What do you H2 drivers do for a living? [Archive]

CO Hummer

01-04-2006, 09:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Arizona Hummerboy:
I own a mobile Locksmithing Business. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You and Alec should get together. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

IPStack

01-04-2006, 09:04 PM

I see dead people...

Racer-X

01-04-2006, 09:06 PM

I kill bugs

Fubar

01-04-2006, 09:37 PM

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rocketw19

01-04-2006, 09:40 PM

i do personal training.

KenP

01-04-2006, 09:41 PM

Sell my sperm to the local Bank. I make .10 per living one. I'm broke. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

http://www.nature.com/news/2003/031208/images/sperm_180.jpg

Racer-X

01-04-2006, 09:43 PM

hey, your doing good Ken, I've been known to pay to drop my sperm! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

01-04-2006, 09:46 PM

a living what?

rodster

01-04-2006, 09:47 PM

I'm currently trying to get a job as Fubar's Director of Screening, New Talent Division.

I, too, have shot tadpoles for money, picked locks for a living and planted bugs for and upon the wealthy. I play steel drums. Life has been good.

Kellen

01-04-2006, 09:54 PM

Let's keep this one clean and not discuss Fubar's pornography business. Please.

KenP

01-04-2006, 09:57 PM

You guys don't realize how many spleeged faces I saw on the 'net before I got a pic of "sperm". A warning to all, Don't type "cum" in a search engine at work....http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/1415.gif http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/575.gif http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/smoking/rauch25.gif

KenP

01-04-2006, 09:57 PM

Adam in CO

01-04-2006, 10:04 PM

I mop the floor of the peepshow booth.

Kellen

01-04-2006, 10:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I mop the floor of the peepshow booth. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't care if you're Fubar's janitor. Take that porno talk to the woodshed, will you?

Racer-X

01-04-2006, 10:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Let's keep this one clean and not discuss Fubar's pornography business. Please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Weren;t you the first to mention it? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

01-04-2006, 10:45 PM

Yeah, what he said!

DRTYFN

01-04-2006, 10:51 PM

But, what everyone conveniently overlooks is that without pr0n Al Gore's internet would still be in its infancy. The demand for pr0n is what jump started the web.

KenP

01-04-2006, 11:25 PM

Hey Connie, WHERE THE HELL HAS GERALDO BEEN? Did he get stuck in your California Mud Slide? He's the funniest of all the newscasters. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

04H2dood

01-05-2006, 12:41 AM

Buy, Sell, Fix cars. Not bad at it either http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

orlasttoy

01-05-2006, 01:07 AM

I edit movie trailers...makin' good people see bad movies for years http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jim_Cantore

01-05-2006, 01:21 AM

I am a meteorologist.

jfox

01-05-2006, 01:30 AM

Part-time Superhero. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

01-05-2006, 05:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 04H2dood:
Buy, Sell, Fix cars. Not bad at it either http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
05H2 some chrome bits, yes I get it dirty. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I'm glad you get it. Whatever it is.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dan

01-05-2006, 12:26 PM

I go by Mike Oxbig in adult films.

04H2dood

01-05-2006, 12:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
And I'm glad you get it. Whatever it is.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, I get the Hummer dirty. And sometimes I get a dirty ...
Ok this is going nowhere http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif lol

Kellen

01-05-2006, 01:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Peter Jennings:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Hey Connie, WHERE THE HELL HAS GERALDO BEEN? Did he get stuck in your California Mud Slide? He's the funniest of all the newscasters. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I out lasted all of them other news casters. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geraldo suffered a mental breakdown and is recovering at an undiclosed medical facility. But I'm insulted that you even call him a newscaster. But Jimmy is a REAL newscaster. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

01-05-2006, 01:53 PM

If Tower gets to be Rescue then I'm a Jet Fighter Pilot. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

01-05-2006, 02:20 PM

I think it's "cock fags".

TootsSUT

01-05-2006, 02:28 PM

Someone needs to change this thread to "What you don't do for a living".

I'll start!

Nude pole dancing. The wang would stick! OUCH!!

CO Hummer

01-05-2006, 02:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Nude pole dancing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(offering a prayer of thanks)

Bondage

01-05-2006, 02:42 PM

I save the world about every two or three years. The rest of the time, I pop around Europe in my DB7, drink fine champagne and bed the world's most beautiful women.

I AM Bond. James Bond.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
Sean

GeorgeSSSS

01-05-2006, 03:07 PM

I'm a business attorney. I look forward to going to work every day because no two days are the same.

George SSSS

TootsSUT

01-05-2006, 03:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Nude pole dancing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(offering a prayer of thanks) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Kellen

01-05-2006, 03:44 PM

That is gross.

Fastest H-Town Realtor

01-05-2006, 10:16 PM

I,er...um....what was the question again? Oh,yea...I have R/R broadband because of pRon.

Dug

01-06-2006, 12:21 AM

I'm a dirt donkey.

CslRkH2

01-06-2006, 12:43 AM

RIC-H0

01-06-2006, 01:57 AM

I am the scary man in the dark that scares all children!

Or

"I am No One"!

Goalkeeper

01-06-2006, 03:09 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
I save the world about every two or three years. The rest of the time, I pop around Europe in my DB7, drink fine champagne and bed the world's most beautiful women.

I AM Bond. James Bond.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm in a Similar field, but on this side of the Pond; helping the country's scumbags find their new homes (usually 6X9's) is quite a rewarding career.

And like GeorgeSSSS, everyday is different...

-Matt

MrsRobinsn2000

01-10-2006, 12:34 AM

WOW you all have very interesting careers.

Pinhead

01-10-2006, 12:38 AM

New Car and Truck assembly (Tacoma,Corolla,Vibe)

shipbldr

01-10-2006, 12:40 AM

I work hard at staying out of trouble.

I'm not very good at it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

MrsRobinsn2000

01-10-2006, 12:46 AM

But staying out of trouble is really rather boring........and that comes from a lady named MrsRobinsn.......lol. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BLACK SlUT

01-11-2006, 03:08 PM

I drink KenP's dead sperm, $20 a glass...
(It was also a dare)

Dan Rather

01-11-2006, 08:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BLACK SlUT:
I drink KenP's dead sperm, $20 a glass...
(It was also a dare) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's just plain gay. Did you drink it from a glass or straight from the source?

h2co-pilot

01-12-2006, 01:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BLACK SlUT:
I drink KenP's dead sperm, $20 a glass...
(It was also a dare) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTH?! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

4churchill

01-12-2006, 01:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RIC-H2:
I am the scary man in the dark that scares all children!

Or

"I am No One"! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't lie, youre just: a FORMER H2 owner!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GLBLWARMR

01-12-2006, 01:38 AM

I am the diver who cleans out the clogs in the sewer treatment plants. J/K but sometimes I feel like this guy having to deal with everyone elses sh*t.

ROX

01-12-2006, 01:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BLACK SlUT:
I drink KenP's dead sperm, $20 a glass...
(It was also a dare) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What?!! What a stupid thing to say!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Definitely an AE?

Dewi2005

01-12-2006, 01:56 AM

I ummmm.... well,,, I ummmmm...... ah SH*T, I forgot!! too damn old, got CRS!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Kellen

01-12-2006, 04:09 AM

Ken,
Could you please keep your sperm out of my thread?

kthanksbye.

KenP

01-12-2006, 04:13 AM

DRTYFN

01-12-2006, 05:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BLACK SlUT:
I drink KenP's dead sperm, $20 a glass...
(It was also a dare) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What?!! What a stupid thing to say!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Definitely an AE? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I bet it's BABHUMV's AE.