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DRTYFN
09-04-2006, 05:51 AM
I ninja-swatted one YJ out of the air and then stomped it. :beerchug:

DRTYFN
09-04-2006, 05:52 AM
5 minutes later I look over and his buddy is trying to airlift him out. I stomped him too.:beerchug::beerchug:
I was hoping there'd be some rescue pheromones released so I could make a nice little pile of YJs.:D
I thought about taking a prisoner and putting him in the freezer for a few minutes, then superglue a 2 foot piece of floss to its leg for a leash.

The Green Lantern
09-04-2006, 05:54 AM
That's BAD!!!...animal cruelty! :twak:


:giggling:

DRTYFN
09-04-2006, 05:57 AM
That's BAD!!!...animal cruelty! :twak:


:giggling:

Dee dee dee.:jump:

KenP
09-04-2006, 05:59 AM
TY, CJ, KY, FJ, whatever.

HUMMER STOMP!!!:dancingbanana:

Hmmm2
09-04-2006, 07:37 AM
That's BAD!!!...animal cruelty! :twak:


:giggling: Must have been a slow day back on the ranch, or, a slow news day ..... :giggling:

DDWH
09-04-2006, 07:43 AM
I hate those fuggers!!!!!!!!

h2co-pilot
09-04-2006, 01:06 PM
Eyu, look at the stuff coming out of it's butt.

So mean, Bad DRTY!:twak:

NewHummerGuy
09-04-2006, 06:38 PM
I thought about taking a prisoner and putting him in the freezer for a few minutes, then superglue a 2 foot piece of floss to its leg for a leash.

:jump:

Please Please Please do this and post pic......:jump:

Easy Ed
09-04-2006, 11:10 PM
:dancingbanana:

Steve - SanJose
09-05-2006, 02:55 AM
Evil something?!

S.

DRTYFN
09-05-2006, 03:04 AM
I pimp-slapped 2 more out of the air this afternoon. As Dennis would say, "HIYYYYAAAAA!!!!":jump:

DennisAJC
09-05-2006, 04:32 AM
Sweet pics.:jump:

DRTYFN
09-05-2006, 05:31 AM
Sweet pics.:jump:
I would have shot them out of the air.:jump:

dochummer
09-05-2006, 05:32 AM
:jump: Please tells us that you have this on video! :)

DRTYFN
09-05-2006, 05:42 AM
:jump: Please tells us that you have this on video! :)
Sure. So I can join the ranks of the Star Wars Kid, Looter Dude and the tie rod video. Uhm... no thanks.:D
Besides, it was so fast it wouldn't show up on video.:dancingbanana: :jump:

westhillsat
09-05-2006, 06:37 AM
We have a couple of these around the yard 29696

The wife takes care of the removing the remains ;)

DennisAJC
09-05-2006, 07:24 AM
I would have shot them out of the air.:jump:


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:jump:

KenP
09-05-2006, 06:07 PM
Pull the stingers out, place poison sack between fingers, tap against someone's flesh and squeeze :giggling:FUNNAY!!!!:dancingbanana:

BlueTJCO
09-05-2006, 08:28 PM
TY, CJ, KY, FJ, whatever.

HUMMER STOMP!!!:dancingbanana:

just like the little chearleader you are eh?:giggling:

h2co-pilot
09-05-2007, 12:29 PM
One year ago btt

GLBLWARMR
09-05-2007, 04:49 PM
"I want to see you catch them with chopsticks young grasshopper"

ssgharkness020147
09-05-2007, 05:14 PM
I commited some sweet bee-genocide over the weekend. I remeber DRTY saying a while back that brake cleaner would stop any bee dead in its tracks. He was right. :jump:

Field Scout
09-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Funny to see this topic today, I just had a misunderstanding with some yellow jackets an hour ago, little bastids got me 6 times:mad: , 3 times in my right hand, 1 in the right arm 1 in the left hand and 1 in the back of my neck. hard to get away when your on climbing spikes 20 feet up on a telephone pole, came down and got my spray and killed them all:excited: now I just get to look forward to the swelling and itching to come:(

Agriv8r
09-05-2007, 06:19 PM
Pull the stingers out, place poison sack between fingers, tap against someone's flesh and squeeze :giggling:


probably end up stinging yourself with a dead yellow jacket...would make for a good story though....do now!!!

jmsspratlin
09-05-2007, 06:33 PM
5 minutes later I look over and his buddy is trying to airlift him out. I stomped him too.:beerchug::beerchug:
I was hoping there'd be some rescue pheromones released so I could make a nice little pile of YJs.:D
I thought about taking a prisoner and putting him in the freezer for a few minutes, then superglue a 2 foot piece of floss to its leg for a leash.



Very cool idea!

tower
09-05-2007, 08:31 PM
I ninja-swatted one YJ out of the air and then stomped it. :beerchug:

Did anyone read about Antonio Banderas dying? :giggling:

RuggedH2
09-06-2007, 12:38 AM
Very cool idea!

Such an ass kissing, sycophant, suck-ass.

It's a year old post about killing wasps.

It's hard to watch someone trying so hard to jump up and grap a spot to swing from, over and over.

Gotta give him credit though, he keeps right on trying. :D

jmsspratlin
09-06-2007, 01:23 AM
Such an ass kissing, sycophant, suck-ass.

It's a year old post about killing wasps.

It's hard to watch someone trying so hard to jump up and grap a spot to swing from, over and over.

Gotta give him credit though, he keeps right on trying. :D



It never ceases to amaze me of your fascination with male cocks. Everytime you reference something on here...it has the underlying "cock and balls" theme to it. You really give the H3 owners a bad rep. WOW. thanks rainbow bright!:D

H2wifey
09-06-2007, 01:42 AM
I'm such an ass kissing, sycophant,cock sucking, salad tossing,suck-ass.
It's hard to watch someone trying so hard to jump up and grab a set of balls like I can, Ya know I love to get teabagged:dancingbanana:

Gotta give me credit though, I keep right on trying. :D


:D Wow:clapping:

RuggedH2
09-06-2007, 03:53 AM
It never ceases to amaze me of my fascination with male cocks. Everytime I reference something on here...it has the underlying "cock and balls" theme to it. I really give Hummer owners a bad rep. WOW. I'm rainbow bright, the sycophant suck-ass of Elcova Forums!:D There isn't a mod here whose ass I won't repeatedly kiss until they acknowledge and validate me.

The wonder twins are in rare form, or is it Frodo and Sam? Jamie keep swinging there it's always entertaining to watch. Sad, but entertaining.

H2wifey
09-06-2007, 04:37 AM
The wonder twins are in rare form, or is it Frodo and Sam? Jamie keep swinging there it's always entertaining to watch. Sad, but entertaining.


:lame: :yawn:

jmsspratlin
09-06-2007, 07:10 AM
The wonder twins are in rare form, or is it Frodo and Sam? Jamie keep swinging there it's always entertaining to watch. Sad, but entertaining.


That's it? :twak:

RuggedH2
09-06-2007, 10:11 AM
yep.

wpage
09-06-2007, 10:33 AM
Do the PETA extremists know about this insect abuse?

frenzy1
09-06-2007, 02:30 PM
Do the PETA extremists know about this insect abuse?


I HOPE SO ! INCEST ABUSE IS A BAD THING !!!!!

DRTYFN
09-06-2007, 04:48 PM
Do the PETA extremists know about this insect abuse?
I've tried telling them about it. And if you think this is bad you should see my varmint shooting videos.:giggling:

h2co-pilot
09-07-2007, 02:27 AM
I've tried telling them about it. And if you think this is bad you should see my varmint shooting videos.:giggling:

He's not kidding.:o:(

DRTYFN
09-07-2007, 05:55 AM
He's not kidding.:o:(
:dancingbanana: