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DRTYFN
06-26-2003, 06:28 PM
This is how you adapt to the fact that there are so few full size parking spots within 200 yards of the building's entrance.

"I smell varmint poontang."

Mike97ZJ
06-26-2003, 06:42 PM
Hehe, that's the way to do it!

That's even more fun in the winter when you get to park on top of 3' snowbanks.

Every time I see your truck, I can't help but think how badass it looks.

DRTYFN
06-26-2003, 07:29 PM
Another great thing about the H2 is that you can go across a parking lot to where you'd think an exit(ie. two adjoining lots) would be and if there isn't one you can make one.

"I smell varmint poontang."

hummer33
06-29-2003, 06:57 PM
ya i love those black rims! nice

Joe
06-29-2003, 10:13 PM
Love the rims. Are they powder coated? How much did that run, if I can be so bold as ask? Thinking about doing that myself and adding 37 MTR's

DRTYFN
06-30-2003, 08:54 PM
Got the rims done for free(a friend's company has a powdercoating line). The rims have held up surprisingly well after grinding through gravel and sand. The combo of black rims and 37" MTRs really set you apart from the rest of the H2s.

"I smell varmint poontang." Carl the Groundskeeper- Caddyshack

SOCAL XMER
08-19-2003, 02:41 PM
now all you need is the TOW missle launcher option and you have the ultimate urban assault vehicle.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I want an H3!
XM satellite radio,killing AM and FM one sub at a time!

KenP
09-16-2007, 01:15 AM
That's great, DRTY, I've done the samething!!!:jump:

tower
09-16-2007, 02:50 AM
I thhougt all H2's were supposed to be parked like that.:jump::jump::jump:

blindzebra
09-16-2007, 02:51 AM
love it. I'm sure the little cars are just fuming. lol

TXSUT
09-16-2007, 04:21 AM
That's great, DRTY, I've done the samething!!!

LMFAO...the King of Thread Resurrection strikes again!

3Hummer
09-16-2007, 05:41 AM
havent done that but ive seen spots with like dirt mounds on em for construction and instead of parking 100 yards away i park in that first spot half way up the dirt mound. its funny coming out with people taking pictures of it.

frenzy1
09-16-2007, 07:52 AM
:perfect10s:

great pic !! Too bad there wasn't a compact in that spot. You should have parked on top of it !

http://www.schaap-beesd.nl/images/foto_aixam_02.jpg
:OWNED:

H2bill
09-16-2007, 11:24 AM
Actually, I have found that if you BACK in, the H2 doesn't stick out any further than anything else.

Devis1957
09-16-2007, 03:09 PM
We are definitely in the "Twilight Zone". Someone must have a date virus. :popcorn:

KenP
09-16-2007, 03:11 PM
Someone must have a date virus. :popcorn:Nope, it was a false alarm, but boy was I scared. I mean, that sore came out of nowhere.

obzidian
09-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Yeah, park like that frequently and the looks i get are just awesome!

Agriv8r
09-18-2007, 02:19 PM
Nope, it was a false alarm, but boy was I scared. I mean, that sore came out of nowhere.

AS LONG AS THE BLISTER IS NOT BROKEN, IT SHOULD BE OK...:giggling:

wpage
09-18-2007, 11:36 PM
creative shot!:beerchug: :beerchug:

KingVinnie
09-19-2007, 04:15 PM
I have to do that all the time... Seems like parking spaces are getting smaller around here.

jmsspratlin
09-22-2007, 09:57 PM
Very nice DRTY

OrangeCrush
10-10-2007, 04:18 AM
Actually, I have found that if you BACK in, the H2 doesn't stick out any further than anything else.

Why, is it longer if you pull it in than backing it in?


Who woulda thunk?

:D

md_sailor
10-10-2007, 02:36 PM
Why, is it longer if you pull it in than backing it in?


Who woulda thunk?

:D

LOL .......:giggling: :OWNED:

md_sailor
10-10-2007, 02:41 PM
Why, is it longer if you pull it in than backing it in?


Who woulda thunk?

:D

while it's not longer....it does make a difference on how far you stick out if you back into a space against a Curb. If you run your rear tires up to the curb there is more of your truck hanging over the grass than if you pull in. Obviously this does not apply if there is another parking spot behind you when you back in. ;)

OrangeCrush
10-11-2007, 11:23 AM
while it's not longer....it does make a difference on how far you stick out if you back into a space against a Curb. If you run your rear tires up to the curb there is more of your truck hanging over the grass than if you pull in. Obviously this does not apply if there is another parking spot behind you when you back in. ;)

You know, I was being funny but I never thought about that because I've got that dang 14" drop hitch and it tends to limit me sometimes.

Mark

md_sailor
10-11-2007, 04:25 PM
You know, I was being funny but I never thought about that because I've got that dang 14" drop hitch and it tends to limit me sometimes.

Mark

;) :D I believe that's why they started calling those extreme drop hitches STINGERS... They ought to make a Smilie Ball cover like this :fdance: for those....:D

dkhummerh2
10-12-2007, 08:30 PM
I got a ticket for doing something similar! I parked my H2 in the street in front of my house, so I parked half of my H2 on my sidewalk in front of my house. So that way people would have more room in the street to drive by without hitting my truck. Oh yeah and I paid for the sidewalk to be run in front of my house to boot. I should be able to park on the f*cking thing if I want to!
dk

DennisAJC
10-30-2007, 08:36 PM
:jump:

Aich Tew
11-02-2007, 07:50 PM
All that's missing is a personalized plate with a '31' on it.............:jump:

MikeXML320
11-06-2007, 06:22 AM
This is how you adapt to the fact that there are so few full size parking spots within 200 yards of the building's entrance.

"I smell varmint poontang."

Is that yours??? if so, must be an old pic.....because of the mirrors, license plate.....why don't you hook me up with some free powder coating....as$:raar:

Agriv8r
11-06-2007, 05:51 PM
still a little over the line...need to be closer to the pole....

DRTYFN
11-06-2007, 06:18 PM
Is that yours??? if so, must be an old pic.....because of the mirrors, license plate.....why don't you hook me up with some free powder coating....as$:raar:
Note the date.:OWNED:

MikeXML320
11-07-2007, 01:04 AM
Note the date.:OWNED:
too much Butthash last night sorry...

MRDM1
11-07-2007, 03:52 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/ANTHONYDM1/DSCF3776.jpg
THATS THE WAY TO DO IT

MRDM1
11-09-2007, 03:18 AM
THIS IS WHAT I GOT TODAY ONE OF THEM ENDED UP WITH A BIG DENT ON THEIR HOOD :OWNED:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/ANTHONYDM1/h23.jpg

Agriv8r
11-10-2007, 01:15 AM
easy to get in....

MRDM1
11-13-2007, 01:43 AM
EASY to get in because i didnt have any cars around they parked close to my truck