A Pic of Satan

[Scouts Out]

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By much demand.... This pic really does not do her justice. Her hair is the color orange you can only find in the finest Wal-mart hair coloring kits. You will notice all the pics of her friends and family all over her office and walls. the one pic she does have is of her on vacation.. by herself (she is proud of the fact she need nobody for nothing, apparently even vacation)

[partsguy]

Kinda of hot in a Janet Reno way.

[HummBebe]

DRTY needs to photochop a big dildo in front of her:jump:

[HummBebe]

Here.....:giggling:

[Lex_Ordo]

I wonder, do the cuffs match the collar?

[H3.007]

THAT IS A WOMAN???

ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:crying:

I am going to have nightmares.

It is now obvious why she is single. Her statements of self dependency are an excuse to cover her many shortcomings.

Man, do I feel bad for you.....

[Crash ?]

Looks like a nice old lady... Maybe ya just need to take her to lunch... Might be hard, but put that olive branch out there a couple of times and see if she's responsive.. If not, do like my Mamaw used to do me, use it for a switch and swat her with it..

Who knows.. If she's that strong of a woman, maybe she'll buy you lunch..

Now go in peace my child...

[Nav4-NEOCON1]

Good Luck :)

[CO Hummer]

THAT IS A WOMAN???

ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:crying:

I am going to have nightmares.

It is now obvious why she is single. Her statements of self dependency are an excuse to cover her many shortcomings.

Man, do I feel bad for you.....

That's not very nice.

Guys, I think this is DRTY's sister. There is a strong profile resemblence here.

[GLBLWARMR]

Guys, I think this is DRTY's sister. There is a strong profile resemblence here.

Look at the way they both have the same hairdo.

[SteveRH]

Damn... There's the easy button right in front of it on the desk...
Maybe that would fix it...

[usetosellhummer]

push the easy button

[Scouts Out]

everytime she calls some one to her office she either hit sthe easy button after saying "do what I told you because I told you, now wasn't that easy?" then presses the buttom and kackles a little. the other is a metel lady statue that says "because I told you so.." you every ask for any reasoning behind her madness, she just points to that.

It is amazing they a: would hire some one who was fired from her last jobs b: hire someone with no supervisory experience C: no degree
d: no people skills.

[Hmmm2]

That's not very nice.

Guys, I think this is DRTY's sister. There is a strong profile resemblence here.
Yes, I see the resemblance! The nostrils and the furrowed brows! :giggling:

[partsguy]

Why did she pose for you?

[Hmmm2]

everytime she calls some one to her office she either hit sthe easy button after saying "do what I told you because I told you, now wasn't that easy?" then presses the buttom and kackles a little. the other is a metel lady statue that says "because I told you so.." you every ask for any reasoning behind her madness, she just points to that.

That whole situation is not normal. I hope you can keep your wits about you, Scouts Out. And, I hope this forum can keep you laughing about it. Life is too short to have to put up with that woman's absurdities, you know? Good luck to you!

[Nav4-NEOCON1]

:iagree: Life's way too short, just keep yourself in the best light, let her do the falling from grace.

[Mr. I - Man]

She's bringing sexy back:giggling:

[SteveRH]

Here... I pressed the easy button for you...
http://www.rivetheadonline.com/aftereasybutton.jpg

[DennisAJC]

Here... I pressed the easy button for you...
http://www.rivetheadonline.com/aftereasybutton.jpg




BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's funny!:jump:

[HummerHippy]

Oh man! toooooo funny!

So what did you say when you were taking her pic? Or was it a quick, stealth shot?

[KenP]

Kellin!!!:jump:

[H3HUMMER]

Ilike the easy button.

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:
:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[zibby]

Here... I pressed the easy button for you...
http://www.rivetheadonline.com/aftereasybutton.jpg

Bottle of Tequila and you won't need "easy button" :giggling:

[wpage]

Carrot Top is her soulmate! Red on top fire in the hole!:beerchug:

[NEOCON1]

Ilike the easy button.

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:
:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

:iagree: X2 nice :perfect10s:

[Lex_Ordo]

If you hit the easy button again do the clothes fall off? Or does it go back to the original?

[DRTYFN]

She looks like she's trying to decide where to lick first.
What I want to know is did you roll over and let her rub your tummy?:fdance:

[The Green Lantern]

She looks like she's trying to decide where to lick first.
What I want to know is did you roll over and let her rub your tummy?:fdance:


LOL!!!:jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

The easy button is my favorite.

S.

[The Green Lantern]

The easy button is my favorite.

S.

yup!, press it again and we'll see what's next.......:excited:

[The Green Lantern]

I wonder why she hates Hummers....:confused:

[NEOCON1]

No wonder , shes rollin in a KY :perfect10s: and you got a Hummer :beerchug:

[Zoomie]

That's too damn funny! :jump: And I thought the military had wacko suprvisors!

[westhillsat]

yup!, press it again and we'll see what's next.......:excited:

X2:dancingbanana:

[h2co-pilot]

Um....Damn. He's even wearing red.:jump:

Are those power shoulder pads?:giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

Okay, I just read the posts on Ronald McBarney.

I had an office manager like that- I had her job before and left. I came back a year later to help out and she treated me like crap. My father was the owner/surgeon so I had to be nice. It was a nightmare- she looked just like Mimi from drew carey. Bright outfits, sprayed grey blonde hair, big man hands with sausage fingers and the power shoulder pads- and stunk up the office bathroom everyday more than once. (then tried to light a match and sprayed lysol so it smelled like someone ate matches and lysol and blew the ultimate chunks out of thier large white tabletop azz.) Her name was Garnett. She would- among many other things- put two quarters on my desk and tell me to go down to the drink machine for her. Everyone hated her. I couldn't do much but make humor of it with the others. I had cut out the head of a Mrs. Beasley doll and put it on a popsicle stick and would make it peer around the corners and make everyone laugh. I wish I could remember what she drove because it would paint the picture perfect- a small rinky dink car. It was like a bull in a bathtub.

She was single too, her husband had left her for another woman. The office was the only place where she had control of her life. Making her a sh1tting nazi bitch! She was a starer downer too and just loved to intimidate the girls that worked there.

She was terrible. It made work so difficult and I would always come home and sit around and think about what I could or should have said.

Finally, I got over it. I got out a copy of my job description and gave her lip and/or ignored anything that was outside of it. I encouraged everyone else to do the same. We eventually left her feeling powerless and she left for another job. Mostly it's about power and this woman McBarney is on the same trip.

I would find the old job descriptions- ignore everything outside of it. She is already making your life miserable- no need to kiss up. But make sure your job is done with excellency. Change anything she doesn't have control over- coffee brand or creamer. Fix smelly lean cuisines in the breakroom and take an old Garnett for me in the bathroom nearest her office at least once a day. Meanwhile, Gather a log of every incident, have others do the same and then if she stays and continues- then you and the others submit it to her superior- the more complaints the better.

PS- an unhappy staff = slow production. If everyone is thinking of her and she is causing havoc than it can't be good for the higher ups. Much emphasis on that will at least indeed open an eye.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Here... I pressed the easy button for you...
http://www.rivetheadonline.com/aftereasybutton.jpg

too much cloth...

RYD

:beerchug:

[Hmmm2]

H2Co-Pilot .. I just read your description of your old boss. It was hysterical!! I was laughing so hard I was crying:crying: But after your funny stuff, all of your advice made 100% sense. Good for you on how you helped put it to an end. I hope Scouts Out follows some of the good advice here. It has to be misery for what he has to endure at work weekly.

[Steve - SanJose]

Still liking the easy button...

S.

[GLBLWARMR]

You know I think she is just looking for belonging. Tell her to go here. Maybe she can find a mate.

[DRTYFN]

You know I think she is just looking for belonging. Tell her to go here. Maybe she can find a mate.


Duh, they want gays. They recruited Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

[GLBLWARMR]

Duh, they want gays. They recruited Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Your right. You know I forgot they finally did come out of the closet.