I give up....

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

Opppps....forgot to mention one thing:

Gas mileage is 11.4 mpg, for real!

less if your foot gets heavy! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummerLvr]

Well I guess this works, just don't expect girls to jump right in it or anything. A proper lady would request for the door to be opened http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That is a very nice car, I am sure you will enjoy it. And a have a happy early birthday too!

Ericka

[Steve R]

Where's Folsom???? How many gas-tanks away is that???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerLvr]

Folsom is near Sacramento, about 2 tanks away in a H2. You are more than welcome to come up here and let me drive you car anytime http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
Folsom is near Sacramento, about 2 tanks away in a H2. You are more than welcome to come up here and let me drive you car anytime http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wanna drive a 745Li? Lots of room in the back... oh yeah, (damn) you're married.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ever think of a trial separation... say for like 2 hours or so?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerJohn]

Drty,

Well now, I don't think Ericka has time for you...but I sure have 2 or 3 hours for ya. I hope you like big boys, cuz I have a big bottle of Viagra to try out and 6 gallons of lube. Ericka says that I'm pretty limber too, so I'm betting that we can make some great use of that back seat in the 745. You bring the car, I'll bring the slip-n-slide and the naked twister and we'll meet in the middle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

PS, thanks for posting the Wife Rules. My wife finally knows her place...in the shower with a beer ready and a steak cookin on the bbq.

Oh Steve, by the way, very nice car. I'm hoping that my loving wife will be purchasing a 911 in the near future for me for my commute to work.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DennisAJC]

DOOOOOOOH!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
HummerJohn's Homosexual advances have been deleted from this post for obvious reasons.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, dude, that's not normal. Your HummerJohn name is now going to be synonymous with gay prostitution. You've got some repressed issued that are quickly becoming not so repressed.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DOOOOOOOH! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well put my Canadian brother

My thread has been soiled by HummerJohn http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Moderator, can I get an edit? edit please, edit????...anyone? HELLLOOOOO?????

[Albie]

thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could be alot worst. He might say he's Mexican!

BAAHZING! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

BTW,

I think Stevie Boy is on steroids! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Sweet ride buddy.

[ssgharkness020147]

Congrats Steve. But be careful, I know more then one person that bought a Ferrari and now they have several Ferrari's. And yes I am jealous, but at least in a couple of days I'll only be half your age. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

Steve, did you lose some weight? Or is it the "TV added 20 lbs" thing?

[Steve R]

Steve got pretty disgusted when we saw himself on tv and realized that fat people don't live very long, have health issues and that continuing to live for the moment and gratifying himself with food was an f-up way of life. Just got sick of being fat.

Mountain biking, racquetball, kayaking, personal trainer 2-3x per week. Eat better, eat less, exercise more. Results happened. MORE satisfying then any car would ever bring. Cholesterol way down w/o drugs, blood-pressure in normal range (w/o drugs), had to get new clothes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Still have a ways to go, but on the right path!!

I just thought it was hilarious that this car actually gets LOWER mpg then the H2. My buddy has a Maranello, he gets about 8 mpg. I suppose we're just destined to consume massive quanitities of gasoline http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

My other motivation was to get in shape so that IF I ever move on that sex-change operation, DRTY will find me attractive. Lord knows that boy lives to rip on fat chicks!!!!!!!!! Oh well, there's always Dennis...I hear he's not picky.....he love me long time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I think Stevie Boy is on steroids! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're NOT steroids...they're just herbal enhancing supplements that can be purchased at any over-the-counter vitamin store. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And it's not "roid-rage"...it's just a natural tendency to be overly aggressive and easily aggitated, slightly paranoid and upset when things don't go perfect. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to completlely & utterly lose-it because I got to the bottom of this cereal box and didn't find the toy I wanted!!!!!!1 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[jfox]

I think it's time to give up the juice. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J.

[KenP]

Steve, maybe I need to put a video of myself on the W-i-d-e-s-c-r-e-e-n. I know I need to lose some myself. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[Spike]

originally posted by SteveR.,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>They're NOT steroids...they're just herbal enhancing supplements that can be purchased at any over-the-counter vitamin store.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Like these over the counter herbal enhancements? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Spike]

or maybe this kind....also very popular at the "over the counter herbal store" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sfox:
And is it just me or does it look like he is doing a titty-dance in that pic? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just you....and your wishful thinking http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A pound of muscle requires 70 calories a day just to exist on your body. I don't want my body to store excess calories...I want it to burn them up like our Hummers go through gas! I suspect the angles are just right...trust me, I still have a ways to go.

[Steve R]

Spike,

I sense your just joking, but honestly....I'm not taking anything but the typical multi-viatmins and mellow stuff.

I'm terrified by all those "products" available in stores & mail-order. Check this out:

Long ago my mother, with near tears in her eyes, begged me to do something about my weight. She told me about something called "Phen-fen". I calmly replied "yeah...now it's the hot thing, but you watch and see....in a while there'll be all sorts of warnings and something horrible will come of it". Sure as **** I was right!!!

Like I said...eat better, eat less and exercise. Everything you need can be found in good healthy food. Throw in a good multi-vitamin, some vitamin E and perhaps a few other vitamin-based supplements...and your good-to-go.

[Albie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could be alot worst. He might say he's Mexican!

BAAHZING! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thats right MexiCAN not Mexican't!!!!!!!! LOL

[HummerLvr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
A pound of muscle requires 70 calories a day just to exist on your body. I don't want my body to store excess calories...I want it to burn them up like our Hummers go through gas! I suspect the angles are just right...trust me, I still have a ways to go. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Steve-
How long had you been exercising and eating right before you saw results? Did you have a personal trainer help you set up a plan? I am just curious as I have been playing around on my own for about 6 months and have seen a slight difference but I need to look darn good in a bikini by August for a trip to Maui. My only weakness is ice cream. Any tips?

Ericka

PS that car is really really nice and I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
... I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now after your hubby's (HummerJohn) homosexual saturated threat of sodomy I'm not surprised you don't get treated to 2 hours of foreplay & sex. Maybe if you wore men's clothes and a fake beard & mustache and just dropped your pants a little bit & bent over he'd be interested. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerLvr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
... I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now after your hubby's (HummerJohn) homosexual saturated threat of sodomy I'm not surprised you don't get treated to 2 hours of foreplay & sex. Maybe if you wore men's clothes and a fake beard & mustache and just dropped your pants a little bit & bent over he'd be interested. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is a well deserved reply. But still very very wrong! The naked twister part was my idea, but the whole lube thing scares me a bit. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[unaslob]

you know... the pic is a perfect mid-life crisis archetype....along with some compensating for something......

you will notice the pic shows the car right at crotch level...as if the car was supposed to personify or dare I say compensate.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

unaslob

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unaslob:
you know... the pic is a perfect mid-life crisis archetype....along with some compensating for something......

you will notice the pic shows the car right at crotch level...as if the car was supposed to personify or dare I say compensate.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

unaslob <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...snicker...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[HummerJohn]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
... I doubt Drty could actually last 2 hours http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now after your hubby's (HummerJohn) homosexual saturated threat of sodomy I'm not surprised you don't get treated to 2 hours of foreplay & sex. Maybe if you wore men's clothes and a fake beard & mustache and just dropped your pants a little bit & bent over he'd be interested. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Hey Drty, what's the matter? We all know that you're a still in the closet peter puffing lover. Ha Ha! We're down to only 3 gallons of lube now anyways. E got all excited last night when I told her we still had 6 gallons left...man, it was a long night...in the H2, in the Mercedes and lastly in the Vette. Didn't make the normal 2 hour mark though. FYI, E actually wore a nice little nurse outfit (no fake beard & mustache this time). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
Hey Drty, what's the matter? We all know that you're a still in the closet peter puffing lover. Ha Ha! We're down to only 3 gallons of lube now anyways. E got all excited last night when I told her we still had 6 gallons left...man, it was a long night...in the H2, in the Mercedes and lastly in the Vette. Didn't make the normal 2 hour mark though. FYI, E actually wore a nice little nurse outfit (no fake beard & mustache this time). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, you're very obviously over-matched in the imagination department here.

If E needed to be lubed up for action with you then that's usually an indicator that you're not doing it for her.
(Walked right into that one, didn't you?)
Somehow when you say nurse outfit all that I see you thinking of is non-gender specific(and actually male oriented) scrubs.
If I were you I would have said I had dressed her up in a naughty little candy striper outfit. But that's just me and I'm very heterosexual and you're... well, you sound very conflicted about your latent homosexuality.

And banging E in the 'Vette must be pretty easy for you what with you not needing much room for that short stroke you've got. I bet you closed your eyes and pretended you were pushing in the stool of the grubby mechanic you've had your wandering homo eyes on.

[Steve R]

Knock it off you perv-pies, your taking this thread into a place that nobody needs to hear about..... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Unaslob: good job, seems you paid attention in psych 101. I've gotten some funny looks from parents at my daughters school or the gym...my favorite line is "Mid-life crisis....whatya gonna do??".

One of my first post on FerrariChat was "something's wrong"..where I asked why I've had the Ferrari for a week and noticed no hair re-growth, don't feel younger and my sexual inadequecies haven't subsided in the least.

What can I say, I like to get the pre-emptive laugh in first.

Ericka....pm or email me for more details about a diet-plan. Yes, training with a pro-trainer. The thing is, your results will always happen so slow that you don't realize it, but a solid game-plan is imperative!!!!

I'm enjoying the F-car, got into it with a Saleen Mustang on the freeway tonight. He jumped on the juice way faster then me, but I caught up and pasted him at about 156 mph: sweet. That thing is made to live at high-speeds! (uh, the F-car, not the 'stang).

[Steve R]

In other related news....Hummerjohn & Hummerman stole my ride!!!!

[DRTYFN]

Hummer John, remember how you trained your dog to bring you your personal "toy" on command? Well, he's bringing it to you again, but this time in front of company.

[HummerJohn]

Wow Drty...that must actually be your dog. Since you have pictures of it and all (otherwise, it would be quite gay to have a picture like that saved on your computer). And since I'm pretty sure you're single, why the heck do you have a dildo? Do you have to stuff with that to make up for some short comings?

You're quite creative yourself with the homo comments. I'm thinking you must be speaking from some sort of personal experience.

This is my dog. Pardon the devil horns...E wanted some cute halloween pictures.

Sorry for the hyjack Steve, but it's still fun. and I like your new car too.

[DRTYFN]

Yawn....
When you finally come up with some kind of a comeback that has some kick to it have E PM me.

I cringe to think of the things you do behind closed doors with that dog when E isn't home.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

...my dog... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif You're not completely predictable or anything.

[HummerJohn]

I'm thinking that you're just stumped and out of witty comebacks this morning. Tis okay...go read some of your many old posts about homosexuality and copy and paste one of those here. You've got about 6,000 to choose from. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Since you don't have anyone at home but you and your dog and internet forums, I cringe to think what you do with your giant dildo in the wide open of your home. Ewe, I'm cringing now with the thought you might be doing something with the giant dildo right now... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
I'm thinking that you're just stumped and out of witty comebacks this morning. Tis okay...go read some of your many old posts about homosexuality and copy and paste one of those here. You've got about 6,000 to choose from. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Since you don't have anyone at home but you and your dog and internet forums, I cringe to think what you do with your giant dildo in the wide open of your home. Ewe, I'm cringing now with the thought you might be doing something with the giant dildo right now... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Forrest, why don't you tell us all about your box of chocolates?

Now you're into f*cking sheep? Nice Freudian slip with the "Ewe". You do know that's a female sheep, right?
And cringing isn't what your rectum is doing right now while you think about a male with a dildo. Sick pud. Poor E.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[HummerJohn]

You know what worries me most is that you've spent so much time thinking about E and me...while also thinking about dildo's and homosexuality too (and now sheep).

Keep both hand on the keyboard little boy and look straight ahead. You don't want to shoot an eye out while jerking off with that little thing.

[MindlesS]

Okie kids...

I think we have read enough of your stupid comments about who has a bigger cock... Im sure http://www.ebonylesbigay.org/ will enjoy your posts a lil more then the h2 community

thx for playing!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
You know what worries me most is that you've spent so much time thinking about E and me...<span class="ev_code_RED">(Your not self-centered or anything.)</span>while also thinking about dildo's and homosexuality too<span class="ev_code_RED">(You brought up lube and homo sodomy, fruitcake.</span> (and now sheep).<span class="ev_code_RED">Uhm, again, you said "Ewe". Remember, oh ye of short memory?</span>?

Keep both hand on the keyboard little boy<span class="ev_code_RED">("Little boy"? Homosayswhat?)</span> and look straight ahead. You don't want to shoot an eye out while jerking off<span class="ev_code_RED">(Again, with the homo-erotic theme.)</span> with that little thing.<span class="ev_code_RED"> Maybe E could judge that for you.</span>http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


So this is what it feels like to pick on a slow person. I feel dirty(ok, dirtier).

...losing... interest...

[HummerJohn]

geez, like I said before, why don't you keep both hands on the keyboard...?...you sure are fast at the 1 handed typing though. You should join a loser internet geek forum (there's got to be 10 minutes out of the day you don't spend time here, right?). you'll be more at home with your 1 handed typing with those people.

[Steve R]

sheesh....

as the thread's subject says...I give up

Oh, but wait: great news. I gassed the 355 up today and discovered that it actually gets about 12.5 mpg so it is more economical then the H2.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
geez, like I said before, why don't you keep both hands on the keyboard...?...you sure are fast at the 1 handed typing though. You should join a loser internet geek forum (there's got to be 10 minutes out of the day you don't spend time here, right?). you'll be more at home with your 1 handed typing with those people. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif ...lame... embarrassing... pathetic... I feel sorry for E...

[DennisAJC]

OHHHH AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Vintage DRTYFN.:clapping:

[usetosellhummer]

classic, the very vocal DRTY

[Agriv8r]

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

[jmsspratlin]

started reading and then noticed the date....damn!:OWNED: