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KenP
03-20-2006, 04:07 AM
Here's a topic near and dear to your hearts, your truck's color.

I've been thinking about the different color choices and here's my opinions on them.

Black: This isn't even a color so it doesn't count. You can disregard all my prior posts about the color black because I was color blind back then so they don't count. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

White: This is a combination of all colors. Just like a rainbow. 'nough said on that.

Yellow: Who the hell wants to drive or ride in a Short Bus anyway. Not me.

The orange/red color junk they did: Why? Just plain ugly.

Pewter: This is for people who are afraid to make decisions. They're normally wimpy little people that don't exceed 5'10", but think they're the shiznit. Some even have wierd accents.

Slate Blue: It's really gray which means it's pewter. See above.

Special edition orange and blue: Can you say "South Beach Parade"? Not my way, brotha'.

Desert Sand: The REAL HUMMER color. Nearly Army green with a bad attitude included free! The only color to have any HUMMER in.

That is all.

KenP
03-20-2006, 04:12 AM
Sage Green: For those that couldn't wait for Desert Sand. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

CO Hummer
03-20-2006, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by Alec W:
The best color is the one you left out. I really wanted that a blacked out Green but they discontinued it in 04.

Blacked out Pewter just look cool and desert sand looks dirty to me.

x2

KenP
03-20-2006, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
The best color is the one you left out. I really wanted that a blacked out Green but they discontinued it in 04.

Blacked out Pewter just look cool and desert sand looks dirty to me.

x2 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Short bus. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Boss Hoss
03-20-2006, 04:19 AM
Desert Sand=same color as my recent morning phlem
(Looks like trip to the doctor is due.)

Black is obviously the only color for an offroad rig...latest offroad tips show black to be least succeptable to trail damage.

KenP
03-20-2006, 04:22 AM
Try harder. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HummBob
03-20-2006, 06:36 AM
BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif It is SO a color!

alldunn
03-20-2006, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Boss Hoss:

Black is obviously the only color for an offroad rig...latest offroad tips show black to be least succeptable to trail damage.

x2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VTSTOMPER
03-20-2006, 11:48 AM
WOOOHOOOO! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Stealth Gray = Slate Blue = Pewter! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ipedog
03-20-2006, 11:51 AM
It all depends on which Color Theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_theory) you subscribe to:

Additive color or subtractive color

In printing and painting the subtractive color model is used. Therefore White is NOT the combination of all colors, Black is.

So, to sum it all up: By Kens definition, Black = <span class="ev_code_RED">R</span><span class="ev_code_GREEN">A</span><span class="ev_code_PINK">I</span><span class="ev_code_BLUE">N</span><span class="ev_code_RED">B</span><span class="ev_code_PURPLE">O</span><span class="ev_code_PINK">W</span> = GHAY http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

White is not a color by Kens definition, BUT, it does have the best Mud On Paint contrast. So, by definition, White is best! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

All those other colors... whatever http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NEOCON1
03-20-2006, 11:55 AM
this is easy H1=desert H2= pewter H3=shadow green http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

sbmike
03-20-2006, 12:04 PM
Hey Ken: Are you sure you aren't colorblind now rather than before and think that your desert sand is actually black? Colorblindness tends to get worse with age, not better http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

ree
03-20-2006, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
Desert Sand: The REAL HUMMER color. Nearly Army green with a bad attitude included free! The only color to have any HUMMER in.

Okay, I'll bite. I'm 6'0" 200lbs, own a '03 pewter which I didn't get a choice about since I bought it used and that was the only option there was, plus I'm definitely not the shiznit, just an average joe. But I'd be willing to try Desert Sand. If I drive to VA Beach, will you pay to have my '03 repainted [by a good shop]? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HIHUMMER
03-20-2006, 12:24 PM
H3's don't come in Pewter or Desert Sand...so I got the closest to it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

La.Swamp Lobster
03-20-2006, 12:30 PM
Ken,
I drive a two tone black...well dark pewter metallic and pewter H2. I am not afraid of making decisions, I make them every day as an architect, and decisions are my job. And as for being wimpy, I'm not even going to justify that commit with a responds. I am 5'11'' 240 lb. ex-Army, Airborne Ranger, and I am the ****nit. LOL! And as for the weird accent, I guess your right on that one, because I see a lot of pewter H2, north of the Mason Dixon line, and all those people up there speck funny! The bottom line is this, Pewter is the classiest color hummer, and people, who buy pewter Hummers, just know a classy looking Vehicle when they see it!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DarthKarl
03-20-2006, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
Desert Sand: The REAL HUMMER color. Nearly Army green with a bad attitude included free! The only color to have any HUMMER in.

x2!

I got a desert sand H2 as a loaner the other day. I have to say, it makes for a mean machine.

PARAGON
03-20-2006, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Ipedog:
It all depends on which Color Theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_theory) you subscribe to:

Additive color or subtractive color

In printing and painting the subtractive color model is used. Therefore White is NOT the combination of all colors, Black is.

So, to sum it all up: By Kens definition, Black = <span class="ev_code_RED">R</span><span class="ev_code_GREEN">A</span><span class="ev_code_PINK">I</span><span class="ev_code_BLUE">N</span><span class="ev_code_RED">B</span><span class="ev_code_PURPLE">O</span><span class="ev_code_PINK">W</span> = GHAY http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

White is not a color by Kens definition, BUT, it does have the best Mud On Paint contrast. So, by definition, White is best! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

All those other colors... whatever http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif He rests my case.

CO Hummer
03-20-2006, 12:58 PM
I kind of like watermelon.

PARAGON
03-20-2006, 12:58 PM
In the South, in the Summer, white is the absolute coolest color. (no, that's not a racial remark)

La.Swamp Lobster
03-20-2006, 01:27 PM
White is the lack of color, and blk is the combo of all color!

La.Swamp Lobster
03-20-2006, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I kind of like watermelon.
Watermelon-NOW that is one ugly hummer!

W1N
03-20-2006, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by La.Swamp Lobster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I kind of like watermelon.
That is one ugly hummer </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

One word...

W1N
03-20-2006, 01:30 PM
http://users.tarina.eu.org/tkohila/H2/blackh2.JPG

Ipedog
03-20-2006, 05:19 PM
White is still best! Neiner-Neiner-Neiner!!! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing02.gif

http://ipedog.smugmug.com/photos/49131783-L.jpg

KenP
03-20-2006, 05:20 PM
I'm 6'4", 222lbs and I'll paint that truck. Oh, nevermind. You said good shop. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Racer-X
03-20-2006, 06:18 PM
Now now, Everybody has their own personal preferences. We should respect that and embrace every color.

With that said....White Rulz the land. The rest of you with other colors simply have horrible taste! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ipedog
03-20-2006, 06:59 PM
White Rulz the land. The rest of you with other colors simply have horrible taste! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

x2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

frank6150
03-20-2006, 07:03 PM
Desert sand owns.

ree
03-20-2006, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by frank6150:
Desert sand owns.
I'll X2 that if one of you agrees to pay to paint my 2 [at a good shop]. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

frank6150
03-20-2006, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by ree:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
Desert sand owns.
I'll X2 that if one of you agrees to pay to paint my 2 [at a good shop]. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Frank's house of paint is open all the time. I can do some amazing things with a can of spray paint. Act now for a discount.

KenP
03-20-2006, 07:21 PM
We use teh "Roller Method" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

ree
03-20-2006, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
We use teh "Roller Method" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
No, you use the beer case and spray paint method beer 12-pack and spray paint method (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/6706011751/m/4561065431/r/2381014841#2381014841) (here too (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/6611076051/r/7591001551#7591001551)). Learn to use Find http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

frank6150
03-20-2006, 08:00 PM
Phil needs to learn to answer the phone when it rings! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mrs.ssippi
03-20-2006, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by frank6150:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ree:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
Desert sand owns.
I'll X2 that if one of you agrees to pay to paint my 2 [at a good shop]. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Frank's house of paint is open all the time. I can do some amazing things with a can of spray paint. Act now for a discount. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For just 4 easy payments of $19.95, billed to your paypal account. But if you act now we will pay one of your payments for you. And you also get (with your first payment) a hot shamrock picture. Not just one shamrock but two, yes, two shamrocks. And these shamrocks ROCK! Call now.

mstams
03-20-2006, 08:48 PM
I've owned red metallic, black, and now desert sand. Desert sand is my favorite. Looks great in the sunlight and no worries about washing... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP
03-20-2006, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by frank6150:
Phil needs to learn to answer the phone when it rings! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Phil always answers when I call. Hummmm...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

working Hummer
03-20-2006, 11:06 PM
white!!!! It's always the best bet. It says classy but yet also sporty. Also easiest to keep clean. If you don't agree with me, Ahhh who asked ya. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
03-20-2006, 11:17 PM
Are you part of the Pink Ladies group? Just curious because of the little pink thing on your door.

Yeah, I know, I know. It was an HH and this pic was taken before you got to the mud and rocks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

working Hummer
03-20-2006, 11:41 PM
The horror of the things you say, I was in a parade for the special olympics and the kid that rode with me picked this sign and wanted it on the side. It had a picture of a weight-lifter. I hope the quilt is tearing you up now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

timgco
03-20-2006, 11:51 PM
The SUPERIOR color really is Black Diamond.

It looks very RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR in person but adds sophistication of what an ALPHA truck should be. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
03-21-2006, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by working Hummer:
The horror of the things you say, I was in a parade for the special olympics and I picked this pink sign and wanted it on the side. It had a picture of a weight-lifter I heart. I hope the quilt is tearing you up now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Actually, I feel "quilty" for fixing the above, but I was laughing pretty damn hard while doing it!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I hope the effort was rewarding for the participants. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

KenP
03-21-2006, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
Phil needs to learn to answer the phone when it rings! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Phil always answers when I call. Hummmm...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's because I have caller ID and know it's you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Frank needs to borrow my phone. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

CO Hummer
03-21-2006, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by working Hummer:
white!!!! It's always the best bet. It says classy but yet also sporty. Also easiest to keep clean. If you don't agree with me, Ahhh who asked ya. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hey, If you're still selling Mary Kay...my wife might be interested. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ratesguy
03-21-2006, 08:33 PM
Black is the only kick-ass h2 color. All the rest are teh ghey. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

mstams
03-21-2006, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by timgco:
The SUPERIOR color really is Black Diamond.


My favorite H1 color was Pewter Metallic on my '02 wagon. You can't tell here, but it looked like a combination of gold and silver in the sunlight -- much better than Pewter on the H2. Oh, I really miss it...

working Hummer
03-21-2006, 11:55 PM
That's it! I'm calling off the Mary Kay lady that I was sending to your house for a free complimentary gift. No, don't wine, it's done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NSANE
03-22-2006, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by HummBob:
BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif It is SO a color!

I agree with you Bob!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It\'s a Dry Heat
03-22-2006, 03:15 PM
I like yellow

GLBLWARMR
03-22-2006, 04:00 PM
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW. People always laugh when I drive my little short bus around while wearing my bike helmet and continuously banging my head off the window and drooling.

Ipedog
03-22-2006, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by GLBLWARMR:
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW. People always laugh when I drive my little short bus around while wearing my bike helmet and continuously banging my head off the window and drooling.

ROFLAMO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
03-22-2006, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by GLBLWARMR:
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW. People always laugh when I drive my little short bus around while wearing my bike helmet and continuously banging my head off the window and drooling. OH GAWD!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DDWH
03-22-2006, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by GLBLWARMR:
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW. People always laugh when I drive my little short bus around while wearing my bike helmet and continuously banging my head off the window and drooling.

LOL! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

MovinH2
03-22-2006, 08:16 PM
Black. Looks good when it's clean. Mine never is.

KenP
03-23-2006, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by MovinH2:
Black. Looks good when it's clean. Mine never is. Your truck's ugly then. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

JMVH2
03-23-2006, 10:08 PM
Sage Green, the best!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

working Hummer
03-23-2006, 10:13 PM
I'll agree, sage green is awesome. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

ROX
03-24-2006, 01:18 AM
Stealth Gray Rules!!!!!!!!!!!

Pewter is for someone overcompensating for something else. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif