Exploding people

[partsguy]

GFY http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Masterbation become a bore to you?

[Exploding People]

nah, filld my tank this morning
not a fan of $2.34
not. a. fan.

[Exploding People]

i find it funny also that the popup thanks me for contributing to the forum

thank you good Sir Code

[Exploding People]

how do i rate a topic?
i want stars to appear here
oh well A+++++++++++++++++++ would post in topic again

[partsguy]

Need to stay away from the sugar jimmy.I don't
think it's a good thing to be jumping on the bed either.I happen to know your mother would not allow it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

I was wondering about EP's carpet-bombing post style, too.
I wonder... troll or legitimate(but over-enthusiastic) newbie?

[partsguy]

I'm not good at this GFY thing,so I'll leave
it to the pros.Jimmy you don't have to thank me.
Drty whats to wonder?He's putting blame on the H2 for the worlds woe"s.
Jimmy do some reserch on how many gallons a
34' twin merc cruiser burns from Oxford Md
to Inner Harbor Md.
When you find out you"ll be posting on a different forum. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Exploding People]

a twin merc cruiser is less likely to run over my car in an accident, though.

[Exploding People]

actually, you're right
a KIA isn't more than powerwheels

[Marcmedic]

Wow, you actually admitted to driving your mother's KIA. When you buy your own car, then come and try and talk some ****. Until then, GFY

[Exploding People]

actually, my kia
it's a great car for point to point driving when you're in college

now when i get out, it's definitely hybrid time

[partsguy]

I thought this was about the price of gas,I'm
sorry I misunderstood http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gifIs it about highway deaths?If soo lets not let anyone consume alcohol because They may drive.Live
in a bubble Jimmy,If your complaint was toward gas prices I would respect that!But you changed you "mind"and they(H2)are unsafe to every man,woman and baby.I forgot I saw A dump truck on the highway today at lunch guess what?I gave him the finger for ya!Death machines everywhere. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

Don't feed the trolls...move along people,nothing here to see...

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Exploding People:
a twin merc cruiser is less likely to run over my car in an accident, though.

Last year a drunk guy in a civic ran a red light and t-boned a family(one infant) riding in an Explorer.

The family was OK but the civic driver died. GOOD.

The biggest problem with fatalities now are the ricer rockets that illegally drag race on public streets, losing control and plowing into innocent pedestrians, bikers, or other vehicles.

I'll be driving my H2. Head on collision with you? LOL, nice knowing you. You're no loss anyways, burger flippers are a dime a dozen.

[partsguy]

I'm done!Didn't know that jimmy was truely a
school boy.

[Exploding People]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Exploding People:
a twin merc cruiser is less likely to run over my car in an accident, though.

Last year a drunk guy in a civic ran a red light and t-boned a family(one infant) riding in an Explorer.

The family was OK but the civic driver died. GOOD.

The biggest problem with fatalities now are the ricer rockets that illegally drag race on public streets, losing control and plowing into innocent pedestrians, bikers, or other vehicles.

I'll be driving my H2. Head on collision with you? LOL, nice knowing you. You're no loss anyways, burger flippers are a dime a dozen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

whoa

which is why i'd love to see a movement where if anyone is injured/killed by an h2 driver acting irresponsibly, the injured or next of kin sue for possesion of the H2.

And then they burn it for national tv audiences.
Actually, same goes for all cars, i think that should be standard practice, for a driver who severely injures or kills while driving irresponsibly loses their car to the victims or victims family.

Also, if you ever kill someone with your H2, you'll be singing a different tune. Really, any disregard for human life goes out the window when you realize you were the cause of someone's life ending.

[Exploding People]

Originally posted by sfox:
So moron, is your Kia made of Nerf? Is there some magical force-field around your POS that will keep you from running down a kid playing in the street? Irresposible driving isn't a Hummer thing, it's an unfortunate action that isn't vehicle specific....however, drunk teenage/college age morons like yourself engage in irresponsible driving VERY often. You really are a brainwashed little kid aren't you? You don't see that responsible driving is EVERYONE's problem, not just big SUV drivers? WHy do you think many of us bought Hummers? To protect our families from the morons the are out there in their Kias, Toyotas, whatever.

S

ok

the 3 worst kind of drivers, in order

1) SUV'ers
2) Rice rocketers
3) High school kids

i deal with all 3. SUV'ers are the scariest, because their cars are larger than average, and can easily run over the average car.

I don't worry about my driving, i drive 5 under in residential neighborhoods, keep speed/10= x carlengths distance from the car ahead, and don't even own a cell phone to distract me while driving.

And yes, there are some good suv drivers. The probme is that every time i've encountered a large SUV (H2, Expedition), the driver is pulling triple-laners, on their phone, or both.

And a combination of size and stupidity kills people, and not usually the ones in the larger vehicle.

[MIZZOU H2]

God Bless America!!

I love college but hate the libral education system. It seems most all the professors would rather teach their students libral views rather than letting them make their own decisions.

[Exploding People]

a 6?

oh come ****ing on, i was at least a goddamn 8

****ing judges

[h2co-pilot]

Damn. I missed it, I new something good would happen. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Oh, nevermind http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, okay we have a homo troll that drives a Kia?

[Marcmedic]

I give him a 5. Trying to tote "I'm concerned about others so I bought a small ****box car to drive" line is getting a bit old. Oh, and bringing up the gas crap too. Nothing new here, just the same old crap.

[h2co-pilot]

KIA KIA KIA da homo...

[MIZZOU H2]

The old merc does eat a lot more than my hummer but then again so does exploding people's lawn mower.

http://www.aqmd.gov/monthly/garden.html

of course on the other hand i doubt his girlfriend shaves her legs and whatnot so i doubt their concerned with keeping a well groomed lawn.

[h2co-pilot]

HA! Jimmy is gettin' Wookie Nookie http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[timgco]

whoa

which is why i'd love to see a movement where if anyone is injured/killed by an h2 driver acting irresponsibly, the injured or next of kin sue for possesion of the H2.

UHMM- dumbass, people do that already! I hope you don't plan on going to law school

And then they burn it for national tv audiences.

Wow- what a great idea! Dumbass, any ideas on what burning an H2 would do to the Ozone?

Actually, same goes for all cars, i think that should be standard practice, for a driver who severely injures or kills while driving irresponsibly loses their car to the victims or victims family.
WOW- another great view_ If you are driving irresposibly an kill someone, it's called "Man Slaughter"



I don't even give this dumb ass a 4. Come on, he has no facts, nothing to back his rediculous opinions, and is more than likley not even in college. He's at home because he dropped out of school and his sitter is showing him how to use the computer.

BTW- nothing wrong with driving a Hybrid or small car, but if you are driving 10 under the speed limit in front of me, I'd run your ass over. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[partsguy]

Changed bitches in mid bitch http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
(5)minus (2)for being under twenty one.
Be good jimmy http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifStay in school you need it!

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

i agree with partsguy. do You think jimmy can even figure his score partsguy? i wrote this in all lower case, like he knows what that is, because my youngest who is in her 2nd year at college on her way to be a radiologist was shocked that the professors did not require proper gramar. she is there on an academic scholarship and english, gramar, and composition was always her thing. she feels like she is getting the raw deal cause she worked to learn and be good at that stuff. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz

[KenP]

Originally posted by Exploding People:
actually, my kia
it's a great car for point to point driving when you're in college

now when i get out, it's definitely hybrid time Oooh, then LOTS of people can drive over you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[KenP]

This waste of sperm barely nudges the scale on this side of the keyboard. Entertaining, 9th grade babble from some little boy who didn't get enough attention from his mommy. Frankly, I pity the little for having to came here for attention.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Ken
Your Co-pilot has the best gift for composing I have seen in a while. Get Her to write something special for this situation. I called My Daughter She said I'm busy but if little jimmy keeps picking on Us She will think about wasting some time on Our behalf but, really would rather not associate with the likes of him. She has a fear of ignorance being contagious She said.
TAZ

[h2co-pilot]

Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Sorry, it wasn't a chubbie promoter but there is nothing sexy about a Kia or little boys with nothing to do.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation. I suspect sexual deprivation and social dysfunction. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

Well there you have it Exploding Dick....

[tower]

EP, don't feel too disheartened by all these posts. Not everyone can run with the big dogs. It's not your fault that you are deathly afraid of driving the speed limit or large machines. Cleary, your parents didn't make you feel very safe growing up. I can even understand you creating your fantasy:

"I can only afford this cheap P.O.S. import. I know, I'll make it seem noble. I'll pretend I am society's protector."

Fortunately, you are young enough, that the possibility for recovery exists. See if you can avail yourself of Psych/Social services on your campus.

Look, there is no great shame in lacking affluence. Of course, it is no great honor either. Why not forget the fantasies? Try socializing a little more. Maybe even ask a girl out. Stop playing in the street. Those machines ARE big and scary. And don’t worry about Taz’s daugter kicking your ass. She barely has time for him.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz


BAHZING! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

I want to tell him to deliver a pizza, but he's not old enough. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[partsguy]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz


BAHZING! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Dennis is this a term from the Mackenize brothers? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[DennisAJC]

Actually from this dude. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

True Co-pilot but what You lack in length You more than make for in clarity. We appreciate Your defense of the Alpha Hummer Monkeys.
Thanks C0-pilot We owe You,
TAZ



Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[devilsfan]

He's a bit busy right now with his after-school job....

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Stacy

[Hummertech]

I only give EP a rating of a 3. It's one thing that he thinks he knows everything. But he loses points because he keeps opening his mouth making a bigger ass out of himself.

[DRTYFN]

EP shall now be known as Exploding Sphincter. Much more appropriate.

[Yetti]

Please feel free to provide facts as to the safety of the Kia. its standard for every car maker to do the testing and make the required "minimums" in safety. its also a small matter of Physics. if I run over your pile of **** with my 6500lb truck its makes a loud scraping noise as you pass under the skidplates, It may also get some air and quite possiblly break a tierod end on my landing...Oh well.
I have done crash testing in the big 3 for the last ten years...I think you need to spend some quality time reading FACTS, not going to some web site that gives lip service to kids teaching them the rights and wrongs from some smoked out hippys point of veiw. I have done every dirty job there is, and I have been to school and put up with little pukes who had every whim catered to by their parents...just makes me sick!

I bet when you get out of school and get a job its going to change your ponit of veiw.
Just do me one favor...Get Job "without" a Family memebers help, then come back here and see if you have the same veiw.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.
OK...I have some problems with your logic. First off, if you are relying on a Car (or possesion of any kind) to be a "Status Symbol" you have some serious self confidence issues. What kind of person needs to buy a Car to show that they are the "Alpha" of the bunch? What kind of elementary school crap is that?

Also...the whole "if they act like they dont like it they must just be jealous" line has always bugged the **** out of me. I dont like H2's. I think they are ugly...and not nearly as capable as you all try to make them seem. I would never own one. Even if I won the Lotto I would never own one...I just dont like them. Does that make me Jealous??? Hardly.

Not to mention the whole anonymous jab at "dominant entities" comment. I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine.

Dont get me wrong, I enjoy hanging out with pretty much all the H2 owners that I have met. Most of them are good people. Its just that their taste in cars sucks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[LasVegas]

.....I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine.
Well aren't we proud of ourselves. And my mother would say you're just plain discourteous. And I say those that go around purposely insulting people over something they're probably very proud of have a personal/social problem. See a shrink fella.

[h2co-pilot]

Shut up!, you cowering primate, your mouth is writing checks your @ss can't cash!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

--and you smell like poop!!!

[DRTYFN]

You'll have to excuse Shaggy. He's been given a free pass for so long, since he's sort of our poster child for hippie birth control, that now he thinks he can pipe up without any consequences.
Listen up coat hanger boy, be nice to the people that will most likely have to feed your mongrel dog ass when we're in Moab. ; )

[ShaggyX]

LasVegas...I never said that I go door to door insulting H2 owners. I merely stated that I am not scared to express my honest opinion of the H2 just because the owner is close by as co-pilot said. But you are probably right about the personal/social problems...but that is completely unrelated to the discussion at hand. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

h2co-pilot...bring it on. I havent had a good ass kicking in a long time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Oh, and sorry about the smell. I am trying to conserve water by not bathing. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Listen up coat hanger boy, be nice to the people that will most likely have to feed your mongrel dog ass when we're in Moab. ; ) WTF are you talking about? I will be feeding myself thank you very much.

[LasVegas]

And unlike you Shag, if you're comfortable shoe horning yourself into a little toy ****stick, far be it from me to criticize either you or your car.

[h2co-pilot]

A car- in this case is twat the cowering knuckle dragger is basing it's opinion on. A car is also a well known item to judge one's success in our capitalistic culture. Sure you could base ones stature on good deeds and personality traits, however, in the case of trolls the assumption is based purely on said status symbol. I drive a minivan, obviously I don't care. It is sooo not elementary you poopwad.

The "if they don't like it they are jealous" was not in my post it twas "bitter", bitterness about many unknown factors. This ugliness they harbour deep inside that makes them want to lash out their Shaggy arm and try to grab snacks of recognition and martyrdom. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[ShaggyX]

LasVegas...Is it bad that I had to look up shoehorning online to know what the hell you were talking about? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

For what its worth, most (if not all) of the members of this site who have met me in person seem to like me despite what I say about the H2 (although they might deny it after I called them out like that), so I must not be as much of a little prick as you might like to think.

[LasVegas]

Never called you a little prick.....just discourteous and in need of some manners.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
The "if they don't like it they are jealous" was not in my post it twas "bitter", bitterness about many unknown factors. So my dislike for H2's means I must be bitter towards the owners for some reason? If thay was the case why would I be about to spend a chunck of my Vacation time hanging out with H2 owners? I dont base any of my opinions of people on what they drive, how try dress, or any other superficial crap like that. Exploding People might...but not all H2 haters do. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

LasVegas...You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. If you knew some of the conversations I have had with H2 owners you would know that my bashing the H2 is not me being discourteous, or needing some manners...but just part of everyday conversations. It is more of a back and forth thing rather than just me insulting them while they sit back innocently. Get off your high horse and join the real world.

[h2co-pilot]

I was referring to trolls in my post. I base a lot of theories on constant concepts of human behavior. Just because you don't like it does not mean you are in that category. I think it is cool that you state your opinion, as do I. I remark on the good and the bad aspects of the Hummer. I hate the look of the El Camino, however I don't go on a forum just to tell someone that. I don't base my opinions on superficial things either, these individuals that come on this forum starting trouble do, therefore, an underlying cause is causing bitterness.

[tower]

Shaggy,

Please forgive my ignorance. Despite owning an H2 since '03, I am newer to this site than you. What has me perplexed is this: Why would someone who has such disdain for this vehicle come to Moab to be surrounded by them. Why would someone like that hang around an H2 forum making over a thousand posts. It's like saying you hate Asians and moving to China. For me, it seems to be a fascinating pathology. Perhaps I am missing some crucial piece of the puzzle. Please enlighten me. See you in Moab.

[LasVegas]

I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine. Shag. I know you're young, but learn to choose your words carefully if you expect to get anywhere in this world. You didn't limit your propensity to bash H2 owners to the people in this forum. If you had, it would have made a difference. So let's call off these back-and-forth posts. It isn't going anywhere.

[ShaggyX]

Tower...I was told to join by Alec W, and Adam in CO after I met up with them for my 1st 4-wheeling trip 2 years ago (met them through another forum, and they suggested I join this one). I survived the initial newbie/troll thrashing so I decided to stick around. I guess you can say I am a glutten for punishment. That, and like I said earlier...I get along with the people, just not the vehicle, so why not stick around? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Also, its fun to show up a bunch of H2's in my little s10. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

LasVegas...if I didnt know what shoehorning meant...what would the odds be that I would know what propersity means (I looked it up, and know what it means now...but that is besides the point)? You need to dumb it down a little for me. I know you think I say certain things because I am "young"...but that isnt the reason at all. Believe it or not I am mature (and financially secure) beyond my years. Not H2 secure...but still doing pretty good. It is just more fun to be a pain in the ass. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[LasVegas]

LasVegas...if I didnt know what shoehorning meant...what would the odds be that I would know what propersity means (I looked it up, and know what it means now...but that is besides the point)? You need to dumb it down a little for me. I know you think I say certain things because I am "young"...but that isnt the reason at all. Believe it or not I am mature (and financially secure) beyond my years. Not H2 secure...but still doing pretty good. It is just more fun to be a pain in the ass. Wink
Okay http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[LasVegas]

LasVegas...Is it bad that I had to look up shoehorning online to know what the hell you were talking about? LasVegas...if I didnt know what shoehorning meant...what would the odds be that I would know what propersity means (I looked it up, and know what it means now...but that is besides the point)? And see Shag...after debating with an old f%$ker like me you learned two new words. That's worth everything! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Hi Shag
How is everything? I have not talked to You in a while. I mentioned yesterday all My checkups have been going the right direction but, still no trip this time. Moab will be there next year. Hopefully will get to see You then. Watch out for Yourself out there in the desert. Your S-10 maybe the only rig that makes it out. You know You could end up being the one that saves the day and pulls everybodies fat out of the fire. So, go easy on everybody there going to need You. Oh did You really collect up a whole truck load of wood to burn? I remember You mentioning that and had planned on asking if it was for real. If so You are a good Man.
TAZ

[ShaggyX]

Taz...Its good to hear that your checkups are going well. Moab will be there next year, but it will also be there in the fall if you are up for it by then. It probably wont be as big as the spring trip, but I am guessing there will still be a trip. And yes...I did fill the bed of my truck up with wood (with Timgco's help). It is scrap 2x4's and stuff like that, but it still burns just the same. It has to be a couple of hundred pounds worth I would think...cause its only about 4" from the top of my bed, and it has my truck squatting pretty good. I bet I am getting H2 gas mileage out of my truck right now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

With that load Buddy i can promise H2 mileage. I'm planning on being ready for fall trip. I just do not think I could wait till next year even if i had to rent something and go during the summer. All the pics that people have sent and the video's to watch boy it looks great. I have been promised a few email pics while You guys are there and hopefully a well documented video diary. That is if Co-pilot does the naration, Man She has a way with words. Ken is one lucky Dude. He does not even have to be in the same room with Her and She can melt His butter. He tells Me He takes good care of Her. All I can say is He better or there could be trouble. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Later Shag
TAZ

[h2co-pilot]

AWWWWWW!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif TAZ, your'e so sweet to me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

As for you Shag, I didn't know you were a resident troll, I thought you were kidding and bored until my last post. If you had read my other ones, you would have seen one of my post saying the H2 is a sweetass minivan ( but in good fun not bitterness). I can appreciate your opinion, however the personal insult regarding my "serious self confidence issues" ona post meant for a temporary troll was uncalled for and just a little superficial and unkind, I would never intentionally hurt or insult anyone like that, in fact I stood up for you in the accident forum. So that being said, next time your paranoia bites you on the @ss when you read one of my posts you can email me:

h2copilot@gfy.noob

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
h2copilot@gfy.noob For some reason that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I almost choked on my pop.

What personal insult? My self confindence comment was meant as a broad statement more so than a personal attack. If you took it as a personal attack than I am sorry, it was not meant that way. I stand by my statement, but it wasnt directed directly at you. Just at anyone who buys a car to prove they are the alpha of the group. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BTW...why would you defend me? You should have been told how pointless that was. I flip-flop more than John Kerry. Supporting me one time just makes you an easier target the next. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I just defended your name to the Shabby Shaggy imposter. I was just hurt and insulted because I thought your post was directed at me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Plus, you made all nice with Jonahs and Tower and didn't respond to my post, I'm a girl - I need attention. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I flip-flop more than John Kerry.

Whoa!! You wish you could flip-flop 10% as much as John Kerry.

[timgco]

Once you all meet Shaggy, you'll look at this post and LYAO! When you meet him though, make sure he is facing you. if he is standing sideways, you'll never see him. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Shaggy really is a genuine guy; he just has smaller arms than a snake! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And for the record, I'm the one that cut all the wood. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Co-pilot You are very welcome and most deserving. I'm not as dumb as I let people believe I am. I know Who has the most potential here to be My very best allie. Behind every great man is an even Greater Woman. So Ken I see the secret of Your success.
Thanks Co-pilot and tell that puppet of Yours I said HI You lucky Duck.
TAZ

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by timgco:
Once you all meet Shaggy, you'll look at this post and LYAO! When you meet him though, make sure he is facing you. if he is standing sideways, you'll never see him. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Shaggy really is a genuine guy; he just has smaller arms than a snake! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And for the record, I'm the one that cut all the wood. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Tim,

You made me cry! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's gonna be so cool seeing you CO guys again(And the Texans http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif).

But this time around, we're gonna add some Oregono to the recipe. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Co-pilot You are very welcome and most deserving. I'm not as dumb as I let people believe I am. I know Who has the most potential here to be My very best allie. Behind every great man is an even Greater Woman. So Ken I see the secret of Your success.
Thanks Co-pilot and tell that puppet of Yours I said HI You lucky Duck.
TAZ

Don't fool yourself... yes you are.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

AH but DRTY You do not even see that You are duped. That is what is so sweet about this gig as even You are caught up in the charade and blinded by Your own over confidence. Petty, I expected better from You. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
TAZ

[DRTYFN]

Oh, calm down, oh wordy one. Notice the winky(http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)?

[h2co-pilot]

Stop winkin' at each other ya Queens. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I did notice the wink Buddy, thanks. That is why I responded. I just wanted to mess with Ya. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Did You notice My wink and the big stupid grin.
I know You could out wit Me so I was not going to get in a real word battle with You as I would not stand a chance. There are few on here that could hang in with You. Co-pilot is the only with the vocabulary that could battle You.
Hey everything is cool here DRTY. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Sorry for coming across wroung did not mean to do that.
Co-pilot did You notice I did not wink as I made nice, like You asked.
TAZ


Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Oh, calm down, oh wordy one. Notice the winky(http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)?

[tower]

Originally posted by RLTAZH2:

There are few on here that could hang in with You. Co-pilot is the only with the vocabulary that could battle You.
TAZ



Taz,

You clearly haven't been keeping up with your reading

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:

There are few on here that could hang in with You. Co-pilot is the only with the vocabulary that could battle You.
TAZ



Taz,

You clearly haven't been keeping up with your reading </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


What do you mean? Is that good or bad. What's going on?

[LasVegas]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:

There are few on here that could hang in with You. Co-pilot is the only with the vocabulary that could battle You.
TAZ



Taz,

You clearly haven't been keeping up with your reading </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


What do you mean? Is that good or bad. What's going on? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I think what he means is there's been some serious battling going on by other people (like Ken & I last night with GayDude).

[h2co-pilot]

Oh, okay. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif After all is said in done it was good reading for the morning. I've been calling Kenny "Ken penis-puffer P" all day. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh, okay. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif After all is said in done it was good reading for the morning. I've been calling Kenny "Ken penis-puffer P" all day. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I knew there had to be something wrong with you. YOU'VE GOT A DICK???!!! EEEEYYYUUUUU!!!!!!

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh, okay. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif After all is said in done it was good reading for the morning. I've been calling Kenny "Ken penis-puffer P" all day. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I knew there had to be something wrong with you. YOU'VE GOT A DICK???!!! EEEEYYYUUUUU!!!!!!

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>HEY!!! That's F'ed up boy! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:

I knew there had to be something wrong with me. I'VE GOT A DICK???!!! EEEEYYYUUUUU!!!!!!



Now Drty, there's no reason to act like Gordy when he found the leech. I'm sure your boyfriend already knows. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif