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H2ANGEL
12-05-2005, 05:13 PM
Hi there - need some advice - my boyfriend has an H2 - I want to buy him something really unique for him for Christmas - can anyone advise me on some gifts - he has the back-up camera, lights for top, wench and gps

Please help

H2ANGEL
12-05-2005, 05:13 PM
Hi there - need some advice - my boyfriend has an H2 - I want to buy him something really unique for him for Christmas - can anyone advise me on some gifts - he has the back-up camera, lights for top, wench and gps

Please help

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 05:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2ANGEL:
...he has the back-up camera, lights for top, wench and gps

Please help </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you a hot wench? If not, buy him a lap dance with one. If you are, post pics of self. DO NOW!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

4churchill
12-05-2005, 05:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2ANGEL:
...he has the back-up camera, lights for top, wench and gps

Please help </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you a hot wench? If not, buy him a lap dance with one. If you are, post pics of self. DO NOW!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

and after that buy him the DRTY winch bumper set up...he will love it!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

jfox
12-05-2005, 05:23 PM
Get him one of these, don't forget the optional TP attachment.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

J.

PARAGON
12-05-2005, 05:24 PM
Buy him a day of wheeling instruction from the professionals at the Funlands park in PA

4churchill
12-05-2005, 05:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Buy him a day of wheeling instruction from the professionals at the Funlands park in PA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


hahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahaha http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

rockking
12-05-2005, 05:30 PM
If you really love him and want to make him happy then get rid of the H2 and get a Real Hummer.

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 05:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Buy him a day of wheeling instruction from the professionals at the Funlands park in PA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 05:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rockking:
If you really love him and want to make him happy then get rid of the H2 and get a Real Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

NJ H2
12-05-2005, 05:34 PM
This should get good! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


edit:
This got good!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 05:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rockking:
If you really love him and want to make him happy then get rid of the H2 and get a Real Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Another pussy H1 owner speaks from behind the safty of his keyboard http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed. Have we even seen pictorial confirmation of rumored H1?

H2ANGEL
12-05-2005, 05:48 PM
Man, you guys are brutal. Thank you for the advise. I bought wheels already - what about offroad tires (any recommendations). I was thinking about buying a weekend trip somewhere so we can go off roading. Any recommendations?

PS - The pictures are a great idea (already thought of, though).

As far as toy accessories - what else is there? Also, do you guys recommend any Hummer magazines - other than the official H2 "WENCH" MAGAZINE that I will probably be starting soon. giggle, giggle

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 05:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2ANGEL:
Man, you guys are brutal. Thank you for the advise. I bought wheels already - what about offroad tires (any recommendations). I was thinking about buying a weekend trip somewhere so we can go off roading. Any recommendations?

PS - The pictures are a great idea (already thought of, though).

As far as toy accessories - what else is there? Also, do you guys recommend any Hummer magazines - other than the official H2 "WENCH" MAGAZINE that I will probably be starting soon. giggle, giggle </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Brutal??? You haven't seen brutal. We're trying to "woo" you into posting bewbie pics. All girls do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW, it's "advice".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

jfox
12-05-2005, 06:00 PM
How about a set of these...

KenP
12-05-2005, 06:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
How about a set of these... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Those aren't bewbies.

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 06:02 PM
How about this?

H2ANGEL
12-05-2005, 06:06 PM
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I want to buy him a great sound system - what is top-of-the-line in the sound arena

rvs9
12-05-2005, 06:08 PM
http://www.hummerstuff.com/catalog/

DRTYFN
12-05-2005, 06:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2ANGEL:
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Rate It! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I want to buy him a great sound system - what is top-of-the-line in the sound arena </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF kind of quote is that??? Did you get all riled up over the request for bewbie pics?

rocketw19
12-05-2005, 06:14 PM
everyone has there own opinions. i like alpine the best but i got a pionner cuzz it has the best i-pod controls. when you say "sound system" what do you mean the whole thing amps speakers deck? that could get expensive real quick.

4churchill
12-05-2005, 06:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rockking:
If you really love him and want to make him happy then get rid of the H2 and get a Real Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ghey http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

jfox
12-05-2005, 06:22 PM
You can't go wrong with this one...

rodster
12-06-2005, 02:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
Get him one of these, don't forget the optional TP attachment.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

J. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a great idea!

KenP
12-06-2005, 04:57 AM
The VERY BEST HUMMER GIFT is a football game blowjob, with facial mess action, and a gift certificate to Home Depot.

I just can't imagine a guy complaining about that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif