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W1N
01-15-2006, 05:43 AM
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

W1N
01-15-2006, 05:43 AM
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP
01-15-2006, 06:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, just wait until you find the "Advanced" feature. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

W1N
01-15-2006, 06:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, just wait until you find the "Advanced" feature. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's too good to be true. I've got take one step at the time though. And there will be the reward http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot
01-15-2006, 10:22 AM
It's called the "clitoris".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

W1N
01-15-2006, 06:15 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, one day and so many new things. Where can I find a manual for one???

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

KenP
01-15-2006, 07:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, one day and so many new things. Where can I find a manual for one???

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Buy a magazigne. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
http://www.sex-sq.com/hustler_magazine_ani2_01.jpg

h2co-pilot
01-15-2006, 09:18 PM
W1N, Long have you been without woman-friend?

I can't believe you are single. The most important thing is to be yourself.

This is CP's mandatory man qualities. I copied them from my Girls Thread.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> A sense of humor- totally mandatory

Good personal hygiene- a tooth brush, soap, shampoo and Crest White strips do wonders http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Anyone can be good looking, (ever see a really hot celebrity without the get-up)it's all about the upkeep, if you see something funky that shouldn't be there or you see a part of you that isn't clean or healthy looking- take care of it. It's instinctual for unhealthy looking sh<span class="ev_code_BLACK">i</span>t to look bad to us.

Must be easy on the personal fragrance-just a spray and walk through is just fine, oooh, or just good smelling clothes does it for me, like a Tide and Bounce dryer sheet combo. Mmmmmm

Confidence without being egotistical- cannot be cheesy or mean

Ambition- not money necessarily, but a drive to do well in society and for himself. Must be passionate about something.

Knowledge of the female anatomy- there is nothing like a man that thinks he looks good so he doesn't have to work on his bedroom skeels. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I think men can relate to this as well. And if you have studied- let us know in a subtle way- it's hot.

Intelligence- so key, you can have the most perfect specimen of man, but if he is not all there, it's pointless, it is hard to play with him like you want. {Bodies play together(again knowledge of the female anatomy may be hard for a slow guy)and minds play too. If you can't play then it's not fun.} Plus good conversations are imperitive. Men can relate I'm sure- even Gary and Wyatt gave Lisa a brain. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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Racer-X
01-15-2006, 10:24 PM
Does size matter? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

h2co-pilot
01-16-2006, 12:01 AM
I can't really say, I haven't been with that many different ones. But it doesn't matter to me, the experience and intensity is more important than the size.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP
01-16-2006, 12:27 AM
http://www.wagnerrainer.de/gfx/penis-cartoon.jpg

h2co-pilot
01-16-2006, 01:06 AM
I ignore the bad smells.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That was my advice to some dude a couple of months ago.

DennisAJC
01-16-2006, 01:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There`s also a cool button inside that a man can reach with the repetitive "Come here" gesture with his finger. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This button in combination with 2-3 other "Actions" makes women babble incoherently. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Racer-X
01-16-2006, 02:56 AM
I've hit that button - I thought it was the rewind!??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

h2co-pilot
01-16-2006, 02:00 PM
Dennis stop it. Weird things are happening to my body. You're making me think of you differently.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ipedog
01-16-2006, 02:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Dennis stop it. Weird things are happening to my body. You're making me think of you differently.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is this the beginnings of incoherent babbling? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

CO Hummer
01-16-2006, 02:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Agreed. You tell it what to do, but it always comes back with unexpected results.

Racer-X
01-16-2006, 03:56 PM
How many of you guys have one of these? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
01-16-2006, 05:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
How many of you guys have one of these? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, that's H2Finally's. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Racer-X
01-16-2006, 06:20 PM
I thought of that. I think that nagging up button is for special circumstances - i.e. Nagging the kids to clean up the dog crap. Nagging your mother in law about busting your chops etc. It could be useful. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Racer-X
01-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Your probably right. You might accidentally lay on it. Risk to benefit ratio is a bit high! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif