So many on the road

[argonaut]

Ok, I know you bastards are going to give me **** for beating the horse to death, and I know this has been discussed before, but what do you guys think about how many Hummers are on the road, and what is your opinion on the upcoming H3?

Personally I think it is great that there are so many Hummer owners out there. The pimp daddy mobiles may piss me off, but I still love seeing other Hummer people passionate about their trucks. As far as the H3 goes, I think it is great that Hummer is expanding the brand to otther people who may not be able to afford the H1 or H2. That is, as long as the H3 remains as capable an offroader as the H2. What do you guys and gals think?

[argonaut]

Ok, I know you bastards are going to give me **** for beating the horse to death, and I know this has been discussed before, but what do you guys think about how many Hummers are on the road, and what is your opinion on the upcoming H3?

Personally I think it is great that there are so many Hummer owners out there. The pimp daddy mobiles may piss me off, but I still love seeing other Hummer people passionate about their trucks. As far as the H3 goes, I think it is great that Hummer is expanding the brand to otther people who may not be able to afford the H1 or H2. That is, as long as the H3 remains as capable an offroader as the H2. What do you guys and gals think?

[ShaggyX]

H2's suck. It is nothing more than an over-glorified, over-priced Tahoe. And from what I have seen of the H3 it is just going to be an over glorified Blazer. It will probably have the same setup as my S10 Zr2 (not saying that is a bad thing), but at 3 or 4 times the price (I paid $8k).

How do you like them apples??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[argonaut]

Here goes shaggy, Trolling again... OK Boys, sick 'em!

[DennisAJC]

I`ve had mine for 9 months....Only seen mabye 4 H2s around here. Still oh so rare here.

I LOVE IT! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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[JamesT]

Shaggy,

Your opinion of the H2 may be taken more seriously if the first un-intelligent words from your pie hole were more than "H2's Suck." Please refrain until you have something significant to contribute.

Happy Holidays...or does Christams suck too?

"Dont be the next anything...be the first something."

www.fixmyprinter.com (http://www.fixmyprinter.com)

[ShaggyX]

So by telling the truth, I am trolling? I see how it is.

In all honesty...the H2 is nice (too big for some Colorado trails) although I would never own one. The H3 has the potential to put the H2 (and most anything else) to shame, but being a GM product, it will probably come with the bare minimum.

James, maybe it was worded like that because it was not really intended to be taken seriously. Did you ever think of that??? If you had ever read any of my posts before you would probably understand that (I am pretty sure arrogant saw the humor in my comment).
BTW...Christmas does Suck!!!

[Patriot]

Argo,

Did you know that if you rearrange some words in your post you get this???

OK, you bastards. Personally I think pimp daddy mobiles are great and Hummer owners piss me off. I know beating on the horse is great but I still love expanding **** on guys, there are so many guys out there to brand. Other people may be able to think passionate about gals, not me. As far as trucks, or the Hummer H1, H2, H3,??… I think death for Hummer people remains the opinion I know. Do you think Hummers are capable?

There were a few words left over, of course, but I think your hidden life is plain to see for all http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EDIT: I added some punctuation so we could understand your hidden sentence structure.

[ShaggyX]

LOL Patriot. That is Hilarious. I was I had come up with that. But it just goes to show...you have too much free time.

[crash]

Patriot, that rocked http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Your killing me,lol...

Every vehicle has its place. Heck, we even had an H2 with us on our tree run yesterday (this time she removed the steps so they didn't get ripped off,lol)

certified H2 tech. troll http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[argonaut]

LOL, you must have more free time than I do... Now that you have revealed my secret hummer hating Troll self, you must be silenced... muhuwahahahaha

[FrgMstr]

I love my "over-glorified, over-priced Tahoe." And if that is what it is to some people that is OK with me. I have lived most of my life not giving a **** about what other people think and I am not about to start now. Funny thing though, I never see any Tahoes out where I wheel. Guess I must just not be looking close enough. I will check the bottoms of the big holes next time I go just to make sure though.

________________________
Black 2003 H2 - Just like most of yours, just possibly with less crap bolted on.

My job: http://www.HardOCP.com

[HummerGRRL]

I am new here and just wanted to say hi. I am a recently divorced woman who loves Hummers. I sold my ex-husband's H1 and bought an H2 for myself. I think it is great to see so many on the road. I think guys in Hummers are hot http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I hope you guys are nice to me. I saw how that Argonaut guy was mean to jane. I am a nice Girl that justs likes Hummers.

[RAM-ROD]

Hi HummerGRRL,

I like HOT girls in hot H2's...I see we are both from Seattle. Care to hook-up?

[HummerGRRL]

I'm new on the dating scene again. My girlfriends and I like to go out and get drinks at El Gaucho. Maybe we will see you there one night http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

WTF??? 2 people from Seattle (who apparently dont know eachother) just so happen to join an H2 site, and post to the same thread within 20 minutes of eachother? Am I the only one who thinks this is odd???

[Drag]

I smell varmint pootang!!!!

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[RAM-ROD]

HummerGRRL,

I'd like to put you on like a pair of sunglasses!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerGRRL]

Why are you guys so mean to people who are new? I have done nothing to anybody here. I am not a varmint pootang. I am just a Hummer H2 owner. I thought this was a place for Hummer owners to learn about their trucks.

[MAC]

Ramrod, I saw here first. I had to get coffee, who are you to cut in front of me?

There must be 1,000 or 1,000s of H2s in the SF bay area, but I very rarely see any. I am on the 280, 380 & 101 freeways everyday, all busy freeways, I don't see any. All the way from SF to Tahoe, 150 miles one way, I didn't see any, but there were many in the ski resorts. The other place I see H2s daily is in my small town where there are dozens of 100 H2s, but that is 1 or 2 a day, maybe. My Hummer is still the only one at both of my sons' schools, which is puzzling, because there is no shortage of the latest G, SL55, Aston, S600, X5 or whatever. There can only be ONE. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Just like the freeway traffic jam, same spot everyday, yet never see any accident. One of these days I want to talk a mathematician about it, I am sure it can be explained mathematically.

[Drag]

I'm not calling YOU varmint poontang, darlin, just the situation of two people from Seattle, logging on at the same time and agreeing to hook up for drinks.

"Watson, the game's afoot"

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[HummerGRRL]

I just told him where I hang out. that doesn't guarantee a meeting. I could be one of many girls there. I'm sorry if I seem weird to you. I just finished with my divorce and so am a little frazzled. THe first thing I did was buy an H2... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif My ex was very mad at me.

[MAC]

What is Varmint Poontang? I know varmint is those cute little things people like to shoot at, DRT loves varmint poontang, is that a drink? is it good tasting? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/SimpHomer.gif

[Drag]

I'd be upset if you traded in my H1, too!! <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I sold my ex-husband's H1 and bought an H2 for myself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[HummerGRRL]

oooh, I like your Homer Simpson popup. I loooove the Simpsons.

[HummerGRRL]

Well I was upset that he had a mistress for three years. He even bought her a house on the lake on Mercer Island.

[Drag]

Where's Mercer Island? Seattle? In that case, he deserves to loose the H1. Sounds like a pud.

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[MAC]

Many things pops up around here, some bigger some better, much like the varmints. Bartender, get me a varmint poontang, with a tang!
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/chase.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerGRRL:
Well I was upset that he had a mistress for three years. He even bought her a house on the lake on Mercer Island.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mercer Island is ON THE COAST......NOT A LAKE.

"And that Watson, is how you solve a case!"

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[Buckeye Hummer]

Shaggy,


I feel really bad about your rig after you ran the trails with us. You need to get a Hummer (as soon as you're promoted to Manager of Popeye's) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Texas Red]

I believe Mercer Island is in Lake Washington, not on the coast.

[DennisAJC]

Thanks alot Tex,

Seeing if she(or he) flinches. We spend alot of time at Groveland Beach.

BTW, you know this is just a game right?

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[HummerGRRL]

Mercer island is in the Lake. I think you are thinking about Bainbridge Island. I live in bellevue and drive through mercer Island to go downtown all the time. Dennis, I see you afe from Vancouver. I like to go shopping up there all the time. Holt Renfrew is nice, and things are cheaper up there than Seattle.

[HummerGRRL]

I am not a he Dennis, I am a 28 year old girl. Why are you guys so hostile to new members here? you and Argonaut are really mean to people.

[DennisAJC]

Yup,

But the stuff here sucks(Except Holt,and Coach). I like to shop in Seattle!

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[argonaut]

Mercer Island is on the Lake Dennis, I had a lot of friends up there in high school.

Hummer Grl, why are you so hostile to me? I have never done anything to you. I think it is cool to have new members join, especially ones from the NW. I hope you take your H2 offroad though, otherwise it would be a waste... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Don't judge me about what you don't know. Jane is a fake, not real. I am normally very nice to new members unless they are Trolls.

[DRTYFN]

Dennis, do you have little tea parties in your backyard like Eric Cartman on SouthPark? Because I have a feeling you and HummerGRRL & RAM-ROD are doing it right now. You're not tucking youir ween between your legs when you type as HummerGRRL and then stuff a huge sock in your pants for RAM-ROD are you? Sick pud.

[DennisAJC]

Don't mean to be...Just joking around.
There are alot of "Fakes" floating around. It's a kind of game we've been playing lately.

Argo means well, he's just an alcoholic.HAHAHA.

I won't pesster you anymore, OK?

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[argonaut]

F-you, dirty canuck.

I'm really a nice guy, I just have fun with my boys on here. I love El Gaucho, well the one in portland. Good steaks. Aren't there two in Seattle?

[DennisAJC]

DRTY ya f'ck,

I'm sure you've danced the "Silence Of The Lambs" dance. I know I have to my wife! Keeps the marriage going.

When I create a joke(SUT), It'll always be in my name DennisAJC. Hope that helps RAM-R....DRTY! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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[DennisAJC]

ARGO you buttf'ck,

I was defending you! Next time...You get sloppy seconds! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[HummerGRRL]

Argonaut, you were gross and rude on Jane's thread. She isn't fake, she doesn't even know you. You are not nice at all. But yes, I am new, so maybe I don't know what I am talking about. Yes, there are two up here.

[DRTYFN]

Dennis, are you kepping two windows open so you can carry on this conversation with/as HummerGRRL?

[Drag]

HummerGRRL,
Please welcome our troll hunter posse to your world. Once you get past the initial ribbing, the guys will like you. Especially if you post some pics of you and the H2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Once you get that "Novice" thing off of your avatar, there is a whole new world of respect in here.

DRTY is a effeminate communist http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[DennisAJC]

DrtyRod,

Go peddle your spank juice somewhere else....It's not me.

You wanna F'ck with me DRTY????

Let's ROCK.

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[Drag]

Ding Ding.

"OK, gentlemen. For the World Heavyweight championship of the world, in this corner, wearing the Pewter, and weighing in at 8600 lbs GVWR, the defending Forum Troll hunt champion, DRTYFN!!

And in this corner, Hailing from the great, white frozen north, a man who likes Molson beer, salmon, and challenging for the title tonight, DennisAJC.

Fellas, lets have a good, dirty fight, as many blows below the belt as you can get in, and the last man typing wins. Now post some pics and come out swinging!"

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.

[RAM-ROD]

My money's on Dennis...he's such a sweetheart.
It's the same money he gave me earlier today. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But then again...DRTY's mouth is pure magic http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

[HummerGRRL]

I will post some pics. I need to buy a digital camera first though. Any recomendations?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerGRRL:
I will post some pics. I need to buy a digital camera first though. Any recomendations?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, mine. Then we can have verification of your authenticity. I'm just down the road in Portland. We can meet half-way. Unless you're in Canada. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[MAC]

I know you like to shop in Vencouver, but do not, I repeat, do not buy camera in Vancouver. The cameras sold in Canada do not have flash.

That is a long drive, 2 hour at the least, not a short trip, plus you have to corss that Friendship border. Last time I crossed that borders, the Canadian guys in uniform pulled me over and searched my Lincoln Towncar(rental) for 1 hour, including under the seat, the trunk, checking the metals and the tires. Said something about they had a tip about a single guy in a big Lincoln with one small flight case, fits me to the t. I shouldn't wear all black that day. Turned out fine, I had nothing illegal on me, not even a joint, which I don't use anyway.

[HummerGRRL]

I live in bellevue, not canada. You are kind of creepy sounding though...

[HummerGRRL]

Mac, I fly to Vancouver. Much easier than driving.

[Kevin B]

What a load http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

No kidding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DennisAJC]

Bellvue is only 1 hour away from Vancouver.

I can meet you half way. Then we`ll take pics of each other. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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[argonaut]

One hour flying, three hours driving. You should come to Portland and Meet DRTY and me. We will take pics http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Dan]

Get a room!

So anyway, about the topic... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

In the past year I've only seen a handful of H2s in my area. There are two that I know of in my town. Otherwise there are none.

I think the H3 will be good as long as they do it right and make it worthy of the Hummer badge. The H4 (HX) or whatever its rumored to be worries me a little more. At that point youre really stepping into the masses.

Oh, HummerGRRL - here are some tips on digital cameras, etc.

Camera How To (http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html)

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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