co-pilot]

Yeah! What about Texas, it's in the middle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif We could have an Eastie/Westie/Middle/Texan good ole Hoedown Smackdown! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Who down? I'm down...you down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yeah! What about Texas, it's in the middle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif We could have an Eastie/Westie/Middle/Texan good ole Hoedown Smackdown! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Who down? I'm down...you down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know much about Texas. I know the Fox's and have seen Devil's Den pics. what else does Texas have to offer for off-road trails? Oh yeah, they have big belt buckles too. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yeah! What about Texas, it's in the middle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif We could have an Eastie/Westie/Middle/Texan good ole Hoedown Smackdown! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Who down? I'm down...you down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know much about Texas. I know the Fox's and have seen Devil's Den pics. what else does Texas have to offer for off-road trails? Oh yeah, they have big belt buckles too. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Tim, I understand you can wheel everywhere. There aren't too many paved roads down thar'. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Maybe I'll get horns for the hood. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yeah! What about Texas, it's in the middle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif We could have an Eastie/Westie/Middle/Texan good ole Hoedown Smackdown! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Who down? I'm down...you down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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[KenP]

If we had a bunch of people, including the Northeast guys, and more than just two days, I'd be up for the trip.

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
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Dennis!!!! LMAO!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Hobbits"... you turd muffin. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Phil's picks look good enough to me. Would those in the "Wussed" be willing to travel? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
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Dennis!!!! LMAO!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Hobbits"... you turd muffin. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Phil's picks look good enough to me. Would those in the "Wussed" be willing to travel? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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[DRTYFN]

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[h2co-pilot]

oooh! Like I'm scared of "Darth Bater" and his Canadian lazer sword. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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[partsguy]

careful, sander out!DIE GRINDER in! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DennisAJC]

Just imagine how much fun it will be if we were able to pull this off. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

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[timgco]

How about a moab face off like mentioned before:
But----
We'll al post dates that we wouild like to do this trip.
Take into consideration of shipping the vehicles that consider this too far to drive (I'll do the homeowrk for those that are interested in doing this). I'm thinking about an enclosed truck for two or three H2's that would be interested. than you could fly into SLC, ride with those who are coming down that way, and than drive them back to your side of the tracks after you get the crap scared out you enough by the West Cost crew. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh yeah, I'm still not doing L.B. too scared.

[DennisAJC]

If this is going to be possibly THE ONLY TIME this kind of group can be assembled and I do believe this will be a one shot deal.

Then we should do it right and do it in MOAB.

Tim's ideal is very feasable depending on how many sign up. I think even up to 6 H2s per delivery truck is possible. We could pick you guys up at Salt Lake.

The drive is not as hard as you think. Road trips go very fast when you travel together.

[h2co-pilot]

You guys have a point, post the dates. We will probably schedule two weeks for everything with regards to our personal sched. Contracting a multiple shipment would be ideal.

Then the Easties can travel towards home together and stay at the same hotels and gloat over how we spanked you bitches over beers. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This would be a lot of fun! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif