View Full Version : Why do women cut the grass too short when it's really hot outside?
CO Hummer
07-31-2006, 05:24 PM
You'd think they'd know better.
h2co-pilot
07-31-2006, 05:31 PM
Yeah, 'specially when they try to do it for you whike your still sleeping at 10:30am on Mon. and they wake you up.:rolleyes: Bishes.
Connie_Chung
07-31-2006, 05:34 PM
You'd think they'd know better.
We're not that Stupid, CO. Ease up a little.
DRTYFN
07-31-2006, 05:38 PM
You'd think they'd know better.
Yeah, like this one would know enough to come in out of the rain.;):D:D
DRTYFN
07-31-2006, 05:40 PM
Yeah, 'specially when they try to do it for you whike your still sleeping at 10:30am on Mon. and they wake you up.:rolleyes: Bishes.
:D
Steve - SanJose
07-31-2006, 06:22 PM
Wow, is that a fact?:D
S.
PARAGON
07-31-2006, 06:35 PM
Wow, is that a fact?:D
S.What?
DennisAJC
07-31-2006, 07:20 PM
What?
X2:confused:
h2co-pilot
07-31-2006, 07:22 PM
:D
Nar nar friggidy dee dur dur
Mrs.ssippi
07-31-2006, 07:36 PM
You'd think they'd know better. You are so right ! Most of us do know better than to even cut the grass. That is a job for a yard boy. Gosh - everyone knows that! Now I must go and make a sandwich for that someone special. :D ;) :D ;)
CO Hummer
07-31-2006, 08:09 PM
That is a job for a yard boy.
Shaggy!
Now I must go and make a sandwich for that someone special. :D ;) You're sweet. I had to eat at Micey D's.:( :D
h2co-pilot
07-31-2006, 08:34 PM
You're sweet. I had to eat at Micey D's.:( :D
Pricks don't deserve sandwiches.
CO Hummer
07-31-2006, 08:35 PM
You're sweet. I had to eat at Micey D's.:( :D
I hear 45 lbs calling your name..... :D
CO Hummer
07-31-2006, 08:36 PM
Whoa.... I just recognized I'm getting in the middle of a domestic here.
DennisAJC
07-31-2006, 08:39 PM
Pricks don't deserve sandwiches.
This can only lead to rough sex tew night.:D
Mrs.ssippi
07-31-2006, 10:32 PM
This can only lead to rough sex tew night.:D
Man, you are a horn ball. I'm ready for your wife to get home. :D Or else we need to call in perverted justice. ;)
PARAGON
07-31-2006, 10:42 PM
I hear 45 lbs calling your name..... :Dthe South Virginia Beach diet;)
DennisAJC
07-31-2006, 10:56 PM
Man, you are a horn ball. I'm ready for your wife to get home. :D Or else we need to call in perverted justice. ;)
:D
hmrlvr
07-31-2006, 11:32 PM
The real question is, Why are they cutting it in the 1st place? Get off your ass and do it yourself. They should be getting their nails done, not cutting the lawn.:rolleyes:
Man, you are a horn ball. I'm ready for your wife to get home. :D Or else we need to call in perverted justice. ;) Poor Chazz.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8206&stc=1&d=0
The real question is, Why are they cutting it in the 1st place? Get off your ass and do it yourself. They should be getting their nails done, not cutting the lawn.:rolleyes:I agree. I didn't even know she knew how to start the thing.:eek: ;)
hmrlvr
08-01-2006, 12:40 AM
I agree. I didn't even know she knew how to start the thing.:eek: ;)
:D :D :cool:
dеiтайожни
08-01-2006, 12:58 AM
That's why man invented biometric controlled ignitions for lawnmowers. ;)
PARAGON
08-01-2006, 01:01 AM
That's why man invented biometric controlled ignitions for lawnmowers. ;)biometric controlled ignitions = CHOKE
dеiтайожни
08-01-2006, 01:09 AM
biometric controlled ignitions = CHOKE
:D
DennisAJC
08-01-2006, 01:14 AM
I guess CP ran out of things to "Trim".;) :p
h2co-pilot
08-01-2006, 01:49 AM
Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile.;)
DennisAJC
08-01-2006, 02:12 AM
Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile.;)
EEEEEESH!!!! I see rug burns in Ken's immediate future.:D
DRTYFN
08-01-2006, 05:13 AM
Shaggy!
She said "yard boy", not "yard stick boy".:D
DRTYFN
08-01-2006, 05:13 AM
Nar nar friggidy dee dur dur
Dee dee dee!!!!!
CO Hummer
08-01-2006, 05:14 AM
Dee dee dee!!!!!
Scooter!!! Do now! :D
DRTYFN
08-01-2006, 05:53 AM
Scooter!!! Do now! :D
Dee dee dee!!!!!
VROOOMMMMM VROOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!:D
DRTYFN
08-01-2006, 05:54 AM
You'll notice the Skeletor effect of the high speed run across the tarmac.:D
CO Hummer
08-01-2006, 06:00 AM
You'll notice the Skeletor effect of the high speed run across the tarmac.:D
:D :D :D hahaha!
Big Z
08-01-2006, 06:44 AM
Each time I check this thread, I keep expecting the same thing!!---------Bikini Clad Hotties Cutting Grass! :confused: :D ...So we ALL Know!!:D
Agriv8r
08-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Pricks don't deserve sandwiches.
HAHAHAHAHA:D
Agriv8r
08-01-2006, 04:37 PM
Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile.;)
:eek: :eek: :eek:
DRTYFN
08-01-2006, 04:50 PM
Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile.;)
So, you're going hippie/Frenchie for awhile?;):D
usetosellhummer
08-01-2006, 05:35 PM
are we talking cutting grass or trrimming bush?
http://www.adrants.com/images/lawnmower_shave.jpg
DennisAJC
08-01-2006, 07:52 PM
That picture does it for me.:D
I thought it was pretty funnay!!!1
h2co-pilot
08-02-2006, 01:32 AM
So, you're going hippie/Frenchie for awhile?;):D
Yep. It'll be like having ZZ Top in a headlock by the end of the summer.;)
Big Z
08-02-2006, 01:43 AM
Yep. It'll be like having ZZ Top in a headlock by the end of the summer.;)
HandleBars!! :confused: :D
h2co-pilot
08-02-2006, 02:11 AM
More like sprigs of man repellent.;)
Ken....just get yourself a case of this while CP is on strike.:eek: It's carried at most bike shops!:D ;)
Big Z
08-02-2006, 04:01 AM
Much More Appropriate! :D :D......Thought I Seen Some MONKEY Earlier!!:D :eek:
I'm not worried. Once the iching starts, tomorrow, it'll be over.;)
DRTYFN
08-02-2006, 05:21 AM
I'm not worried. Once the iching starts, tomorrow, it'll be over.;)
HAHA!!! Broad is so dopey.;)
By tomorrow you'll be doing this.
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