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dochummer
11-22-2006, 04:37 AM
Looks like this guy is out to make some friends...



http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/car/236021780.html

1997 H1 HMMWV 6.5 Turbo Diesel (not the PUS*Y H2) - $41950

Reply to: sale-236021780@craigslist.org (sale-236021780@craigslist.org?subject=1997%20H1%20HMMWV %206.5%20Turbo%20Diesel%20%28not%20the%20PUS*Y%20H 2%29%20-%20$41950)
Date: 2006-11-16, 9:14PM PST


Want to run over a small Honda? Feel like driving through a river? Or do you just want the baddest truck on the planet? OK...so "baddest" isn't really a word, but, who cares when you're talking about this RIG? 1997 H1 HMMWV, the REAL thing, not some PUS*Y H2, or even worse, an H3 (how can they even put the Hummer name on those things??). Wagon, grey cloth interior CD, DVD player with BIG 15 inch drop drown screen. Lifted, Custom wheels, BRAND NEW TIRES, CTIS intact, just not hooked up right now, 39 inch super swampers...the rig speaks for itself. Gun metal grey exterior. Looking to try out a convertible H1; time to try something new. Email to Michaels-Email@USA.net with HMMWV in the subject for more PICs and/or information, or call 253.660.6576 or 503.949.4434. PS: Looking to rent a MECHANICAL BULL for a party, graduation, corporate party or any other possible reason you can think of??? Drop me an email Michael@gotMechanicalBull.com or give me a call (503) 949-4434...fun for everyone...even a slice of Pizza!!



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Location: Salem, OR
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dеiтайожни
11-22-2006, 04:46 AM
Let's trick him into thinking one of us it interested in buying, then get like 50 H2/H3s to show up and stomp the **** out of him, then steal the title and his truck. :shhh:

DennisAJC
11-22-2006, 04:48 AM
Let's trick him into thinking one of us it interested in buying, then get like 50 H2/H3s to show up and stomp the **** out of him, then steal the title and his truck. :shhh:

LMFAO!!!!!!:jump:



Monkey Stomp Fest 2006! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sewie
11-22-2006, 06:51 AM
What an asshat. :rolleyes: :twak:


I guess he needs some attention. :shhh:


Compton, Michael
thedefiantone@usa.net
Cow girl down, Inc
1155 Lincoln Ct.
Aumsville, Oregon 97325
United States
(503) 749-4434

DRTYFN
11-22-2006, 07:20 AM
What an asshat. :rolleyes: :twak:


I guess he needs some attention. :shhh:


Compton, Michael
thedefiantone@usa.net
Cow girl down, Inc
1155 Lincoln Ct.
Aumsville, Oregon 97325
United States
(503) 749-4434


I might need to go have a look-see.:giggling:
WhereTF is Aumsville?

DRTYFN
11-22-2006, 07:22 AM
Oh, never mind. It's out in Buttcrack Methville.
http://www.city-data.com/city/Aumsville-Oregon.html

frenzy1
11-22-2006, 11:07 AM
:twak: :jump: Guy must think he's Rambo or something...:lame:

h2co-pilot
11-22-2006, 02:07 PM
PS: Looking to rent a MECHANICAL BULL for a party, graduation, corporate party or any other possible reason you can think of??? Drop me an email Michael@gotMechanicalBull.com or give me a call (503) 949-4434...fun for everyone...even a slice of Pizza!!

WTF?:D

GLBLWARMR
11-22-2006, 02:46 PM
His hummer ownership privleges need to be revoked. With a vengeance of course.

KenP
11-22-2006, 04:02 PM
This is how it's listed on the Las Vegas list:Tired of the PUS*Y H2 wannabes? Try the REAL Hummer, the H1 HMMWV - $41995http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/237006763.html

We need to get some people out there to call and "rent" that mechanical bull.....:giggling: :mad:

CO Hummer
11-22-2006, 04:10 PM
It's no different than when we sell our H2s and mention that it's no pu*sy H3. :giggling:

Boar-Ral
11-22-2006, 05:05 PM
So the H2 and H3 are pussies, yet he's tricked out his H1 with 15" LCD monitors, added some "bling" wheels that require him to disconnect the CTIS? So who is the pussy? I've probably had his wife's back to the ground more than the tires on his rig. What a joke.

KONG
11-22-2006, 05:36 PM
This jerkoff has no idea that
1. he made a complete tool of himself
2. makes us want to rent his truck take it to moab and f*@k it up.
3. posting that crap is not going to sell his super truck.

I agree with sewie and the rest of you guys.

KONG
11-22-2006, 05:36 PM
:popcorn:

H2 Doberman
11-22-2006, 05:43 PM
I bet that sales pitch is affective! Should have had John Kerry make a statement for him and he would have been better off:twak:

ASSCLOWN!

Arizona Hummerboy
11-22-2006, 05:57 PM
That guy sounds like a real prick to me.:twak: Owning a H1 must have went to his head.

Vettster
11-22-2006, 08:09 PM
That guy sounds like a real prick to me.:twak: Owning a H1 must have went to his head.
:iagree:
X2

Why don't somebody e-mail him a link to this thread and let him know just what an azz he is.

KONG
11-22-2006, 08:18 PM
:iagree:

Boar-Ral
11-22-2006, 08:27 PM
:iagree:
X2

Why don't somebody e-mail him a link to this thread and let him know just what an azz he is.
It wouldn't make a difference. I have dealt with enough people like this to know that their response will be along the lines of, "Well, I own an H1 and you don't, so that is why you are upset. Nyah." Now if you got a few H1 owners to start mocking him, then it might have an impact.

geeroy10
11-22-2006, 08:41 PM
:iagree:
X2

Why don't somebody e-mail him a link to this thread and let him know just what an azz he is.


DONE!!!


:popcorn:

h2co-pilot
11-22-2006, 08:44 PM
I bet that sales pitch is affective! Should have had Kramer make a statement for him and he would have been better off:twak:

ASSCLOWN!

Fixed.:jump:

geeroy10
11-22-2006, 08:51 PM
He doesnt seem to be a douche bag

heres the reply he sent to me:



"Heheheheheheheheh....

Thanks for the link...it's unfortunate that I've stirred up such sour emotion. The one comment I did respect the most was "It's no different than when we sell our H2s and mention that it's no pu*sy H3. " I will make a post and apologize to all the H2 owners whom I've offended! If they didn't see the humor in the post, that's unfortunate...perhaps they could have made fun of the H1 for being such a gas guzzler compared to the H3...and I'm reasonably sure that I wouldn't have been offended!

Oh well...I suppose you can't please all the people all the time!

Michael

Again, thanks for the link...I really am surprised how much "attention" this received...BTW, do I know you?"

thedefiantone
11-22-2006, 09:50 PM
Well?hello to the Elcova Forums. Yes, it?s me, the guy with the H1 ad on Craigslist that has enthralled and enflamed everyone on the site thanks to DOCHUMMER. I thought in fairness to all of you I would at least make a post and give you an opportunity to flame directly at me as I?m willing to read your remarks. G-Roy, was in fact kind enough to send the link to me, to what end I?m not sure, but, for the record, it was appreciated.

First off? so we?re clear, I actually like the H2 rig, not so crazy about the H3 (here comes another onslaught of posts). It?s certainly not a HMMWV in the strictest sense of the term, but, I think they?re nice looking rigs. The debate which you?ve all begun here is nothing more than a Ford vs. Chevy pissing contest (to which I?m sure all of you have heard or partaken in at some point). Furthermore, to quash some of the unfortunate and unfounded remarks about my personality based on the context of the ad, and the resounding belief that I apparently think I?m above everyone else because of my ?Super HMMWV?, let me stop that one right in it?s tracks?in fact, I?ll be the first one to say that the H1 is quite susceptible to getting stuck?and I mean HOPELESSLY stuck in the mud (I speak from experience?A LOT of it); I?d be happy to share the PICs and be teased incessantly by all of you (with a couple of exceptions which I address in a moment) and probably be told by a number of you how your H2 has breezed through worse than what I was stuck in. Furthermore, I?ll bet I?ve gotten this thing stuck in places an H3 WOULD breeze right through due to its lighter weight. So?I know well enough that the FAT ASS of the H1 has its draw backs. Oh?and to get out of the mud, while it took hours to do?it was done with the help of a Chevy S15 pickup. So we?re clear, I don?t think the truck is the end all be all of trucks?I was saved by an S15 and I can admit that freely.

To the remark that I need attention?well, that part actually is true! I do, like everyone else on this site that has tricked out their H2, appreciate and like attention that we all get from our rigs, that?s why we bought these things? it certainly wasn?t for the gas mileage (with the possible exception of the H3)! Additionally, I?m hung like a tic-tac, so, I had to buy a huge truck to compensate for my lacking penis size. I?d considered buying a semi at one point (bigger truck to REALLY compensate), but, I couldn?t figure out how to get it in the garage.

To my new friend DRTYFN, I?m sure that the folks of Aumsville would be very appreciative of your offhanded remarks about the town of Aumsville, ?Oh, never mind. It's out in Buttcrack Methville.? Hello, Pot, this is the Kettle calling. Here?s someone that has the audacity to get flamed because I referenced the PUS*Y H2, then posts about how offended he is, and THEN turns right around and condemns an entire town (one I?ll bet he?s never been to nor has any actual knowledge of) in the same way he?s pissy about with me and my post.

I would like to say to GLBLWRMR, your remark was really the best (and I mean it sincerely), ?You know you are a loser when you are the retard that the other retards make fun of!!!? I thought it was one of the cleverest...and, I will take that to heart!

CO Hummer, while I?m certain you?re intent wasn?t to stick up for me (being the AZZHAT I apparently am), I did appreciate your ?It's no different than when we sell our H2s and mention that it's no pu*sy H3.? I think that?s something that everyone in the room should take a moment or two to contemplate.

Boar-Ral?while I?m not married, I?m sure you probably have hit at least a few of the girls I?ve been with?unfortunately I wasn?t always as selective as I should/could have been in my days, so, there?s a good chance the numbers would pan out and your statement is in fact true. Additionally, due to my infinitesimally small penis (see above), I?m not yet married, but, I will however be sure to post again when I do actually get married and we can determine if the wife IS someone you know, er, excuse me, ?I've probably had his wife's back to the ground more than the tires on his rig.??one thing for certain though, you should perhaps be a little less judgmental and sure to know whom you?re dealing with before you spout off. While you may think confronting me about my remarks would elicit the following, ?It wouldn't make a difference. I have dealt with enough people like this to know that their response will be along the lines of, "Well, I own an H1 and you don't, so that is why you are upset. Nyah."?, I believe the length and detail of this post has indicated otherwise, ergo, I think it safe to say now you?ve NOT dealt with enough ?people like this?.

Here?s what I don?t find humorous about this?folks writing things like ?Let's trick him into thinking one of us it interested in buying, then get like 50 H2/H3s to show up and stomp the **** out of him, then steal the title and his truck.? It?s not the statement that bothers me, nor is it because of genuine concern of it happening. I find it troubling that this is the type of reply some folks would actually post and think is acceptable. If you want to rip on me for my ad, please feel free?I can take the heat, but to make remarks such as yours, and for those who thought it acceptable, you?re the folks that I would be wary of for the rest of your group. You?re the folks that take the fun out of this?

In closing, I hope that this can clear the air a bit about who and what I?m about. I would say ?I?m sorry? for any offense I may have created, but, I don?t think this truly warrants an apology. As I said above, it?s no more than the old Chevy vs. Ford thing and I certainly meant nothing malicious about it. Again, while I?m jabbing at the H2 and H3?s, I know that if my trucks BIG FAT ASS got stuck in the mud (AGAIN?did I mention how easily I can get an H1 stuck??? I could actually teach classes on it!), it would probably take 2 or 3 H2?s to get me out due to the H1?s weight alone.

Let?s take a line from the monkey in Planet of the Apes, shall we, ?Can?t we all just get along??? Frankly, I?d bet some of you would be a great deal of fun to go out off roading with, assuming you go with the understanding that you?ll have to pull me out of something at some point, I?m certain of that! I?m sure this will lead to a number of additional posts, hopefully which will be more constructive?some of which I?m sure will be trying to figure out a way to once again prove that I really am some giant AZZHAT (I like that?that?s a good one?), but, sadly, and in a very boring way, I?m not, but I appreciate the attention!

?and for the record, the mechanical bull is a lot of fun! Party at Michaels house?1 H1, 50-60 H2?s and H3?s, a mechanical bull?oh yeah, and one AZZHAT!

See you in the mud?just please bring a tow strap.
Michael

geeroy10
11-22-2006, 09:57 PM
cliff notes?

thedefiantone
11-22-2006, 09:59 PM
Incidentally, for those who think it's a horrible sales pitch....while it may not be the most friendly to the H2/H3 community, you'd be surprised (or perhaps not if you really thought about it) at the number of folks who have in fact responded to the ad and who, while you may think MY remark was offensive, had a ball tearing on the H2 and H3 rigs...

Now that I think about it, this debate is probably much more deep than the old Chevy vs. Ford debate...there are some definitive lines drawn in the mud on the H1 vs. H2 thing...

PS: Swampers on an H1 in snow aren't always the most practical either....:D

Boar-Ral
11-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Well?hello to the Elcova Forums. Yes, it?s me, the guy with the H1 ad on Craigslist that has enthralled and enflamed everyone on the site thanks to DOCHUMMER. I thought in fairness to all of you I would at least make a post and give you an opportunity to flame directly at me as I?m willing to read your remarks. G-Roy, was in fact kind enough to send the link to me, to what end I?m not sure, but, for the record, it was appreciated.

See you in the mud?just please bring a tow strap.
Michael
When you have more time and read several of the threads in the forums, I think that you will find that everyone is treated pretty equally. I think everyone has flamed everyone at some point. In general, though, we all get along quite well. Usually. I think it turned out that the post linking to your auction was simply one of the first threads people read today.

That being said, we all say a lot, we all talk a lot, but we really are quite open-minded. Yeah, I say things, without obviously knowing the facts, in an effort to get a chuckle from someone, but no one actually thinks I am serious about these things.

Coming here does take courage, though -- even on the internet -- and it was cool of you to post. I think a few things will be straightened out in the coming posts. Unfortunately, I do not think I will be able to take you up on the offer to go wheeling, because I live out in the sticks even more than most of the members here -- even Dennis! (Though we are almost neighbours.)

Not really sure else what to say, but, uh, welcome? :)

thedefiantone
11-22-2006, 10:14 PM
Thanks for the reply...and thank you for the praise on coming to the site to face all of this. I'm glad to have heard back from you already...and, for the record, you remarks were the most fun to address...we'll have to send notes back and forth on the names sometime!! ;-)

I do look forward to reading the upcoming posts...I'm sure they will garnish a smile or two from me over the holiday weekend!

PS: Did I mention I'm REALLY GOOD at getting an H1 stuck! :-) Maybe that should be my new screen name...H1STUCKINMUD!

Boar-Ral
11-22-2006, 10:35 PM
Thanks for the reply...and thank you for the praise on coming to the site to face all of this. I'm glad to have heard back from you already...and, for the record, you remarks were the most fun to address...we'll have to send notes back and forth on the names sometime!! ;-)

I do look forward to reading the upcoming posts...I'm sure they will garnish a smile or two from me over the holiday weekend!

PS: Did I mention I'm REALLY GOOD at getting an H1 stuck! :-) Maybe that should be my new screen name...H1STUCKINMUD!
It's a quiet day at work today, so I'm fast to respond, hehe.

I wheel with a few different Hummers, so I can relate to how badly they can get stuck, regardless of whether it is H1, H2, or H3. Though in general, the heavier the rig, the worse it is, and I've been with friends and their H1s where it has taken hours to get them pulled out, even with a couple winches and recovery straps and secure footing in the front and back for the recovery vehicles.

thedefiantone
11-22-2006, 10:38 PM
AMEN to that....I think the worst of it took about 5 hours, 4 people and all we had was that poor S15. We beat on that thing so bad we blew up the water pump minutes after the H1 got pulled out...not to mention the chain that broke during one of the YANKS and came back to bust the drivers side windshield (there's a fun $1000.00 out the, er, WINDOW!). I'll bet those "PUS*Y H2's" were smart enough to have windshields that don't cost as much as some small countries annual defense budget!!! :-)

Boar-Ral
11-22-2006, 10:41 PM
AMEN to that....I think the worst of it took about 5 hours, 4 people and all we had was that poor S15. We beat on that thing so bad we blew up the water pump minutes after the H1 got pulled out...not to mention the chain that broke during one of the YANKS and came back to bust the drivers side windshield (there's a fun $1000.00 out the, er, WINDOW!). I'll bet those "PUS*Y H2's" were smart enough to have windshields that don't cost as much as some small countries annual defense budget!!! :-)
Fortunately the only casualty was a water pump and a windshield. I recently read that someone, in Colorado, I believe, was killed when a tow hook broke off and the strap and hook went through the windshield during a recovery.

While the H1 windshield does cost more, I like that there is the option of having it heated. (More of an issue here in Canada.)

thedefiantone
11-22-2006, 10:46 PM
Funny you should say that about the windshield...the chain actually hit right i front of my face...scared the SH*T out of me...I remember thinking I couldn't beleive that it didn't end up in my nose. That was the moment that the night turned NOT SO FUN....the extraction started at about 2am and went until sun up...

Hey...have to get running...so, probably can't post anymore today. I'll be back in a day or two though to see what fun has transpired! Thanks again for your kind words...and, I'll keep you updated on the wife situation! ;-)

h2co-pilot
11-22-2006, 11:18 PM
Geeeerrrrrreat, Bull Boy came over.:D

Nice too see that you nutted up and came on over.:beerchug:

Now GTFO and go to yer own section.:fdance:

KONG
11-23-2006, 03:29 AM
The real issue here michael is that you came to this H2 section and started off bad with the title. I think if you would've had a different title, Your responses would have been different. And while h1, h2 and h3 are all different, there still HUMMERS. So its not the fact of ford vs. chevy. Its have the respect of coming to this H2 section and post accordingly. Im sure if I went to the H1 section and posted something as, Well, sassy. Im sure I would get the heat too. anyway, welcome to our h2 community and I will keep an eye out for you stuck in the mud.:D

thedefiantone
11-23-2006, 04:05 AM
KONG,

Not to start anything up...I think I've shown that I have no disrespect for any rig out there....but, to be clear, I did NOT come to the H2 forum with anything....I was inadvertantly "yanked" in here by somone pulling an ad I have on Craigslist and posting it here....along with their own remarks. I'd NEVER go into someones home with muddy boots and complain about the dirt in the carpet, if you get my meaning.

Now that we're past that...I too will be looking for you and anyone else who may need a tow strap...but, as I've said in some of my earlier posts....it'll probably be me that needs that tow!

Michael

KONG
11-23-2006, 06:31 AM
:)

dochummer
11-23-2006, 06:43 AM
:perfect10s: :popcorn: Thanks for joining Michael and explaining yourself. :):D

thedefiantone
11-23-2006, 08:09 AM
Happy to do so DOC and glad to see that the folks who flamed are quite capable of warming up too (in a less flamable way)!

I am curious to see if our Russian poster will decide to come around, avoid the discussion or flame on....I hope the Ruskies are as likeable as I'd believe them to be! As such, I'm betting if I and the H1 ever make it to Russia, there's more than a GREAT chance I'll be stuck in the snow and will need a little help back to get a shot of Vodka!

Michael

PS: Happy Thanksgiving to all!

geeroy10
11-23-2006, 08:20 AM
k. heres my deal. I sent you the link so you could see what other hummer owners thought. But your responses....are....well... GAY...... stick to your guns. You didnt say H2's were pussy just to sell your truck. Your feelings are your feelings. by you retracting all your statements makes you a girl to me. You said an h1 is far superior to the pussy H2...so stick by what you said....other than that you are a spineless coward.:lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame: :lame:

geeroy10
11-23-2006, 08:20 AM
oh yeah.. Happy turkey day to you too

dеiтайожни
11-23-2006, 08:35 AM
I am curious to see if our Russian poster will decide to come around, avoid the discussion or flame on....I hope the Ruskies are as likeable as I'd believe them to be! As such, I'm betting if I and the H1 ever make it to Russia, there's more than a GREAT chance I'll be stuck in the snow and will need a little help back to get a shot of Vodka!

Michael

PS: Happy Thanksgiving to all!

IN RUSSIA, VODKA SHOT YOU!!1

I DON'T THINK I WILL COME AROUND. VAGINA.

thedefiantone
11-23-2006, 08:09 PM
So...as unfortunately expected, my Russian friend proves that unthought-out and pointless flaming posts are his specialty...so be it...

As for your remarks Gee-Roy; again, I appreciate that you brought this to my attention as I love a good debate, but, I'm beginning now to think that your purpose was to bring me into the group, see what they'd written and then start some sort of flame war because I'd be some big headed prick that would continue to trash the H2 while you sat back and watched and laughed. I've looked over some of your other posts in other threads and that seems to be your thing, stirring the pot a bit. Certainly nothing wrong with that, it keeps people on their toes and is sometimes progressive and healthy, but in this case, I think you might be a tad disappointed that I didn't come in here and go off on the H2 guys.

Additionally, you said in your last post, "You didnt say H2's were pussy just to sell your truck. Your feelings are your feelings. by you retracting all your statements makes you a girl to me. You said an h1 is far superior to the pussy H2" If you go back and read my 1st post in here, I address the whole "You didnt say H2's were pus*y just to sell your truck" in posting, "so we?re clear, I actually like the H2 rig, not so crazy about the H3 (here comes another onslaught of posts). It?s certainly not a HMMWV in the strictest sense of the term, but, I think they?re nice looking rigs", and I stand by that last statement, hence the PUS*Y reference. Perhaps not accurate, but my interpretation of the true HMMWV vs. the H2.

So, don't tell me I'm not sticking by my guns. Nothing in ANY of my posts is any form or type of retraction of anything I stated in my ad, simply a clarification that I'm not some arrogant AZZHAT that thinks I'm better than you, DOC or anyone else for that matter.

Lastly, and this is the most ignorant and inaccurate remark you made (READ: ignorant, not stupid, so make sure you realize the difference when you flame back), you posted that "You (I) said an h1 is far superior to the pussy H2". I could be wrong, but, SHOW ME where I EVER said that. I didn't...simple as that. Didn't say it in my ad, didn't say it in a post...they are two different breeds of truck.

One last comment on the PUS*Y remark to sell my truck. Actually G-Roy, that is EXACTLY why I said that in the ad, that and it gets folks attention. I ALWAYS run into people that are under the mystic and misguided belief that the H1 can go anywhere, do anything and climb up walls. They'll stop me in traffic and comment on all the places I must have taken the thing...they simply don't get the dynamics of weight vs. thrust, how sticky mud REALLY is, the fundamentals of traction, etc. They simply see what most people do perceive as the most bad ass truck on the planet...and I, as a sales person in this instance (selling a rig) am simply utilizing that ignorance (there's that word again) to help in selling a rig. Just like you bought your H2 (I'm betting) because you thought it was some bad ass rig because of the MARKETING that GMC did, I too am marketing a rig with catchy, or, as someone else posted, SASSY language to get people to read my ad vs. another.

In closing though, I would like to say that I don't think you're (G-Roy) completely malicious or anything. I was actually impressed by your 2nd post wishing me Happy Thanksgiving Day (if in fact that was directed at me, not the group in general). If that was for me, then, you probably are indeed more of a pot stirrer to make sure to keep people honest, the BEST kind of pot stirrer...the kind we probably need a lot more of in Washington! Ever thought of a job in politics??? ;-)

Alright kids...I've watched this thread for a few days and feel it's time I move on, I need to keep working to make sure I can get my 170k (*wink* to G-Roy...ps: I'd recheck those STATs, I too beleive they are WAY off). Again, with only one exception (my good Ruskie), I'm thankful for all of your posts and appreciate the criticism and the openness by most to make sure they got to know the person despite making a snap judgment. I do hope I run into you folks out on a trail somewhere...and again, as before, I ask, PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR TOW STRAP - and maybe a straight shot to ease the pain!

Happy Thanksgiving once again...I'm going to eat!
Michael

dеiтайожни
11-23-2006, 08:12 PM
NAZI :giggling:

geeroy10
11-24-2006, 01:53 AM
sorry for my post..I was a wee bit drunk last night!

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
11-24-2006, 11:21 AM
I have not been flamed but, I try not to be inflamitory unless the cause would really call for it. I have defend My Buds though.

But, before anyone get's feeling like flaming TAZ may I request with KENP's approval that I be allowed the privilege of being flamed first by the sultry tongue with an extreme vocabulary. One of My favorite people I know on the forum. She will do it with Her extreme wit and imagination. The Lucious and I would guess one of the most beloved Forum members and My secret gal, except that KENP set us up out of pitty for Me. The fantastic, the one and only Miss Co-Pilot.

So My friend Ken if You would give the most impressive looking, You lucky dog and how You lucked into this situation I will never figure it out even though You have tried to explain. Just proves even more that you do not know how You lucked into catching My Co-Pilot. Well anyway I humbly ask you let the most extrodinary Miss Co-Pilot flame Me.

If anyone remembers the very quite heart breaking description of Her drive back a year or so ago, which I obviuosly have not forgotten it. She was beginning to adapt to the Ligenfelter powered Black Beauty H2 and decided to desribe He trip to the local tanning bed, will understand why I request for KEN My Buddy to allow Me this one priviledge to allow Co-Pilot to flame me.
Thank You KEN,

TAZ



When you have more time and read several of the threads in the forums, I think that you will find that everyone is treated pretty equally. I think everyone has flamed everyone at some point. In general, though, we all get along quite well. Usually. I think it turned out that the post linking to your auction was simply one of the first threads people read today.

That being said, we all say a lot, we all talk a lot, but we really are quite open-minded. Yeah, I say things, without obviously knowing the facts, in an effort to get a chuckle from someone, but no one actually thinks I am serious about these things.

Coming here does take courage, though -- even on the internet -- and it was cool of you to post. I think a few things will be straightened out in the coming posts. Unfortunately, I do not think I will be able to take you up on the offer to go wheeling, because I live out in the sticks even more than most of the members here -- even Dennis! (Though we are almost neighbours.)

Not really sure else what to say, but, uh, welcome? :)

dеiтайожни
11-24-2006, 11:54 AM
WTF. Are you drunk? That was the longest post ever, to just say a name.

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
11-24-2006, 12:11 PM
WTF. Are you drunk? That was the longest post ever, to just say a name.


Point being?

TAZ

dеiтайожни
11-24-2006, 12:13 PM
No point?

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
11-24-2006, 12:30 PM
Ok cool.

Just working an old and sort of inside joke that newer members would not know about. If I can get Co-Pilot to oblige You all would be in for a treat on her part and be appreciative that she did Her thing even though she may be reposting the old treat and flaming Me for bringing it up. Plus if any have seen a glimpse of this woman You would understand it would not even be barely stretching the truth concerning the description about herself.

TAZ

dеiтайожни
11-24-2006, 12:40 PM
I 'spose.

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
11-24-2006, 01:02 PM
We are cool then?

Really though My reputation is for being long with my posts. I'm working on it.
Was and still is I guess, a joke that I should get credit for 2 or 3 post credits with each one I put up.

TAZ

dеiтайожни
11-24-2006, 01:07 PM
maybe, I was just kidding anyways, I haven't slept yet. But that was a really long post, or rather a short novel and I kind of felt ripped off at the end. :crying: :giggling:

K9sH3
11-24-2006, 04:17 PM
sorry for my post..I was a wee bit drunk last night!

Hangover? :twak: :clapping: Hopefully you have the day off and you can get right back to that Holiday cheer, :beerchug:

geeroy10
11-24-2006, 06:06 PM
nah. not much of a hangover! Im on a 6 day drunk with my son gone for the holidays... Today is day 5! Ive felt like crap in the mornings but Im good around lunch time...

oh yeah, I am off til December 12th!