Men, I hope you're not here

[KenP]

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/
:eek: :eek:

[Adam in CO]

I read an article recently about a Pittsburgh attorney who is suing one of these "man-hater" websites for 50k in a defamation suit. Funny stuff.

[HummBob]

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/
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That's MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[DennisAJC]

I just submitted DRTY's profile to be added to teh list.:D

[f5fstop]

Do they have a Don't date her website?

[KenP]

I read an article recently about a Pittsburgh attorney who is suing one of these "man-hater" websites for 50k in a defamation suit. Funny stuff.I read it this morning.
What did the anonymous posters write about Hollis? The first, alleged by Hollis to be Carolyn Merritt Latimore (no relation) wrote that he had multiple children and herpes. Hollis asked Joseph to remove the post, and 36 hours later she did. But then another anonymous poster, alleged by Hollis to be Alesia Roskov, posted a second profile which alleged Hollis was either gay or bi-sexual.
Then there were third and fourth profiles with equally disparaging allegations, to which comments were posted.
Hollis claims Joseph is liable for failing to conduct any independent verification of the allegations, all of which he states unequivocally are false. He claims Joseph is liable for "defamation per se" and is seeking damages, also in an amount of at least $50,000.

[DRTYFN]

I just submitted DRTY's profile to be added to teh list.:D Great. I'd put you on there, but there's no livestock dating forum.:D

[DennisAJC]

:eek: :D

[Star Jones]

My dawgz gay. Im gona hav 2 leev dat cumgurgler i marryed and rite it on dat site mang
Dats wack an he dont evn hav da gangta lean.
Hez lik dandruff at da partez cuz he alwas flakes out an hangs wit da cabana bois.
We had sexx 1 time and he gots a guitarface. shizzle i ant dat bad dawg

[Steve - SanJose]

STDs should be the main concern if anything...

[Star Jones]

STDs should be the main concern if anything...
Ma dawg sez u jus gived im head

[KenP]

:eek: :D
That pic is saved for all eternity.:eek:

[HeimenHummer]

I wouldn't date Drtypig even if he were married. But I'd dump in his mouth.

[Sewie]

:eek: :D

ROTFLMFAO!!! :D:D:D

[DDWH]

LMFAO!:D :D :D :D :D

[CO Hummer]

haha. I like this quote. I can think of some that fit this description. :D :D :D :D


AND MY LAST WORDS OF ADVICE TO ALL YOUNG WOMEN OUT THERE WHO ARE WITH OLDER MEN: IF THEY ARE OVER THE AGE OF 35 AND STILL AREN'T MARRIED YET AND HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED THEY ARE WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO CALL LEFTOVERS. NOBODY WANTS THEM FOR A REASON. THINK ABOUT IT THIS MAKES SENSE.

[dochummer]

:D

[DennisAJC]

HAHA! DRTY's a leftover.:D

[DRTYFN]

HAHA! DRTY's a leftover.:D

Stop it... I'm almost tearing up. Not quite, but almost.:D

How about I just have a low threshold for noise?:D

[CO Hummer]

Stop it... I'm almost tearing up. Not quite, but almost.:D

How about I just have a low threshold for noise?:D

:D :D

DRTYLFTOVR

[DRTYFN]

There will be some serious retribution. :mad:
Let's just say that when I fire up the Chop Factory I'll be the Israelis and you buttholes will be the Hezbollah towelheads.

:D

[Agriv8r]

:confused: :D

[DennisAJC]

OMG!!! This thread got me howling again.:jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

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[tanklizard]

It looks like you could have alot of fun with this site. Take Richard Mongler for instance:
http://dontdatehimgirl.com/cheater_view/66688/

So I met this guy who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask him on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. He was a year older than me but I didn't really care, he was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and he slowly unzipped my jeans, he reaches inside and starts kissing his way down my chest, he finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" He replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So he sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! He zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[BKLYNH2]

haha. I like this quote. I can think of some that fit this description. :D :D :D :D


AND MY LAST WORDS OF ADVICE TO ALL YOUNG WOMEN OUT THERE WHO ARE WITH OLDER MEN: IF THEY ARE OVER THE AGE OF 35 AND STILL AREN'T MARRIED THEY ARE TOO SMART FOR YOUR DUMB ASS. IF YOU ARE OVER 35 AND ARE NOT MARRIED YOU ARE LEFTOVERS. NOBODY WANTS THEM FOR A REASON. THINK ABOUT IT THIS MAKES SENSE.


FIXED :giggling: