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LasVegas
10-14-2005, 12:07 AM
We've finally arrived on gas prices in Vegas. I stopped in a convenience store and asked for $5.00 worth of gas. The clerk took my money, put it in the register, FARTED and gave me a receipt. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
LasVegas
10-14-2005, 12:07 AM
We've finally arrived on gas prices in Vegas. I stopped in a convenience store and asked for $5.00 worth of gas. The clerk took my money, put it in the register, FARTED and gave me a receipt. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Intercooled
10-14-2005, 12:13 AM
I've heard that a million times. LAME!
LasVegas
10-14-2005, 12:17 AM
Good for you. Some might not have *******.
Efrain
10-14-2005, 12:38 AM
Next time, ask for $5.00 worth of gasoline! That way there won't be any confusion and you won't get gypped. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
rodster
10-14-2005, 01:04 AM
Jonahs -- good to see you.
Daveh2
10-14-2005, 03:19 AM
That's funny, Wells Fargo place a loan kiosk next to the pumps here in Vegas as well.
rodster
10-14-2005, 03:33 AM
Dave -- Didn't realize you're from Vegas. Welcome aboard.

Saw your other post about wiring the front lights. I can help with that when the time is right.

What part of town you in? -- Rod
HummerNewbie
10-14-2005, 10:33 AM
This one is old as you can see by the prices but good.
Daveh2
10-15-2005, 01:20 AM
Hey Rodster! I'm in Summerlin with the other soccer mom driven H2's. Thanks for the offer to help wire. I'm going to need it. What part of town are you located?
HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
10-15-2005, 02:12 AM
It would be nice if members would look at the number of posts a person has before blowing them off to quickly. Jonahs is a highly respected member and has helped more people here than anyone I know. Klaus would be up there to I guess Jonahs. Some of the one's that would be speaking up right now for Him are on a trip or this would get ugly. I'm not able to verbally battle like some of the others but, I just offer My experience with Jonahs and like the others on here there are the ones who You know to PM for help and they will not mess You around but, go after the answer if possible to find it.
I do not suggest that large number of post makes them a sharp member but, I have been here a good while now and If a member shows back up after being gone a while I do take notice of the post and do a search to see what kind of member they have been if I do not already know them. You will find Jonahs has posted fun stuff but, I would be quite sure 90% of his posts are giving someone direction with a problem and getting them out of trouble as He did Me when i was new to all this. He is full of knowledge that most need to take the word of as they need to take it from other long timers here like HGW, KenP, PARAGON, Klaus, PhilD, and on and on the guys that lead with the knowledge they gained just as Jonahs has always done.

TAZ
rodster
10-15-2005, 02:19 AM
What Taz said X2.

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Dave -- I'm a few miles east of the airport, not too far off Sunset. Drop me a PM if you like and we'll connect.
ratesguy
10-17-2005, 06:55 PM
Intercooled, if you've heard it a million times do you need to call the million+one lame? I have not heard it and thought it was funny. Respect your senior poster
h2co-pilot
10-17-2005, 06:59 PM
Yeah Intercooled, you butt noodle, take it back! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif


Hi Jonahs!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
JMVH2
10-17-2005, 07:14 PM
Nice to see you back here "Vegas" Welcome back http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Intercooled
10-17-2005, 10:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
Good for you. Some might not have *******. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I like to say GFY ( Go Fu#$ Yourself!) get a life!
PARAGON
10-17-2005, 10:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Intercooled:
I've heard that a million times. LAME! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>too much broccoli
DRTYFN
10-17-2005, 10:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Intercooled:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
Good for you. Some might not have *******. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I like to say ISC (I SUCK CAWK) Bring them NOW!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rodster, don't say, "What Taz said X2". The server will explode.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
10-17-2005, 10:37 PM
So true Drty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Intercooled,

I like to say go fu<span class="ev_code_BLACK">ck</span> yourself. DO NOW!!
DRTYFN
10-17-2005, 10:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
So true Drty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Intercooled,

I like to say go fu<span class="ev_code_BLACK">ck</span> yourself. DO NOW!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're a naughty girl talking like that.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Humgirl&guy
10-17-2005, 11:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
We've finally arrived on gas prices in Vegas. I stopped in a convenience store and asked for $5.00 worth of gas. The clerk took my money, put it in the register, FARTED and gave me a receipt. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
funny as hell!!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Intercooled
10-18-2005, 10:02 PM
you guys bore me
Intercooled
10-19-2005, 12:19 AM
Whats with the senior poster shyt. Posts doesn't equal knowledge."Give way to the senior poster" Please, go join the Girl scouts! bunch of Fairies! Give me a break, you guys are like the Hummer KKK. From what i see on here there isn't too much constructive talk. Just old jokes from bored people.
Efrain
10-22-2005, 01:21 AM
Hey, Intercooled, you got anything to say to Dan, Peter, Walt and Jim? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif