Is Dennis really Connie Chung?

[Adam in CO]

Discuss.

[Adam in CO]

Discuss.

[NoMoGMPG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Discuss. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course he is. Look at the similarities.

Asian
Short
Same size penis.

Also of note, you NEVER see them at the same time.
Weird!
Just like Michael and Janet Jackson are never seen at the same time.
Weeeird! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kellen]

This is interesting.

It's seems that all you small penis posters have a problem with an asian woman that just wants to have a little fun with a Hummer.

[NoMoGMPG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
This is interesting.

It's seems that all you small penis posters have a problem with an asian woman that just wants to have a little fun with a Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For what?

[NoMoGMPG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
If you want to have fun with a Hummer, use an ice cube next time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For what? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I always knew you were dense, but... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_4.gif

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_4.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fawk, so I'v been wheeling for almost 3 years with one of Connie's AEs http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it a rest people. I swear, you're just like my family. Asians love to chatter back and forth and pretty soon they start to believe what they're saying.

My name is Connie, Connie Chung.

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think it's fairly obvious that Connie is one of Adam's AEs http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe Adam is one of Connie's AEs...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_4.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fawk, so I'v been wheeling for almost 3 years with one of Connie's AEs http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it a rest people. I swear, you're just like my family. Asians love to chatter back and forth and pretty soon they start to believe what they're saying.

My name is Connie, Connie Chung. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days?

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mostly enjoying the finer things in life, such as jeeping around in my H2.

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

So tell me Connie, what are you doing these days? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mostly enjoying the finer things in life, such as jeeping around in my H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>.

[DRTYFN]

I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span>

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif</span>

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know, you made me look. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

Hey, where is Dennis anyway??

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I bet it's <span class="ev_code_WHITE">white.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What? Connie got yer tongue? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Edit: HAHA I couldn't see your reply until I said that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Nyah nyah... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know, you made me look. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

Hey, where is Dennis anyway?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



I am here. I am watching. And God is not pleased with some of you.



.<span class="ev_code_WHITE">.</span>

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul.

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honey, you don't have a soul. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif PICS!

Hi Dennis! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Honey, you don't have a soul. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif PICS!

Hi Dennis! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you attacking me? We should stick together, sister. Please stop call me Dennis. Are you referring to DennisAJC? I've been reading some history, and based on his posts that's pretty offensive.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Really? Maybe you'd like to post a pic of your H2 so we can see it? I'm bettin it's <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">yellow</span>. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Honey, you don't have a soul. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif PICS!

Hi Dennis! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hi Lyn! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Shut it Connie. Yellow Hummers suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Honey, you don't have a soul. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif PICS!

Hi Dennis! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you attacking me? We should stick together, sister. Please stop call me Dennis. Are you referring to DennisAJC? I've been reading some history, and based on his posts that's pretty offensive. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually, I was just saying Hi to Dennis. Don't flatter yourself.
AND, All I asked for were pics of your Hummer. You're awefully defensive for someone that got to be all chummy with Tanya Harding.

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Shut it Connie. Yellow Hummers suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You would understand if you were Asian. My great grandfather always told me: "If others ridicule, then because you are, is not what you should". That is so true.

[ROX]

Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become." http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_11.gif

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become." http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_11.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. You sound like my mother-in-law. Great wisdom, and I agree.

[Efrain]

Connie, can I have your autograph?
My friends will be impressed! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
You can pm it to me, thanks.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Alright, Connie Dung, "you should what you did, cuz others ridicule and don't like what you are become." http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_11.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow. You sound like my mother-in-law. Great wisdom, and I agree. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought your inlaws had passed away.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:

I already told you all that is was yellow. I'm not going to post a picture. As most of you know, Asians are afraid to have their pictures taken because they fear it will take away their soul. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Does that mean TubGirl is going to hell?

[Kellen]

Lay off man. Tubgirl is my sister. We were just messing around. A picture here, a picture there. Now she's as famous as I am.

[Klaus]

rtsp://media.twistedtunes.com/twistedserver/twistedtunes/TT_837_4.wma

(Parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull)

Watchin’ Bryant Gumble
Makes my stomach rumble before breakfast is through
Who likes Bawbwa Walters?
She sure talks funny compared to you
Hey, Connie Chung

Connie Chung, my friend
I’m alone in my bedroom
Holding your picture in one hand
I don’t even vote
But I watched the whole convention
Just to hear the mention
Of your name

Who can watch Ted Koppel?
Looking like a cover of a MAD Magazine
No one likes Jayne Pauley
She looks like Dan Rather compared to you
Oh, Connie Chung

Oh, Connie Chung

[DennisAJC]

Connie was a sessy cat 30 years ago.

[Kellen]

I'm not fawkin Dennis you bishes.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Connie was a sessy cat 30 years ago. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No she wasn't. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Kellen]

Yes she was. And is. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif