Funny drunk video

[PARAGON]

Yesterday morning a little after 8'ish the local news broke in with their helicopter covering some breaking news.

Apparently some guy drove his minivan into a neighborhood pond to try to kill himself. It was only about 3 feet deep but he did hit hard enough to deploy the air bags. When people try to "rescue" him, he threatens them, breaks out the windows of the van with a golf club.

This goes on for about an hour in a stand off. He gets out of the van and on the roof, falls in the water twice, takes his shirt and shoes off and points and taunts, then tells LEOs to shoot him. When the come out in the boat to get him, he tries to break off the luggage rack to use as a weapon and it goes in the water.

They had to taze him a couple of times, but if you watch the video, you'll see when the last one hit and they turn up the juice.

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[BlueTJCO]

My roomates and I used to have fun with taser guns...

You really never knew when you were gonna get hit at my place for awhile there when we all lived together. Walking in the front door someone was usually hiding and ready, or the worst was sitting at my PC in my room with my back to the door.....

Then people started getting killed with them and we decided that would make a pretty idiotic story in the local paper...

[PARAGON]

come to find out, dude was a pharmaceutical rep and was recently fired.

(wondering if he was trying to kill himself because his source for drugs dried up) :giggling:

[BlueTJCO]

that or he took 1 to many Ambien.......

that stuff is for real............couldnt believe my doctor would prescibe something so strong........:dancingbanana:

[PARAGON]

It's just getting freaking weird around here. It feels like we live in CA or something.

11 Black tranvestites attacked the local Mall with mace.


Ridgeland 11/13/06
Cross-Dressers Mace Mall Customers
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Eleven people are in custody after a mace attack at Northpark mall Monday evening. Shoppers were overcome by the fumes, and several were taken to area hospitals, including a six month old baby.

The attack was unprovoked. Northpark shoppers and mall employees were caught off guard.

17 year old Anna Mabry has asthma. She says it was frightening, and she can't understand why anyone would use mace on innocent people.

Sgt. Tony Willridge of the Ridgeland police department says they got the call around 6:20 Monday evening. He says it didn't take long for officers to round up the eleven suspects, all of whom were cross-dressing black men between 18 and 25 years old.

Willridge says police are investigating to find out where the group got the mace. Witnesses tell us at least 10 people were given oxygen outside the mall.

Audrie Thompson, the general manager of Northpark, said, "We don't comment on specific investigations by local authorities, but as always, our number one concern is for the safety and well being of shoppers and mall employees."

The eleven suspects were processed at the Ridgeland police department. They will be transferred to the Madison County jail. They could faces charges of aggravated assault.

Authorities will be monitoring the condition of the victims, especially the six month old baby.

[KenP]

Do you have many New Orleans refugees left?;) :giggling:

[PARAGON]

Do you have many New Orleans refugees left?;) :giggling:

cross-dressing black men between 18 and 25 years old:(

[KenP]

cross-dressing black men between 18 and 25 years old:( Yep, that's New Orleans.:shhh:

[PARAGON]

See the kinds of things that happen when the Democrats take over.

[lotus4s]

See the kinds of things that happen when the Democrats take over.


:jump: :jump:

[PARAGON]

11 accused in mall pepper spray incident in court today
Ridgeland police want to know why suspects singled out Northpark

By Kelli Esters
kesters@clarionledger.com (kesters@clarionledger.com)

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Ridgeland police are still trying to determine why 11 males allegedly shot pepper spray into the air at Northpark mall Monday night, causing several employees and customers to become ill.

"Why they picked Northpark we don't know," Lt. John Neal said.
Police are expecting to question the males, who are being held at the Madison County Detention Center, more today when they go to municipal court for initial appearances, Neal said. Bond has not been set.

At 6:20 p.m. Monday, police responded to the mall, 1200 E. County Line Road, to reports that possibly pepper spray or mace had been sprayed in the food court, police said. When police arrived they saw several people walking outside from the food court coughing and wheezing.

When officers went into the mall, they were "overcome by the fumes" as well, Neal said.

Several employees and customers of the mall were treated at the scene after experiencing coughing and swollen, watery eyes, Neal said. A 6-month-old baby was taken to Mississippi Baptist Medical Center in Jackson and released a couple of hours later, Neal said.

Police confiscated two cans of the irritant, but several of the suspects were spraying it, Neal said.

"We think they passed the cans around," Neal said. "They were observed blatantly spraying, like it was air freshener. They began laughing as people started gasping for air."

The 6-month-old baby in the food court was targeted, Neal said. One of the males held the can down by his side as he walked passed the baby. They began laughing when the baby started to have trouble breathing, Neal said.

"They were being real loud and boisterous in their actions and demeanor," Neal said.

After leaving the food court the males split up into groups of five and six and began randomly spraying around the mall, including the center court on the second floor. Some were arrested in front of the Belk department store and others in different locations in the mall.

The canisters were marked for law enforcement use only, Neal said. During questioning today, police hope to learn where they got the irritant.

Two of the suspects were arrested at Northpark about a year ago, Neal said.

"We are not sure if Monday's incident had anything to do with retaliation," Neal said.

Corey Smith and Elliot Smith - no relation - were arrested on an indecent exposure charge, Neal said. Corey Smith was booked last year as Torey Smith.

Patrol Sgt. Tony Willridge said he responded to the incident in October 2005. He said mall security called police after the men, who were 17 years old at the time, were seen wearing "really, really short mini skirts" that left them exposed when they walked and sat down.

The disposition of their 2005 case was not available.

Briejana Tate works at McAlister's Select in the food court. She was behind the counter when she saw about 10 males walk in the mall together. The next thing she knew everybody was coughing, including her. "I saw them spraying. I thought they were spraying perfume," she said. "I don't see how they weren't coughing."

She said all the employees in the deli and other restaurants left through the back doors of the businessesto get fresh air. "Everybody was in the back, because we couldn't take it," she said.

She said everybody came back in about 20 minutes later when things were back to normal.

Audrie Thompson, general manager of Northpark, said the incident is not believed to have affected mall attendance. Mall traffic increases every day during the holiday season, including on Tuesday, she said.

Thompson would not discuss specifics about Monday night's incident, citing the ongoing investigation.

"Northpark mall is extremely safe," Thompson said. "We have a strong working relationship with city of Ridgeland and the police department. I'm confident that Monday night's incident was isolated."

Additional charges of child abuse may come, Neal said.

[KenP]

Patrol Sgt. Tony Willridge said he responded to the incident in October 2005. He said mall security called police after the men, who were 17 years old at the time, were seen wearing "really, really short mini skirts" that left them exposed when they walked and sat down.
WTF????

You've got some really whack-jobs down there. Atleast some were over 18 with records so maybe they'll spend some time in jail.

[PARAGON]

WTF????

You've got some really whack-jobs down there. Atleast some were over 18 with records so maybe they'll spend some time in jail.Do you know when Oct. of 2005 was?

Right after Hurricane Katrina.:confused:

[GLBLWARMR]

Well it is obvious that some parents did not beat the "stupid" out of their kids.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Well it is obvious that some parents did not beat the "stupid" out of their kids.I think I will beat my kids today just for the hell of it. Need to start getting the "stupid" out at a young age. :giggling:

[KenP]

Hurry before it's too late!!!!

[PARAGON]

Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street
By Richard A. Webster Staff Writer

2006-06-26 10:24 AM CST

NEW ORLEANS ? Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women, represents the first line of defense for the Magazine Street shop owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the Lower Garden District since May.


Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.
?They?re coming,? she warns Eric Ogle a salesman at Vegas, a block down Magazine Street. Ogle, who was terrorized by the brazen crew two months earlier, alerts neighboring Winky?s where manager Kendra Bonga braces for the onslaught.

Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.

Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the first sight of the ringleader?s pink jumpsuit and fluorescent red wig.
Down at Turncoats, where the fashion-happy gang once made off with more than $2,000 in merchandise, store manager Wes Davis stands ready.

Davis said it wasn?t supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane Katrina?s Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their survival was a crime ring of transvestites.

?They?re fearless,? said Ogle. ?Once they see something they like they won?t stop until they have it. They don?t care, they?ll go to jail. It?s really gotten bad. You know it?s ridiculous when everyone on the block knows who they are.?

Expensive tastes
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
They first hit Vegas March 31 while Ogle was working.

?They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It?s very simple,? Ogle said.
Next door at Winky?s, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door.

?All of a sudden our UPS guy dove out of the store and tried to tackle them and there?s little Eric from next door on the sidewalk with a bunch of stuff he managed to grab from one of the guys,? Bonga said. ?The other two guys took off down the street and jumped into a car driven by a real girl.?

Ogle gave police a description of the perpetrators ? African-American males ranging in height from 6 feet to 6-5. They all wore the same midriff shirts and wigs with twisted, dreadnaught hair.

?They?re all very skinny and very flamboyant,? Ogle said.

Two hours after the police left, the transvestites returned to Magazine Street to storm Turncoats just a block away from Vegas, and made off with more than $2,000 in merchandise.

?They move like clockwork,? Davis said. ?Two thousand dollars is a lot for our store to lose, especially being in the slow summer season. It makes it so I can?t even mark my stuff down as much as I want to because I?m trying to make up for what I lost.?

In the ensuing weeks, the gang of transvestites continued their reign of terror. Sometimes they come dressed as men, though Bonga said it is obvious who they are based on their delicately plucked eyebrows.

Sometimes they bring 2-year-old children to add to the level of distraction. They once returned to Vegas holding an ?infant? that really was a Cabbage Patch doll wrapped in a blanket.

?They?ll make themselves scarce for a few weeks and then one day you?ll be busy with a customer and all of a sudden there?s a whole slew of them in your store and there?s nothing you can do because you?re there by yourself,? Lewis said.

Scarce evidence
The New Orleans Police Department investigated the Turncoats robbery but unless police catch a shoplifter in the act or in possession of stolen property there is little they can do besides take a report, said NOPD spokeswoman Bambi Hall.

?If store security states that someone took something, and then by the time we apprehend them they don?t have the property, then there?s really nothing we can do because it?s their word against the (suspect),? Hall said.

Lewis said she understands the understaffed NOPD has bigger priorities than to ?catch a drag queen running down the street with an armful of clothing.? So the store owners created their own watchdog system unofficially known as the ?Drag Queen Alert List,? a comprehensive phone roster of every business on the block with stars next to those who carry guns.

When one shop owner spots a gang member, they immediately warn everyone on the block and raise their defenses in unison.

When they enter Turncoats, Davis said he locks them inside the store, which ?freaks them out,? and they leave.

Celino said she doesn?t even wait for them to enter the store.
?A couple weeks ago, a group of them was outside and one looked like the guy who came in here and ripped us off so I locked the door on them,? Celino said. ?I know maybe that?s rude, if they really were innocent people, but there?s nothing else we can do. You look like the queens who ripped us off so I?m sorry but I have to lock the door.?

Ogle and Bonga say they regret being forced to resort to such profiling but they feel they have no other choice. The transvestites, Ogle said, appear to be drug-addicted and fearless in their lust for designer shoes, jackets and jewelry.

?The city?s not functioning the way it was and I?m sure a lot of them were getting some kind of government aid, which they probably aren?t getting any more so they?re incredibly desperate,? Ogle said.

And sometimes violent.

When Lewis co-owned Trashy Diva, they attacked one of her partners in the French Quarter location, throwing her to the ground and tossing a heavy mannequin on top of her.
?They?re kind of confused because they think they?re women so they don?t mind hitting women, but they?re dudes. If you get hit by one it?s like getting hit by a dude. ... Because the police are so poorly staffed, we?re kind of on our own but the system we have seems to be working. I haven?t seen them in at least a week but they?ll be back. They?re never gone for long.??

[KenP]

You should send that info to your PD.:clapping:

[PARAGON]

You should send that info to your PD.:clapping:I did one better. I sent a link to the story to the local news.:shhh:

[GLBLWARMR]

WTF???? You've got some really whack-jobs down there. Atleast some were over 18 with records so maybe they'll spend some time in jail.

Sure send them to the one place were they can live out their fantasies!!!!