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[GeorgeSSSS]

Man Survives Nail-Gun Shooting of 12 Nails to the Head

Friday , April 21, 2006

PORTLAND, Ore. — An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.

Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery.

The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails — up to 2 inches in length — into his head one by one.

The nails were not visible when doctors first examined the man in the emergency room of an unidentified Oregon hospital a day later. Doctors were surprised when X-rays revealed six nails clustered between his right eye and ear, two below his right ear and four on the left side of his head.

The study did not say how long the nails were, and a hospital spokeswoman refused to release that information. A photo published in the study suggests the nails range from 1 1/2 to 2 inches long.

No one before is known to have survived after intentionally firing so many foreign objects into the head, according to the report, written by Dr. G. Alexander West, the neurosurgeon who oversaw the treatment of the patient.

The man at first told doctors he had had a nail gun accident, but later admitted it was a suicide attempt.

The nails came close to major blood vessels and the brain stem but did not pierce them. The patient was in remarkably good condition when he was transferred to Oregon Health & Science University in Portland, where the nails were removed.

The patient was later transferred to psychiatric care and stayed under court order for nearly a month before leaving against doctors' orders.

[Steve - SanJose]

whatever..

[DennisAJC]

DRTY's been really depressed about not going to Moab. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Idaho-Hummer]

LMAO

[DDWH]

DAMN! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DRTYFN]

http://www.kgw.com/health/stories/kgw_042106_health_nail_surgery.58bb78ec.html
http://www.kgw.com/health/stories/L_IMAGE.10a642fdd3f.93.88.fa.d0.58c3056d.jpg
He's a lieberal so his cranium was empty so it doesn't matter.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

Nice pic of I don't know what...

[Kevin B]

Nice pic of I don't know what...

Gee, why don't you look at it in the context of the thread and try again http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DRTY's been really depressed about not going to Moab. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Nah, he can’t handle the criticism of the rear $2000 after market bumper he sold me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didn't you total your other bumper?

I guess that makes two now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dude! All the unnecessary damage to your rig is turning into a hugh list! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Maybe time to blame the driver instead of the vehicle or it's parts huh? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.
Me too. Like all the posts you had your little Asian bitch make on your behalf and the f.cking IP ban at the Gonzo on me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


RAAARRR!!!! You turd.

Now let the games begin.

You have NO CLUE what's about to happen do you? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.
Me too. Like all the posts you had your little Asian bitch make on your behalf and the f.cking IP ban at the Gonzo on me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh... if I'm going to be living rent free in your head can I paint the place? I have no idea WTF you're talking about. But that doesn't matter to you.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.
Me too. Like all the posts you had your little Asian bitch make on your behalf and the f.cking IP ban at the Gonzo on me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh... if I'm going to be living rent free in your head can I paint the place? I have no idea WTF you're talking about. But that doesn't matter to you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

TEE HEE!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.
Me too. Like all the posts you had your little Asian bitch make on your behalf and the f.cking IP ban at the Gonzo on me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh... if I'm going to be living rent free in your head can I paint the place? I have no idea WTF you're talking about. But that doesn't matter to you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sure you don't. LMFAO DF, teh IP ban was too funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>STFU, you could have proxied your way around a ban if there really was one.

Give me a fcking break.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
So much for your "let's ignore each other" BS.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm especially enjoying all of your continued back-stabbing.
Me too. Like all the posts you had your little Asian bitch make on your behalf and the f.cking IP ban at the Gonzo on me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh... if I'm going to be living rent free in your head can I paint the place? I have no idea WTF you're talking about. But that doesn't matter to you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sure you don't. LMFAO DF, teh IP ban was too funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And as I've told you innumerable times - I don't have any kind of capability to do anything other than purely janitorial duties. You know that. You've told everyone that I'm your bitch and you can make me do anything you want. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[ShaggyX]

OMFG! You guys have issues. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
OMFG! You guys have issues. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Yeah, fckig stupid brits in Denver

[ShaggyX]

So much bickering. Someone fill me in (in PM or otherwise). I want to know. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
OMFG! You guys have issues. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Yeah, fckig stupid brits in Denver </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nah, fat f.ucking loosers in MS who get butt hurt over other peoples business brings the funnay. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>As I said before, I'm sure it brings the funny to you. I take it personal that you led someone I consider a friend to believe that they were indeed your friend but talked about them in such a trashy manner and then simply tried to wash it away with a BS apology. To simply turn around and throw salt on the wound the day before they leave for Moab. You are a fcktard. It's not other peoples business, it's my business.

[DennisAJC]

Alec,

Tell us some more of how Kira and Tim have sex again? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Or your thoughts on Jews and how info on Jason of Elcova got leaked to OTN???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

wtf

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Alec,

Tell us some more of how Kira and Tim have sex again? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Or your thoughts on Jews and how info on Jason of Elcova got leaked to OTN???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Your gonna make this a bitch for people you funny little Asian small dick.

OK, I'll play.


1). One is tall one is short. The book is out the window but they improvise. God only knows what I said in private as a joke!

2). Jews is an easy one. I make fun of Adam because he is a tight assed Jew. Now I come to think about it I make fun of all religions because I am agnostic. What religion are you?

3). I posted on OTN as only AlecW and xAltitude and have a total of 10 posts or so there, twas not me that posted Jason’s info and kid pictures. You all can’t delete OTN posts because you don’t have a mod friend there, want me to post links to some s.it you all posted? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Funny how you battle so hard only to tell partial truths when you're busted.....AGAIN. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Answers 1 was correct but very toned down compared to the original vulgarity.

Answer 2 is not correct. It's not about Adam. It was about our Jason of Elcova.

Answer 3 is a toss up. Yes you were humiliated on OTN because they saw your true colors. But you still haunt there. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif LOL! post of me on OTN????? Tis not me! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Pulling strings again are we Alec? Have another shot.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Alec W:
Jason can always ban me if he ever found out.

LOL!!!!!

Good Morning Alec! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Realized that you were drunk again and tried to sweep things around this morning? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
STFU, you could have proxied your way around a ban if there really was one.

Give me a fcking break.
I did http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Tis why the idiot failed to stop me posting Moab pics you fat f.uck.

LMFAO, my hosue IP is next is my guess. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I guess you taught everyone else in Moab how to proxy in too. Since they would likely be caught up in the Gonzo IP ban conspiracy you speak of.

Sweety, you are just getting ghey.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

RAAAARRRR!!!!!!!1111

The bipolar limey is enraged! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Everyone is taking inventory on your backpeddling. It's great read Alec.

You're accussed....

You deny....

You backpeddle...

Then you confess....

Afterwards the drink resets your memory and you start up again.



Have you a clue yet mate? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

You lying sack of sh!t. So, you want us to believe you connected wirelessly directly to the Gonzo's ISP? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I guess the Gonzo is special and unlike any other business and doesn't have their own routers.

Now you can magically remember what the IPs ended with? 12 and 165????? Do the lies just never end with you. Funny, I stayed there last year, apparently I know more about this "tech stuff" than you do.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Ooooh, I'm so enraged that they had to IP ban me, but I'm supercool internet dude and showed them."http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
Think what you like but that's how it works there. Each connection is given a “real” IP address and the one I had ending in 12 was IP blocked. The Gonzo is not setup like a regular business or most other hotels and I suspect it doesn’t have its own router or if it does it’s a pass through setup. It’s setup more like consumer cable or DSL than a business.

Remembering the number 12 and 165 is not that hard for me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I don’t know why the IP ending in 12 was blocked but it was.

You really are way wrong calling me a liar about this John like you called me a liar when I said I wasn’t the BOSS AE. I don’t give a rats ass is you believe me or not but I know I am telling the truth and that’s all that counts. You are a liar and you are lying about this. You've been caught in numerous lies, several by me because you are too stupid to know when to shut up.

I never called you a liar about the Boss AE, and here you lie about that.

And I don't give a rat's ass if you don't give a rat's ass.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
Why not call the Gonzo and ask if you think I am lying? Like the BOSS AE thing you will find out that you are completely wrong. Don’t worry though I don’t need an apology http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif for fcks sake, you must think people are really stupid, or you don't know your own industry at all.

I don't think you are lying, I know you are lying. Oh, I guess the Gonzo changed everything since I was there in October. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DennisAJC]

Watching Alec drown in his own lies is kind of pathetic.

I think wasting company time is also very interesting.

Alec are you at work right now? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Does your boss know what you're up to? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

P.S. I see you're feverishly editing and erasing again. Always an hour late. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A CEO to CEO talk I think will be in order soon.

[Steve - SanJose]

Is this where janitor wannabees can post their resumes?...

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I don't think you are lying, I know you are lying.
Prove it or shut it fool http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Prove you were banned, dumbass. That's the whole point of this isn't it? You are the known liar, I don't have anything to prove.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Steve - SanJose:
Is this where janitor wannabees can post their resumes?... we already have yours, you are underqualified

[deicustoms1]

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/kitten_sniper_2005-03-30.JPG

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I don't think you are lying, I know you are lying.
Prove it or shut it fool http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Prove you were banned, dumbass. That's the whole point of this isn't it? You are the known liar, I don't have anything to prove. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I can't prove it, I didn't take screen shots.

Like I said retard, I don't give a rats ass if you believe me or not </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, according to you, Jason ignored the picture upload problem but made sure that he went in and figured out exactly which IP address you were posting from while at the Gonzo Inn and then proceeded to ban you for some unknown reason. Speaking of retard.

Remember, I don't give a rat's ass if you don't give a rat's ass.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

http://www.kuci.org/~ziba/crackhead.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

Is that Mr. Nails-In-The-Head dancing?

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by Steve - SanJose:
Is that Mr. Nails-In-The-Head dancing? before or after the nails?

[deicustoms1]

After the peanut butter and crack sammich.

http://hometown.aol.com/presidentspry/images/tyrone.jpg

[Steve - SanJose]

Oh, I lost my appetite...

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally posted by Steve - SanJose:
Oh, I lost my appetite...

was it the crack sandwich, you know crack makes you not hungery. Well, for food just more crack. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Petey]

Is Alec the transvestite pickin on my asian buddy again??

[Petey]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Petey:
Is Alec the transvestite pickin on my asian buddy again??
Is Petey the little spotty kiddo AE from OTN? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I knew if I yanked your chain you would squawk you homo..