Leno on Kerry

[GeorgeSSSS]

Jay Leno last night:

Kerry's been laying low. CNN wanted a comment from him so they called his house and got his answering machine.

They know it was Kerry's answering machine because in had no message.

[MotorsportsAuthority aka Dragon]

Yea that was pretty funny. He was pretty bi-partisan with the jokes last night (in that he did both sides). The headlines were the best. The "buttrito" and the house for sale by "Penis" were funny. Oh and the salads were "to die from" and not "for".