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Connie_Chung
05-31-2006, 05:49 PM
I guess it's true afterall.

Read the truth (http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm)
ShaggyX
05-31-2006, 05:53 PM
Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and decided he'd rather never see again. LMAO
KenP
05-31-2006, 10:19 PM
LMAOX2 zillion:D
h2co-pilot
06-01-2006, 12:19 AM
That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
ShaggyX
06-01-2006, 12:32 AM
That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?We can always hope.
ETD
06-01-2006, 04:21 AM
I guess it's true afterall.

Read the truth (http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm)

Wow.
:eek::eek::D
Arizona Hummerboy
06-01-2006, 05:15 AM
People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!
CO Hummer
06-01-2006, 05:32 AM
People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!

Agreed. Shaggy is out of line here.
Marcmedic
06-01-2006, 05:41 AM
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
Ted Kennedy
06-01-2006, 06:10 AM
Look, I don't want to sound brash, but Mr. Charlie Norris and I were at the same prep school and then we went off to Ninja School together in Idaho. We were a team. We were equals. We were Kick-Boxing-Ninja-B!tches! Sure, he won the World Karate Championships in the late '70s, and I never achieved such fame as a martial arts guy, but I never once, never, never, lost to him during any of our private Sumo wrestling matches. Beat him every time. And then sat on his face. I am the Sumo Master!!! Charlie may have the Karate championships and the fame from his gun-slingin' Texas TV show, but I Sumo slammed his skinny butt home every time I half-tried. Then, I made him drink cheap blended Scotch.:D
ShaggyX
06-01-2006, 06:22 AM
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???Thats the nice thing about being so skinny. You would never be able to hit me. :p
CO Hummer
06-01-2006, 06:37 AM
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???

Werd up.
h2co-pilot
06-01-2006, 02:56 PM
OMGosh.:eek:

As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.
Sewie
06-01-2006, 10:06 PM
OMGosh.:eek:
Quote:
As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.

Hippos have pubes?!?!:confused:
Sewie
06-01-2006, 10:08 PM
Disturbing.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.
Marcmedic
06-02-2006, 04:14 AM
Werd up.

Hey...that's not fair...I just noticed the Asian lady didn't get painted. Favoritism??? I think so!!!
KenP
06-12-2006, 09:11 PM
:D
Connie_Chung
06-12-2006, 09:21 PM
KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
KenP
06-12-2006, 09:26 PM
KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.No problem, slanteye.
Steve - SanJose
06-13-2006, 06:45 AM
Oh! Connie likes Chuck even less than most...