Welcome to the New Elcova Forums

[Jason]

Gang,

Just some quick things to point out.

IMPORTANT:
If it is your first time here, you will NOT be able to login until you reset your password. Simply make JUST ONE attempt to login, which will fail. You will be directed to a page that will ask for your email address (be sure to use the one that you were using on the old forums), where your username and NEW password will be sent to you in separate emails.

Once you get that information, be sure to login and then visit the "User CP" area. At that point, change your password to one that you can remember.

Take the time to browse around and figure things out. I am always here to assist if anything should arise (keep in mind that this forum is new to me too!), jrosoff@sprynet.com or jason@somo.com or 954-547-8237 phone.

Some known issues:
- Your post count has dropped, I know. This is as accurate as the transfer allowed (I believe among other things that PM posts were not counted).
- Your private messages stayed private and did not transfer over. I do apologize, but I am stuck on this one. The old site will remain up for a little while, it will be your responsibility to get the information you want to keep from there.

I appreciate your patience with the transfer and hope that this solution works for ALL of us.

Regards,
Jason Rosoff

[CO Hummer]

Please reset my post count to 15,375. Thank you.

[DRTYFN]

Please reset my post count to 15,375. Thank you.
After utilizing the new Pad-Detector 6000 these are the posts of yours that were determined to be non-pads. Blow it out yer ass.;) :D

[KenP]

After utilizing the new Pad-Detector 6000 these are the posts of yours that were determined to be non-pads. Blow it out yer ass.;) :DI just realized yours dropped, too. I wonder where mine are... I'll guess 1500.:(

[KenP]

I just realized yours dropped, too. I wonder where mine are... I'll guess 1500.:(
I was wrong! BWUAhahahahaaaa!!!

[ree]

Any idea how to get the "New Posts" query to exclude already read threads...like a "New Unread Posts"?

[KenP]

It asks why you want to deletet/edit messages.;)

[KenP]

Why are there little circles with different colors in them next to our forum handles?

[ROX]

Why are there little circles with different colors in them next to our forum handles?
That's what I want to know. Yours, Ken, is blue right now, mine is green.

[DRTYFN]

Why are there little circles with different colors in them next to our forum handles?
Don't ask questions.;):D

[ree]

Put your mouse over it, online status.
I bet you have to not be anonymously on line for it to be green.

[ROX]

Don't ask questions.;):DWhen I click on Add to Drtyfn's Reputation, it doesn't ask for smart ass....???

[ROX]

Put your mouse over it, online status.
Thank you Phil!

[Aubs]

I noticed that some posts haven't shown up on the new forums.
And you only have five minutes to edit a post. It would be nice if that could change.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Why are there little circles with different colors in them next to our forum handles?

It's like a mood ring, it turns different colors depending on how e-enraged you are!:D

[KenP]

Will H2source.com send us here after you shut down the other site? I really like my sticker.;)

[PARAGON]

What about adding something in the footer similar to what was in the other site so that you can click to navigate. Right now it's a GO button down at the bottom or you have to scroll all the way back up to the top.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20753&stc=1&d=1147462397

[PARAGON]

Does the images thingy not work?

You link an image and hit save and it posts a link, not the image.

[HummerNewbie]

What about adding something in the footer similar to what was in the other site so that you can click to navigate. Right now it's a GO button down at the bottom or you have to scroll all the way back up to the top.

Is the "GO" button confusing you ;)

I agree, I like the links they way they were better but one step at a time :)

[KenP]

Does the images thingy not work?

You link an image and hit save and it posts a link, not the image.
Linked image.

[HummerNewbie]

Does the images thingy not work?

You link an image and hit save and it posts a link, not the image.

Have you changed your setting for the advance postings features?
At the bottom of the "Edit Options" page you can select which "Message Editor Interface" to use.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/cyberhummer/H3.jpg

[Aubs]

Why am I "Off the Scale"?

[MarineHawk]

If you put your cursor over my red light thingy, it says "MarineHawk is invisible."

[KenP]

If you put your cursor over my red light thingy, it says "MarineHawk is invisible."
Dork, yours won't show the red to anyone but you.;)

[HummerNewbie]

So, I don't see any right now but will there be chat rooms?

[KenP]

So, I don't see any right now but will there be chat rooms?
Did anyone other than DEI use Chat anyway?:p

[MarineHawk]

Dork, yours won't show the red to anyone but you.;)

Interesting. In that case I would have expected it to say "You are invisible." Kind of freaky the way the elcova machine talks to me in the 3rd person.

[MarineHawk]

So, I don't see any right now but will there be chat rooms?

No, but there will be a chat hot tub and a chat party bus.

[ree]

Interesting. In that case I would have expected it to say "You are invisible." Kind of freaky the way the elcova machine talks to me in the 3rd person. Telling people you're invisible is like saying you're an ass who is actively avoiding them. So most systems that have invisible/cloaking modes generally just show you as offline or not around instead. Most of the IM clients do this too.

Now is the elcova machine actually talking to you?

[HummerNewbie]

No, but there will be a chat hot tub and a chat party bus.

Well then that more than makes up for it :D

[MarineHawk]

Telling people you're invisible is like saying you're an ass who is actively avoiding them. So most systems that have invisible/cloaking modes generally just show you as offline or not around instead. Most of the IM clients do this too.

But when it says "KenP is offline," the elcova machine is being affirmatively dishonest, isn't it?

Now is the elcova machine actually talking to you?
It's more kind of chanting to me.

[ree]

But when it says "KenP is offline," the elcova machine is being affirmatively dishonest, isn't it? It might be, it might not be.
It's more kind of chanting to me. Ruh roh. I think you deserve some negative reputation points, now.

[MarineHawk]

It might be, it might not be.
Ruh roh. I think you deserve some negative reputation points, now.

You can't hurt me; I'm invisible.:cool:

[PARAGON]

Have you changed your setting for the advance postings features?
At the bottom of the "Edit Options" page you can select which "Message Editor Interface" to use.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/cyberhummer/H3.jpg Yep, it shows the pic in the editor and the preview but when it posted, it made it a link.

I'll see if it does the same thing to yours. The code is different between yours and mine, though.

[PARAGON]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/cyberhummer/H3.jpg

[PARAGON]

Well, it seems to be a problem with the image formatting.

When you upload an image to the site, it used php for a link to the image.

You then can't simply use the image dealy to show that image from the site. Unless there is another way.

[PARAGON]

You mean like the "Forum Jump" drop down box that's at the bottom ;) :D That's little Go button thingy I was talking about.

It's not as navigatory convenient as a regular navigation bar that you can simply click on such as is at the top of every page.

[HummerNewbie]

Well, it seems to be a problem with the image formatting.

When you upload an image to the site, it used php for a link to the image.

You then can't simply use the image dealy to show that image from the site. Unless there is another way.

I have not uploaded any pics to the new forum yet but am using a link to my photobucket account.

[Arizona Hummerboy]

Jason

The New Site is very nice!!:D Thanks for all of your hard work, on making this site for us.

[HummerNewbie]

That's little Go button thingy I was talking about.

It's not as navigatory convenient as a regular navigation bar that you can simply click on such as is at the top of every page.

Since you mentioned it earlier I have noticed that I tend to just scroll back to the top rather than using the "Go" button :(

[KenP]

When you get the notice of too many images in your post, the program is also including those images in the quoted text, if you have any.

[evldave]

let's try a pic...

[MovinH2]

Place looks great. Thanks for looking out for us all. :D

[NEOCON1]

sweeeeeeetttt !!!!!!!!! the new place is working great :D heres a pic test too

[NEOCON1]

:D pic test

[NEOCON1]

:D ok im gettin the hang of this now :D

[h2co-pilot]

I think I would feel more at home with the left side column extended down. The posts get big and scary.

I want to go home and I want my blanky.:(

Marc and CO, do guys know what is going to happen to my "schedule" over this newness? :eek: ;):D

[Fubar]

Thanks for the new home Jason.

[HummBob]

Absolutely Jason...Big Thanks;)
AWESOME JOB, now if only there was a BLING ONLY Page.... http://host.jwcinc.net/1869992/bling.gif

[BumM3r]

Way cool! I'm even 7 months younger in the new forum...:)

[SOFTTAILJC]

SO FAR THIS LOOKS COOL JASON......WHERE;S THAT PICUTURE OF MILES????.............SOFT........:cool:

[H2 Ranger]

Absolutely Jason...Big Thanks;)
AWESOME JOB, now if only there was a BLING ONLY Page.... http://host.jwcinc.net/1869992/bling.gif

NOW THATS A GOOD ONE! I just wished some people would quit running stop signs. :D

[The Green Lantern]

this is cool!!! :cool:

[CO Hummer]

I hope people stop padding in this new forum.

[CO Hummer]

I hope people stop padding in this new forum.

x2

[KenP]

x2You're crazy.

[CO Hummer]

Nice, like the new setup

Your welcome, Hamster.

[Ted Kennedy]

Well done Jason.

[dochummer]

Finally got myself back in the game... :) Now just have to catch up.

side note, test drove an H1 today for the first time. Definately a different vehicle....

[Ted Kennedy]

Finally got myself back in the game... :) Now just have to catch up.

side note, test drove an H1 today for the first time. Definately a different vehicle....

Is it true that they can drive right through a lake?

[CslRkH2]

Is it true that they can drive right through a lake? Yes, right through any lake

[CO Hummer]

Welcome to the new forums everyone.

I am your new moderator. From this point forward I'm requesting that everyone please refrain from posting their thongs. That means YOU, DRTYFN and YOU, h2co-pilot. Thank you for your support.

[BDPJR]

What's wrong with a good, tight, colorfull thong? Fogive me I'm new... I'm guessing that pic's aren't allowed either...:(

[CO Hummer]

What's wrong with a good, tight, colorfull thong? Fogive me I'm new... I'm guessing that pic's aren't allowed either...:(

I've had problems with people posting inappropriate content lately. I have h2co-pilot on a temporary time-out which I will probably release this afternoon.

Just watch yourself BDPJR and you'll be fine. Please make sure to visit our sponsors and have fun!

-m

[BDPJR]

Rodger Rodger. I remember "time outs" where ineffective. h2co-pilot is a smart and tricky one - good luck.

[CO Hummer]

h2co-pilot is a smart and tricky one - good luck.

Keep and eye on her for me, will ya? ;) Thanks and I hope you continue to enjoy my new site.

[dochummer]

Is there a problem with Co-pilot's thong that we should know about? ;)

Anybody know what's up with the time. The forum says the last time I visited was at 3:56 am. I don't think I was awake at that time...

[h2co-pilot]

It's like on some weird Alaskan Bering Straight kinda time zone. Weird.

[NSANE]

Nice set up!

[CO Hummer]

Is there a problem with Co-pilot's thong that we should know about? ;)


She kept bragging in Moab about how she can go 3 to 4 days without washing it.

[BDPJR]

Thanks for the visual.... 3 - 4 days huh? :eek:
Doesn't that... wouldn't that... oh never mind.:confused:
Girl, clean your thongs!:D :D :D

[h2co-pilot]

Hey! GFY's, I rarely let it go to 4.:rolleyes: :D

[PARAGON]

Congrats to Jason. The forum topped 5K memberships yesterday.

[CO Hummer]

btt

[h2co-pilot]

:D

[h2co-pilot]

btt
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[CO Hummer]

Thanks for the new forum, Jason!

[PARAGON]

Thanks for the new forum, Jason!Thanks for the old forum too. ;)

[CO Hummer]

On belhalf of all the AEs out there, "Thanks J".

[Jim_Cantore]

Yes, thank you Jacob.

[menuserve.com]

I'm a new H2 owner... actually a new owner of a used H2 (2003 w/30K miles) and i just want to thank you for having this board.

Its really usefull for finding new information about the H2. As well as meeting some nice people.

[CO Hummer]

I'm a new H2 owner... actually a new owner of a used H2 (2003 w/30K miles) and i just want to thank you for having this board.

Its really usefull for finding new information about the H2. As well as meeting some nice people.

Menu,
You're welcome.

[h2co-pilot]

No, thank you Menu.

[CO Hummer]

No, thank you Menu.

A.W. post. Reported to moderators.

[h2co-pilot]

A.W. post. Reported to moderators.

Documented for the "Fleecing of Elcova".

[CO Hummer]

Documented for the "Fleecing of Elcova".

"Fleecing"?

[h2co-pilot]

Shaving off the fluffy stuff.

[CO Hummer]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to welcome everyone to Elcova. If any of you are having problems, please report it to us as soon as possible. Enjoy!

[PARAGON]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to welcome everyone to Elcova. If any of you are having problems, please report it to us as soon as possible. Enjoy!Welcome to the new world.....

it's "Elcova Forums" now. Please bookmark that in your synapses now.

[CO Hummer]

I'd appreciate your comments, questions, and suggestions about the new site. We'll do our best to keep things running smoothly. Thanks, all.

[KenP]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to welcome everyone to the Elcova Forums. If any of you are having problems, please report it to us as soon as possible. Enjoy!

Ken.

[CO Hummer]

We will be putting Ken on moderated status by the end of week. Please take this opportunity to say your goodbyes. Thank you all for your patience.

[KenP]

We will be putting Ken on moderated status by the end of week. Please take this opportunity to say your goodbyes. Thank you all for your patience.Thank you, Jason, for the vote of confidence.

Indeed, if you've been a trouble maker, say your goodbye's now as time is running out on you. I'm sure the NorCal Hummer group will be happy to have you as they are to have CO Hummer.

Thanks again
Ken
New Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent Mod

[HummBebe]

Indeed, if you'v e been a trouble maker, say your goodbye's now as time is running out on you. I'm sure the NorCal Hummer group will be happy to have you as they are to have CO Hummer.

Thanks again
Ken
New Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent Mod


Heehee:D

[CO Hummer]

Update: I'll be taking the forums offline for a few minutes. Please bear with us while we straighten out a few things. Again, we appreciate your patience.

[KenP]

Heehee:DThat was just for you. Now be good while I take the forums offline for a few minutes to fix some issues.

[KenP]

This should be solved shortly. Please bear with us:
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[CO Hummer]

Thanks for holding folks. We're back online. Database reorg completed and servers are up again. PM us if you're still having problems.

-Mods

[KenP]

Hey Ken and CO Hummer,
Congratulations on your promotions to Moderator. I encouraged Jason to give you two the powers because the way you two are level headed when dealing with trolls and forum fools.

I wish I had such restraint as the two of you so I could have the power, but I don't. Maybe one day I'll learn from you both.

Congratulations men,
DRTYThanks for the kind words, DRTY.

I deleted your post just for the fun of it.:D ;)

[KenP]

Congratulations, guys. You'll be great!Thanks, Bebe.

[CO Hummer]

Ken/CO,
Remember always that with greater power comes greater responsibility. Also, you should work on your professionalism at all times. I don't even post unless I'm dressed in at least business casual attire. No more camos gentlemen.

Thanks D. And fear not, we won't let you down!

[KenP]

I sure would like to see him in a tux.;)

[CO Hummer]

I sure would like to see him in a tux.;)

I got this one from Awards Night at the Elcova moderators banquet:

[KenP]

That's one dirty Lawrence Welk.:eek:

[CO Hummer]

Ken,
You get your new license plate yet? I love mine.

[HummBebe]

Sweet!!! KenP and CO, the new mods:D :D :D :D :D

[DDWH]

LMAO!:D :D :D

[KenP]

Ken,
You get your new license plate yet? I love mine.Sure did. Just holding out. Not sure I want everyone knowing about it.

[CO Hummer]

Sweet!!! KenP and CO, the new mods:D :D :D :D :D

Hang in there kiddo and you'll go far on this forum.

[h2co-pilot]

I got this one from Awards Night at the Elcova moderators banquet:

Drtyace!:D:D:D

[CO Hummer]

Sorry about that time-out problem. I was working on new section to the forum and didn't notice the buffers filling up. I rebooted and it looks like we're alright now. Call or PM Ken if you guys need anymore support this evening. Thanks all!

[KenP]

Sorry about that time-out problem. I was working on new section to the forum and didn't notice the buffers filling up. I rebooted and it looks like we're alright now. Call or PM Ken if you guys need anymore support this evening. Thanks all!You can stop PM'ing me now. The problem has been fixed!

[DennisAJC]

You can stop PM'ing me now. The problem has been fixed!

Ya Ken. Thanks for waking me up at 3am.:rant: :clapping:

[KenP]

Ya Ken. Thanks for waking me up at 3am.:rant: :clapping:You said in the PM it was important. Besides, it was 6am here.:clapping:

[CO Hummer]

Soooooo everyone, what do you think of our new forum?

[KenP]

Times off and screwing up the threads.

[NEOCON1]

its all canada's fault :giggling: ;)

did i mention i have a Maple tree in the front yard :dancingbanana:

[DennisAJC]

its all canada's fault :giggling: ;)

did i mention i have a Maple tree in the front yard :dancingbanana:


I have my Canadian collegues working on fixing the problem.:giggling:

[NEOCON1]

I have my Canadian collegues working on fixing the problem.:giggling:

sweet Dennis to the rescue :perfect10s: :beerchug: LOL

[PARAGON]

Soooooo everyone, what do you think of our new forum?You suck

[CO Hummer]

You suck

You banned.

[KenP]

HAHAHAhaha.....LMAO!!!!

[CO Hummer]

Welcome Everyone!

Please enjoy the Elcova/CO Hummer forums. There is GREAT information here for all to read.

Additionally, there's an H3 section.

[h2co-pilot]

Thanks.:beerchug:

[CO Hummer]

It's 2007 folks, and time for some spring cleaning here at Elcova. Please take a moment to update your avatars, signatures, and clean the chocolate out your cracks. Thanks everyone. Let's have a great year.

[DRTYFN]

:clapping:

[h2co-pilot]

Uh yeah?

It's been a year this week.:fdance:

YAY! Elcova!:beerchug:

Now let's unsticky.:D

[CO Hummer]

Uh yeah?

It's been a year this week.:fdance:

YAY! Elcova!:beerchug:

Now let's unsticky.:D

You clean your crack yet?

[h2co-pilot]

Jeez, how many times to I have to tell you?

It's just chocolate.:D