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NCHummerman

09-30-2003, 10:01 PM

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KMAzz

10-01-2003, 01:03 AM

just send me $61,000 and you can have my truck http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

MAC

10-01-2003, 01:54 AM

I'll beat that offer with $59,000. I'll throw in a full tank of gas too.

KMAzz

10-01-2003, 01:59 AM

Yea but im throwing away at that price the rims ($11,600 for the 5) and the 18,000 in I.C.E. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

MAC

10-01-2003, 02:12 AM

What is 18,000 in ICE?
You paid $11,000 for 5 rims? I haven't seen any rims at that price, got to see them. Photo please.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 02:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KMAzz:
Yea but im throwing away at that price the rims ($11,600 for the 5) and the 18,000 in I.C.E. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Throw these away befor the H2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif...

2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd

10-01-2003, 12:43 PM

Come on guys, I knew we would get the smartass replies, but do any of you have a real responses other than NC?

This post is intented to find someone who owns an H2 as a second vehicle and would rent it to my company, or to get some good suggestions on where to get a 3 month lease.

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 01:03 PM

What did you really expect? Someone to loan you an H2 for a nominal fee?
Actually, you got treated pretty well considering the ridiculous request you made.

You know why you came here? Because you probably already went to the rental companies and found out how prohibitively expensive it would be. Why don't you purchase/lease the H2 and write off as much as you can?

For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 01:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:

For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh that's just too funny!

Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 01:33 PM

I can't believe this guy didn't get gang-tackled and really beat up.

NCHummerman

10-01-2003, 01:45 PM

This guy who wants to use the H2 doesn't even answer personal e-mails ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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KMAzz

10-01-2003, 01:52 PM

They are 26x 10 jesse james 357's it was about 11,600 for the wheels,shipping,tires, etc

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

argonaut

10-01-2003, 02:01 PM

why would you put wheels like that on an H2? Won't the rocks scratch them to hell when you are offroading?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Dan

10-01-2003, 02:08 PM

Alright, how about this:

Go on eBay & buy a used one, then sell it again in 3 months. The depreciation, registration, etc would be your final cost.

Or just steal one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 9 months down, 9 to go!
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MAC

10-01-2003, 02:22 PM

Todd, why did you signed up for 2 forum names to ask one question?
I gave you a straight offer, $30,000 for 3 months. It may seem expensive to you, nevertheless, that was a straight answer, you just don't like the answer.
NC gave you suggestions, what did you do with them? you snapped at us and expected us to take you seriously when you try to treat us like yahoos or children. You don't even have the basic manner to thank NC for the trouble he took to answer your question.

Todd

10-01-2003, 02:23 PM

Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Yes I expected to get flamed for having this request posted, but not to the point that you think it is a seriously stupid request.

YES, I am absolutely aware of how much it costs to rent an H2 - $2000/week. And YES, I though if I offered a personal owner a portion of that money, they might be interested. If I owned an H2 as a second vehicle and some company offered me several thousand dollars for a 3 month rental for something that could actually be a cool...I would definitely consider it! Why not, you would make money and get to see your vehicle used in a very cool promotion.

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.

MAC

10-01-2003, 02:51 PM

Exactly as I suspected, a Disco trick.

Your problem is solved, you use your Disco as a company promotion tool. If you guys laugh at Hummer all day long, why do you want Hummer as a promo tool, so they can laugh at your company?

You are a fraud, not a smart one, surely a poor one.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 02:57 PM

On cue for Mac....TA DA!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut

10-01-2003, 03:04 PM

That is one fugly baby... Where do you find these pics dennis?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 03:10 PM

GOOOOOOGLE search. Forum's best friend http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd

10-01-2003, 03:15 PM

MAC - I spent all morning checking the links NC provided and referenced him as being helpful in my original email. Thank you for your offer, but that is more than what I can rent one for.

I had my associate post this originally, but when I read the replies he was getting, I decided to post an additional message to try and get some better suggestions.

THANKS NC & MAC for your REAL answers!

For what its worth, this is for a armed forces promotion - that is the reason why we are using a Hummer.

Maybe I should have just asked for someone who is interested in helping out our armed forces!

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 03:26 PM

OHHHHH NOOOO!,

I feel so guilty now?

Show us some links about your company and any other pertinate stuff. Telling us in the first place it was for the Armed Forces would have helped you.

But I highly doubt you speak the truth. You and your 14 year old son...err...ASSociate should put some thought in your trolling techniques.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 03:27 PM

P.S.

My wife belongs to the DISCOWEB and she thinks you're a loser too.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 03:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Todd:
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Except for STEVE R! Except for STEVE R! SLURRRP! SLURRRP! LICK, LICK, SUCK , SUCK.....

FORGET IT! STEVE R Belongs to us! You can't have him! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Buckeye Hummer

10-01-2003, 03:36 PM

Todd,

Why don't you buy it used and then sell it when you are done? Check the wholesale blue on the H2 given the miles, calculate the wholesale blue after the new miles you will be driving. I am sure the difference will be minimal given the 04's are just arriving (depreciation is already built in). This has got to be your best deal. You might even get away even on this if you work at it and only pay for the gas. There is really no risk this way you just have to secure the vehicle. I would consider it an investment with a return of 24K (2k per week for 12 weeks to rent), not really a return I guess but your net will be close to zero.

Is there a reason you won't do it this way?

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 03:38 PM

Todd,
You sniveling little pussy.
When you don't get someone to lay their H2 at your feet you resort to such petty tactics as saying Discos laugh at H2s(like we give a ****). Did you think that H2 owners are a bunch of inept buffoons because the Disco owners say we bought "grocery-getters"? Is that your management style? I bet you're just like that manager in the movie "Office Space".
Why didn't you contact your local Hummer dealership or Gm corporate and try for a sponsorship? Maybe because you have a really small reptilian brain and sponge off the ideas of others? Or maybe you did, and you rubbed them the wrong way, just like you did to us. Prick.
Can't wait to give your company a call and ask about you and then post your coworkers' opinions here. Sound like fun? I does to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I'm betting that you're a real treat to work with, you dick.

Todd

10-01-2003, 03:47 PM

DRTYFN - for what it is worth...

I am currently in touch with the Hummer marketing department in South Bend, IN. They are reviewing the details of the promotion. I have also spoke with several dealerships - who by the way currently do not offer 3 month lease programs. Do you know of any that will?

What on earth would make you think it is a stupid idea to ask proud H2 Hummer owners if they want to get their vehicle involved with a program for our countries armed forces? Is that really that stupid of a questions to ask?

Better yet - why don't you just call me personally at my office? I would be happy to hear your justification for this BBS flame in person. - 858.837.0631 call any time please!

Todd

10-01-2003, 03:50 PM

DRTYFN - funny, I just looked at your web site and noticed a nice picture of you in miltary fatigues.

That makes me wonder even more why you think this is such a stupid request.

Do tell...?

Detonate

10-01-2003, 04:04 PM

DRTYFN and Dennis are the board trolls. Just ignore them, they are worthless in every sense of the word.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Circuitguy

10-01-2003, 04:07 PM

Ok! You can't pass this up! I will take a loss on my H2 and sell it to you for $40K but my wife goes with it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhehe!! BIG-C

White 03-H2-LUX

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http://www.elcova.com/h2/gstyle.jpg</a>

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 04:12 PM

OOps!

Looks like Detonate' been drinkin beer again this morning!

Detonate,
I give two squirts of **** for your insight.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate

10-01-2003, 04:12 PM

I considered the request of the original poster. It be nice to rent my truck out for 3 months and get back a couple grand to pay for a roof rack, winch, etc...

Unfortunatley my H2 is not my second vehicle, and I can't even imagine driving my wife to work every day in her car! Bleh!

It's not uncommon for people to look to personal owners to rent their vehicles. Many of the vehicles for show at the Texas Truck and SUV show were other peoples personal vehicles used to display after market products.

Movie companies rent people houses for movie shoots. Like I said, just ignore the asses on this board.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 04:13 PM

Since you didn't clarify yourself from inception, what did you expect?
Since you've said that you're from the Discoweb, you've undoubtedly witnessed the trashtalking that we hear on a daily basis, right? It never once crossed your mind that we might be a little leary of lame requests? Sorry, extremely lame. Should've used your head and come up with a better initial presentation. Is that your usual M.O.? Throw **** against the wall and see what sticks? Piss poor. You wouldn't work for me for very long, if ever.
As for sucking up to H2 owners now- too late. You can't unring the bell.
And about the fatigues, ever been to a surplus store? What do they sell in surplus stores? Ahhh.... fatigues. But you wouldn't know that because you're too lazy to do your own research.
Enjoy your job while you can hang onto it.

ps. Detonate- you butthole http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Todd

10-01-2003, 04:25 PM

DRTYFN - Have you ever heard of client confidentiality? Probably not, and that is why I am not disclosing who the client is.

Nevermind...I am done with you, and I am not surprised I am getting the kind of responses your are posting, the photo on your site of you flashing some sort of lame gang sign with a pencil stuck up your nose tells me everything I need to know about you.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 04:28 PM

Very true DRTYFN,

P R E S E N T A T I O N...That's the ticket!

Whenever I do a presentation for a project, I don't start with, " I need $1.3 million "

Justify your request and the intrest will come. Don't put us in the dark. I still think you're lying. Just some very basic rules if business.

Detonate, you know my posts. I only do it when I smell something bad. Sober up man!(no happy face here)

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate

10-01-2003, 04:37 PM

Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 04:46 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Detonate:
Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

So mabye a few more posts and you'll be a vegetable?

Don't egg me on Detonate, it's dumb for me to use my anti-troll tactics on a Forum member.
Go order another Spritzer.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate

10-01-2003, 04:57 PM

Oh no, not a Spritzer!!! Please don't make me egg you on to the point where you'll Google a picture for me. Please no!! Anything but that! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Let me help you...

Awarded to DennisAJC on October 1st, 2003

[This message was edited by Detonate on 10-01-03 at 12:21 PM.]

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 04:58 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:04 PM

Detonate,

I know why you got your panties in a twist.

Your thread on 2004 H2 Pics. I wasn't attacking you and your 04 H2 just the dissapointment on it's downgraded release on some options. Don't be that way Babe.

And don't show us photo's of your husband. Doesn't look like me. Again, I'm sorry sweetcakes if you got the wrong message.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Detonate

10-01-2003, 06:13 PM

You just don't get it dude. But it's ok... I didn't expect you to.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:15 PM

HAVE ANOTHER BEER DETONATE http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Buckeye Hummer

10-01-2003, 06:17 PM

I actually appreciate Dennis' pics. They tend to emeluriate a situation with laughter instead of it escalating into threats e.g. the taco fiasco, but hey that's my type of humor for others it may not seem funny.

Detonate, 2004 kicks ass like the 2003. When the 2005 comes out we can argue about that too! That's what forums are for but I really don't consider Dennis a troll and DRTYFN just seems to say what's on his mind (most of us probably hold back) but I think he processes out loud and while typing. I can appreciate that too particularly with the fact that he'll back up on an issue with more information.

Let's save the heat for the real trolls like the rock crawling tacos that CONTINUALLY come to this board and I have no idea why. Here is a real pic of a taco that followed us on the dirt access roads at the end of our white mountain run and proceeded to pick a fight with Steve R. (absolutely amazing) Dennis, please feel free to add anything to this photo you see fit http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif He is lurking on the back left side with lights on and yes this is true I am not making it up. He followed us to this lot to start trouble.

Kevin B

10-01-2003, 06:18 PM

Detonate,

BRAVO............Thats funny and appropriate for the situation http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:26 PM.]

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:27 PM.]

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:18 PM

Will you just stop Detonate???? I don't want an arguement with you.

I'll stay out of your way and you stay out of mine. Agree?

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut

10-01-2003, 06:20 PM

Dennis and Detonate, come on guys, save it for the trolls... I think everybody is just on edge, especially our resident Troll Hunters Dennis and DRTYFN. Too many trolls as of late. Lets all sit back, have a beer, and wait for the next troll to arrive. the way things have been going lately, that will be in a bout five minutes...

Dennis, where the hell did you get that pic of my girlfriend http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:24 PM

Buckeye,

Where is the photo??? Tell us the story on what was said. Mabye Steve can give us some details too.

N2ITNSD,

Fine....mabye I deserve that one. But I won't continue fighting with Detonate because of what I said about the 04s. It's just my personal opinion.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

KMAzz

10-01-2003, 06:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
why would you put wheels like that on an H2? Won't the rocks scratch them to hell when you are offroading?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

they are for car shows only I drive/offroad with the stock wheels/tires

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:26 PM

Argo,

She nice eh? I met here at the Calgary Stampede.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Kevin B

10-01-2003, 06:29 PM

Dennis,

I just think it came off kinda harsh to the guy thats all, and I thought the picture was funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:33 PM

Oh there's the pic.

Buckeye,

I commend you guys for showing restraint in not MONKEY STOMPING that guys brains.

Either:

1. He really hates Hummers
2. He was on drugs to confront all you guys.
3. Jealous
4. STEVE SAID SOMETHING FANTASTIC!

I'll say #4 Regis...Is that your final answer???.....Yes it is Regis. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Buckeye Hummer

10-01-2003, 06:37 PM

Dennis,

The file was to large but it's up now.

The deal is that AFTER we had completed the trail we exited the black diamond rating and ended up on a dirt access road that eventually led to a town in Big Bear. While 25 Hummers were slowly cruising out a taco approached, turned and started to follow. I was toward the end of the pack so I didn't see him but knew he was there by CB. Anyway all the Hummers pulled into a lot (pictured above) I pulled directly behind Steve to see this redneck in his taco (multiple colors) giving Steve crap. Now honestly, Steve was not egging this guy on with tone or gestures but this guy just had something up his ass calling H2's pieces of **** and H1's with junky engines on and on. Steve tried to say "hey we're just out here to have a good time" but this guy would not let it go. I've seen this before a hundred times. He wanted Steve to mouth off so he could jump out with his filet knife but Steve refused. I listened closely with my co-pilot while not making eye contact with this guy. He was really a live wire and was pissed that we were on his turf an equally mad that we had just taken a bunch of newbies through a black diamond trail with new H2's. That's the deal.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 06:49 PM

****,

That's heavy. I guess Steve did the right thing. Getting fillet in the gut is bad. I feel sad all of a sudden. Trying to have fun takes on a whole new meaning. Well at least
it happened at the END of the trip.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 06:53 PM

Todd,
Don't get all pissy with me because you screwed the pooch.
The site you were looking at is of pics my buddies and I share back and forth. The "pencil" you're referring to is actually a .50BMG shell and the "gang signs" were supposed to parody the SnoopDogg that we was on the stereo. We were having fun.

What a dildo!! Go back to brow-beating and berating your cubicle mates.

Dennis,
That's really sad that there's people out there like that. Glad no one was hurt. Hope the asswipe got himself dead on the way back to his trailer.

Detonate, why are you being such a crabby little fart? If you're not going to contribute to the troll beating, then be quiet.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 07:10 PM

I think guys like don't live long. One day he'll pick a fight with the wrong guy.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 07:16 PM

It's really bad of me to say, but I wish I had been there. Just stand behind him with something in hand and as soon as he moved towards Steve- WACK!!! out go the lights. Then he can wake up wrapped in duct tape smelling like urine while waiting for the cops.

Buckeye Hummer

10-01-2003, 07:17 PM

OR, he'll end up in jail like the two rednecks who stabbed two friends of mine while on an expedition to Kent State University. That was in 1991 and they're still in prison. After some of our group figured out what had happened the two stabbers were on the ground being kicked to a pulp. Lucky for them the cops arrived. They were really a mess. Same deal, we invaded their space (over 100 of us), the townies got pissed off (drunk) pulled the knives and here we are. I knew EXACTLY the type of guy this was. THAT is why I did not make eye contact with him. He was looking for it and anything would have set him off.

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 07:25 PM

Well just be careful out there. I'd really hate to see ANY of you guys in that spot. If it does happen to me...I hope DRTYFN is there! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This story took the piss and viniger out of me.
Gonna have a smoke.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 07:28 PM

Yeah, me too.
Todd, back away from the keyboard.

Todd

10-01-2003, 07:58 PM

Ok, DRTYFN here is the deal. I have reached the conclusion that I will have to rent an H2 from a shop in Los Angeles. That is where I have received the best quote of $14K.

Since you somehow think this is a fake or something illegitimate, I will return to this board with photos of the wrapped H2 at one of the events as proof.

I have no issues with H2 owners or the vehicle in general like some of the Land Rover owners on the DWEB. It is all good fun just to get in the dirt and have a good time.

Sorry you didn't like the way I began this post, I sincerely thought I might get a good suggestion off this board that would allow me acces to an H2 for less than $14k.

Stay tuned for the photos...

Buckeye Hummer

10-01-2003, 08:03 PM

Todd,

Check Team Chevy Hummer on Coloroda Blvd. They had a wrapped H1 that's just sitting on the lot. Tell them Jason told you about it and talk to Jeremy Gump.

If that doesn't work call R.B. Tech in LA. They do work for 310 motoring and have many contacts. They work on H2's all the time.

I should have thought of these first but they just came to mind.

MAC

10-01-2003, 08:04 PM

Todd (or whatever other names he uses) suddenly became a nice guy, so let's see what he said this morning: Mind you nobody was rude to him before that, guys were just joking around as usual.

"Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Yes I expected to get flamed for having this request posted, but not to the point that you think it is a seriously stupid request.

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

MAC

10-01-2003, 08:10 PM

I just paid $87 billion dollars to teach Iraqis internet skill, among other fancy steps, you are telling me the mighty US Army can't afford to buy a Hummer, or have to send a Land Rover driver guy around to a Hummer site to find a bargain rental?

My guess, if this dude countered my $30,000 offer with a low ball, $5,000, after counter and counter-counter offers, someone on this forum will take a $6K, $8K, $9K rental deal. Instead he started attacking people he wanted to do business with. US DOD depend on people like that to do shopping?

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 08:23 PM

Mac,
Todd(?) came in and committed a faux paus, then when he gets ribbed for it acts like a little sissy and starts name calling. I highly doubt that Todd is anything more than an assistant's assistant.

Like everyone has said, Todd, your initial presentation blew(as in performed fellatio).
In your business(?) first impressions are EVERYTHING.
Plus I didn't start the name calling- you did. Now go back to f*cking up somewhere else.

Detonate

10-01-2003, 08:26 PM

MAC, try re-reading this thread. The guy came in and asked a serious question, and all he got was **** from *******s, and a lame ass insulting bull**** offer from you.

I would gave you guys the finger, as I'm doing right now, as well...

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Detonate

10-01-2003, 08:29 PM

Hey Todd, I might be willing to rent my H2 for $10k for the 3 months. Depending on the little details...

detonate AT sbcglobal.net

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

NCHummerman

10-01-2003, 08:32 PM

I'd be willing to let you wrap my H2 up here in Northern California .... and I drive it, for much less than $14,000.00 ... I drive mine at least 50 miles per day, six days a week.

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com (http://www.zootsuitstore.com)
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DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 08:39 PM

Detonate,
Nobody asked for you to shoot your mouth off. If you re-read the thread you would have noticed that your buddy Todd was the first one to get pissy. Up to that point it was pretty good natured ribbing.

Todd came in here and asked a (silly)question. We replied in a good-natured manner. Todd got snotty, and acted like we were goofing off when we should be making his job easier. That's when things started to escalate. Then you have to stick your nose into things and flail around like an oafish lummox. If your reading comprehension was a little higher you might have understood what was going on.
Now go wash the sand out of your crack and you'll feel better.

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 09:00 PM

Alec,
It started out good natured at first. A couple of people actually gave him some decent info. Then he got an attitude and things went downhill after that. He knew how much it would cost going to a rental agency, and yet he came here and low-balled us.
Also there's the issue of liability. What if soemthing should happen while Todd is driving someone else's H2? Who do you think his company is going to go after. GM, the insurance company and the poor sap that good-heartedly rented his prized H2 to help out this ninconpoop. But does Todd think about that? No. Judging from his first post, he probably doesn't think that far ahead.
If it was your idea to send him here, why didn't you give him an introduction? Probably because you knew better.

Gary C

10-01-2003, 09:05 PM

Alex, Your H2 Authority should be revoked!!!

OR, you can't post for a month???!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lol???

Pewter, Lux, Ventvisors, Foose Wheels (http://www.foosedesignwheels.com/product_details.php?style=spank+8-lug), Corsa Touring Exhaust (http://www.corsaperf.com/hummerh2.htm), HID's (http://brightheadlights-hid.com/Sylvania-xenarc-sealed-beams.htm)

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 09:34 PM

DRTYFN,

Saw your bullet up nose picture.

My secretary thinks you're Cat's Ass and saved your web site.

I told her that you were a fag(I call all good looking guys fags).

I think I'll fire her tommorrow.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut

10-01-2003, 09:44 PM

Buckeye, that's why I like to pack heat wherever I go. You never know where the psychos with the filet knives are... Guns are a bit better than knives...

what is the address for drtyfn's website? I want to check it out...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC

10-01-2003, 09:53 PM

Argo,

I'm too yella to carry a gun. At most, I carry Bear Spray. Man talk about pain!

Oh ya, GQ's address...http://groups.msn.com/RedRockRanchRecreationClub

DRTYFN....you know I'm kidding right? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut

10-01-2003, 10:03 PM

For some reason I always imagined DRTy being a big fat guy with a chip on his shoulder... Guess not. I like the look of your truck DRTY, those black wheels look great with those tires.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

MAC

10-01-2003, 10:59 PM

What's worse than a bad offer? no offer at all. My $30,000 was the first and still only offer. Everyone has a price, for $30K, maybe I'll go through the trouble. For some of you maybe it is $5K. Once an offer is on the table, we are in business, if that Todd is smart enough to counter that, he could've a $6K deal from someone by now. I did him a favor he was not smart enough to grab it.

One of the many folders in my briefcase now is a $1.2 Million annual contract. I made the first quote this AM, they will come back to ask for less. I built in $100K+ for the expected back and forth, it will drag on. If I started with the real price, I would have no room to move down. Nobody takes the first offer, this is not kindergarten play. For new clients, when they don't come back, often that is sign of a not-serious buyer. You have to judge that, we see green kids wasting time on deadend deals.

When you get a high price from a dealer, you don't snap and call the dealer JACKASS. In business, we are trained to judge clients and spot fraud by what they say and do and how they say and do it.

Alec, from time to time, people I know asked me to introduce them to bankers, lawyers, judge or to join a club. I am usually very careful, unless I know the person very well. Because what they do to/with others will be a reflection of me, my reputaion and ability to judge will be on the line. But this Hummer site thing is no big deal at all. Who cares if he is for real, smart or stupid, rude or Disco. Can't think of one reason why it matters to you or me.

DRTYFN

10-01-2003, 11:09 PM

Dennis,
It must be the poor lighting. I scare little kids most of the time.
I've always thought of getting a tatoo over my buttcrack the says "Exit Only". Maybe I'll finally get it.

2slo4now

10-01-2003, 11:46 PM

I thinks I found a picture of Todd's? Employer.

Dan from Alabama

I would not want a tortilla wrapped around my H2.

MAC

10-02-2003, 12:46 AM

Good for the forum traffic. Everybody wins and everybody is happy.

Todd

10-02-2003, 01:27 PM

NCHummerman and Detonate, I am acknowledging your offers. We are meeting with the client today to discuss the budget for the Hummer rental. I will let you guys know what the outcome is.

MAC - You crack me up. Guess what, if I go out and rent an H2 for $14K, guess who's tax dollars just paid for that - that's right yours! Instead, you could have collected the cash yourself and spent it on your rig.

Obviously neither of you have any clue what it is like to work for an advertising agency. RULE #1 -never disclose who your client is or what your budget is and be as vague as possible to get your answers until the deal is public.

Frankly I don't think it is necessary to tell you what my business is to get a simple suggestion of where to find an H2 for rent.

MAC

10-02-2003, 01:52 PM

Todd, you just don't get it. You could have gotten it much cheaper from someone else here, but you turned mean too early. I spelled it out for you, elementary, but somehow you still don't get it. drop it.

It is always a mistake to think yourself smarter than others, your arrogance is too obvious. We are all getting tired and bored about this subject. How about drop this one, and do an extreme makeover and come back as a nice guy, then we can all engage in normal fun conversation? or just use another forum name, your got several names here already.

Buckeye Hummer

10-02-2003, 01:59 PM

Todd,

I still think you can get it from the dealer cheaper than the deal you have already negotiated. Again, Team Hummer in Pasadena has a couple of wrapped Hummers just sitting around. I am sure they would like to make some money renting them out. You never responded to my suggestions so I'm not sure if you just don't take them seriously.

Call Jeremy Gump 626-449-3333, Jeremy is the owners son (Dad is now retired so junior runs the show). I really think he can help you. He also has an H2 that he destroyed off-road 8k in damage that has since been repaired but is sitting on the lot for (as-is). He would probably love to rent that one out for a few months.

Todd

10-02-2003, 02:05 PM

Buckeye, sorry, I did call Jeremy and left him a message. I will try him again today.

NCHummerman

10-02-2003, 02:14 PM

Dear Todd,

I have pretty much "laughed" at the exchanges between you and some on this list ... but, who do you think that you are to tell me <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Obviously neither of you have any clue what it is like to work for an advertising agency. RULE #1 -never disclose who your client is or what your budget is and be as vague as possible to get your answers until the deal is public. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ???? You have absolutely no idea who I am or what I do or who I deal with, or for that matter, that of anyone else on this thread --- and most definitely what my involvement or anyone elses is with ADVERTISING .... you must obviously be new at this advertising game ... FYI, we work with ADVERTISING, the media, production companies of all types, etc., including agencies of all sizes and types on a regular basis .... as this is the main part of our business. I can only tell you that we get more details about the client than you have given or are willing to give .... hey, you did not even introduce yourself as an "Advertising Professional" when you asked your question, and you don't even answer personal e-mails !!!! Geeeeeesch !!!!!! Relax ....

Good luck!

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com (http://www.zootsuitstore.com)
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Buckeye Hummer

10-02-2003, 02:19 PM

Todd,

I will give him a call too. He is right down the street, I talk to him often and had the opportunity to see the pics where he destroyed this demo truck. If you're paying 14k for 3 months I can only imagine he will do better than that. I'm not sure about the details. Hopefully he is creative enough to get this deal done.

Good Luck, I hope it works out for your benefit and Jeremy's (No one in their right mind would buy that H2) and I'm not sure legally what he is required to disclose, maybe it doesn't matter since everything he broke has been replaced. I'll leave that to the experts.

DennisAJC

10-02-2003, 03:32 PM

Buckeye,

Don't waste your valuable time with this guy. Mac is right, the Armed Forces can't supply one for them? And didn't he just disclose the client?

Matt's clients are the Armed Forces of a different kind......

I know, I know, it's recycled http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd

10-02-2003, 03:49 PM

NC, sorry, I was not referring to you and Detonate in that last email. I was referring to the other 2.

In my business, we get our ideas ripped off all the time. It seems like I can't have a conversation with any one these days without haveing a NDA signed.

NCHummerman

10-02-2003, 06:29 PM

I apologize ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com (http://www.zootsuitstore.com)
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MAC

10-02-2003, 08:40 PM

What are you apologizing for and why? Todd came on to insult everyone within sight, when challenged, he back-tracked and suddenly turned nice. He does not thank anyone nor answer anyone who helped him, unless when challenged and only then. This happened repeatedly in this topic. I worked with advertising agency for 27 years, what makes him think it is anything unique?

How can you turn against your own long time forum friends like Dennis and Drtyfn for a shifty lying ungrateful new comer? Is that how you treat your old friends in real life? Before anyone blame our own longtime members in defense of this Todd or whatever and how many names he uses, let me ask you if this is what you say when you come to Hummer site in good intention to ask for help? before anyone was nasty to him.

" posted 10-01-03 09:23 AM
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!
Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)
Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

NCHummerman

10-02-2003, 09:08 PM

Hey Mac ...

"I apologize" is just an expression .... you know !!!! This guy doesn't work for an advertising agency. He's just "jerkin" eveyones chain for a "rise" and he surely got one ... I cannot remember who said it, I believe you, that "it" I mean "he" is over on this Forum ...

Later,

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com (http://www.zootsuitstore.com)
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Todd

10-02-2003, 10:01 PM

Alright, I give in and I will not return to H2Source again. I went back and read the posts on the first page after my associate's (mwill9530) original post. The reason I jumped in extends from these two replies:

- "For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important."

- "Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???"

So my response was apparently out of line after reading this. But I was not expecting to get this kind of reply. So, fine, you win, please except my sincere apologies for offending anyone on this board. It was not my intention, I was really just looking for help from the H2 experts.

I certainly don't think posting a request like this is some sort of outrageous thing. Yes, I actually thought that someone on this board might be willing to rent me their own personal H2 for a generous fee. If all of you think that is a stupid idea, what can I say. I thought many of you actually owned these as second vehicles and may not use them on a regular basis. I am not in the business of acquiring vehicles for every promotion we do. This is a new deal for our agency and we have never had to rent such a high profile vehicle for such a short period of time.

Once again, thanks to those who did offer information and my apologies to all.

Detonate

10-02-2003, 10:11 PM

Hey MAC, if I invited a someone over to my house, and then a friend of mine did nothing but insult him, I'd smack the **** out of him.

And since Alec invited this person to this forum in good faith, I think a lot of you are need of a good ass whipping.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

MAC

10-02-2003, 10:31 PM

Got a new friend, kick away old buddies? Drtyfn and Dennis been around for a long time, they never said a bad word about you, they treated you with respect, and what did you do to them? You are certainly not the guy I want in my foxhole. With a friend like you, who needs an enemy?

What kind of friend who can't take friendly jokes, and say this to your "friends".

" posted 10-01-03 09:23 AM
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!
Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)
Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

DennisAJC

10-02-2003, 10:59 PM

Mac,

Thanks for the defence http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif. Something was fishy with Matt. STUPID question was returned with a STUPID answer. His RUDENESS was returned with RUDENESS as well.

Detonate is just being bitchy over a thread disagreement. I told him earlier I`ll stay out of his way and vice versa. There`s no fun when it gets out of hand with another member.That`s all.

Alec,

Actually if I knew you introduced him here, mabye I would have let up on him. He was just too vauge. Mabye he was bonified but after what Mac suggested, I doubt it. I hate rubbing with the GURUS!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut

10-02-2003, 11:39 PM

Dam,n jackass trolls... don't let him win guys. dennis and DRTYFN are the ****. they are our first line of Troll Defense for this forum. Bravo for those two. Boo for that jackass Todd. Go away you rude bastard. next time learn how to be polite and you will get a better answer. F off buddy! (I hear Canadians call everybody "buddy". at least that is what southpark has taught me...)

Ciao

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

unaslob

10-03-2003, 12:20 AM

you know I am new to this website. I took about 20 minutes and read through this whole string.....this is better then soap operas, or even springer...una

DRTYFN

10-03-2003, 01:40 AM

Todd,
No **** you've never had an account like this before!! I'd be surprised if your company had done anything more complicated than set up taste test tables outside of the local grocery store.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Alright, I give in and I will not return to H2Source again. I went back and read the posts on the first page after my associate's (mwill9530) original post. The reason I jumped in extends from these two replies:

- "For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important."

- "Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What a total lie!!! The response of mine came directly after your snotty reply.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>

Come on guys, I knew we would get the smartass replies, but do any of you have a real responses other than NC?

This post is intented to find someone who owns an H2 as a second vehicle and would rent it to my company, or to get some good suggestions on where to get a 3 month lease. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ring a bell? Or are you gonna "Clinton" on us and deny that also? I don't think any of us were aware that we were your secretaries. Do you own god damn job.

And you never addressed my comment about liability. No matter what type of waivers would be signed the owner of the H2 would still be in a position (however far removed) of liabililty. Scumbag attorneys don't care who they sue.
But you're not used to thinking that far ahead, are you?

One last point. If you owned an H2 would you respond (in a serious manner) to the following post from an unknown person that's posting for the first time?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> I need to lease or rent an H2 for 3 months, from October through December for my company.

I need it for use in CA, AZ, NV, TX. I also need to wrap to serve as a sponsorship vehicle, which will be wrapped and unwrapped by my company.

If anyone is interested in making some extra cash or has any suggestions, please let me know right away via email – matt.williams@active.com <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didn't think so.

But thanks for stopping by. We've had fun poking at you.

Detonate, you feeling better yet, or are you still PMSing?

MAC

10-03-2003, 02:35 AM

una: "you know I am new to this website. I took about 20 minutes and read through this whole string.....this is better then soap operas, or even springer...una"

Una, that's the spirit. Its all for fun, its Entertainment! nothing personal, totally irrelevant and I have no problem communicate calmly with this Todd in another topic today or tomorrow. Everybody is free to come and go as they please and say whatever they want, I got chased down the forum street by these thugs before, and I'll chase them down and run them over with my Hummer at every opportunity I get. What are friends for? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif