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dеiтайожни
05-03-2007, 03:29 PM
There are approx. 7 billion porn viewers on the planet, if we all take this one day and not buy any porn publications, porn subscriptions, erotic chats, etc... the porn industry will feel the hit and get it's act together and increase the quality of it's productions while decreasing prices.

Over the years, porn has degraded from high dollar sets and productions to backs of vans and alleyways, shot using a miniDV cam, yet prices continue to soar. So take a day and don't buy porn, or even think about it or act on any thoughts of porn you may have and a guarantee in quality increase and price decreases is sure to come.

Good day.

MarineHawk
05-03-2007, 03:35 PM
Interesting idea. However, if no one buys porn on May 18, millions of people will be so frustrated by the end of the day that they will be overloading the internet porn sites on May 19. It could cause the Dow Jones and Nasdaq sites to crash and possibly cause a complete meltdown of our national infrastructure.

dеiтайожни
05-03-2007, 03:43 PM
Not if people don't use the internet on May 19th to protest high access rates. Then on May 20th protests internet delay times forcing the internet to be remade from the ground up, enabling it to support the high load from frustrated people that want pornography.

MarineHawk
05-03-2007, 03:53 PM
That sounds like a good idea for robots, but men aren't robots. There's no way a significant number of people will be able to go three whole days without porn. I think the Guiness World's Record for going without porn was like 3 days and 13 hours, but that was by a quadriplegic castrated monk, and most do not have that kind of will power.

Adam in CO
05-03-2007, 04:09 PM
I can't do that.

dеiтайожни
05-03-2007, 04:10 PM
The porn protest only takes place on May 18th. After that you can view all sorts of non-online pornography. Including but not limited to magazine publications, pictures and video of intercourse with previous or current loved ones, content stored on your computer or mobile devices, magic marker drawings in stalls of gas station rest rooms and thoughts in your mind.

Of course, at no point in time will sex be prohibited, except on May 21st (if there is only one participant involved) and May 22nd.

MarineHawk
05-03-2007, 04:12 PM
I see. Your plan might work then.

Adam in CO
05-03-2007, 04:14 PM
I can't do it. That's like asking me to give up my crack habit for a day. No way.

dеiтайожни
05-03-2007, 04:17 PM
I can't do it. That's like asking me to give up my crack habit for a day. No way.

Damn... then you're really gonna hate May 23rd when all the crack heads protest high crack prices. And May 24th when all the dealers protest the crack heads! And May 25th when the crack heads think it's May 23rd and protest the high crack prices again.

K9sH3
05-03-2007, 04:34 PM
NO! not gonna do it.

Hi! I'm K9 and I have a porn problem....


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HUMMJAY
05-03-2007, 04:38 PM
hi K9

h2co-pilot
05-03-2007, 04:50 PM
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frenzy1
05-04-2007, 06:22 AM
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