View Full Version : How many Texans
Tex_h2
08-06-2006, 08:08 PM
I'm new to this hummer world, and was just wondering how many of you are from texas, and where abouts...
Houston Area
DennisAJC
08-06-2006, 08:11 PM
You came to the right place, We have a bunch of cool Texans here.
.....And there's Phil, Seth and Joyce.:D :p ;)
Velcome.
Tex_h2
08-06-2006, 08:17 PM
Thanks, great to hear.....nothing like knowing a few or more to hangout with.
vador99
08-07-2006, 02:53 AM
I'm new to this hummer world, and was just wondering how many of you are from texas, and where abouts...
Houston Area
Too much!;) !
"How many Texans "
:( I thought this was going to be a joke.:(
So here's one:D :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
drmiles
08-07-2006, 02:59 AM
I'm new to this hummer world, and was just wondering how many of you are from texas, and where abouts...
Houston Area
Kingwood Texas here. There is a good group in the Friendswood area. Call Auggie @ Ron Carter Hummer.
1Sonterra
08-07-2006, 03:32 AM
San Antonio checking in....welcome. Lots of us running around in the Hill Country.
drmiles
08-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Kingwood Texas here. There is a good group in the Friendswood area. Call Auggie @ Ron Carter Hummer.
Try this link: http://www.tgchog.org
Sugardaddy
08-07-2006, 01:38 PM
Not from Texas, but that was a damn funny joke KenP. LOL!!:D :D
JamesT
08-07-2006, 02:31 PM
San Antonio
Tex_h2
08-07-2006, 04:25 PM
Texans and there Dairy Queen...you know most have Get-togethers at a Hooters, but not in Texas
devilsfan
08-07-2006, 04:28 PM
Another San Antonian here!
Big state = big truck needed. :)
Stacy
Fever
08-07-2006, 06:34 PM
White Oak in North East Texas. http://www.ethummerclub.com/
HummBob
08-07-2006, 06:34 PM
"How many Texans "
I thought this was going to be a joke.
So here's one:D :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
:D :D :D :D
2-H2's
08-07-2006, 07:34 PM
League City...
hummer74
08-07-2006, 09:10 PM
frisco here, north texas dallas area
ratesguy
08-07-2006, 11:18 PM
Cant believe I am the first Dallas owner to post.
"How many Texans "
:( I thought this was going to be a joke.:(
So here's one:D :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
LMAO!:D :D
Agriv8r
08-08-2006, 01:14 AM
"How many Texans "
:( I thought this was going to be a joke.:(
So here's one:D :
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
when the texan asked the pilot what was the MECHANICAL ISSUE,
are you ready for this.....
hold on here it comes....
the pilot said "we are in Texas boy, its injun trouble."
engine........injun
mechanical trouble.....
Agriv8r
08-08-2006, 01:14 AM
:D :D LMFAO:D :D
Agriv8r
08-08-2006, 01:15 AM
X2:D :D
Craig
08-08-2006, 03:59 AM
Wow, Lots of us from Texas.
You can find me in Houston/San Antonio...depends on the day
Time for a Texas get together :) :)
H2Finally
08-08-2006, 04:23 AM
Kept waitin for someone to post "TOO DAMN MANY!!":mad::mad::D
ratesguy
08-08-2006, 04:41 AM
I am intrigued by this Texas get together idea. Who is going to get this ball rolling? Maybe some place central like Austin? Naw, too wierd. How about near horseshoe bay? Somebody come up with an idea. Just dony schedule dove opening weekend, labor day weekend.
CO Hummer
08-08-2006, 06:32 AM
I am intrigued by this Texas get together idea. Who is going to get this ball rolling? Maybe some place central like Austin? Naw, too wierd. How about near horseshoe bay? Somebody come up with an idea. Just dony schedule dove opening weekend, labor day weekend.
Maybe Moab?
Groundpounder
08-08-2006, 01:45 PM
Might as well join the list - Little Elm, TX :cool:
Tex_h2
08-08-2006, 09:41 PM
Hey all,
I'd be up for a little meet and greet with a beer or two....as I'm in the houston area...where would be a central location for everyone. Let's hear what you have to say?
Where?
When?
Who's bring the BEER!
1Sonterra
08-08-2006, 11:15 PM
How many cases of beer fit into the back of the H2 SUV? Someone HAS to have already done this!:confused:
How many cases of beer fit into the back of the H2 SUV? Someone HAS to have already done this!:confused:4 kegs with the seat down. Put ice on top.:D
Hummer Guy
08-08-2006, 11:52 PM
2nd in Dallas...
Longhorn
08-09-2006, 02:48 AM
I'm a little late to the party but . . . Austin!
ratesguy
08-09-2006, 03:17 AM
If you are planning a texas wheeling event how about posting here first and that will be our excuse to get together. Moab is simply too far with limited time.
SnakeH2
08-09-2006, 02:27 PM
Houston - Cypress area:D
SnakeH2
08-09-2006, 02:39 PM
An Englishman, Frenchman, and Texan were sitting around a camp fire discussing who the biggest bad-ass was.
The Englishman smashed a few beer bottles over this head and proclaimed??I?m the biggest bad-ass!?
The Frenchman walked to his car and brought back some rat poison. He started eating it. He then proclaimed??No, I?m the biggest bad-ass!!!?
Meanwhile, the Texan sat there quietly?stoking the fire with his dick.
Fastest H-Town Realtor
08-09-2006, 06:34 PM
Add me into the mix...Tomball, which is a satellite city of Houston. Due to my Realty/Finance biz, you can find me anywhere around though.
HUM-IT
08-11-2006, 03:19 AM
Austin Tx here... Moving to Dallas next Month
ShortBus
08-11-2006, 03:48 AM
Grand Prairie, TX... Love the Hill Country Stuff ;)
Blackout
08-11-2006, 05:18 AM
All black H3 in Dallas...
redbulljunkie67
08-11-2006, 09:31 PM
North Richland Hills Tx....between Dallas/Ft Worth
Lean Machine
08-11-2006, 09:47 PM
Dallas, TX
So why don't any of you Texans ever come out and wheel with us?
I would but don't know if I can afford the body damage seen in some of the photos. Even Cline Ranch looks like it would end up costing a fortune from the damages:eek:
2-H2's
08-11-2006, 10:54 PM
I would but don't know if I can afford the body damage seen in some of the photos. Even Cline Ranch looks like it would end up costing a fortune from the damages:eek:
Pleeezzz...K-Rocks was a cake walk, huh, Phil :D:cool:
Tex_h2
08-11-2006, 11:02 PM
So why don't any of you Texans ever come out and wheel with us?
I don't want to break, scratch or dent anything on my hummer. But, I'd love to take a ride in your hummer. Seriously!
Tex_h2
08-11-2006, 11:05 PM
I'm thinking about putting together something area, perhaps Galveston beach.....I know the east beach you can bbq, and drink. Or Clear Lake area, could have a family day, bring the boat/jetski. Or we could arrange something a bit more local for everyone.
Please let me know what you all there....
2-H2's
08-11-2006, 11:07 PM
I don't want to break, scratch or dent anything on my hummer. But, I'd love to take a ride in your hummer. Seriously!
:confused::eek: skeerred or what? :rolleyes:
2-H2's
08-11-2006, 11:08 PM
I'm thinking about putting together something area, perhaps Galveston beach.....I know the east beach you can bbq, and drink. Or Clear Lake area, could have a family day, bring the boat/jetski. Or we could arrange something a bit more local for everyone.
Please let me know what you all there....
Let me know something...I'm in Clear Lake area :D
ShortBus
08-11-2006, 11:59 PM
So why don't any of you Texans ever come out and wheel with us?Phil,
You are always welcome to join us too!:D We would love to have you. We are headed to YO Ranch sometime this year (to break some stuff).
Tex_h2
08-12-2006, 05:31 AM
:confused::eek: skeerred or what? :rolleyes:
What?:confused:
devilsfan
08-12-2006, 02:04 PM
Half the damage is the driver, not the trail. ;)
Stacy
H2Blondie
08-12-2006, 02:33 PM
I'm way out in west Texas but always up for a road trip!:)
Agriv8r
08-12-2006, 02:57 PM
dont forget the pics:D
2-H2's
08-12-2006, 05:42 PM
What?:confused:
Like I said "R U Skeered" Let's see some pics of the ole H2 tex_2...other than the apartment garage setup :eek::rolleyes:
2-H2's
08-12-2006, 05:50 PM
I went with some of the Gulf Coast guys a few weeks ago. That place is great! Bring your winch. Stick to the 3 diamond trails.:D The north Texas group is going again October 13th for some OLN show.
I'm going with the Gulf Coast group as well. What are you wheeling shortbus, 1 or a 2? 3 diamonds or less huh :( even for a lifted truck ;)
Tex_h2
08-12-2006, 07:56 PM
How's this pic for ya....:D :D ( 2-H2's)
2-H2's
08-12-2006, 10:23 PM
Just what I thought...lame :D:rolleyes: YOU couldn't be from TX if you wanted to :eek:;)
Tex_h2
08-13-2006, 06:10 AM
Just what I thought...lame :D:rolleyes: YOU couldn't be from TX if you wanted to :eek:;)
How about this...ok, its not a hummer pic, but it sure is a Texas Sunset
wingnut2u
08-14-2006, 03:45 AM
Another Dallas post here!
I'm way out in west Texas but always up for a MALL trip!:)
FIXED ;)
...if you were up for off-roading why did we take MY truck to K-Rocks??? :rolleyes:
Agriv8r
08-14-2006, 06:15 PM
How about this...ok, its not a hummer pic, but it sure is a Texas Sunset
great pic:)
Tex_h2
08-15-2006, 03:11 AM
great pic:)
Thanks!
funkzilla
08-17-2006, 08:28 PM
McKinney Tx
CONRAD II
08-17-2006, 08:54 PM
Split my time in half between Houston & New Orleans (Not a friggan evacuee) :cool:
Agriv8r
08-17-2006, 09:22 PM
not from texas, but i did like the pic a few posts back:D
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