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2-H2's
05-02-2006, 04:10 AM
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub; she gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

The Green Lantern
05-02-2006, 12:28 PM
Eeewwww!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GLBLWARMR
05-02-2006, 12:38 PM
Boy I sure wish that I was that bartender!!! NOT.

DDWH
05-02-2006, 01:26 PM
ACK!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Racer-X
05-02-2006, 01:36 PM
You guys are too squimish. Sounds like foreplay to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ROX
05-02-2006, 05:54 PM
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by 2-H2's:
...running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

OOOOOHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAA.http://www.overtorqued.net/forum/customavatars/avatar731_1.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot
05-02-2006, 06:47 PM
OKAY OKAY, it was me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
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Okay, not this time but from now on.......http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steve - SanJose
05-02-2006, 10:25 PM
Oh, not a pleasant story...