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bparker
07-01-2005, 06:32 PM
I can not get enough of this truck. I love driving my H3 and am having a blast. I keep finding reasons to run errands and off the road.

Coming home i always drive around the block first..

/helpme
bparker
07-01-2005, 06:32 PM
I can not get enough of this truck. I love driving my H3 and am having a blast. I keep finding reasons to run errands and off the road.

Coming home i always drive around the block first..

/helpme
DRTYFN
07-01-2005, 06:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bparker:
I can not get enough of this truck. I love driving my H3 and am having a blast. I keep finding reasons to run errands and off the road.

Coming home i always drive around the block first..

/helpme </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn. I was hoping your confession was going to have something to do with hookers, strippers, midgets, booze, etc..
You H3 guys are boring.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
HummerNewbie
07-01-2005, 06:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Damn. I was hoping your confession was going to have something to do with hookers, strippers, midgets, booze, etc..
You H3 guys are boring.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give us a chance DRTY, that will be later over the weekend http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
usetosellhummer
07-01-2005, 07:11 PM
A story for DRTY....
So I sell a H2 to the owner of a local resturant chain here. His girlfriend is soo hot i mean Blonde 26 big fake ones and she likes to show them off. Months after he bought the Hummer I get a call from her aout of the blue.
" D says I cannot drive the hummer untill you take me on the off-road driving course" I say well how about tomorrow, she comes by in His truck and is wearing a white button up blouse, no bra, and a short black skirt. Everyone in the dealership is looking at her and then when we head out to the rig it's all legs and rearend getting in the truck. We take the truck into the arroyo (large ditch) behind the dealership, 4 high with tc2 on. we boping all over and she is not only having fun but doesn't mind that the pups are not only bouncing but about ready to jump out of the shirt (it was already buttoned down 3 clicks) I did know if she was searing undies but the skirt was showing nothin but long leg. well check this we get back from the ditch run and she...
Hummer3
07-01-2005, 07:16 PM
she what? she what? tell us--tell us
firm
07-01-2005, 07:43 PM
Yeah, I have to watch how much I drive it. I'm on pace to put 144,000 miles on it by the end of the year.
killian
07-01-2005, 10:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Damn. I was hoping your confession was going to have something to do with hookers, strippers, midgets, booze, etc..) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or sheep. I was betting on sheep.

"How do you like your H3?"
"Not baaaad"
H3 Buyer to be?
07-01-2005, 11:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by usetosellhummer:
well check this we get back from the ditch run and she... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is just wrong, you were just getting to the good stuff!
XM DUDE
07-01-2005, 11:57 PM
I am in love with the little beast too, I took my wife to the Hummer dealer and she agreed that we would save up to get one.