NOT For Liberals....

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Agenda for 2008 Democratic Convention

7:00 P. M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P. M. Pledge of allegiance to U. N.
7:30 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P. M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P. M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P. M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P. M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P. M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P. M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P. M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn
9:40 P. M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P. M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P. M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
10:30 P. M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P. M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P. M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
11:30 P. M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A. M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A. M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[Sewie]

12:05 A. M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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[HummerHippy]

Hey now! :mad:

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[KenP]

I propose a toast!:giggling:

[DDWH]

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[Steve - SanJose]

I think all with any political slant can appreciate the humor in this.http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

S.

[ROX]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[ROX]

I think all with any political slant can appreciate the humor in this.http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

S.Doubtful. My liberal friends here in Oregon would NOT be laughing. I found out how absurd they can be the hard way. Bill is their saviour, and Hillary should be crowned Queen. One gal even had the nerve to say to me, "I can't believe you're a Republican, you're so nice." (I wasn't a registered Republican at the time, but she just lumped me in there cuz I'm mostly conservative.) Now I'm registered cuz it US against THEM!;)

[Linus Gump]

So I take it you are voting for Saxton for govoner? I would, but I live in Washington.

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