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THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 05:40 PM

MarineHawk

05-16-2006, 05:44 PM

What's "a premature female"?

Since you faaggots want to talk about peoples steroids uses and penis sizes, why dont you do it in this thread so that you dont waste peoples time with your dumb theories. Or maybe you just like talking about another mans penis? What are you gunna do send me another threating PM about trying to fight me and then when i show it to everyone you delete it and do your little photoshop skills to make it look fake. You obviously know nothing about weight lifting yet you try to proove people wrong on everything. When will you get your head out of your asss and stop acting like a premature female. Watch, this is where pussagon gets his little buddies to talk **** on the net for him since he has ntohing to say except some immature bs and make up lies like he usually does when people call him out.

so in other words, stop F'n with new members and worry about your own damn self since we all know there is alot you need work on. Spend your time in this thread so that we dont have to see your ass talking sh*t in other threads. Thanks have a great day.

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 05:47 PM

a female thats premature aka a little girl..

MarineHawk

05-16-2006, 05:51 PM

I think you're trying to say "immature."

a female thats premature aka a little girl..

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 05:53 PM

I think you're trying to say "immature."thats what happens when you drink in the afternoon, thanks bra haha

MarineHawk

05-16-2006, 05:56 PM

Maybe it's not the booze?

thats what happens when you drink in the afternoon, thanks bra haha

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 05:59 PM

So wheres the little sh*t at? I know hes here because hes online like 24/7

h2itis

05-16-2006, 06:24 PM

Since you faaggots want to talk about peoples steroids uses and penis sizes, why dont you do it in this thread so that you dont waste peoples time with your dumb theories. Or maybe you just like talking about another mans penis? What are you gunna do send me another threating PM about trying to fight me and then when i show it to everyone you delete it and do your little photoshop skills to make it look fake. You obviously know nothing about weight lifting yet you try to proove people wrong on everything. When will you get your head out of your asss and stop acting like a premature female. Watch, this is where pussagon gets his little buddies to talk **** on the net for him since he has ntohing to say except some immature bs and make up lies like he usually does when people call him out.

so in other words, stop F'n with new members and worry about your own damn self since we all know there is alot you need work on. Spend your time in this thread so that we dont have to see your ass talking sh*t in other threads. Thanks have a great day.

As someone else who apparently likes to lift weights, do me a favor please: go back to third grade and learn the proper use of a comma (,), an apostrophe ('), capitalization, run-on sentences and spelling.

I'm really curious - if you're so concerned with fitness, bodybuilding, and exercise, why on earth are you drinking in the afternoon?

I'd love to comment on this post, but I really have no damn idea what thought he was trying to convey.

I guess he's just being premature...

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 06:29 PM

As someone else who apparently likes to lift weights, do me a favor please: go back to third grade and learn the proper use of a comma (,), an apostrophe ('), capitalization, run-on sentences and spelling.

I'm really curious - if you're so concerned with fitness, bodybuilding, and exercise, why on earth are you drinking in the afternoon?

I'd love to comment on this post, but I really have no damn idea what thought he was trying to convey.

I guess he's just being premature...ok buddy i didn't know i was being graded on sentence structure. And im not a bodybuilder anymore. I am a weight trainer. Just incase your a dumbass, people that work out can also drink aslong as there not in training. It just happens to be that my friend from college i havent seen took me out for some drinks. and paragon knows what im talking about so your little chat was just a waste

h2itis

05-16-2006, 06:34 PM

ok buddy i didn't know i was being graded on sentence structure. And im not a bodybuilder anymore. I am a weight trainer. Just incase your a dumbass, people that work out can also drink aslong as there not in training. It just happens to be that my friend from college i havent seen took me out for some drinks. and paragon knows what im talking about so your little chat was just a waste

You're absolutely right, it was a waste...

I'm confused - if you haven't seen your friend, how did he take you out for drinks? Did he blindfold you? Are you blind?

Bosss, you're going to get put back on the drive-thru if the manager walks in his office and catches you using his computer again.

Ted Kennedy

05-16-2006, 06:40 PM

Me too. Like you, I have found that a few cocktails in the afternoon are no impediment to a robust fitness plan.

And im not a bodybuilder anymore. I am a weight trainer.

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 06:41 PM

You're absolutely right, it was a waste...

I'm confused - if you haven't seen your friend, how did he take you out for drinks? Did he blindfold you? Are you blind?

Bosss, you're going to get put back on the drive-thru if the manager walks in his office and catches you using his computer again.
lmao @ this parapuppet. Did he send you in here or something? Or maybe you just want some attention.

1. My friend goes to UCLA, hes down for the summer so he took me out. not hard to figure that one out
2. Like i said, im a gym trainer i dont work on the computers
3. Hop off my jock and take a look at who this thread is for, not your pussagon following asss

Ted Kennedy

05-16-2006, 06:45 PM

Yeah, just like when I referred to my colleague from Illinois as "Osama bin … Osama … Obama."
A little incoherency is an acceptable price to pay for the sweet taste of booze in the afternoon.

thats what happens when you drink in the afternoon, thanks bra haha

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 06:48 PM

Yeah, just like when I referred to my colleague from Illinois as "Osama bin ? Osama ? Obama."
A little incoherency is an acceptable price to pay for the sweet taste of booze in the afternoon.
lmao..

h2itis

05-16-2006, 06:58 PM

lmao @ this parapuppet. Did he send you in here or something? Or maybe you just want some attention.

1. My friend goes to UCLA, hes down for the summer so he took me out. not hard to figure that one out
2. Like i said, im a gym trainer i dont work on the computers
3. Hop off my jock and take a look at who this thread is for, not your pussagon following asss

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 07:08 PM

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?wow man, you totally just blew my mind. Too bad i go to college part time majoring in architecture at University of Texas. I teach/train on the side to pay the bills. Honestly, I really dont give a rats ass whether or not you can edit my grammar because after all- your in a thread rambling about sh*t that has nothing to do with you. So im assuming your pretty lonely. At the end of the day you must give yourself a pat on the back for your internet verbal arguing skills. Must be nice.

Ted Kennedy

05-16-2006, 07:09 PM

Whoah! Are you saying the Boss is a homo$exual? Isn?t he the same guy who sings bad stuff about Republicans at big concerts? If so, it?d be hard not to like him. But, while us Kennedys are pretty open minded, we draw the line at cornholing.

I don't even know Paragon, so I guess I just want some attention - sometimes it gets lonely here in the sand. I figure I haven't stomped enough ass today physically, so why not come into this thread and abuse you with my mind? You know, Bosss, nothing is more humiliating than being mentally and verbally embarrassed by someone who is more intelligent than you are... Ahhh hell, I guess you've grown accustomed to it, and maybe you actually enjoy it.

I have a list made up for you.
1. Did your friend tip you or give you a kiss/towel after he was finished?
2. It's individuals like you that give trainers a bad name. I'm guessing that you never did take the time to finish that Kinesiology or Bio-chem degree from Yale, eh?
3. They're busy photoshopping and doctoring your PM's up, so they sent me in...

Would you like to have a spelling bee with me for money? I'll tell you what - I'll bet a month of your pay, and yes, I mean the whole $78, that you can't spell ILLITERATE BASTARD without looking.

I'm honestly trying to figure out why employees need internet access at Burger King. Shouldn't you be working right now?

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 07:13 PM

nope im one of the very few republicans in austin..

h2itis

05-16-2006, 07:26 PM

wow man, you totally just blew my mind. Too bad i go to college part time majoring in architecture at University of Texas. I teach/train on the side to pay the bills. Honestly, I really dont give a rats ass whether or not you can edit my grammar because after all- your in a thread rambling about sh*t that has nothing to do with you. So im assuming your pretty lonely. At the end of the day you must give yourself a pat on the back for your internet verbal arguing skills. Must be nice.

Ok, I'm going to fall for it and play your little game - what in the hell do you teach? :rolleyes: LOL - I'm sorry, but the thought of that is really amusing to me for some reason.

Insane lonely, bosssssssss. I actually tore my rotator cuff patting myself on the back earlier... Hurts like a bitch too.

THE BOSSS

05-16-2006, 07:33 PM

Ok, I'm going to fall for it and play your little game - what in the hell do you teach? :rolleyes: LOL - I'm sorry, but the thought of that is really amusing to me for some reason.

Insane lonely, bosssssssss. I actually tore my rotator cuff patting myself on the back earlier... Hurts like a bitch too.
i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men like yourself that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper. You make fun of how much im getting paid.. I bet at my age you werent getting anything near what im getting. Probably mommy and daddy paid for your college trip huh? So tell me. What exactly is your occpuation since mine is so humorous to your pathetic eyes..

MarineHawk

05-16-2006, 07:39 PM

You sound very empathetic toward your clients.

i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men ... that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper.

h2itis

05-16-2006, 08:01 PM

i teach proper gym techniques to fat ass men like yourself that think putting more weight on the exercise than they could do is proper. You make fun of how much im getting paid.. I bet at my age you werent getting anything near what im getting. Probably mommy and daddy paid for your college trip huh? So tell me. What exactly is your occpuation since mine is so humorous to your pathetic eyes..

Well bud, you picked the wrong bull to ask those questions to, because more than likely, at your age I was risking my life for my country as a Pararescueman in the USAF. I managed to earn 2 undegrad and one Masters in ten years while on active duty... So, while you're jumping out of your '86 Tempo down on 6th Street, I was jumping out of C-130s into Bosnia... Damn, it got quiet in here fast, eh?

Now? Actually, my job is to fix the bodies jackasses like you dick up. While you're busy wiping down gym equipment and trying to get your clients to commit to longer gym memberships so you can keep your shift manager happy, I'm making professional athletes bigger, faster, and stronger. Tell me there, Bossss, how many pro athletes are you working with? Nevermind, they usually don't go to Gold's for assistance - they call a professional...

At this very moment and for the next 10 days, however, I happen to be sitting in Baghdad, Iraq as a database engineer while I manage my training business via the telephone and the internet. You ever been in the middle of a war-zone, bud? I didn't think so.

By the way, show your clients some respect. It's not their fault they didn't know to look somewhere else for someone that knows what the hell they're doing.

evldave

05-17-2006, 01:05 AM

Hey you are both from Texas. Maybe when H2itis gets back from the sandcastle you can both have a 'train off' - sort of like in Zoolander except instead of ghey male models doing stupid **** it's you!

(ps - thanks for your service in Bosnia, hope you kicked some Croats while you were at it)

HummBebe

05-17-2006, 02:11 AM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/Shutup.jpg

Dear Bosss,

while I appreciate everything you have done for our country, and that you put your life on the line to preserve our long, long, long list of freedoms, I must respectfully ask you Sir, to please STFU.:D

Thanks,

Bebe

MarineHawk

05-17-2006, 02:29 AM

Dear Bosss,

while I appreciate everything you have done for our country, and that you put your life on the line to preserve our long, long, long list of freedoms, I must respectfully ask you Sir, to please STFU.:D

Thanks,

Bebe

What did the Bosssss do for his country? Are you confusing him with H2itis? Or did I miss something along the way?

MovinH2

05-17-2006, 03:21 AM

The Bosss Belong to any bodybuilding sites that name sounds familar?

Mrs.ssippi

05-17-2006, 03:33 AM

The Bosss Belong to any bodybuilding sites that name sounds familar?

I think you might be thinking about Boss Hoss, and he is cool. We went to Tellico with him.:D

MovinH2

05-17-2006, 03:35 AM

I think you might be thinking about Boss Hoss, and he is cool. We went to Tellico with him.:D

Boss Hoss is the man. He has the best color Hummer you can get. Black. :p. But the name The Bossss sound like one I've seen around at a few other sites.

MovinH2

05-17-2006, 04:26 AM

For someone that is a weight coach why in the earth would you feel your body with empty calories such as liquor. Your not a bodybuilder or an ex bodybuilder your a 4th grader with the spelling IQ of even less. As someone that has been bodybuilding for the past 10 years, you give all the rest of us a bad name. I asked about your name because I've seen it around bodybuilding sites I visit asking stupid question and open posting for AAS (steroids). Your a moran go away. Stupid Troll. :mad: :mad: :mad:

ShaggyX

05-17-2006, 04:33 AM

So I was thinking about taking up body building. Anyone have any tips? ;)

Ted Kennedy

05-17-2006, 04:36 AM

So I was thinking about taking up body building. Anyone have any tips? ;)

You're gonna need some roids.

Racer-X

05-17-2006, 04:45 AM

You're gonna need some roids.

I have roids - scheduled to get them removed soon. :D

Ted Kennedy

05-17-2006, 04:48 AM

Maybe you can give them to Mr. Shaggy.

I have roids - scheduled to get them removed soon. :D

Ted Kennedy

05-17-2006, 04:56 AM

No, he's definitely gonna have to juice it.

I thought you got free Whoppers at work :confused: That would be a start :D

HummBebe

05-17-2006, 04:57 AM

Well bud, you picked the wrong bull to ask those questions to, because more than likely, at your age I was risking my life for my country as a Pararescueman in the USAF. I managed to earn 2 undegrad and one Masters in ten years while on active duty... So, while you're jumping out of your '86 Tempo down on 6th Street, I was jumping out of C-130s into Bosnia... Damn, it got quiet in here fast, eh?

Now? Actually, my job is to fix the bodies jackasses like you dick up. While you're busy wiping down gym equipment and trying to get your clients to commit to longer gym memberships so you can keep your shift manager happy, I'm making professional athletes bigger, faster, and stronger. Tell me there, Bossss, how many pro athletes are you working with? Nevermind, they usually don't go to Gold's for assistance - they call a professional...

At this very moment and for the next 10 days, however, I happen to be sitting in Baghdad, Iraq as a database engineer while I manage my training business via the telephone and the internet. You ever been in the middle of a war-zone, bud? I didn't think so.

By the way, show your clients some respect. It's not their fault they didn't know to look somewhere else for someone that knows what the hell they're doing.

OMFG!!! I made a HUGE mistake. H2itis, I am so sorry. To think that I thanked a lame ass like that for something you did. DAMMIT!
H2itis, thank you for your service to our country. My sentiments still stand.

However, to the Bosss:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/FUBunny.jpg

you've been bunny fawked:D

h2itis

05-17-2006, 10:19 AM

OMFG!!! I made a HUGE mistake. H2itis, I am so sorry. To think that I thanked a lame ass like that for something you did. DAMMIT!
H2itis, thank you for your service to our country. My sentiments still stand.

However, to the Bosss:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/FUBunny.jpg

you've been bunny fawked:D

Thanks!:D (I think:confused: )
;)

Shaggy - you don't actually have to do anything to become a bodybuilder. You can just start posting in Hummer forums and claim to be one (ala bosssssss), and that pretty much takes care of it. Before you know it, you'll have people talking about thighs and chicken and such.

ShaggyX

05-17-2006, 02:16 PM

Shaggy - you don't actually have to do anything to become a bodybuilder. You can just start posting in Hummer forums and claim to be one (ala bosssssss), and that pretty much takes care of it. Before you know it, you'll have people talking about thighs and chicken and such.LOL Only problem is people know me here. I would have to go to a new forum to be able to pull that off. And even then I am sure some of my friends from this forum would track me down to make sure to clear up any misinformation, because they are just good guys like that. :)

ShaggyX

05-17-2006, 02:43 PM

So mean. :( I think I am gonna go cry in the corner now. :(

h2co-pilot

05-17-2006, 02:55 PM

Since you faaggots want to talk about peoples steroids uses and penis sizes, why dont you do it in this thread so that you dont waste peoples time with your dumb theories. Or maybe you just like talking about another mans penis? What are you gunna do send me another threating PM about trying to fight me and then when i show it to everyone you delete it and do your little photoshop skills to make it look fake. You obviously know nothing about weight lifting yet you try to proove people wrong on everything. When will you get your head out of your asss and stop acting like a immature female. Watch, this is where pussagon gets his little buddies to talk **** on the net for him since he has ntohing to say except some immature bs and make up lies like he usually does when people call him out.

so in other words, stop F'n with new members and worry about your own damn self since we all know there is alot you need work on. Spend your time in this thread so that we dont have to see your ass talking sh*t in other threads. Thanks have a great day.

Is it possible to be any gayer? Defending another dude and his penis?:D

I hope you have a Hooters and the Speed channel in that head of yours.

h2itis

05-17-2006, 04:35 PM

LOL Only problem is people know me here. I would have to go to a new forum to be able to pull that off. And even then I am sure some of my friends from this forum would track me down to make sure to clear up any misinformation, because they are just good guys like that. :)
Shaggy,
It doesn't matter dude! We know these other guys are full of **** anyway, so just make the claim. Here: I'll start it off your legend for you:

Hey Shag,
Nice workout today. I really thought you'd have a little more trouble with that 500lb bench, but I think you could've gotten 3 more. Not sure why you stopped at 8.

I expect you to do really well at the Olympia. I don't care how many consecutive titles Ronnie Coleman has - he hasn't seen competition like you. There aren't too many guys that weigh 345 and have .4% body fat, and knowing you did it all natural makes it even more amazing (hint: you're now 345lbs and less than 1% bf).

Good luck man.
b

ShaggyX

05-17-2006, 04:49 PM

Shaggy,
It doesn't matter dude! We know these other guys are full of **** anyway, so just make the claim. Here: I'll start it off your legend for you:

Hey Shag,
Nice workout today. I really thought you'd have a little more trouble with that 500lb bench, but I think you could've gotten 3 more. Not sure why you stopped at 8.

I expect you to do really well at the Olympia. I don't care how many consecutive titles Ronnie Coleman has - he hasn't seen competition like you. There aren't too many guys that weigh 345 and have .4% body fat, and knowing you did it all natural makes it even more amazing (hint: you're now 345lbs and less than 1% bf).

Good luck man.
bROFMFAO...I am not sure I could even type that with a straight face. :D

CO Hummer

05-17-2006, 05:28 PM

Is it possible to be any gayer? Defending another dude and his penis?:D

:D :D

KenP

05-17-2006, 08:32 PM

IP addresses are pretty cool

Ted Kennedy

05-17-2006, 08:54 PM

IP addresses are pretty cool

No they're not.

Boss Hoss

05-17-2006, 10:47 PM

Im exuberated by the overwhelming rebutles by Paragon and DRTY to this fantastic thread.

Shaggy, to be a bodybuilder you dont need steriods just some musclemilk and youll be good to go:D Im sure the ladies on the site will love to see your contest photos with you posing in your trunks.

BTW, i dont do bodybuilding forums--just bulldogs and hummers;)

h2co-pilot

05-18-2006, 04:30 AM

BTW, i dont do bodybuilding forums--just bulldogs and hummers;)

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:D

HummBebe

05-18-2006, 04:32 AM

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:D

I was just thinking the same thing:D

evldave

05-18-2006, 04:32 AM

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:D

lol :D

MarineHawk

05-18-2006, 04:42 AM

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:D
LMAO!

PARAGON

05-18-2006, 04:44 AM

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:Dnahhhh..... we still have those pictures of you and hoss and the bridle thing

HummerNewbie

05-18-2006, 02:47 PM

Uhm.....you might wanna rephrase that Boss.:D:D

I was thinking the exact same thing :D

HummerNewbie

05-18-2006, 02:48 PM

nahhhh..... we still have those pictures of you and hoss and the bridle thing

They are in that special folder on the DVD ;)

Boss Hoss

05-18-2006, 04:46 PM

Guess i set myself up for that one.....you can imagine that i have been told him a treat him like a child--perhaps if i was a priest poor Hoss might be in trouble :D :eek:

KenP

05-19-2006, 04:38 AM

Shaggy, to be a bodybuilder you dont need steriods just some musclemilk and youll be good to go:D Dude, that's just gross.;)

TA8088

05-21-2006, 03:48 AM