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[KenP]

F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/cup/07/09/jmontoya_ganassi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/cup/07/10/danica.patrick.nascar/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/bg/07/14/carpentier.busch.ride/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:
and an interest by sponsor Mecachrome, a French engineering company with Formula One ties that wants to get involved in NASCAR, were among the reasons he has seriously begun efforts to align himself with a Busch Series team.

[KenP]

Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!

:D :eek: :D

[KenP]

:o OOOOPS, someone just saw this and is embarrassed.:p

[KenP]

Where else in racin' can you hear things like:

Boogity-boogity-boogity....

Let's git er dun...

and

That's racin'...(Right after you ran the other car straight into the wall)

???

[DennisAJC]

Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!



No pictures please.:D Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.:D

[KenP]

No pictures please.:D Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.:DOh, the pics will happen! Beer vest sounds over-the-top-cool!!!

[devilsfan]

Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world? :D ;)

Stacy

[PARAGON]

F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/cup/07/09/jmontoya_ganassi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/cup/07/10/danica.patrick.nascar/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/bg/07/14/carpentier.busch.ride/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:Won't be long before we have a group try to put together a competitor to NASCAR.

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?;)

[KenP]

Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world? :D ;)

StacyWe will control all.

[KenP]

Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/features/power_rankings/07/12/loudon/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1

[KenP]

BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.:mad:

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.:mad:

[PARAGON]

Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/features/power_rankings/07/12/loudon/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1That's funny

They are interviewing Busch about his sunglasses right now

[31_bandits]

i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.

[Mrs.ssippi]

i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.

I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. :D And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point. :)

[DennisAJC]

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?;)

No but we might get mistaken for suicide bombers.:D

[Mrs.ssippi]

BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.:mad:

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.:mad:

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D

[KenP]

I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. :D And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point. :) I remember.:(

Dennis, don't bring them then. It's going to be hard enough getting you into the track to start with.:eek: ;)

[KenP]

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D Well, I guess we all know where you stand.:eek:

[evldave]

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D

You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

[PARAGON]

You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay..."hisself" is not a word ;) :D

[Mrs.ssippi]

You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

He can't inbreed when he is putting to a guy! You know he is called the "RAINBOW WARRIOR". There are plenty of guys that are married to beautiful women and they are flaming, I'm talking flames shooting out their @SS. You think some gay guy is going to marry an ugly girl? HELL NO! I think it's called being on the "down low". And now little Miss Winston Cup is a very rich woman. He might of paid her more just for her to keep his secret.

JR. did not ask for all of his dads fans to become his. It's called loyalty.

[KenP]

He can't inbreed when he is putting to a guy! You know he is called the "RAINBOW WARRIOR". There are plenty of guys that are married to beautiful women and they are flaming, I'm talking flames shooting out their @SS. You think some gay guy is going to marry an ugly girl? HELL NO! I think it's called being on the "down low". And now little Miss Winston Cup is a very rich woman. He might of paid her more just for her to keep his secret.

JR. did not ask for all of his dads fans to become his. It's called loyalty. Tell it like it is, woman!!!!

[DennisAJC]

Fiesty woman.:D

[devilsfan]

Gotta agree with Mrs here. Even freakin MICHAEL JACKSON married a woman!

There are SOME women out there....give them enough money, they'll marry you. Gordo is proof.

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1912/

http://www.geocities.com/jeffgordonsucks69/jeffy.html

http://www.goteamsgo.com/forum/nascar-forum/4557-official-jeff-gordon-sucks.html

x gazillion

Stacy

[Racer-X]

What's Nascar? :confused: ;)

[PARAGON]

What's Nascar? :confused: ;)
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[Racer-X]

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So who drives the Mach 5? :D

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:M2tY0rIxfhOkmM:speed5.homestead.com/files/speed_and_mach_5_from_cartoon_intro.gif

[KenP]

Do you NASCAR could market this babe?:eek: :eek:

[KenP]

All the one-tooths will be falling all over themselves to get a piece.:eek:

[KenP]

:D