BRING BACK THE GREEN LANTERN

[Bully13]

As some of you may know tgl (The Green Lantern) was banned. This is a petition thread to bring back The Green Lantern! To sign this, all you have to do is simply reply.

BRING BACK THE GREEN LANTERN!!!!!!!!!!

[HummerHippy]

What did he do? :confused:
I don't rememeber reading anything controversial. Perhaps he hasn't paid his ransom. ;)

[Hmmm2]

X2

[Field Scout]

I second that tgl's gotta come back!

[Bully13]

http://www.100megsfree4.com/dictionary/b/bump.jpg

[Sewie]

Pay up TGL. :D :D

[KenP]

Pay up TGL. :D :DX2!!!;)

[Scouts Out]

OK, maybe I have not been on here as much as I had as I rest my 3 and drive my LBC but Green Lantern always seemed to be a good guy, bring him back. Unless he was smuggling Immigrants or selling crack or something like that, then wait a week and bring him back

[Steve - SanJose]

What was his crime?

S.

[DennisAJC]

What was his crime?

S.


He was rude to some of the AEs.:D

[HummerHippy]

He was rude to some of the AEs.:D

Perhaps it was just the vodka talking. :)

[Ipedog]

He was rude to some of the AEs.:D

Bring Back TGL!

Aren't the AE's constantly rude to us? Seeing as an AE isn't a real person there is no reason for TGL to be banned. :rolleyes:

[lotus4s]

Bring back the Lantern.............. :mad:

I'll donate .25 to help pay the fine. Who do I paypal? :D

[Sewie]

Relax people, the timeout will give TGL some free time to black out some more stuff on his truck. Or maybe install a couple more antennas. ;)



Sorry TGL, couldn't pass it up :D

[DRTYFN]

Bring Back TGL!

Aren't the AE's constantly rude to us? Seeing as an AE isn't a real person there is no reason for TGL to be banned. :rolleyes:


:rolleyes:

[Hmmm2]

:confused: AE's? :confused:

[DRTYFN]

:confused: AE's? :confused:
Algerian Escorts

[HummBebe]

Adamant Entwistles:D

[Hmmm2]

Oh, I thought it was ALGAE EATERS. Whada I know.:o :p

[usetosellhummer]

was he mean to bo bo

[CO Hummer]

But......you guys have to admit. It's a lot more peaceful around here now that we don't have to put up with his constant requests for the banning of others.

[hmrlvr]

Poor guy, cut him some slack. I think he lost some brain cells sniffing the Line-X fumes.

[DDWH]

I am sure he's spending his idle time doing many "CHOPS":D :D ;)

[CO Hummer]

Umm. I don't think he's coming back anytime soon with this kind of attitude.

From PM:
Un-ban me now or you will be sorry. You can ask any of my superhero friends - I will not tolerate this for long.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Greenlanternrebirth6.jpg

[HummBebe]

http://www.megomuseum.com/dc/riddler.JPG

[Sewie]

http://www.megomuseum.com/dc/riddler.JPG

Ummm, that's the Riddler. Girls. :rolleyes:

[CO Hummer]

Ummm, that's the Riddler. Girls. :rolleyes:
.

[KenP]

Umm. I don't think he's coming back anytime soon with this kind of attitude.

From PM:I got the same PM, CO. The nerve of some people.

[Geraldo]

Bring Back TGL!

Aren't the AE's constantly rude to us? Seeing as an AE isn't a real person there is no reason for TGL to be banned. :rolleyes:What is an AE and how can I get one.

I'd like to do a story on this "TGL" person. Have her PM me with specifics and I'll run it by my coworkers.

[hmrlvr]

I'd like to do a story on this "TGL" person. Have her PM me with specifics and I'll run it by my coworkers.

:D :D :D

[Bo Bo]

Ummm, that's the Riddler. Girls. :rolleyes:

Beter the ridler then the gren lantrn. gren lantrn is gay.

[DRTYFN]

no wander its been not as fun on here . come back green you had one of the best looking h 3 any where and for sure on here. please come back let him come back !
He's only been on "vacation" for a few hours.:rolleyes:

[Geraldo]

no wander its been not as fun on here . come back green you had one of the best looking h 3 any where and for sure on here. please come back let him come back !Using my vast array of journalistic minions to help out, I uncovered The Green Lantern is Dan Rather's AE. Here's the link.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=284154#post284154
She posted as tGL, I quoted her, she editied, I posted, she posted the edited version.

As usual, I came through in the neediest time and prevailed. tGL is not banned, but playing a game with you all in cahoots with others here just to gain much needed attention. It's rumored she may have Munchausen's. I'll get back to you on that if it's true or not.

Now that she's been caught, I bet she doesn't post tonight, maybe even tomorrow to let this whole sordid affair disappear.

[Walter_Cronkite]

The plan is working well. All we need is some of the AEs to raar the overly ghey fragile H3ers. They are so sensitive it's embarassing. Fruitcakes the lot of them. Some of them are whining to take me back and they don't even know I'm a Nigerian who drives a Toyota doubling as an on-line prostitute trying to squeeze money off a loser stick figure like Shaggy.:D

My sources have intercepted this PM. There is a reason he was banned.

But you H3ers being the most fragile of minds, the veterans decided to keep this information from you. Because you H3ers are very dainty and sensitive.

And fruitcakes of the ghey variety. I think you're all punks. Now STFU and quit your pansy assed whinning.

[Jim_Cantore]

You need to contact the site admin.

And really, you guys shouldn't be picking on girls, didn't your mothers teach you that!:mad:

Any of you H3 honeys wanna "get your girl on" or need some consoling- send me a pm.:cool:

[Walter_Cronkite]

Can someone please tell me and others that dont know what are reasons to get banned? what are some of the donts and cants ? serious replys only please? can we advertise on here if your a dealer for a product or what can and cant we do ?

Just asking that question puts you on thin ice punk.

[HummBebe]

**crickets**

[Connie_Chung]

Can someone please tell me and others that dont know what are reasons to get banned? what are some of the donts and cants ? serious replys only please? can we advertise on here if your a dealer for a product or what can and cant we do ?

I remember back when MAC use to ask questions like these. That's why he got banned.

[Bully13]

**crickets**
:D

[NEOCON1]

yep never ask , its top secret and it stays a surprise that way :p Im still waiting to get my bumper pee'd on ;) :D :D

[KenP]

Can someone please tell me and others that dont know what are reasons to get banned? what are some of the donts and cants ? serious replys only please? can we advertise on here if your a dealer for a product or what can and cant we do ?I broke this down for you and left out some things that don't pertain to TGL's banning.
Rules of Protocol for Moderators:

Section 3: Banning of individuals, individual IP's, Handles

3c: Requesting one member to be banned for nefarious reasons will be require banning of the member responsible for the request.

3c.1: First banning is for a time no less than three (3) days.

3c.2: Second offense will result in 1 week removal.

3c.3: Third offense will result in permanent IP and Forum Handle ban.

[DRTYFN]

I say we institute Ban That Ass Friday(BTAF).
On Mondays there will be a poll with 5 randomly selected members and the person with the most votes will be banned on the subsequent Friday for the duration of the weekend. Another method for selection could be a thread started where members can nominate someone for banning. If the banned member is caught sneaking back in with an AE or even lurking then the banning will be extended for 2 weeks and be bumped up to an IP ban for the duration of the penalty.

:D :D

[KenP]

Me likey. It's be harmless fun for all.

[Sewie]

I say we institute Ban That Ass Friday(BTAF).
On Mondays there will be a poll with 5 randomly selected members and the person with the most votes will be banned on the subsequent Friday for the duration of the weekend. Another method for selection could be a thread started where members can nominate someone for banning. If the banned member is caught sneaking back in with an AE or even lurking then the banning will be extended for 2 weeks and be bumped up to an IP ban for the duration of the penalty.

:D :D

Are moderators exempt from the voting? ;)

[HummBebe]

I say we institute Ban That Ass Friday(BTAF).
On Mondays there will be a poll with 5 randomly selected members and the person with the most votes will be banned on the subsequent Friday for the duration of the weekend. Another method for selection could be a thread started where members can nominate someone for banning. If the banned member is caught sneaking back in with an AE or even lurking then the banning will be extended for 2 weeks and be bumped up to an IP ban for the duration of the penalty.

:D :D

How can we be sure that it will be random???

I get banned whenever somebody needs my attention:p:p:p

[westhillsat]

This may send TGL over the edge, he may paint his truck blue ;)

[hmrlvr]

I say we institute Ban That Ass Friday(BTAF).
On Mondays there will be a poll with 5 randomly selected members and the person with the most votes will be banned on the subsequent Friday for the duration of the weekend. Another method for selection could be a thread started where members can nominate someone for banning. If the banned member is caught sneaking back in with an AE or even lurking then the banning will be extended for 2 weeks and be bumped up to an IP ban for the duration of the penalty.

:D :D

Sounds like alot of work;)

[DRTYFN]

How can we be sure that it will be random???

I get banned whenever somebody needs my attention:p:p:p

I have ADHD.;):D

[HummBebe]

Ah, that's what you call it:D:rolleyes::p

[DRTYFN]

Ah, that's what you call it:D:rolleyes::p
Don't make me beat you.;);)

[Bully13]

why is everyone winking? ;) Got something in your eye?;) :D

[Steve - SanJose]

And who was that masked man?

S.

[Bully13]

I broke this down for you and left out some things that don't pertain to TGL's banning.
Rules of Protocol for Moderators:

Section 3: Banning of individuals, individual IP's, Handles

3c: Requesting one member to be banned for nefarious reasons will be require banning of the member responsible for the request.

3c.1: First banning is for a time no less than three (3) days.

3c.2: Second offense will result in 1 week removal.

3c.3: Third offense will result in permanent IP and Forum Handle ban.


nefarious was Word of the Day on October 22, 1999 (http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/1999/10/22.html).

[DRTYFN]

nefarious was Word of the Day on October 22, 1999 (http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/1999/10/22.html).

Hmmm... how appropriate:
The liar, however, can become a truly subversive and scandalous figure, whose nefarious influence may extend far more widely than her own individual actions.
-- John Forrester, Truth Games

[Sewie]

why is everyone winking? ;) Got something in your eye?;) :D

Maybe its a tic.

[Agriv8r]

if you write in yellow can TGL see it???:confused:

[DDWH]

if you write in yellow can TGL see it???:confused:



MEBE?

;)

[KenP]

if you write in yellow can TGL see it???:confused: YES!!!

[KenP]

I say we institute Ban That Ass Friday(BTAF).
On Mondays there will be a poll with 5 randomly selected members and the person with the most votes will be banned on the subsequent Friday for the duration of the weekend. Another method for selection could be a thread started where members can nominate someone for banning. If the banned member is caught sneaking back in with an AE or even lurking then the banning will be extended for 2 weeks and be bumped up to an IP ban for the duration of the penalty.

:D :DI recently was informed by a formerly banned member that she'd (;)) be IN for the weekly vote.:D

[Steve - SanJose]

I say consider cleaning up the AE's clogging up anything remotely useful.

S.

[The Green Lantern]

This is a petition thread to bring back The Green Lantern! To sign this, all you have to do is simply reply.

BRING BACK THE GREEN LANTERN!!!!!!!!!!


:iagree:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

How the heck did I miss this entire issue !!!

SHAME ON ME...

BUT

After reading all 4 stupid pages I have a suggestion

WE (all of us)

should BAN for all times

Anyone

with over 20000 posts

You know kinda like in Soylent Green (the sf movie) where everyone who reaches a certain age gets to commit a painless sucide with pretty scenes and soft music...

GOOD IDEA ???

RYD

[westhillsat]

:iagree:

Whew, you're back :jump:

[DDWH]

welcome back!:giggling:

[The Green Lantern]

How the heck did I miss this entire issue !!!



X2, I can't believe I missed this one!

[The Riddler]

WELCOME BACK TGL!!! :D

[Steve - SanJose]

Hello TGL.

S.

[jp's-h3]

X2, ON KENP'S AVITAR!!!!!:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[The Green Lantern]

:jump:

[KenP]

WE (all of us)

should BAN for all times

Anyone

with over 20000 posts

Careful pony-boy.;)


Did someone mention my avatar?:beerchug:

[The Green Lantern]

Did someone mention my avatar?:beerchug:


Wow, NICE!!!......is that you? :giggling: :giggling: :jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
WE (all of us)

should BAN for all times

Anyone

with over 20000 posts


Careful pony-boy.;)

I don't know... One has over 20000 post and the other geezer has over 80000

RYD

[KenP]

I don't know... One has over 20000 post and the other geezer has over 80000

RYDHe really is a geezer.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

He really is a geezer.

CHIT !!!

Over 29000 now...

LOL :beerchug: :beerchug:

RYD

[The Green Lantern]

CHIT !!!

Over 29000 now...

LOL :beerchug: :beerchug:

RYD

That was done during the transitions. When the 80k poster got his wished from Jason, the others went out :crying: to him. I know because he said so......:dancingbanana: :D :D :giggling:

[KenP]

That was done during the transitions. When the 80k poster got his wished from Jason, the others went out :crying: to him. I know because he said so......:dancingbanana: :D :D :giggling:Not true. And weren't you banned recently?:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

Not true. And weren't you banned multiple times recently?:giggling:

X2:clapping:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

29000 / 81000

DAMN, U 2 doen't have enought time left to play pocket pool !!!

Do either of you guys work regular real jobs ?

RYD

[KenP]

29000 / 81000

DAMN, U 2 doen't have enought time left to play pocket pool !!!

Do either of you guys work regular real jobs ?

RYDNo.:jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

OK...

None of you seem like really bad people !!!

BUT

I do notice you can be cutting at times AND a bit abusive to your fellow 2ers & 3ers..

ALSO

is there a list of ALL the CODES & HIDDEN MEANINGS in many of the BS writing that goes on here???

I'm still young enought to figure out the easy ones like:

LOL
ROFLOL
T & A
LMAO
etc etc etc

BUT

references to Mrs somebody, 123 & other non english non translatable gooblygock leaves me lost

SO

29000

&

81000

& the rest of you WHO might have a little sympathy for little old
RubHER Yellow Ducky how bout a list and some help

[dеiтайожни]

RYD = short for Rubher Yellow Ducky

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

RYD = short for Rubher Yellow Ducky

tanks

[dеiтайожни]

tanks

NP = no problem

[KenP]

OK...

None of you seem like really bad people !!!

BUT

I do notice you can be cutting at times AND a bit abusive to your fellow 2ers & 3ers..I'm mean to everyone so GFY!!!

.02 Your (or my) two cents worth. <chuckle> the speaker chuckles <frown> the speaker is frowning <g> Grin <grin> the speaker is grinning <smile> the one writing the message is smiling <smirk> the one writing the message is smirking <wink> the one writing the message is winking JK Just Kidding ? I have a question ! I have a comment A-OLs Administrators On-Line AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact ADN Any Day Now AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFJ April Fools Joke AFK Away From the Keyboard AISI As I See It ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different AS Another Subject ASAP As Soon As Possible ASL Age, sex, location ATSL Along The Same Line AWC After While, Crocodile AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? AWHFY A Word To The Wise AWTTW Are We Having Fun Yet? AYOR At Your Own Risk B4N Bye For Now BAK Back At Keyboard BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBL Be Back Later BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BCNU Be seein? you BEG Big Evil Grin BF Boy Friend BFN Bye For Now BIF Before I Forget BION Believe it or not BOT Back On Topic BRB Be Right Back BRS Big Red Switch. BTA But Then Again BTAIM Be That As It May BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead BTW By The Way BWL Bursting With Laughter BWQ Buzz Word Quotient BYE Response to BYE? BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye?" BYKT But You Knew That BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle BYOM Bring Your Own Mac C&G Chuckle and Grin CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try CID Crying In Disgrace CMIIW Correct Me If I?m Wrong CO Conference or Company CPP C Plus Plus or C++ CRS Can't Remember Sh** CSG Chuckle, Snicker, Grin CU See You CU2 See You, Too CUL See you later CUL8R See You Later CULA See You Later, Alligator CWYL Chat With You Later CYA See Ya or Cover Your Ass. CYAL8R See You All Later. DIIK Damned If I Know. DIKU? Do I Know You? DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darnn?. DIY Do It Yourself DK Don?t Know DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite. dotgov A government official (from the .gov of government domain names) DTRT Do The Right Thing DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say EG or <eg> Evil Grin ESAD Eat Sh** And Die ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym. F2F Face To Face FCFS First Come, First Served FISH First In, Still Here FITB Fill In The Blank FOAD F*** off and die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FS For Sale FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet F2F Face to Face FTF Face To Face FTL Faster Than Light FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief. FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst FWIW For What It?s Worth

[KenP]

FYA For Your Amusement FYI For Your Information G Grin, or Giggle G2G Got to Go GA Go Ahead GAL Get A Life GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very Fast GDW Grin, Duck and Weave GF Girl Friend. GFN Gone For Now. GFR Grim File Reaper GIWIST Gee, I Wish I?d Said That GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GOWI Get On With It GR&D Grinning, Running and Ducking GTG Got To Go GTSY Great To See You H&K Hugs and Kisses HAK Hugs And Kisses HHIS Hanging Head In Shame. HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours. HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word HSIK How Should I Know. HTH Hope That Helps! IAC In Any Case IAE In Any Event IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion IAW In Accordance With IBTD I Beg To Differ IC I See IDK I Don't Know IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. IIRC If I Remember Correctly IIWM If It Were Me IJWTK I Just Want To Know IJWTS I Just Want To Say IKWUM I Know What You Mean IMA I Might Add IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View INPO In No Particular Order IOW In Other Words IRL In Real Life ISS I?m So Sure ISSYGTI I?m So Sure You Get The Idea! ISWYM I See What You Mean ITFA In The Final Analysis ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It. IWALU I Will Always Love You IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group IYSWIM If You See What I Mean JAM Just A Minute JAS Just A Second JFI Just For Information JIC Just In Case JMO Just My Opinion JTLYK Just To Let You Know k Okay KHYF Know How You Feel KIBO Knowledge In, Bull**** Out KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KMA Kiss My Ass KWIM Know What I Mean? KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed

[KenP]

L Laugh L8R Later LABATYD or LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die LJBF Let?s Just Be Friends LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMHO Laughing My Head Off LOL Laughing Out Loud LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts. LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time, No Type LTS Laughing to Self LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart. LY Love You MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over MLA Multiple Letter Acronym MOF Matter Of Fact MOSS Member Of Same Sex MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message of the day MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MYOB Mind Your Own Business NAVY Never Again Voluneer Yourself. NBD No Big Deal NFW No Friggin' Way! NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her NIH Not Invented Here NIMBY Not In My Back Yard. NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem NQA No Questions Asked NTIM Not That It Matters NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTW Not To Worry NTYMI Now That You Mention It O Over (indicates the end of a communication) OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OB Obligatory OBO Or Best Offer OBTW Oh, By The Way OIC Oh, I See OMG Oh My God ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OO Over and Out (end of communication) OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment OTF On the Floor (laughing) OTFL On the Floor Laughing OTL Out To Lunch OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTT Over The Top OTTH On The Third Hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OWTTE Or Words To That Effect PABG Packing a Big Gun PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PD Public Domain PDS Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude) PITA Pain In The Ass PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PMBI Pardon My Butting In PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic. PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In

[KenP]

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters ppl People PTMM Please Tell Me More R U THERE? Are you there? RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment re Hello again or In Regard To rehi Hi again RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges RL Real Life RLCO Real Life Conference ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTF Rolling On The Floor ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Die ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry RRQ Return Receipt Request RSN Real Soon Now RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply RTBM Read The Bloody Manual RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ RTFM Read The F------ Manual RTM Read The Manual RTSM Read The Silly Manual RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual RYS Read Your Screen S Smile SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SEC Wait a second SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SLM See Last Mail SMOP Small Matter of Programming SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up SO Significant Other SOL SH** Out Of Luck SOS Same Old Stuff or Help! SOW Speaking Of Which SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust. SWIM See What I Mean? SWL Screaming With Laughter SYS See You Soon. TAF That's All, Folks! TAFN That?s All For Now TANJ There Ain?t No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain?t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up TBYB Try Before You Buy TDM Too Darn Many TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del). TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time TFTT Thanks For The Thought TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally THX Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIC Tongue In Cheek TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TNTL Trying Not To Laugh TNX Thanks TNXE6 Thanks A Million

[KenP]

TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law. TOBG This Oughta Be Good. TOY Thinking Of You. TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks. TSR Totally Stupid Rules. TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face TTUL Talk To You Later TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now. TTYL Talk To You Later TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow. TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting) TYVM Thank You Very Much UOK Are You OK? WAEF When All Else Fails WB Welcome Back WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?. WDYT What Do You Think? WE Whatever WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIBNI Wouldn?t It Be Nice If WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To WT Without Thinking WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F***? WTG Way To Go! WTGP Want To Go Private? WTH What the hell? WTTM Without Thinking Too Much. WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For XOXOXO Kisses and hugs YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGTI You Get The Idea? YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YIU Yes, I Understand YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different) Mrs. = Mrs. sippi Only 10k characters allowed per post. There will be a test later. Now FOAD!!!:fdance:

[dеiтайожни]

Is it too much to ask that you format all that text into something a little more easy to read? Thanks

ex:
FYI - For Your Information
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
etc...

[KenP]

Is it too much to ask that you format all that text into something a little more easy to read? ThanksYes it is. Now GFAC!!! gofukacow:fdance:

[dеiтайожни]

IDTTACIF. idontthinktherearecowsinflorida :confused:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Yes it is. Now GFAC!!! gofukacow:fdance:

KEN

GFAC is not in any of your lists

RYD

[KenP]

HAHA!!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

KEN

GFAC is not in any of your lists

RYD

Does it mean GO F*** A COW?

[The Green Lantern]

TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law. TOBG This Oughta Be Good. TOY Thinking Of You. TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks. TSR Totally Stupid Rules. TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face TTUL Talk To You Later TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now. TTYL Talk To You Later TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow. TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting) TYVM Thank You Very Much UOK Are You OK? WAEF When All Else Fails WB Welcome Back WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?. WDYT What Do You Think? WE Whatever WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIBNI Wouldn?t It Be Nice If WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To WT Without Thinking WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F***? WTG Way To Go! WTGP Want To Go Private? WTH What the hell? WTTM Without Thinking Too Much. WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For XOXOXO Kisses and hugs YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGTI You Get The Idea? YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YIU Yes, I Understand YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different) Mrs. = Mrs. sippi Only 10k characters allowed per post. There will be a test later. Now FOAD!!!:fdance:


No wonder he got 29,000 + posts so quick.....padder!:dancingbanana: :giggling:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

No wonder he got 29,000 + posts so quick.....padder!:dancingbanana: :giggling:

It took you this long to figure it out...

your as bad as me


RYD

[The Green Lantern]

:iagree: :clapping:

[westhillsat]

Yes it is. Now GFAC!!! gofukacow:fdance:


Until I saw the encryption I was going with girl friend air conditioning :jump:


In Montana it would probably be GFAS


S = SHEEP :jump: :jump:

[Idaho-Hummer]

nothing but padding except the first post.:perfect10s:

[The Green Lantern]

THE view generally entertained by naturalists is that species, when intercrossed, have been specially endowed with the quality of sterility, in order to prevent the confusion of all organic forms. This view certainly seems at first probable, for species within the same country could hardly have kept distinct had they been capable of crossing freely. The importance of the fact that hybrids are very generally sterile, has, I think, been much underrated by some late writers. On the theory of natural selection the case is especially important, inasmuch as the sterility of hybrids could not possibly be of any advantage to them, and therefore could not have been acquired by the continued preservation of successive profitable degrees of sterility. I hope, however, to be able to show that sterility is not a specially acquired or endowed quality, but is incidental on other acquired differences.

In treating this subject, two classes of facts, to a large extent fundamentally different, have generally been confounded together; namely, the sterility of two species when first crossed, and the sterility of the hybrids produced from them.

Pure species have of course their organs of reproduction in a perfect condition, yet when intercrossed they produce either few or no offspring. Hybrids, on the other hand, have their reproductive organs functionally impotent, as may be clearly seen in the state of the male element in both plants and animals; though the organs themselves are perfect in structure, as far as the microscope reveals. In the first case the two sexual elements which go to form the embryo are perfect; in the second case they are either not at all developed, or are imperfectly developed. This distinction is important, when the cause of the sterility, which is common to the two cases, has to be considered. The distinction has probably been slurred over, owing to the sterility in both cases being looked on as a special endowment, beyond the province of our reasoning powers.

[The Green Lantern]

I like biology, but as a mathematician I am drawn to the elegance of the very simplest forms of life: the subcellular life forms. They are so simple, in fact, that even calling them "alive" can be controversial. They lack many of the usual features of life. They don't have cell walls, most of them don't metabolize, and they are all parasitic, depending on other organisms for their ability to reproduce! Some of them even have no genetic code! Many of them cause diseases, but others are crucial to the well-being of their host, and many are so well integrated with their host that it becomes difficult to decide whether they are part of the host or a separate entity.

Indeed, besides my love of elegance and my morbid fascination with parasites, the main reason subcellular life forms appeal to me is that they challenge our naive notion of organisms as entities with clear, well-defined boundaries. It's clear by now that life doesn't respect this simple picture. Whenever a pattern of any sort, however abstract, is able to replicate itself, it does! Typically these patterns overlap and interact in subtle ways, so one can't easily say where one ends and the other begins.

[KenP]

No wonder he got 29,000 + posts so quick.....padder!:dancingbanana: :giggling:No kidding. Only 10k characters per posts brings teh suk.:shhh:

[KenP]

Don't be Interlurking.:shhh:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

NEVER TRIED A SHEEP BEFORE ...

BUT

COWS are kinda loose !

RYD

[PARAGON]

THE view generally entertained by naturalists is that species, when intercrossed, have been specially endowed with the quality of sterility, in order to prevent the confusion of all organic forms. This view certainly seems at first probable, for species within the same country could hardly have kept distinct had they been capable of crossing freely. The importance of the fact that hybrids are very generally sterile, has, I think, been much underrated by some late writers. On the theory of natural selection the case is especially important, inasmuch as the sterility of hybrids could not possibly be of any advantage to them, and therefore could not have been acquired by the continued preservation of successive profitable degrees of sterility. I hope, however, to be able to show that sterility is not a specially acquired or endowed quality, but is incidental on other acquired differences.

In treating this subject, two classes of facts, to a large extent fundamentally different, have generally been confounded together; namely, the sterility of two species when first crossed, and the sterility of the hybrids produced from them.

Pure species have of course their organs of reproduction in a perfect condition, yet when intercrossed they produce either few or no offspring. Hybrids, on the other hand, have their reproductive organs functionally impotent, as may be clearly seen in the state of the male element in both plants and animals; though the organs themselves are perfect in structure, as far as the microscope reveals. In the first case the two sexual elements which go to form the embryo are perfect; in the second case they are either not at all developed, or are imperfectly developed. This distinction is important, when the cause of the sterility, which is common to the two cases, has to be considered. The distinction has probably been slurred over, owing to the sterility in both cases being looked on as a special endowment, beyond the province of our reasoning powers.:lame:

[PARAGON]

I like biology, but as a mathematician I am drawn to the elegance of the very simplest forms of life: the subcellular life forms. They are so simple, in fact, that even calling them "alive" can be controversial. They lack many of the usual features of life. They don't have cell walls, most of them don't metabolize, and they are all parasitic, depending on other organisms for their ability to reproduce! Some of them even have no genetic code! Many of them cause diseases, but others are crucial to the well-being of their host, and many are so well integrated with their host that it becomes difficult to decide whether they are part of the host or a separate entity.

Indeed, besides my love of elegance and my morbid fascination with parasites, the main reason subcellular life forms appeal to me is that they challenge our naive notion of organisms as entities with clear, well-defined boundaries. It's clear by now that life doesn't respect this simple picture. Whenever a pattern of any sort, however abstract, is able to replicate itself, it does! Typically these patterns overlap and interact in subtle ways, so one can't easily say where one ends and the other begins.

you love parasites?

f'ing liberal

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

nothing but paddingexcept the first post.:perfect10s:

I AGREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PADPADPADPADPADPADPAD

SHOOT EM AT DAWN !!! :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

RYD

[Hmmm2]

This thread is really a mixed bag.:confused:

[usetosellhummer]

wtf

[Steve - SanJose]

wtf ot

[The Green Lantern]

you love parasites?

f'ing liberal

Thanks, ......speaking in prose ..... :shhh:



:dancingbanana:

[PARAGON]

Thanks, ......speaking in prose ..... :shhh:



:dancingbanana:

Everything you type is as boring as prose, what's new and what's the big deal with that?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

How come nobody wanted to bring me back !!!

RYD

[The Green Lantern]

How come nobody wanted to bring me back !!!

RYD


Welcome back RYD! :clapping: :jump:

[wannabeH3]

:D
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=32196&d=1161731092

[The Green Lantern]

:D
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=32196&d=1161731092


Is that you??....welcome! :giggling:

[The Green Lantern]

:dancingbanana:

[NEOCON1]

:dancingbanana:


:beerchug:

[TreborH3]

Bring him back

[PARAGON]

Bring him backNo

[The Green Lantern]

Bring him back


X2!

[PARAGON]

X2!-7

[The Green Lantern]

-7

times -7 :clapping:

(-7)(-7) = 49

[The Green Lantern]

The derivative of a product of two functions is the first function times the derivative of the second plus the second function times the derivative of the first.

- Product Rule

:D

[The Green Lantern]

The derivative of a product of two functions is the first function times the derivative of the second plus the second function times the derivative of the first.

- Product Rule

:D


d/dx[f(x)g(x)] = f(x)d/dx[g(x)]+g(x)d/dx[f(x)] :p



pad:jump:

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Ok, on second thought, bring back TGL only if he will refrain from posting horrendous math equations. :D

[PARAGON]

d/dx[f(x)g(x)] = f(x)d/dx[g(x)]+g(x)d/dx[f(x)] :p



pad:jump:To me, calculus is something stuck to your tooth.

[The Green Lantern]

To me, calculus is something stuck to your tooth.

Yup, breakfast was great! :popcorn:

[wpage]

Do not ban TGL again!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THIS BANNING BULL CHIT !

#1 IS THERE A THREAD JUST ABOUT BANNING THATS
FULL OF BS, THAT DESCRIBES THE RULES

#2 WHO'S IN CHARGE OF BANNING?

ryd

[fourfourto]

I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THIS BANNING BULL CHIT !

#1 IS THERE A THREAD JUST ABOUT BANNING THATS
FULL OF BS, THAT DESCRIBES THE RULES

#2 WHO'S IN CHARGE OF BANNING?

ryd



X2 And whatever happened to Hihummer ?

[The Green Lantern]

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[The Green Lantern]

:twak:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

R U back again ???

[KenP]

:jump:

[f5fstop]

Where did HIHumer go? Did she go to the darkside?