Trying to intimidate a Hummer driver = Fat bleeding lip

[DennisAJC]

Coming back from quick trip from Home Depot on the highway, this Mazda tried to get into my lane by repeatedly swerving into my lane to let me know he wanted in. I only respond to turn signals which he didn't indicate.:D

Some 30 year old guy with his passenger (Later found out the old guy was the driver's dad.) and both yelling something out their window at me. He then proceeded to slowly go into my lane thinking I would chicken out and hit the brakes. Now keep in mind, he could have sped up or slowed down to get in. But he was matching my speed(I was in the slow lane.).


Big smile all the way, squinting and poking out my teeth to exaggerate my asian qualities (:clapping: This was really bringing on the RAARR:D ), I felt a small jolt and immediately skreeching tires to my left. He was now behind me flickering his high beams. I calmly took the exit to my hood and after a block, I pulled over to the shoulder. The driver was already at my door when I got out screaming racial profanities and how I was trying to kill him and his old man. I felt endangered;) so I told him 3 times (Very quickly:D ) to, "Sir, step back."

I immediately extended my arm.......:jump:

Anyways, long story short

The father was very apologetic and wants to just forget about it since there was no damage to my rig and his was blacked with rubber. I said no problem and shook his hand. I waved to the driver who was now back in his the car neckin with a wad of tissues:giggling: .

This is the 3rd time somebody has swerved into me for some rubber love.

All for a lousy box of wood screws.:jump:



P.S. I really don't think this would happen to guys like DRTY because he's freakish looking. But since I'm only 5'9", 180lbs (And Asian and extremely hansome.:giggling: ) , I think this driver thought I was a pushover.

[KenP]

Hummer drivers suck.:jump: :jump: :jump:

[DRTYFN]

:giggling:
Uppity Element driver thread.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19012


And there's a thread with this picture, but I'm not sure where it is.

[DennisAJC]

:giggling:
Uppity Element driver thread.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19012


And there's a thread with this picture, but I'm not sure where it is.


Monster tire bite on that lil pickup.:jump:

[Agriv8r]

and its always the little cars...

[dеiтайожни]

What? No bear spray to disinfect the bloody lip?! I've got to say, you have some crazy ass drivers up there in Canada, that would never happen in the States.

[SELWA]

:clapping: :clapping: Excellent job!! :perfect10s:

[DennisAJC]

What? No bear spray to disinfect the bloody lip?! I've got to say, you have some crazy ass drivers up there in Canada, that would never happen in the States.

Bear spray is only for numbers larger than 4 and when my family is around.;)

I believe Road Rage originated from California.:clapping:

For some reason seeing this rig only aggrivates those who already have a chip on their shoulders. They seem to think that it's OK to harras Hummer owners without consequence because it in fashion these days. There's very few H2s on the road here. We need reinforcements. :(

[The Green Lantern]

Do you remember this?


:clapping:

[dеiтайожни]

I believe Road Rage originated from California.:clapping:

No, I mean one guy apologized and the other just went away. If it happened in the States, someone would've died or at the very least lost an eye or something. ;) Crazy Canadian drivers, nothing will improve if you don't start using permanent solutions for temporary problems.

[DRTYFN]

Do you remember this?


:clapping:
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[DennisAJC]

No, I mean one guy apologized and the other just went away. If it happened in the States, someone would've died or at the very least lost an eye or something. ;) Crazy Canadian drivers, nothing will improve if you don't start using permanent solutions for temporary problems.


After the dad saw what happened to his dumb son, I guess he realized that this 2 on 1 thing wasn't gonna work for them. He totally began to apologize when I started walking up to him.

These guys always come across tough. When you show them you're willing to take it all the way, they cower really fast or you discover they can't fight worth spit.:clapping:





Mind you, that theory hasn't worked perfectly for me all the time. There were times in the past where I got my ass beat the fawk up.:jump:

[DennisAJC]

Do you remember this?


:clapping:

That wasn't a nudge.:jump:

[bparker]

:beerchug: lov this story and you are a gentleman at heart as I woulda went off on him like a raped ape

[GLBLWARMR]

Great story and like you said people are tough behind the wheel but back down quickly when they realize you ain't gonna put up with their ****.

My wife the other day had a run in with two other females while on the H3 in Oahu. Our license plate on the truck is AGRV8U so shen people get pissed off at us it is not like we were not advertising the fact that we are going to aggrevate them. Well once my wife got aboard Marine Corps Base Kaneohe these women followed her until she got to the PX. Well they pull up right behind her screaming and yelling and all that stopped once she got out of the truck and said do you have a problem. They quickly changed their tune. My wife is 5'2" about 150 lbs and did I forget to mention that she is a powerlifter and has 15 inch arms. These two girls said ooops sorry and drove away really fast.

[Steve - SanJose]

lame

[h2co-pilot]

I'm glad you are okay and no damage was done.

What an idiot. Sorry he said mean things to you :(, I hope you hit him hard. And he gets a big scar and before it heals maggots infest it and poop in his mouth.:D

[BlueTJCO]

After the dad saw what happened to his dumb son, I guess he realized that this 2 on 1 thing wasn't gonna work for them. He totally began to apologize when I started walking up to him.

These guys always come across tough. When you show them you're willing to take it all the way, they cower really fast or you discover they can't fight worth spit.:clapping:





Mind you, that theory hasn't worked perfectly for me all the time. There were times in the past where I got my ass beat the fawk up.:jump:


:yawn:














;)

[DennisAJC]

:yawn:

;)

As if it's NEVER happened to you.:jump:

[frenzy1]

Never have problems like that over here.

Frenzy
Belgium

[Huck BB62]

Never have problems like that over here.

Frenzy
Belgium

Belgian's aggressiveness, or lack thereof is historically noted.

[Mr. I - Man]

My wife is 5'2" about 150 lbs and did I forget to mention that she is a powerlifter and has 15 inch arms. .

Pics of wife DO NOW MARINE!:D

[GLBLWARMR]

Pics of wife DO NOW MARINE!:D
I am going to black out our faces. You have seen what these guys and gals can do with some photo editing. This picture was five years ago at our Marine Corps Ball. She was 135 lbs back then. She has put on 15 more pounds of muscle in the shoulders, arms, back and chest area since then.

[H2Finally]

Coming back from quick trip from Home Depot on the highway, this Mazda tried to get into my lane by repeatedly swerving into my lane to let me know he wanted in. I only respond to turn signals which he didn't indicate.:D

Some 30 year old guy with his passenger (Later found out the old guy was the driver's dad.) and both yelling something out their window at me. He then proceeded to slowly go into my lane thinking I would chicken out and hit the brakes. Now keep in mind, he could have sped up or slowed down to get in. But he was matching my speed(I was in the slow lane.).


Big smile all the way, squinting and poking out my teeth to exaggerate my asian qualities (:clapping: This was really bringing on the RAARR:D ), I felt a small jolt and immediately skreeching tires to my left. He was now behind me flickering his high beams. I calmly took the exit to my hood and after a block, I pulled over to the shoulder. The driver was already at my door when I got out screaming racial profanities and how I was trying to kill him and his old man. I felt endangered;) so I told him 3 times (Very quickly:D ) to, "Sir, step back."

I immediately extended my arm.......:jump:

Anyways, long story short

The father was very apologetic and wants to just forget about it since there was no damage to my rig and his was blacked with rubber. I said no problem and shook his hand. I waved to the driver who was now back in his the car neckin with a wad of tissues:giggling: .

This is the 3rd time somebody has swerved into me for some rubber love.

All for a lousy box of wood screws.:jump:



P.S. I really don't think this would happen to guys like DRTY because he's freakish looking. But since I'm only 5'9", 180lbs (And Asian and extremely hansome.:giggling: ) , I think this driver thought I was a pushover.WTF! You always had all the fun when I'm not around!!:crying:

[usetosellhummer]

few mess with the bigger peps your right. at 6-1 340 I get few who want to talk or even look at me.:crying:

[DRTYFN]

Through the miracle of the Ultra Superior Mac photo-chopping capabilities I have undone the edited faces. It's weird because 2 different result came back.:jump:
40481

40482

[DRTYFN]

few mess with the bigger peps your right. at 6-1 340 I get few who want to talk or even look at me.:crying:
That's not big - that's positively bovine.:jump: :jump:

[GLBLWARMR]

Through the miracle of the Ultra Superior Mac photo-chopping capabilities I have undone the edited faces. It's weird because 2 different result came back.:jump:
40481

40482

Where did you get the second photo. Did you hack into my computer? Damn, I thought I hid the true photo well enough that noone would find it.

I bow to your computer skills. LMFAO. That is great.:beerchug::beerchug:

[Mr. I - Man]

I am going to black out our faces. You have seen what these guys and gals can do with some photo editing. This picture was five years ago at our Marine Corps Ball. She was 135 lbs back then. She has put on 15 more pounds of muscle in the shoulders, arms, back and chest area since then.

OOH Fukking Rah Devil Dog good job!!!

[usetosellhummer]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That really hurt Drty:crying:

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

PWND
Asian or not, you can't cut off an H2!:giggling: