Anesthesia

[DRTYFN]

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said," You're
cute."

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."

She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"

The man replied, "The anesthesia's wearing off."

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[K9sH3]

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[KenP]

Like waking from an evening of 12 too many drinks.:beerchug:

[GLBLWARMR]

I've had a few to many, 12 to many drink nights. The next mornings suck especially when you get the phone call that starts out with."Hey remember me?", and you don't but your buddies are more than happy to either tell you all about it or show you the photos.