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[jabbo444]

I once bought a hummer and couldn't find it after awhile. Any advice?

[jabbo444]

I once bought a hummer and couldn't find it after awhile. Any advice?

[LasVegas]

You back again *******? At least we can afford the gas because unlike you we earn a living and are not a welfare dead ass like you.

A poem....by Jonahs

“And then one day it came to pass
That GM built one big bad ass
With power to spare and steel galore
Yet frills and comfort and much, much more

A dream to drive on the urban trails
It gets you there and rarely fails
Among the rocks and rugged hills
It climbs them all and never spills

But then came the greenies and leaf lickers too
To spew their garbage that’s not even true
They lie through their teeth and even more
They now say our beasts have started a war

But don’t despair, just keep on truckin’
Ignore them all they’re not worth fussin’
Sooner or later they’ll fall on their ass
So give us a hill and a full tank of gas”

Now go stick it up your lazy ass you free loader.

[Hummertech]

You know what? If gas does go up higher, you know who will be bitching? All of you SUV haters. You just haven't grown up enough yet to understand that when you work hard in life, and are successfull, you buy what you want. You don't work hard to let people who can't afford what you really want, tell you that you shouldn't get it.
I'm kind of curious, do you hate people who own huge houses and use up resources to heat and cool them?
What about millionaires who use private jets?
What about the Las Vegas casinos that have about 5 million lights on 24 hours a day.
Do you hate everyone that uses energy, because it makes things more expensive due to supply and demand?
What if you really like the taste of chicken.
Are you going to hate everybody else that eats chicken, since that will make it more expensive for your sorry ass to buy?
You're a sad individual if you haven't learned yet that you have no right to tell people what they can do with their own money.
I hate people who drive these damn Honda's and Toyota's.
I can't understand why Americans want to funnel profits into foreign companies when they have tons of American vehicles to choose from. Much better looking American vehicles also I might add.
But I resist calling you guys a bunch of rice eating jap loving ****heads.
At least most of the time I resist.
****HEAD!

[JohnB.GWU.]

You’ve submitted information to this site administrator, and if one of those stickers appears on my truck, I'll have the courts subpoena the info and take your ass to court. I don’t care if it costs me 10k to prosecute you, it’ll just be the fun of it that makes it all worthwhile. Thanks.

[PARAGON]

https://tips.fbi.gov/

[GVME20]

You notice all of the pole smokin ballon knot lickers always leave out where they live in the portion of their sign up to the forum, must be because they want to put stickers on trucks secretly...

If I were to see some jackleg put a sticker on my truck I would kick his/her ass, tie em up throw in back and take em for a ride.

Most of these little punks that bitch about gasoline and war do not even know what they are talking about...

I figure since I have served 6 years in the Army willing to do whatever it takes I can drive whatever I want. So if I see you F*ckin with my truck, god be with you.! Your ass is mine no matter how big you are.

Pissed at punks

[h2co-pilot]

That's an unfamiliar site http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Your are acting like a bored loser with no life, do your internal dignity a favor and go away.

Besides- have you ever thought that we are using the gas on purpose to rid the country of it's nugatory citizens. Oh yeah, jabbo it's all a conspiracy.

[Dug]

jab4inmyass - I hope gas goes to $12.00 a gal also, so *******s like you will have to walk to the welfare bureau for your check.

[VTSTOMPER]

jabbo444:

Thanks for coming to the site...you really made me see the light!

FS: 2005 H2 SUT 1K miles.


Now I am going to go outside and burn tires, money, and my ultra small condoms in a bonfire!


Troll on baby!

[DLEPEZ]

I like how everyone b*tches about Hummers and how they are gas guzzlers. But no one says anything about the excursion, which gets about the same milage as the H2. And lifted trucks get about 3-5 miles to the gallon. And jabbo...go f*ck yourself!

[GONEGOLFING]

Another possible suspect and candidate for 8 years in the pen.. Bring it on tail-gunner..Bring it on..Its amazing how the internet can be used to find people and there bank accounts..No respect for a machine of beauty..Thats hell to pay sticker boy..You need a kotex I think my g/f has one somewhere around here..

[Dallion]

To be honest with you, the choice to purchase my H2 was made that much easier by people like jabbo. Nevermind the capabilities, killer styling and true utility the truck provides (as well as quite a luxury ride), I just really wanted to own a vehicle that could piss so many people off simply by existing.

The third day I had my H2 I caught some kids flipping it off outside of a lunch spot, of course when I came out they ran away and jumped into their Toyota, then a week later someone spat on it while I had dinner.

In prompt response I got the personalized tag 'GLBLWMR' and now the game is on http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I just hope one day I can find one of them in the act of doing something instead of cowering away like the little geeked out mamas boy fags that they are. Then maybe I can teach them to hug a tree for a different reason http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[cmax797]

Actually guy we are not fighting for oil in Iraqi so you must be wrong. Why do you care what kind of car someone drives. That is what is great about our county to the freedom to choose if I choose to buy a hummer I will and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. If it get 1 mile per gallon and I can afford it then i will buy one. You are a complete looser and should spend time making signs about cancer research instead of hummers.

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I think I know where your g/f's kotex is, GONEGOLFING, and that's the reason you're so angry and frustrated. And watch out, I know right where your Hummer is, and I comin' to stick my labels all over it. And they're ain't nothin you kin do about it, boy. And we're going after all the rest of you guys too! YEEHAH!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Come to Vegas low life. There's lots of Hummers and the desert has lots of bleached bones.

[Dan]

Yay, a new troll!

When should we expect more of your intelligent posts blabbo? After you're done with your paper route, or after your shift at Hot Dog on a Stick?

[h2co-pilot]

AHAAA! Hotdog on a Stick. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And a balloon knot licker (eeeyyuuuu) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

What a little bitch (like that church http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) and you have been "laughing" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for 3 hours now. You have proved your level of global, environmental and political knowledge to be quite lacking. Congratulations - ignorance is bliss.

[HGW]

I don't normally waste my time on pussies like you who join a forum just to hide and laugh.

Hey pussy--
My address is:
1393 Old Trenton Road
Princeton Jct, NJ 08550
609-240-3073
Come see me pussy!

I have a number of H2's you can sticker right before my eyes.

[HGW]

PS:

No cops--just me and you. You wouldn't have the balls to confront anyone----I would say you will live your whole life behind a mask rather than grow up and be a man.

Being a man means taking responsibilty for your actions. You will be a child-man the rest of your life.

I will wait for you to show up rather than wasting time on here. See if if have the nuts to commit your crime in front of a witness. Send me your address pussy, I will send you a ticket to my place.

This is my last post on this topic, child-man reply as you please. It won't be read by me.

[MIZZOU H2]

HAHAHAHA...... you know the great thing is, that you can bitch and cry about how much you hate the h2 but at the end of the day you could come and burn my hummer to the ground and ill go buy a brand new one the very next morning. all because I CAN. God bless america. maybe next time you can tell us why we can or cant believe in god or something like that. thanks for you imput.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
jab4inmyass - I hope gas goes to $12.00 a gal also, so *******s like you will have to walk to the welfare bureau for your check. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's the best I've read http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.
These leaf licking bark humpers seem to forget it's the policies of the left that have caused the price of oil to rise by stopping exploration and the tapping of our great reserves. Let's start the flow from Alaska and get more coming from the Gulf.

[Beastmaster]

Hmm... Jabbo, it seems that you're the one with a penis fixation.

I'd love to see if you get over your fixation while in jail.

[MIZZOU H2]

Hey jabbo, I dont have the biggest penis in the world but i bet i get 10 times more ass than you do. and def 10 times the quality that you do. and guess what all the girls ive ever shacked up with shave their legs.

[H2HH]

Jabbo, I hope you're smarter than you come across as; if not you truely are a waste of good air.
H

[DennisAJC]

Jabbo,

I hope gas goes way up! Less traffic when we go to MOAB! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

P.S. Your mom told me you're a ****ty lay.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I like to show my disgust for Hummer owners by printing up peel-off labels which say:
HEY! - GUESS WHY I BOUGHT MY HUMMER???*
1. Because I'm an *******.*
2. Because I have a tiny penis and my Hummer*
let's me think I have a big one.*
3. Because I think it's a big laugh to get the *
lowest mileage possible and keep America*
dependent on oil so our soldiers keep dying in Iraq. *
When I’m outside walking around, I will discreetly stick them on Hummer doors. Harmless, but it sure is fun to antagonize you guys. I know lots of you will have snappy answers to this, telling me what a jerk I am, and worse. But I’ll just laugh. And laugh. And laugh. P.S. I hope gas goes up to $12.00 a gallon. Then you can really start driving. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And you can be assured that if I catch you there will be an ass-kicking that will rival all ass-kickings. I might just duct tape you up and take you some place and play with you and see if you can convince me to not put a couple of pieces of duct tape across your nose and mouth. You will definitely get your hands mashed into bags of bloody flesh and shattered bones. You'll be lucky if they can attach hooks to the stumps.

[DRTYFN]

Anybody want his IP? We can track him down and see what kind of a pussy he really is. If he's within 500 miles of me I'll be the first to his door.

[DRTYFN]

Jagoff,
If you can figure out how to check your PM, then do it.

[GeorgeSSSS]

Drtyfn: Check your PMs big guy.

George

[ssgharkness020147]

hey man -if you in fact a man- you have really shown me the light. i am going to have my bf sell his beautiful white H1 immediatly to better serve you. so please, what car should he get as a replacement? what do you drive? because, i do, want to be just like YOU when i grow up. maybe then i can be a self-loathing child like you are. My mother always said if someone says or does something mean to someone else, they are obviously deeply jealous of them. and i think that's what you are, jealous of everyone and anyone that can afford not only the truck but the fuel as well. i dont even think that you have the courage to put any of those stickers on a truck, if you did you obviously won't post it telling everyone that you do. why don't you spend our money in more constructive ways then making stickers? for exaple: getting a college education and making something of your life. and maybe when you make enough money to see the good and fun things a hummer can bring to your life then you can maybe get one. and then and only then do you have the authority to go on this site and post. you don't even have the courage to talk about yourself, you only attack others and what their choice of vehicle it then. so- what do you drive? what is a better vehicle than a hummer? there is nothing safer, stronger or more reliable than a hummer. but please, change my mind. stop blowing gas into people's faces and come up with some factual evidence to support what you are talking about. i will be waiting to hear if you have something of value ato say.

-girlfriend of hummer owner.

[DH22G]

AND I JUST READ THIS THREAD ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO... AND NOW HE EDITED HIS FIRST POST!!! WHAT A LITTLE GIRL!!!!! DIRTY I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD PAY A LITTLE VISIT...

[Harley]

Hey, I just notcied this little rat bastard's pfile says he's from Oklahoma -- get me an IP address that I can use and he's all mine!! (I'm also a commissioned Sheriff's Deputy)...

K

[DH22G]

O i would for sure bring hero with me... but i might also have to get my other pit Shorty.. he is with my sister right now and makes hero look like a twig... he is about 90 pounds of pure muscle and is a pure red nose.... Ill bring him too.. Shorty doesnt like Midgets and Hummer haters.. he got this guy good who tried to take stuff off my front seat once.. what a great alarm... 90lbs PIT... Hero and Shorty are on the way.. lets get some IP's going here

[partsguy]

I don't understand?Are we aloud to play with
this type of "person" or does it cause Jason
more trouble with Maint on this site.
Please Tell Me The Rule. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gifOr is
a commonsence thing?I"m Not stupid http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifJust very
black and white!

[tower]

You mean like Michael Jackson? EEEEIIYYYUUUUOOOOO!

[partsguy]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Marcmedic]

He's from Oklahoma? I'm not to far. Road trip anyone?

[MIZZOU H2]

Pick me up in columbia along the way. Ill buy the beer.

[Hart1]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">...You'll be lucky if they can attach hooks to the stumps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol...I'm rolling, stop, please stop, my sides hurt...lol.

Man.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

LOLhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Oh man, you would need a tetanus shot just to ride in that thing.

[Beastmaster]

Ride in it? Hell, I need the shot just looking at it!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
LOLhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Oh man, you would need a tetanus shot just to ride in that thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>