Do all Men Pee in their backyards????

[HummBebe]

OK, I don't know how it came up at work, but my Boss swears that ALL men pee in their backyards.....


True?



False?


Regardless, I find it disgusting....:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

Sure, why not? Makes no sense to stop playing to go all the way into the house to urinate.

[DURAMAX TIM]

back yard, front yard, porch, deck, shower, hot tub :grouphug: , pool, lake, drysuit :(

just about anywhere.

[DRTYFN]

Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump:

[Big Z]

TRUE!...That or expect a beer can from above!...Girlyman! :D

[Big Z]

Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump:

True!...But when...and only when you can spell your name Handfree!, Can You Be A Sholin DickFoo Master.. To performThe Swinging Dick Technic! :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[SnakeH2]

I disagree. Backyard is pretty limiting.:D

[h2co-pilot]

Grody!:mad:

[Groundpounder]

Actually it is a way of marking our territory.
Strange but true - it will keep the cats from coming in the yard, if one does it around the property line.

[CO Hummer]

OK, I don't know how it came up at work, but my Boss swears that ALL men pee in their backyards.....


Absolutely. You have to ask?

[KenP]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

My answer: Damn straight, woman.:beerchug:

[fourfourto]

:iagree: Especially after a few beers :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

[Agriv8r]

:iagree:

[DDWH]

:iagree: HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

[HummBebe]

Absolutely. You have to ask?

It came as a total shock to me. To this day I still do not believe that my Husband does:p

[timgco]

I must admit it's fun and I got the idea from Bodie and Captain. I pee through the fence in the back yard and try to hit my A-hole neighbor's pitbull. It's funny when she stops growling and barking and walks away all confused. :OWNED:

[f5fstop]

In the dark, the front yard too. And let's be honest, the ladies would too if they could do it as easy as we do....:jump:

[2-H2's]

In the dark, the front yard too.



Damned motion sensors...:giggling:


:dancingbanana:

[The Green Lantern]

Nope ... Never!!! But I did it a few times on the Ship over the side during night watch.....:giggling:

[HummBebe]

Well guys, thanks for the info.

Do you want it to be a secret? OR is it something that was common knowledge that I was never aware of?

[CO Hummer]

To this day I still do not believe that my Husband does:p

*sigh* always the last to know.......

[2-H2's]

So...can we all come pee in your backyard :jump: now:confused:

[Big Z]

Well guys, thanks for the info.

Do you want it to be a secret? OR is it something that was common knowledge that I was never aware of?

Sure can tell the difference between Country and CITIFIED! :D

[Fubar]

Do all men Pee in their backyards? Of course. Don't all women?

[HummBebe]

Don't all women?

Absolutely NOT!!!:rant:

[31_bandits]

true

[Sewie]

Absolutely NOT!!!:rant:

You should try it. It's even better than crapping in a bag. :D :D :D

[HummBebe]

You should try it. It's even better than crapping in a bag. :D :D :D

You may want to clarify that the "Bag crapping" as you call it, is in a Tent.

You're not wagging around in the wind like you gents seem to enjoy.

Oh and BTW...

Just remember not to pee on the the sourgrass, kids eat that stuff. :p

[Mr. I - Man]

If a balcony counts as a backyard, Then Hell yeah:giggling:

[Sewie]

We used to pee out the window of our third story attic in college. We'd see who could make it all the way to the street. It must've sucked for the folks walking by on the sidewalk. :jump:

[h2co-pilot]

I love to pee outside, anyone that has been wheeling with me knows that.:o:D

But not in my own backyard. It is a nimby thing.:D:D

[SDH3]

Outdoor peeing is a must. Handsfree is preferable.:jump: Especially during a 27 to zip, nada, zero game. San Diego thanks you for the raider news alert.
:jump: :beerchug:

[HummBebe]

I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:

[dеiтайожни]

I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:

In the state of California, a urine analysis conducted on a piece of property is considered enough evidence to prove ownership and will hold up in any court. You better get out there and do it before I pee in your yard and make it my territory!

[H2Finally]

In the state of California, a urine analysis conducted on a piece of property is considered enough evidence to prove ownership and will hold up in any court. You better get out there and do it before I pee in your yard and make it my territory!R E A L L Y ???? :eek: I have 8 neighbors adjoining my property... Hmmm... :jump:

[dеiтайожни]

R E A L L Y ????

No, not really. I can't back that up. :o

[Alan06SUT]

I pee of my back deck more than i pee in my toilet. Why? I'm an environmentaist. I save water. I do take dumps on the throne though. Only peeing outside is cool.

Now aqua dumps in the ocean are also considered "cool". FYI.:p

[Sewie]

I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:

Two words.......




















......drip dry :D http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/toilet01.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

yep.

S.

[KenP]

I don't understand??? Why would a Woman pee in her back yard??? You have to go into the house to GET THE TOILET PAPER.................right???

:rant: I'm NOT GONNA DO IT!!!! :rant:Drip dry RULZZZ!!!:jump: :beerchug: :beerchug: :jump:

[raptorman53]

This looks handy for the trails.:D
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[DennisAJC]

I pee'd in somebody's gazeebo and white Denali last weekend.:giggling:

[KenP]

I pee'd in somebody's gazeebo and white Denali last weekend.:giggling:You pee'd IN a white Denali????? Euwwwwww. That explains the burning wires.... more on that later.

[DennisAJC]

You pee'd IN a white Denali????? Euwwwwww. That explains the burning wires.... more on that later.

I feel a little bit responsible for those burning wires.:( :D

Drive safe Paragon!