Wanted:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD

[DR EVIL]

:twak:

[frenzy1]

http://www.ubrfvideo.com/goldranger/funny/Gladiator_banhim.jpg

[frenzy1]

http://www.ubrfvideo.com/goldranger/funny/gay_thread.gif

:jump:

[Vettster]

Deaf,
Dumb,
Oversexed,
And also.......

Own a liquor store.:beerchug:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Deaf,
Dumb,
Oversexed,
And also.......

Own a liquor store.:beerchug:

Yeah ! I forgot that... THANKS


RYD

[dеiтайожни]

$119,000 cash and I can get you a contract on a girlfriend for 3 years. After 3 years, you can either renew at a discounted price or trade in for a new one. Let me know.

[h2co-pilot]

Jeez, How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm taken.:rant: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif

I must go widdle a bowl now......

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

$119,000 cash and I can get you a contract on a girlfriend for 3 years. After 3 years, you can either renew at a discounted price or trade in for a new one. Let me know.

Thats why SHE has to have money...

RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Jeez, How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm taken.:rant: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif

I must go widdle a bowl now......

Are you sure ?

RYD

[DennisAJC]

RYD is lookin for a new denture adventure.

[JUGGERNAUT]

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD


Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers). :beerchug:

[DRTYFN]

Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers). :beerchug:
Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.

[K9sH3]

She is a wild thing....

[DennisAJC]

Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.

She is a wild thing....


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! POWN3D!!!!:jump:

[Bully13]

gross... woodshed worthy?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I'm in love...

[Vettster]

She is a wild thing....
If someone tells her to haul ass.......












Does she hafta make two trips?:jump:

[Adam in CO]

Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.

Nipple slip.

[DRTYFN]

Here's a a couple that want Ducky to join their pod.:jump:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=368523&postcount=92

[Adam in CO]

Is that bikini top a pair of parasails?

[usetosellhummer]

LOL

[DennisAJC]

I'm in love...



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/polg/CatDefendsFoodFromDog.gif

[Hmmm2]

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD

Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.
:p

[BlueHUMMERH2]

I'd say if you've got the cash, it shouldn't be hard to arrange. Dei should be able to hook you up. Just find the ones that don't know how to speak English so they're completely under your control... :D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Here's a a couple that want Ducky to join their pod.:jump:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=368523&postcount=92

I'm in love again...

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.
:p

SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....

[lennyrebel]

If when you find her she has a sister let me know cause it sounds like what I'm looking for . Regards The Rebel:beerchug:

[Hmmm2]

SEE THREAD ON TRUCK BALLS....
Saw it. Looks painful. :eek:

[Hmmm2]

I'm in love again... Really RYD? :giggling:

[3Hummer]

with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.

not on social security

[lennyrebel]

with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.
You guys have just spoiled all the American Girls. I think that's pretty normal criteria that RYD is looking for. In fact he should probably tighten up the standards a little. The Rebel:beerchug:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

You guys have just spoiled all the American Girls. I think that's pretty normal criteria that RYD is looking for. In fact he should probably tighten up the standards a little. The Rebel:beerchug:

SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD

[DennisAJC]

SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD


I love watching turds who dig their own graves.:jump:

[westhillsat]

RYD, You vewwwy funnnnay man :giggling:


You want an asian stepford wife.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

RYD, You vewwwy funnnnay man :giggling:


You want an asian stepford wife.

almost

[Hmmm2]

RYD, set up a spot in Dadeland Mall or The Falls ... someone fitting those specs might walk by. Personally, the whole idea is a little creepy to me... almost like something out of a movie. :eek:

[h2co-pilot]

SEE ! Lenny understands the needs of the All American Male...

We should demand the the women of North American (see i'm including our Canadian brothers) be more in tuned to the needs and desires of the North American MALE. After all Eve did come from Adams Rib. Had GOD wanted women to be first he would have made Eve before Adam.

So Sisters of North America, step up to the plate and give men the respect they deserve. Make them better dinners, be ready for their every advance, always stay clean, make sure the house is always spotless and the HUMMER is always fueled. Teach your daughters and younger sisters the importance of pleasing men . This will be a better world as soon as its changed into MY PLAN !!!

RYD

You are a disgusting prick and that's why you are single and need some selfless, mindless hole to stick with your nasty wrinkled vienna dork.

American women are just fine- we take good care of the deserving ones and are careful not to breed cowards that think it hard to wipe their own ass and then whine about it. Survival of the fittest- mofo.

:fdance:

[Hmmm2]

You are a disgusting prick and that's why you are single and need some selfless, mindless hole to stick with your nasty wrinkled vienna dork.

American women are just fine- we take good care of the deserving ones and are careful not to breed cowards that think it hard to wipe their own ass and then whine about it. Survival of the fittest- mofo.

:fdance:
Bravo, h2co-pilot. RYD, what were you thinking when you wrote that?????? :rant:

[Steve - SanJose]

wtf

[h2co-pilot]

I was kidding, kinda, no doubt that's why he's single though.:D:D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I was kidding, kinda, no doubt that's why he's single though.:D:D

Please see my apoligy to you in your sunday thread..................

RYD