An intake device that really does increase performance!

[TXSUT]

Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. This unit creates a swirling motion, allowing the air to move faster and more efficiently. All for under $70!!! Can you believe it??? And Sam Memmolo says it works, so that's proof right there!!!

http://www.myauto.tv/tfs/?PHPSESSID=ef8f7c7914bf042740dccacb1cbf8aa5

[TXSUT]

Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. This unit creates a swirling motion, allowing the air to move faster and more efficiently. All for under $70!!! Can you believe it??? And Sam Memmolo says it works, so that's proof right there!!!

http://www.myauto.tv/tfs/?PHPSESSID=ef8f7c7914bf042740dccacb1cbf8aa5

[JetEyeNite]

lol;
30 days money back guarantee!!!
Sure, I am going to buy one!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[PARAGON]

I have one.


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They don't work.

[JetEyeNite]

Did you get your money back at least?
lol http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I have one.
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Yeah, like we're going to just take your word for it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Once a liar, always a liar.

[tomp]

Someone probably sold him one without the sticker and it was only a close copy of one that works. Either that or he is a Collector of useless parts or fails to research components before he makes a purchase. What a Toad...

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
fails to research components before he makes a purchase. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure that you know that reading an advertising claim does not qualify as research, so where's the dyno charts you reviewed before you purchased your intake and MAF?

[JetEyeNite]

tomp,
Are you saying that there is a one that really *does* work? lol
I need to get that asap.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
Someone probably sold him one without the sticker and it was only a close copy of one that works. Either that or he is a Collector of useless parts or fails to research components before he makes a purchase. What a Toad... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Raaarrrrr!!!!!!!1 pwned!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Mine didn't claim to make a mini-cyclone. It only claimed to make a Tornado. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[PARAGON]

Holy Sh!t! Did you see the price for that beer can thingy at that link. I think I paid something like $12.95

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
Someone probably sold him one without the sticker </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yippy, tompy got something right! Why sure it doesn't have a sticker on it. Why would they put a sticker on something that goes inside your intake?

Oh, you think they are as stupid as you.

[JetEyeNite]

I wonder how much they are willing to pay me if I tell them that it really works on my beautiful H2.. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif *** Please don't flame me *** I am only kidding... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
The last email from their customers were dated 6/24/2002.

[tomp]

That's cool Alec. It really doesn't bother me.

I came to the realization that the trolls are here to stay and that it's just your type of personality that comes with being a troll; and not having anything better to do except to dominate the forum with useless posts. It's all in good fun to me...

[tomp]

Paragon, you once again didn't do your research. You can see right on the above link that there is suppose to be a stikcer on there. Once again, you got jacked and got a copied product.

[tomp]

I better post a picture because you seem to think this makes someone not a liar:

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof?

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
I better post a picture because you seem to think this makes someone not a liar: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Actually, not lying is what makes someone not a liar. Umm........ get it, Dumbfck!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I don’t give advice unless it’s something I am fairly confident about or have direct experience with.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like racism and bigotry?

[tomp]

Maybe so, but you don't have the sticker - you big LIAR!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Exactly http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
tomp, you do realize that EVERY time you post now someone will mention wither an alignment or air intakes or both.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Do you think "tomp" and "Humm This" are related? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tomp]

Let's see, Paragon said the Granatelli doesn't have screens in it (opinion) and I posted a pic proving that it does (fact).

He also made claims about the sticker on this device being a bad idea, yet there it is for the world to see.

Weee, this is fun. Don't you guys have anything intelligent to offer? Gangin up on me just gives me more bumps and chances to replyhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Come on tompussy, you're ALL about proof, where's your proof of increased performance? We're waiting....

[tomp]

As soon as you prove that it doesn't provide any increase, I will show you some where it does! What a dumbarse....

[PARAGON]

Ok, I've let you dig your hole long enough.

Here is a pic again, with the label showing for the MAF, the Tornado beer can thingy that was hanging on my shop wall and the same sensors I showed before.

[PARAGON]

Now a close up said label.

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
As soon as you prove that it doesn't provide any increase, I will show you some where it does! What a dumbarse.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I never said it didn't. You claimed it did, which puts the burden of proof on you. And you're calling me a dumbass? Now THAT is funny! LMAO!!!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Paragon, is that thingy for sale? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>For ONE BILLION DOLLARS

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it.

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL!

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe you should send it to "tomp". No doubt we would see a glowing review of the Tornado from him! Hell, he's probably got enough empty boxes "lying" around the garage from shiny bolt-ons that he thinks his motor should be making about 2,000 horsepower! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

I would, but he so damn dumb that he would probably cut his fingers on it and sue the makers.

[tomp]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I would, but he so damn dumb that he would probably cut his fingers on it and sue the makers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not a chance, after you dulled it slicing all those apples!

[tomp]

You would like the feel of that "new fist" wouldn't you?

[Klaus]

Rarrhhhhh11!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Klaus, can you post in the removable steps thread so that Kenny will understand that our "Locations: comingle.

Alec can be Snowman since he has Fred.

[Klaus]

How much beer can we haul in your trailer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

tomp

PARAGON IS CORRECT ON THE TORNADO not working on large engines at least. We ran some tests with the device and oddly enough it did improve performance of light sports type cars to a noticeable feel it in the seat of your pants. I guess I mean imports really. When tried in a large block especially one of any size and weight it did not help at all. That is not an oppinion but, where some gear heads got to gether with nothing better to do that day and went down to a car parts store that sells them and got a bunch of them so they would fit many different size intake hose. It is not scientific or a super controlled experiment. But, the imports did benefit I guess because of the lighter wieght or something. We decided after just looking at performance to leave them in and it helped fuel economy again in the imports or small cars and the large rigs it did nothing.
Take or leave it but, most anyone on this forum that knows Me will tell You I research an idea or product till I'm sure when i share it here i'm not likely to be wrong although it does happen as no one is perfect.
PARAGON from My experience they do not work on large displacement engines but, do on the small engines. We did not try to figure out why except for just different guys throwing out guesses. Guys with the small cars kept theirs and used them. My guess is that the imports have such smaller intake piping and so short that it does give a blending effect of the fuel and air mixing as well as just helping to move more air through those small short pipes. But, in the end conjecture with as much trial as was reasonable.

TAZ

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
How much beer can we haul in your trailer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I am thinking more along the lines of an elephant. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
How much beer can we haul in your trailer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I am thinking more along the lines of an elephant. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I get lost in the tech forum http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Smoky and the Bandit II http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
How much beer can we haul in your trailer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I am thinking more along the lines of an elephant. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I get lost in the tech forum http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Smoky and the Bandit II http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Movie info referenced in recent posts:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076729/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081529/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066999/

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ:
tomp

PARAGON IS CORRECT ON THE TORNADO not working on large engines at least. We ran some tests with the device and oddly enough it did improve performance of light sports type cars to a noticeable feel it in the seat of your pants. I guess I mean imports really. When tried in a large block especially one of any size and weight it did not help at all. That is not an oppinion but, where some gear heads got to gether with nothing better to do that day and went down to a car parts store that sells them and got a bunch of them so they would fit many different size intake hose. It is not scientific or a super controlled experiment. But, the imports did benefit I guess because of the lighter wieght or something. We decided after just looking at performance to leave them in and it helped fuel economy again in the imports or small cars and the large rigs it did nothing.
Take or leave it but, most anyone on this forum that knows Me will tell You I research an idea or product till I'm sure when i share it here i'm not likely to be wrong although it does happen as no one is perfect.
PARAGON from My experience they do not work on large displacement engines but, do on the small engines. We did not try to figure out why except for just different guys throwing out guesses. Guys with the small cars kept theirs and used them. My guess is that the imports have such smaller intake piping and so short that it does give a blending effect of the fuel and air mixing as well as just helping to move more air through those small short pipes. But, in the end conjecture with as much trial as was reasonable.

TAZ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ric, one day your going to lead to someone's head exploding http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

After which TomP will claim the force of the explosion was multipied due to the beer-can tornado creator installed in the brain

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I hope not Phil. It is truly not My intentions. Hey just be glad You do not have to be at Our shop on the days I go over and hang to see what's going on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
I try to wait till later in the day so they get most of the stuff they are working on done for that day. This way I do not distract them to much because We start discussing conceptial ideas. They all have an idea about something that they want to try and I'm the worst of the bunch. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Dragon tries to let the guys do something special as time allows or if they want to stay late or open the shop on Saturday to work on an idea. There is just not any time during the day anymore with so much custom work now.

TAZ

[4churchill]

Ric,

Just givin ya a hard time...you know we love your posts!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif