I am the real HummerGRRL, Argonauts ex-girlfriend.

[Anna]

Hi everyone,

My name is Anna, Argonaut,s(Jason) ex-girlfriend.

Those are my pictures and when his friend told me what he was doing, I freaked.

Jason is a lowlife loser with too much money but lacking in manlyhood(Little dick).

I dumped you Jason. And I will be talking with your Dad. Take that loser.

I think you guys are all demented.

[Anna]

Hi everyone,

My name is Anna, Argonaut,s(Jason) ex-girlfriend.

Those are my pictures and when his friend told me what he was doing, I freaked.

Jason is a lowlife loser with too much money but lacking in manlyhood(Little dick).

I dumped you Jason. And I will be talking with your Dad. Take that loser.

I think you guys are all demented.

[argonaut]

Whatever. Screw you whoever you are. I never dated any Anna. I don't know the girl in those pics (although i would like to)

[FrgMstr]

You guys really should consider taking all this childishness somewhere else.

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[Spike]

This place is like a friggin soap opera! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Will Anna stop freaking out? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Will Jason's manhood get any bigger? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif
Will Anna get back with Jason? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Whose side will Jason's Dad take? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Will you demented guys ever become undemented? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

For the answers to these and other silly questions tune in tomorrow to: AS THE HUMMER FORUM TURNS.............(cue music)

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[This message was edited by Spike on 12-12-03 at 03:33 PM.]

[RichieM]

Hahahahha! This stuff is funny!

[argonaut]

What's really funny is that I don't know who this bitch is...

[Kevin B]

This whole thing is going into the urinal......Womans urinal that is

[argonaut]

that pic is frightening... lol

[Spike]

I'm glad they are now making urinals like that. Now the head of my er ah "winky" won't have to touch the cold tile floor anymore! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's not the motion of the ocean...It's the size of the ship that counts!!!!....(cue foghorn)

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[Anna]

What's more frightening is after I talk to your Dad.

If this is what you've come down to, I'm lucky I dumped you. By the way, I told Carl my boyfriend? You remember him. You better hope he doesn't catch your skinny butt.

This is my last post. Good Luck to you all!

[RAM-ROD]

We all know Argo is my man now...yummy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
Jason, another Jason! Is Jason of the Argonauts and Jason the Butcher the same Jason? Are Anna and HummerGRRL lesbians? Do they use the woman’s urinal above? Is Jason, Jason, HummerGRRL and Anna involved in a 4 way swinger relationship? Is Dennis involved? Are there any Doritos in the room? Is Dirty in the swingers club?
Or is this really Steve R venting his frustrations at having to play nice now he is a moderator?
So many questions!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can you run that by me again? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think there's a cup on the tip of the hose where the women can tinkle.

If you see one Alec...It's not a Breathalyzer.

Anna, can you prove yourself....PICS of you and Argo????

[Spike]

I believe the females of the species grab the top of it like a gas pump handle and hold it between their legs. Then they unload into that and the attached hose transports the tinkle to the proper facilities.

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[DennisAJC]

What if the other woman has a yeast infection? Or a period?

[Spike]

Then you hold the gas pump handle further away!!!

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[Patriot]

....and look...there's tampon machine right next to it so when they pull the old one out and clog up the tube, they can easily replace it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Patriot]

Oh...and funny thing...

right after I posted about the picture of HummerGRRL and lack of wedding ring (see that thread)...this Anna shows up and calls Argo's bluff???

Hmmmm......he's busted on all fronts...how many identities does he have?

[argonaut]

I admit it, i am Zero/ badrap. there, you happy patriot?

[argonaut]

oh yeah, http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Patriot]

And another turd floats to the surface and just won't flush ladies and gentlemen!!!

Where's the plunger......

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Spike]

Anybody know where I can by a program. I can't keep track of who the players are anymore.

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[argonaut]

I don't know what Patriot is smoking, but I want some. I have no idea who this Anna is, but I bet she is one of the usual suspects (Alec, Dennis, DRTY). I honestly think that Hummer GRRL is real. I guess I will find out saturday. Dennis said he will come to, so you will have two of us and pics to prove it.

[Patriot]

OK...so what does that prove???

That you and Dennis are in on it...and can take pictures of a girl you already know???

Let's move on...really.

[argonaut]

I swear I don't know this Hummer Grrl. I have never met her before.

[MAC]

Anna, we feel your pain. Ever since you dumped Argo Jason the Homo tiny dick, he's been hanging around here. What can you tell us about him. More data please. Do you have any fun pictures? We are on your side.

From your other posts, I know you care about our environment as much as we do, we want you to know that we care, and GM cares. Not only 20% of all Hummer sales goes toward the Sierra Club, but it has been the policy of the Hummer Club that Hummer members do not use cell phones, which is the main cause for the ozone layer problem and gas station explosions. I was told the 2005 Hummer H2 is expected to achieve 27.6 MPG with the new highly improve 2.6 engine, we should be all very proud of that.

[Kevin B]

MAC,

You have finally gravitated to the bottom http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif. What happened to our great Asain hope???<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Anna, we feel your pain. Ever since you dumped Argo Jason the Homo tiny dick, he's been hanging around here. What can you tell us about him. More data please. Do you have any fun pictures? We are on your side.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
Whatever. Screw you whoever you are. I never dated any Anna. I don't know the girl in those pics (although i would like to)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down **** creek
Merrily,
Merrily,
Merrily,
Merrily,
Argo's up **** creek. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Kevin B]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I swear I don't know this Hummer Grrl. I have never met her before. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because she does not exist http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[MAC]

I am on strike today, we Latin people refuse to work or buy or go to school today, because we have been unfairly targeted by the evil racist Repulicans, they took our God given right to drive with or without legal status.

You should not feel ashamed of being a homosexual, instead you should be proud of it. To be called a homo should be a pride and joy if you are such. It is extra joyful to homosexual male when he discovers another male on this forum is also homosexual. As to "tiny dick", I am merely stating the fact, Anna has clearly made that clear.

[DRTYFN]

Argo did have a skinny little effeminate looking catcher with him when I met him. Hmmm...? Something you want to get off your chest, Argo? It's ok if you're a fruity tooty Nancy boy. It's ok if you want to change your screen name to Argonautina. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I just don't want to see you walking around Portland like this.

[DennisAJC]

Argo,

I don`t know man, Now I`m scared to come to Seattle. What if she doesn`t show????

You`re not planning on groaping me or something are you? I couldn`t take that.

[5spd]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
So I’ll bite, what the heck is that tube thing for in the urinal?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are kidding right???
Cup at end nicely shaped for the woman who likes to go standing up.........or do it standing up http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[DennisAJC]

I`m telling you Alec...It`s a BREATHALIZER!

Next time you see one. Place it firmly to your face...Take a deep inhale......Then exhale...or puke.

[KenP]

Hey, is this you Argo, or your (ex) girlfriend?

Trolls are usually depicted as mean. But, maybe they just don't know how to make friends with us because we're so easily scared by anything which is different and outside our control. The sad thing is that trolls, despite their frightening appearance, actually are very gentle creatures.

Anyway, one of you is on your back. And what is up the NOSE http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif?

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[argonaut]

Hey guys, I'm not myself right now (too many beers), but come on, leave me alone. I'm straight as an arrow, but I did have a gay roommate for awhile. he was cool. he was the best at getting chicks. I would always get laid when we went out because girls love gay guys. And yes, they really were girls. No male anything. I don't know who is pretending to be Anna, but whatever. All this **** is getting pinned on me because I'm the young Lush of the group. fine, whatever. we will see saturday won't we Dennis. No gayness here, but if she doesn't show, I know the hot spots in seattle to get us some hot women for the night (not paid sickos)

[HummerGRRL]

This is really offensive to me. I don't know who you are, but please stop this. Maybe the moderators can help.

[DRTYFN]

This is sooooo gay on the part of Argo. I wondered why you had that little flamer in the H2 with you. Now I know.

[MAC]

It takes a special person to pretend to be a woman. For straights, after awhile it gets scary or sick to talk and write and pretend to be a woman flirting with other men. This HummerGRRL is a fake and a guy, which is ok, he is having fun and we all are. I have to agree with Drtyfn, this HummerGRRL is homosexual. Before anyone jump up and down to defend gays, lesbians and transgenders, don't waste your time, they are okay with me as long as they don't touch me or try to convert me.

[DennisAJC]

Sorry Argo,

I told my wife about Seattle.

She's afraid you might ass pummel me.

If it helps you, I'm in my boxers in front of the fireplace having a nice coco. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[H2BIG]

Anna/Argo/HummerGRRL:
http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~adam/011199/04.jpg
http://www.foreignfilms.com/images/posteritati/2632a-6.jpg

Brian
03 Pewter H2 Lux, Airaid filter/MIT, Nology Wires, Corsa Touring

[DRTYFN]

Is this why Argo drinks sooooo much?

[DRTYFN]

"I vant you all to know that there's no vay dat Argo is a homo. There are no homos anyvere vithin 2000 miles. He's a full-blooded man. Just because his IP address is the same as the whore HummerGRRL doesn't mean anyting. It's all a U.S. conspiracy. That's vat Hillary tolds us to say, anyvay. She said it verks for her."

[Kevin B]

Dennis your killing me with the cat pictures. My wife came in to see why I was laughing so hard and after seeing them for herself (on the other thread) even agreed you had outdone yourself, thanks http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Drty I cant get enough of the minister or Iraq's propaganda dept. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[SONA]

So where are her pictures she is so upset about... is she naked or what? why the fuss?

"Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life

[KenP]

Argo, Argo, Argo

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[DRTYFN]

Oh yeah? Well here's someone on a surfboard that's about to make grumpy in his wetsuit.

[Ted]

Good think for the surfer that is a dolphin.

[DennisAJC]

Nope, it's a shark.

Wasn't that the time they had that problem off the coast of Florida???Or was it Australia???

[DennisAJC]

Well debate away! It's a shark.

[Spike]

It's a SHAR-PHIN half shark, half dolphin

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[Ted]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Well debate away! It's a shark.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This link will end the debate.

http://www.surfshooter.com/DolphinInfo.html

[DRTYFN]

I'd still make grumpy unless Flipper came out of the water and clapped and did his dolphin squeak to tell me not to pollute my shorts.

[Buckeye Hummer]

It's one of those new killer dolphins. They're much meaner than a regular dolphin or shark http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ted]

If I was on a surfboard, and saw that big "fish" in the water. I'd be ****ting bricks.

[MAC]

That is why most experienced surfers always carry chopsticks and wasabi with them on their wetsuits. When opportunity like this shows up, they can just float out there and have a fresh sashimi lunch. Wether it is a dolphin or shark is really irrelevant, I personally like Tuna better. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[KenP]

This is the real HummerGRRL

Black Lingenfelter Lux