KenP
05-11-2007, 05:39 PM
Well, almost. I can't believe I forgot to post this story.
One afternoon while in Chicago, CP and I headed out for a walk. She got to the door before me so I started scanning the crowd real fast for stoopid looking mofo's so the little old lady walking her mutt didn't even register with me.
I get out the door in a hurry to catch up with the wife and damn near trample this mutt and owner. I step back, apologize to the women who's clearly startled, and realize I could have taken the mutt out. I also realized it was Martha Stewart.
No bodyguards that I could tell. There were a couple of men in dark suits trailing her, but that wasn't out of place there, so I'm not sure about those two.
I should have crunched the dog, fallen down and sued. I hate that beatch.
BTW, it was pretty funny.
One afternoon while in Chicago, CP and I headed out for a walk. She got to the door before me so I started scanning the crowd real fast for stoopid looking mofo's so the little old lady walking her mutt didn't even register with me.
I get out the door in a hurry to catch up with the wife and damn near trample this mutt and owner. I step back, apologize to the women who's clearly startled, and realize I could have taken the mutt out. I also realized it was Martha Stewart.
No bodyguards that I could tell. There were a couple of men in dark suits trailing her, but that wasn't out of place there, so I'm not sure about those two.
I should have crunched the dog, fallen down and sued. I hate that beatch.
BTW, it was pretty funny.