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hmrlvr
03-14-2007, 04:43 AM
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. The mo-ped is fine.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife
P.S. Your girlfriend called

Hmmm2
03-14-2007, 07:24 AM
Ohhhh mannnnnnnnnn!!
:jump: :jump:

frenzy1
03-14-2007, 07:40 AM
:crying: :OWNED: :jump: :perfect10s: :D :fdance: :clapping: :clapping: :twak:

HummBob
03-14-2007, 09:14 AM
:jump: HOLY CRAP!!!!:jump:

GLBLWARMR
03-14-2007, 09:56 AM
The lesson of the story is do not give your girlfriend your home number.

Demo
03-15-2007, 04:13 AM
that was great, holy crapolla

Adam in CO
03-15-2007, 03:20 PM
Repost but how many Ferraris could there be with Arkansas tags?

bparker
03-17-2007, 05:48 AM
Dead bitch walkin....