Censoring

[Jason]

Testing:

****, ****, ****, ****er

[Jason]

Testing:

****, ****, ****, ****er

[PARAGON]

dick, ****, ****, ass

[PARAGON]

****, ****, ****er, damn, ****ing, *******, dickhead, ****head, bitch, sumbitch, sonofabitch, mother****er,

[h2co-pilot]

test c-word: ****

edit: Ahhhhh!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

**** you you ****ing ****

[JamesT]

wow...im getting turned on http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Paragon, you are a major dick ass!

Sorry Jason, had to do it.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>What happen to this post. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

You ****ing ****licking ****head. Go **** yourself and your ****ing ****. You are a **** for brains and can't ****ing type worth ****. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

C(_)NT F(_)CK SNATCH P!SS SH!T MOTHERF(_)CKER
HAHA B!TCHES!!!!!

[DRTYFN]

When I see a * i think of a little balloon knot(@sshole)

[DennisAJC]

Gunt, Pushy, dhick, anel toung darter, fudge packer, phuck head......

Either my spelling is off or this shyt don't work. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Jason, this is a fun game. Me likey!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Orbital H2]

Now the asterics are going to mean something nasty and we will all get turned on every time we see *** http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Paragon, you are a major dick ass!

Sorry Jason, had to do it.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>What happen to this post. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

You ****ing ****licking ****head. Go **** yourself and your ****ing ****. You are a **** for brains and can't ****ing type worth ****. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I ****ing deleted it, you ****ing ass archer.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[jfox]

It's a repost but could be useful in this thread.

http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/images/org-calc.swf

J.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Paragon, you are a major dick ass!

Sorry Jason, had to do it.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>What happen to this post. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

You ****ing ****licking ****head. Go **** yourself and your ****ing ****. You are a **** for brains and can't ****ing type worth ****. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I ****ing deleted it, you ****ing ass archer.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>By the **** way, happy ****ing birthday bitch.

[PARAGON]

Oops. I guess the female dog word is not on the censor list. Hmmm..... Let me try again:

By the ****ing way, happy ****ing birthday ya whore.

[PARAGON]

Holy ****. I think I'll stop before I work my way into a bitch-slapping from you when we see you next.

But really, happy belated birthday. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[KenP]

What the **** is this ****?

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Oops. I guess the female dog word is not on the censor list. Hmmm..... Let me try again:

By the ****ing way, happy ****ing birthday ya whore. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By the ****ing way, happy ****ing birthday ya c***.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif How come it didn't delete the c???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Thanks for the ****ing birthday wishes you ****ing ****ers!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Paragon, you're going to get a bitch slapping anyway and thank you!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dennis, when I see you I'm going to stick a finger in my **** and wipe it on your ****.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Thanks for the ****ing birthday wishes you ****ing ****ers!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Paragon, you're going to get a bitch slapping anyway and thank you!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dennis, when I see you I'm going to stick a finger in my **** and wipe it on your ****.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hold on... how come I get bitch-slapped and you are going to "stick a finger in your **** and wipe it on his ****" Is that a Virginia custom? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Hold on... how come I get bitch-slapped and you are going to "stick a finger in your **** and wipe it on his ****" Is that a Virginia custom? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

It is an American custom, we call it the Flirty Sanchez.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Oh, for the love of scat eaters everywhere- would you blow your draw out cum covered birthday out your feces-lined, rat-infested bloody snatch already?!!!!!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Oh, for the love of scat eaters everywhere- would you blow your draw out cum covered birthday out your feces-lined, rat-infested bloody snatch already?!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoa!!! I don't think that censoring thingie works very well. Otherwise I might have just outsmarted it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

**** you Drty, don't you know that my Birthday lasts a week! And I know your not talking about my pretty little ****. Don't bring out the tiger, **********.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


Yippy Kai Yay mother****er!

[DRTYFN]

Sorry, there's too many balloon knots in your sentence. What the f(_)ck did you just say? Something about your slippery hole?

[h2co-pilot]

I called you a c0cksucker and I was talking about my birthday.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Well, happy f(_)cking birfday.

[alldunn]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
What the **** is this ****? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's what I want to know. We can't ****ing swear anymore? Who's been complaining? What the h3ll? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

It seems that the new H3 crowd contains a very high percentage of sissies and overly sensitive little pussies and have been chirping in Papa J's ear like little birds.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
It seems that the new H3 crowd contains a very high percentage of sissies and overly sensitive little pussies and have been chirping in Papa J's ear like little birds.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I ****ing concur!!

[h2co-pilot]

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">stupid *******s!!</span> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[shipbldr]

Hmmm... seems to be drawing a lot of puzzys tat are all Pucked up and uptight about our chitty language.

Oh well... guess we'll have to find ways to accomodate them...

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[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
Hmmm... seems to be drawing a lot of puzzys tat are all Pucked up and uptight about our chitty language.

Oh well... guess we'll have to find ways to accomodate them...

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, we can always find new way to slip around the rules.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Efrain]

Is there some type of internal translator?
*** ** ***** ** ********* **** ** ****!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Is there some type of internal translator?
*** ** ***** ** ********* **** ** ****! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe... but until you find out you can just go f(_)ck yourself.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Efrain]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Is there some type of internal translator?
*** ** ***** ** ********* **** ** ****! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe... but until you find out you can just go f(_)ck yourself.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why would I want to do that? Besides, that would be a physical impossibility!
By the way, I did post something close to that seemingly contortionist act; you may want to view it by going to off-topic "owned" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

EFRAIN EFRAIN BO BEFRIAN
BANANA FANA FO FEFRAIN
FI FY MO MEFRAIN...


EEEEEEEFRAIN!

[DRTYFN]

F uck

[DRTYFN]

Fu ck

[Efrain]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Fu ck </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
??

[h2co-pilot]

.

[jfox]

CBS must have been retarded to let that pass.

J.

[Toadies]

HEHE.. JU does this too.. the censor brings teh funny..

[DRTYFN]

JU blows my anus right now. I've been rebanned on a new AE - for nothing. Rat bastiches.!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Oh who cares?! Go post your whining to those Other Trite Ninnies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh who cares?! Go post your whining to those Other Trite Ninnies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, go get some sand rubbed in your crack.
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[4churchill]

what the **** is this a ****ing communist run site with a bunch of cock licking dick smacking pussy having **** heads, who have nothing better to do then ****ing censor this ****ing ****head of a website? hahahahahahaha http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh who cares?! Go post your whining to those Other Trite Ninnies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, go get some sand rubbed in your crack.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, my. I heard that's bad. <span class="ev_code_WHITE">Sand in crack sounds like the brotha's in the hood are overcharging. Damn Nigga's.</span> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Harley]

I've been gone for a few days... what's this ****ing censoring ****??

[Harley]

heh heh... this is too god damned mother ****ing funny...

[Harley]

oops.. so who decides what's filtered and what's not??

This is like seeing a radar box along side the highway on the Harley and seeing if you can knock off triple digits...

sheesh..

[h2co-pilot]

Harley?! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Where the fu<span class="ev_code_BLACK">ck</span> have you been? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Harley]

two muddy little parishes down south...

Just got in last night...

How're you? And how did you get the f-word in there... I thought this was censored now?

K

[Marcmedic]

What the ****???

[Harley]

see?? Hell yeah!!!

[Christa]

**** **** **** hell damn ?

[Christa]

Well dagnabbit, thats just a gosh darn shame...I cant say **** or ****!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Harley]

In the words of George Carlin: ****, ****, ****, ****, **********, Mother****er, and Tits

[Harley]

OOPS!! "Tits" snuck through...\

K

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
This is like seeing a radar box along side the highway on the Harley and seeing if you can REACH triple digits... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed

Of course with an old 88, reaching triple digits was a interesting all by itself.

[Harley]

Lol, Paragon... The bike's got a 103" motor... it's been up around 125 a few times...

BTW- How are you and your's faring? I just spent a few days in the N.O. area... I don't envy you one iota...

K

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
Lol, Paragon... The bike's got a 103" motor... it's been up around 125 a few times...

BTW- How are you and your's faring? I just spent a few days in the N.O. area... I don't envy you one iota...

K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, I was headed to 113" S&S before I was told I could no longer ride. I have a really good wrencher here that did all my work. He builds customs now, "Southern Fried Choppers"

We all made it fine. All of the roads are one lane due to all of the debris. I was out of electricity for about 10 days but was able to do the generator until gasoline disappeared and then we just went and stayed with a friend who got power early. We faired much better up this way than they did further down south of us. Of course my farm is about 50 miles south of me here in Jackson and I had more trees fall on my 1 acre lot here than I did on the 150 acres or so I've looked at down there. The wind damage was very spotty as it moved further inland.

[Harley]

I'm glad you are safe... this **** and your comments re: "worst case scenario" made me come home and make a list of things to "set aside" in a safe place...

K

[Harley]

****!! I can't even say ****!!

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[RasterMaster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jason:
Testing:

****, ****, ****, ****er </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DRTYFN]

****, ****, ****, piss, titties, poop, pee, smegma, ass.

[DRTYFN]

6 fer 9 isn't bad.

[SteveRH]

M O T H E R F U C K E R

[Vincent]

test

[shipbldr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SteveRH:
M O T H E R F U C K E R </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Genius! And a new era in censor-free communications was opened!

There is always a way to beat the system!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SteveRH:
M O T H E R F U C K E R </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, points will be awarded to the noob.

[4churchill]

next week he'll graduate to solid food, and maybe in a month or two he'll walk on his own out of his high-chair http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

motherfcuker is the better way noob http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[SteveRH]

But I prefer the liquid diet I'm on now...
Actually I prefer the drawn out spelling...
Leaves more of an impact - drawn out...
Like Shatner:
Spock... You...
Mother... F U C K E R...

[SteveRH]

http://rivetheadonline.com/images/093005_LawtonOK34.JPG
3 songs into our last gig...
NEVER tell the crowd you're not going to drink... = LIQUID DIET

[HIHUMMER]

Liquid Diet makes Stevey not feel so good....

[SteveRH]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Liquid Diet makes Stevey not feel so good.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ha ha ha...
nice one...
Can't say I'm that photogenic...

[HIHUMMER]

just messin. Your a doll!

[SteveRH]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
just messin. Your a doll! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Too kind... Too kind!!!

[HIHUMMER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
just messin. Your a doll! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Edited to say: Your a hardcore,metal-head doll!
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[SteveRH]

I do aim to please...
(in my best Austin Powers impersonation)

[Sewie]

George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words

We start out lightly with heck, hell, damn, God damn, bitch, bastard and crud. And then we get right into crap, turd, ****, dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung cheese, laying some cable, pinching a loaf and dropping a load. Ass, booty, butt, heiny, tuckas, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazoombas, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, browns eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ball bag, jism, come, shoot, cream, wad, juice, pecker tracks, pearl necklace.

Crabs, dose, shift, clap, (leed?), raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, French tickler, dildo, here we go now:

****, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection. . . vitamin F, knock up, put out, dip you wick, hide the salami. . . laying pipe, polishing your rocket. . . squattin on the hawg. . . getting your pole varnished. . . a quickie, a nooner, a matinee, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas and cream, piece of ass, nookie, poontang.

Here we go again now, ****, koose, kooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hat, slit, snatch, quim, box, snapper, beaver tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam. . . furburger. . . tuna taco. . . bush, hair pie, wooly buga. . . glower hole. . . a murkin, a mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, taint, boy in the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony. . . having the painters in. . .

Some of these border on poetry I feel, ya know?

Hard on, rod on, bone on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls, lover's nuts, **** struck, queefer, pussy farts, *******, bung hole, little brown eyeball. . . bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, butt****, back door, bite the brown, sugarbowl pie, mustard, rode up the old dirt road. . . Hershey highway. . . fishing for brown trout! Fudge packer, poundcake, finger ****, dry hump, cop a feel, tit ****, French ****, one man band. . .

Hand job, French ****, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suck off, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, mustache ride. . . sit on my face. . . yodeling in the gully. . . sixty-nine. . . seventy-one, which is a sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass. . . sixty-eight, which is "You do me and I'll owe you one.". . . Women hear that one all the time.

Golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog-style, Mongolian cluster****. . . group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, twenty lira, well hung.

Here we go again now:

Dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, downicker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanze, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywhacker. . . middle leg, short arm, rod of love. . . Mister Goodwrench. . . joystick, love muscle, ding-dong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald-headed mouse. . . trouser snake. . . the one-eyed wonder worm!

Jelly roll, puddin', jerk-off, jack-off, whack off, pull off, beat off, fist ****, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your log, pounding your pud, cleaning out your rope, stroking it, giving it a tug, beating the bishop. . . milking the lizard, choking the chicken, waxing the dolphin. . . wrestling the eel, spank the frank, paddle the pickle, jerk the gherkin, punishing percy, in your palm. . . Shooting putty at the moon!

Pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, punk, faggot, quif, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzy, bull diger, box lunch, sea food, rough trade, eat me, **** you up your ass, **** off, piss off, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up.

Mother****er, cocksucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cock sniff, gam, *******, pecker head, scumbag, **** up, **** off, ball

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SteveRH:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
just messin. Your a doll! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Too kind... Too kind!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Broken screen &/or bad eyes.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words

We start out lightly with heck, hell, damn, God damn, bitch, bastard and crud. And then we get right into crap, turd, ****, dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung cheese, laying some cable, pinching a loaf and dropping a load. Ass, booty, butt, heiny, tuckas, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazoombas, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, browns eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ball bag, jism, come, shoot, cream, wad, juice, pecker tracks, pearl necklace.

Crabs, dose, shift, clap, (leed?), raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, French tickler, dildo, here we go now:

****, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection. . . vitamin F, knock up, put out, dip you wick, hide the salami. . . laying pipe, polishing your rocket. . . squattin on the hawg. . . getting your pole varnished. . . a quickie, a nooner, a matinee, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas and cream, piece of ass, nookie, poontang.

Here we go again now, ****, koose, kooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hat, slit, snatch, quim, box, snapper, beaver tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam. . . furburger. . . tuna taco. . . bush, hair pie, wooly buga. . . glower hole. . . a murkin, a mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, taint, boy in the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony. . . having the painters in. . .

Some of these border on poetry I feel, ya know?

Hard on, rod on, bone on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls, lover's nuts, **** struck, queefer, pussy farts, *******, bung hole, little brown eyeball. . . bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, butt****, back door, bite the brown, sugarbowl pie, mustard, rode up the old dirt road. . . Hershey highway. . . fishing for brown trout! Fudge packer, poundcake, finger ****, dry hump, cop a feel, tit ****, French ****, one man band. . .

Hand job, French ****, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suck off, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, mustache ride. . . sit on my face. . . yodeling in the gully. . . sixty-nine. . . seventy-one, which is a sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass. . . sixty-eight, which is "You do me and I'll owe you one.". . . Women hear that one all the time.

Golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog-style, Mongolian cluster****. . . group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, twenty lira, well hung.

Here we go again now:

Dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, downicker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanze, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywhacker. . . middle leg, short arm, rod of love. . . Mister Goodwrench. . . joystick, love muscle, ding-dong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald-headed mouse. . . trouser snake. . . the one-eyed wonder worm!

Jelly roll, puddin', jerk-off, jack-off, whack off, pull off, beat off, fist ****, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your log, pounding your pud, cleaning out your rope, stroking it, giving it a tug, beating the bishop. . . milking the lizard, choking the chicken, waxing the dolphin. . . wrestling the eel, spank the frank, paddle the pickle, jerk the gherkin, punishing percy, in your palm. . . Shooting putty at the moon!

Pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, punk, faggot, quif, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzy, bull diger, box lunch, sea food, rough trade, eat me, **** you up your ass, **** off, piss off, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up.

Mother****er, cocksucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cock sniff, gam, *******, pecker head, scumbag, **** up, **** off, ball </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You have shed an enormous light on that "Special" side of your personality for me Sewie...thanks.

[wpage]

This better?:popcorn: :dancingbanana:

[Sewie]

This better?:popcorn: :dancingbanana:

Quit ****ing around. :twak: ;)

[Bully13]

Quit ****ing around. :twak: ;)
Stop saying that ****! :giggling:

[Steve - SanJose]

f-that!

[KenP]

Quit ****ing around. :twak: ;)X2 you bunch of ****ing dick suckers. Damn pussies.

[frenzy1]

seymore butts !

[frenzy1]

debbie does dallas

[frenzy1]

deep throat

[frenzy1]

seems like the classics don't get censored ! :D :shhh: :shhh:

[frenzy1]

:popcorn: :clapping: http://www.ilcancello.com/LOCANDINE%20E%20FILM/LOCANDINE/POSTER%20-%20NOT%20OF%20THIS%20EARTH%20(TRACI%20LORDS).jpg

[Steve - SanJose]

Censor it or is it just ban 'em.

[h2co-pilot]

I ****ing bumped it.:D

[wpage]

Does the FCC know bout this?

[Bully13]

Does the FCC know bout this?
nah... ****'em

[h2co-pilot]

Well, somebody pinch my pussy you sons of a bitches! I just made the 100th mother****ing reply on this god damned thread

[Agriv8r]

Well, somebody pinch my pussy you sons of a bitches! I just made the 100th mother****ing reply on this god damned thread
is there a sign up sheet for this or is it first come first served.....

[Big Dad]

I'm down with this too, if the young wife says I'm allowed....

[Agriv8r]

wellll.......

[Big Dad]

Young wife says I can do whatever floats my boat, as long as I come home to her....

[wpage]

Heard of crank yankers but this is a new order...