Mistake?? Raced for pinks and...

[ChevyHighPerformance]

My friend just bought a used 04 H2 33K miles, air box, exhaust, and possibly tuning. He's been talking smack about how much faster his H2 than my H3. His wife has an H3 so he knows it all. He shows up at my house with his mom and is ready to go. We go to our favorite 1/2 mile race spot and I pull many car lengths on him. I caught the lights and beat him back to my house. I parked the H3, ran in the house, got a drink and a box of Cheese-its and sat on the porch. He pulled up and I said c'mon I cooked some steaks while he was gone, leave your keys on my table, and you can use my phone to call your wife to pick you up. Since I'm a nice guy I gave him his H2 back. As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Jr. Some kids never learn.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

My friend just bought a used 04 H2 33K miles, air box, exhaust, and possibly tuning. He's been talking smack about how much faster his H2 than my H3. His wife has an H3 so he knows it all. He shows up at my house with his mom and is ready to go. We go to our favorite 1/2 mile race spot and I pull many car lengths on him. I caught the lights and beat him back to my house. I parked the H3, ran in the house, got a drink and a box of Cheese-its and sat on the porch. He pulled up and I said c'mon I cooked some steaks while he was gone, leave your keys on my table, and you can use my phone to call your wife to pick you up. Since I'm a nice guy I gave him his H2 back. As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Jr. Some kids never learn.

So does he live with MOMMY or WIFEie

OR

BOTH ...


RYD

[ChevyHighPerformance]

Wife-ie - his mother lives near me though. He lives about an hour away.

[dеiтайожни]

Your mistake was giving him his H2 back.

[DURAMAX TIM]

I'd make him buy it back, then go buy another H3.

or trade it for a Sky.

[jp's-h3]

That -a- boy!
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[ChevyHighPerformance]

I'd make him buy it back, then go buy another H3.

or trade it for a Sky.

Sky's are pretty awesome. I think they are only making small numbers like 10,000 or 20,000 per year and there is about a year wait if you order one.

[usetosellhummer]

he was beeatohified by the H3 yea:excited:

[Steve - SanJose]

Wow, watching 2 slow Hummers drag racing on the street, like watching paint dry. Not their specialty.

S.

[Hmmm2]

Wow, watching 2 slow Hummers drag racing on the street, like watching paint dry. Not their specialty.

S.
:shhh: (:giggling:)

[dеiтайожни]

Wow, watching 2 slow Hummers drag racing on the street, like watching paint dry. Not their specialty.

S.

Oh no? Care to race for pinks, my H3 vs your Porsche? I get to pick the street.

[westhillsat]

Oh no? Care to race for pinks, my H3 vs your Porsche? I get to pick the street.

You get to pick the trail, err street yep ;) :jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

Street racing stock Hummers is boring. Trail blazing is another story...:)

S.

[ROADNOTCA]

So does he live with MOMMY or WIFEie

OR

BOTH ...


RYDYikes, now there's a frightening visual. Just set the two of them on the front porch for Halloween.:jump:

[timgco]

his tires must have been low.

I bet you cheated too:fdance: .

[DennisAJC]

It's theraputic to share your H3 dreams.

[timgco]

It's theraputic to share your H3 WET dreams.

fixed:D

[H3.007]

I agree with the street racing thang - although that is interesting....

BUT the real shame, I believe, would occurr off-road. Just the physics of the H3 versus the H2 off-road would be quite a show. The H3 should be stellar.

But then again, I am a little biased :popcorn:

[deserth3]

As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Jr.

Next time you see him and his wife together ask him how you're H2 is doing.

[PARAGON]

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=322568&postcount=2

[ChevyHighPerformance]

his tires must have been low.

I bet you cheated too:fdance: .

I'm sure I'll hear even more excuses.

[ChevyHighPerformance]

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=322568&postcount=2

What does PARAGON strive for but never attains?

[DennisAJC]

I made the story up to compensate the H3's lackabilities and to alleviate my insecurities.


Honesty is better late than never.

[PARAGON]

What does PARAGON strive for but never attains?

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[ChevyHighPerformance]

Please don't tease PARAGON. You know PARAGON is emotionally unstable, technically inept, and doesn’t leave his computer. I know that mostly everyone has proven PARAGON wrong and he still doesn’t understand torque and horsepower. PARAGON stills cries himself to sleep after Michael1 kicked his ass.


I agree, Dennis.

[PARAGON]

I agree, Dennis.Wow, the pre-teen is speaking in tongues... using ventriloquism, no less.

[NEOCON1]

Wow, watching 2 slow Hummers drag racing on the street, like watching paint dry. Not their specialty.

S.

X2 :giggling: