Fatty Ejected

[DRTYFN]

Ejected through a sunroof on that rig??? A 6 hundy pounder would barely fit out of a convertible with the top down. WTF???
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=34208&s=d
600 lbs. woman survives getting thrown through sunroof
Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.

Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway. Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt.

Paramedics initially tried to fly Matthews to Tampa General Hospital, but her weight, estimated at 600 pounds, made it impossible. Emergency crews were able to transport her to St. Joseph’s Hospital, where she is listed in stable condition.

Authorities are continuing their investigation.
I bet they're all scratching their heads. I've just got to see pictures.

[usetosellhummer]

belive it or not episode

[h2co-pilot]

No freaking way she shot through the sunroof. Reminds me of Augustus through the Chocolate tube.

How did they transport her? A fork lift?:eek:

[KenP]

Amigos can't carry that much weight.

[Mr. I - Man]

She probably bounced across the pavement like she was wearing one big air bag.:D

[HIHUMMER]

"Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt."

Uh, ya think? How could she??? :rolleyes:

[DDWH]

Still trying to figure out how she exited via the sunroof!:eek::eek::confused:

[HummerNewbie]

Amigos can't carry that much weight.

X2, was thinking the same thing.

She probably went through the back convertible top not the sunroof. Just more dramatic for the reporter to write if she went through the sunroof.

[BlueTJCO]

Do you know how many people get ejected out of their cars and die as a result each week?:(

I cant believe you guys would use this article as any type of a joke to make you all smile/laugh......:rolleyes:

I mean, come on now, someone almost lost their life here.....isn't there other articles out there that you could have used for entertainment...:rolleyes:

Shouldn't HIHUMMER be bitching about how she was prob someone's mother and HummerNewbie should be jumping your ass for using someone else's misfortune for your own laughter...:confused:

You probally dont have any kids do you DRTYFN>......you sick bastard!!!

[h2co-pilot]

Roid rage?:rolleyes::D

[BlueTJCO]

Lay off the 'roids Moonie.:rolleyes::D

God damn it it's not roids.....:D

BSN NO XPLODE
B vitamin
Protein Drink 3X Daily


and lots and lots of sex.......keeps the thighs and mid-section in good shape...;)

Oh........and I was just joking about the fat lady;)

[h2co-pilot]

You fondle accident victims don't you?;)

[HummerNewbie]

Shouldn't HIHUMMER be bitching about how she was prob someone's mother and HummerNewbie should be jumping your ass for using someone else's misfortune for your own laughter...:confused:

Not sure where that came from :confused:

Bad day Moonie? :eek: ;)

[HIHUMMER]

Not sure where that came from :confused:

Bad day Moonie? :eek: ;)

Must have been his GF. :rolleyes: Sorry Moonie. Hope her and her fat ass is ok.

[BlueTJCO]

No not having a bad day...

I'm just accustomed to all of you jumping my ass any time I comment, joke, or reference to anything envolving something that might offend someone....;)

Then the "supreme tahoe god" DRTYDICK;) posts something that "could" be offensive to some (fat people:D ) (anyone who has lost a loved one through a sun roof) and everyone jumps in and starts joking about it....Just thought I'd be the offended one for once:D

[BlueTJCO]

Must have been his GF. :rolleyes: Sorry Moonie. Hope her and her fat ass is ok.

:rolleyes: ...

She is prob at the gym working out right now actually...Not sitting on a ****ing automotive forum eating cheetos....and chatting....:rolleyes:

[HIHUMMER]

:rolleyes: ...

She is prob at the gym working out right now actually...Not sitting on a ****ing automotive forum eating cheetos....and chatting....:rolleyes:

Uh..and where are you there sunshine?? :confused:

Oh moonie..get your panties out of a wad. ;)

[The Green Lantern]

"Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt."

Uh, ya think? How could she??? :rolleyes:


lol...duh!! :D

[HummerNewbie]

I'm just accustomed to all of you jumping my ass any time I comment, joke, or reference to anything envolving something that might offend someone....;)

But you drive a heep so we are allowed to do that to you :D ;)

[HIHUMMER]

The reasons no one is offended:
1) b/c the bitch shouldn't have been driving in the first place. I mean..how much control can a 600lb person have over a vechile when they have to pick up a fat roll in order to make a turn.

2) b/c she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

and

3) no where did the article mention Hummer. :p Now..if it was ORGINALLY changed to say she was driving a hummer...I probably would have been pissed or at least made you think I was.:rolleyes:

[BlueTJCO]

Uh..and where are you there sunshine?? :confused:

Oh moonie..get your panties out of a wad. ;)

Funny you mention that, I'm actually in between sets......:rolleyes:
I took this just for you:D

[HIHUMMER]

ROFLMAO!! You have a fat ass!! You should really tone that up a little.

[HummerNewbie]

Funny you mention that, I'm actually in between sets......:rolleyes:
I took this just for you:D

Ok, now that's funny...LMAO :D

[BlueTJCO]

But you drive a heep so we are allowed to do that to you :D ;)

:D ...It's a purtee jeep though

and all the little highschool girls seem to love it...:o :D

[BlueTJCO]

ROFLMAO!! You have a fat ass!! You should really tone that up a little.
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no really I dont....it's quite rock hard actually...The picture didn't quite come out very good. Something about trying to time the pic on my phone and still get in position...;)

I just dont do good in pics I guess...:D

WOW.....My ass does look large. I'll try to get a better pic...hahahahaha

[BlueTJCO]

I can feel the photochoppers coming on already...:D

[KenP]

http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=2163373&nav=EyAzPmJY


Thursday, August 12, 2004
600 lb Woman Grows to Couch, Dies

STUART, Fla. (AP) -- A dramatic rescue ended tragically in Stuart, Florida, a rescue so difficult firefighters say they have never seen anything like it.
It happened late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning at the home of a 600-pound woman who was having trouble breathing. Rescuers went in not knowing how difficult it would be to get her out. 40-year-old Gail Grinds was literally stuck to her couch and had to be removed surgically at the hospital.

Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

Martin County Fire amd Rescue crews faced what seemed to be an impossible mission. Everyone going inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.
They tried to cut out the front door, but at four-and-a-half feet wide, it wouldn't work. They had to cut plywood since a normal stretcher wouldn't do....

[KenP]

Funny you mention that, I'm actually in between sets......:rolleyes:
I took this just for you:DLooks more like someone caught you beating off!!!11:eek:

[h2co-pilot]

I can feel the photochoppers coming on already...:D

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/mhihi.gif

I heart teh Mooncricket.:D

[BlueTJCO]

Looks more like someone caught you beating off!!!11:eek:

Just thought it fit "moonie" quite well:D

You can see the Blur from the camera as I'm running with my pants down trying to get in position for the pic...:D :D :D

[HummerNewbie]

:D ...It's a purtee jeep though

and all the little highschool girls seem to love it...:o :D

LOL...that's good to know :p

[Bully13]

I'M OFFENDED!!!!!!

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE!

NO ONE asked about the condition of the Amigo! WTF? Poor Isuzu.

[MovinH2]

LMAO I'm surprised she made it through. :p

[Steve - SanJose]

600 lbs. Keep her away from any car. And food.

[GregDiesel]

Just thought it fit "moonie" quite well:D

You can see the Blur from the camera as I'm running with my pants down trying to get in position for the pic...:D

Please pull up your pants, and get more weight on that bench press!! :D :D Maybe you were doing tricep close grip presses... :D

[BlueTJCO]

Please pull up your pants, and get more weight on that bench press!! :D :D Maybe you were doing tricep close grip presses... :D

Blow me.....;)

Oh, and I dont Bench Press ever....I have a "herniated" disk that gets "destroyed" with flat bench.........Dumbell press yes, bench......never....:)

[GregDiesel]

Blow me.....;)

Oh, and I dont Bench Press ever....I have a "herniated" disk that gets "destroyed" with flat bench.........Dumbell press yes, bench......never....:)

lol OK. so what are you doing with the weight on the bench? I see your curl bar on the floor, it looks like some decent weight :D . The bench reminds me of a pic I had taken when I first started bodybuilding I thought I looked good but when the pic was developed I realized my roommate's weight was on the Olympic bar which was a 10 and a 5lb plate per side :eek:

[BlueTJCO]

lol OK. so what are you doing with the weight on the bench? I see your curl bar on the floor, it looks like some decent weight :D . The bench reminds me of a pic I had taken when I first started bodybuilding I thought I looked good but when the pic was developed I realized my roommate's weight was on the Olympic bar which was a 10 and a 5lb plate per side :eek:

oh that is just a little work out room that we (some people I work with) threw together in a room in the warehouse that we dont use... it is ghetto as far as the "weights" are concerned but we do have a couple Very Nice Treadmills and 2 heavy bags, a couple of wavemaster bags, and mats to spar on........;)

Funny thing is I have a Paid membership to Colorado Athletic Club because I do some network support for them and it is only about 2 minutes from my office...........yet I find myself on the Bags about 4 out of the 5 days I work out. Lately I have found that has helped me shed some fat quickly and very effectively.......

I'll start a new post so I dont HIJACK this one with my ass.....I title it to you in the General Section.....

[GregDiesel]

oh that is just a little work out room that we (some people I work with) threw together in a room in the warehouse that we dont use... it is ghetto as far as the "weights" are concerned but we do have a couple Very Nice Treadmills and 2 heavy bags, a couple of wavemaster bags, and mats to spar on........;)

Funny thing is I have a Paid membership to Colorado Athletic Club because I do some network support for them and it is only about 2 minutes from my office...........yet I find myself on the Bags about 4 out of the 5 days I work out. Lately I have found that has helped me shed some fat quickly and very effectively.......

I'll start a new post so I dont HIJACK this one with my ass.....I title it to you in the General Section.....

Yes DRTYFN's Fattie's thread has been jacked lol. Is that the smoke break chair to the right of the bench? :)

[ShaggyX]

You quoted and saved your own post? WTF?

[Ipedog]

Just suffered through the "accident scene" video... In it they show the twisted, agonized metal surrounding what used to be the sunroof opening. She went through it all right. :eek: