PUNISHMENT

[KenP]

If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it

What would you do?

(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)

[KenP]

If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it

What would you do?

(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)

[H2Finally]

HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Can't you read? It's Kwanzaa, my brotha'. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Alec, that's the best advice I bet I'll get. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

Ken,

Watch the first hour of "Sleeping With The Enemy".

Very helpful tips on how to curb your S/O. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CP....Pweez don't be angwy wid me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I did not try to deny it. I just tried to break the news gently after I had every thing cleaned up.

Look I was in the SB drive-thru, I went to move my water and my arm grazed the mocha and in slo-mo like "The Shining" blood it gushed out all over everything- I gasped and looked down and my phone was sitting in the puddles in the cup holders.

I pressed a towel in it and cried, then realized it killed my phone. I raced to the Cingular store- ran it in the store- I am covered in Mocha- they tried to save it and they couldn't so I got another.

I drove back to the house and tried to slip past Kenny with the paper towels and stuff- so he wouldn't freak out. I cleaned it the best I could and it doesn't stink or anything. You can't even tell.

When I told him, he was so mad that I had to giggle and run away.

Then today, I was trying to tickle him or something and he ate **** down the stairs. I could help but giggle a little after I knew he was okay.

He's fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[frank6150]

BTW, I voted for the punch in the mouth. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Marcmedic]

Satisfy the debt...

[DRTYFN]

She should be on the receiving end of some anal.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dug]

It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee!

[HIHUMMER]

Ken, who are you trying to kid? CP's has you wrapped around her hot little pinky. You better be nice to her or you may never see the interior of your precious little Hummer again! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL, I forgot about that! A spanking is in order. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CP, the rubber cupholder thingy comes out for easy draining & cleaning in the future. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I forgot about that too!

HI, you better shut it or I'm gonna' spray mud all over you at Tellico. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Adam in CO]

Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn.

[dochummer]

Ken, sounds like she's just trying to do you in....and keep the hummer for herself... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[NoMoGMPG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
She should be on the receiving end of some anal.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (psst..get video)

[Pinhead]

Use seat memories and elminate one

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

X eleventy-five. It'd soften her up for the anal.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut it you pig.



http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut it you pig.



http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't worry Dennis, she's not around -- driving HER H2 allatime now... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Boss Hoss]

The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts.

[Ipedog]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I thought it was her truck??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MUH_HUM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boss needs to talk to his woman. She's stinkin up his truck and it's pissin him off.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like a cat spraying to mark its territory.

[RasterMaster]

Keys dissappearing would do it! There needs to be an ALL OF THE ABOVE category for the poll, but also:

1. Add change all presets on radio to stuff she absolutely hates.

2. Make favorite CDs dissappear (and load in something she absolutely hates in all CD slots).

3. Make her wash truck in something embarrassing - in public of course! (not "hot" clothes as she may enjoy the additional attention).

4. Have additional keys ground (but they don't seem to work for some strange reason).

5. Park in a manner that makes it impossible to take out the Hummer.

6. Next time she has to be picked up, be absent minded and "forget" the time.

7. Buy her a "tumbler" or kiddie sippy cups for every Valentines, aniversary, birthday or other significant event for a year.

8. Line the interior with plastic (unless you have sufficient seat covers & Husky liners) before she drives it = DROP CLOTH.

9. Family pet has "accident" on her pillow.

10. If you really want to get mean, her favorite glass or other breakable item gets "accidently" broken.

[Dan]

Push her down the stairs. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2itis]

Ask yourself - what would Ike Turner do??? (I suppose you could sub in OJ or Scott Peterson in a pinch...)

[h2co-pilot]

I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Bottom line:

I am a princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all.

[HummBebe]

No need to contemplate this http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Bottom line:

I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Bottom line:

I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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