Bastid Vandals

[Adam in CO]

This is the second time this summer that my rig has beet hit. I thought it might be Marc, but he's out camping somewhere. I only say that because this time the truck was covered in human crap.

Sorry for the bad camera phone pics.

[Adam in CO]

This one shows the crap all over the driver window. Yes, crap. Yes, human.

[Adam in CO]

Front

[Adam in CO]

Rear

[Adam in CO]

Last one

[H2Buff]

I thought only monkeys played with thier own crap. Is Al Gore in town?

[CO Hummer]

What the.......?

Where did this happen? Your neighborhood?

[ChiHummer3]

That sucks, man! People are such a$$holes!!! :mad:
Hopefully there was no permanent damage!

[KS Trekker]

Man, what is wrong with these people? I'm sure if we search the Web there will be a video of these a$$ clowns dropping a duece and smearing it on your Hummer. Idiots like that usually are stupid enough to film themselves in the act. I would definitely get the police involved. Getting TP'd is a harmless prank, but when they start using bodily fluids, that's just wrong.

[Adam in CO]

What the.......?

Where did this happen? Your neighborhood?

Yup. Twice now this summer right in front of the house.

[Adam in CO]

Man, what is wrong with these people? I'm sure if we search the Web there will be a video of these a$$ clowns dropping a duece and smearing it on your Hummer. Idiots like that usually are stupid enough to film themselves in the act. I would definitely get the police involved. Getting TP'd is a harmless prank, but when they start using bodily fluids, that's just wrong.

The cops know.

[Adam in CO]

Here's the kicker...

The car in front of mine was wide open, windows down, valuables inside, and untouched.

[algy]

Just Married!


:beerchug:

[DRTYFN]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Time for some security cameras.

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

You need to have a stake-out and when they come give 'em the smack-down!:clapping:

But sorry Adam, that really sucks! Its probably some kids who think they're hot $hit by messing up your ride. Doooooshbaaaaaags!:twak:

[Adam in CO]

Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.

[NewHummerGuy]

Sorry Adam about this.

Question for anyone here who may know better...............


would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.

Just a thought.

[Captain of the Titanic]

Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.

Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.

A little crap would be the least of their worries.

My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....

[timgco]

I think I know why this happening.


the kids are confused. I think you are the victim of mistaken identity. They more than likely came running up to the truck to play on the jungle gym. Than they found out is was really a HUMMER. As for the poop, well, I'm not quite sure. That is pretty fawkin gross. Did they have corn the day before? :giggling:

You are the neighborhood watchdog! Get crackin with those motion activated cams.

[timgco]

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[Marcmedic]

This is the second time this summer that my rig has beet hit. I thought it might be Marc, but he's out camping somewhere. I only say that because this time the truck was covered in human crap.

Sorry for the bad camera phone pics.

HEY!!! I have never placed feces on your truck. That was Buckwheat. Sucks about your truck...what a bunch of scumbags. :twak:

[CO Hummer]

Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.

If it's in front of your house you could install a video camera that points to the truck from inside the house. Just keep it looping with a days worth of filming. When you see it happen again, capture the previous days' film. Then, find out who they are, and let us know.

[dеiтайожни]

would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.

Anything is possible. A proximity sensor connected to a loud speaker that yells something to the effect that the offender is looking at gay porn, would be neat.

[dеiтайожни]

BTW - That's gross. Remember to wear gloves if you decide to ambush them.

[Adam in CO]

Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.

Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.

A little crap would be the least of their worries.

My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....

Done. Posted an ad on Craig's list with a reward.

[Adam in CO]

Lots of good ideas from this group. :rolleyes:

[CO Hummer]

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

[lonePalm]

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers:twak:

[frenzy1]

Sorry to hear 'bout this Adam. I've never ever heard of anything like that over here.
The people (actually I'm too polite to call 'em people) are truly losers of the worst kind.
Hope you'll be able to catch 'em !!!

Frenzy
Belgium

[BlueTJCO]

that is really really ****ty...............no pun intended.....;)


hook up a couple usb camera's that record in the dark or an ethernet security camera and record to your hard drive. Just delete the files every couple of days.......


Hard to believe this is happening out in front of your house in the ranch.....damn.


I was going to suggest posting it on Craigslist.........someone might just send you the email your looking for.

[dеiтайожни]

Lots of good ideas from this group. :rolleyes:

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it... :twak:

[BlueTJCO]

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers:twak:

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do...........:rant: .....

[Alan06SUT]

Did they have corn the day before? :giggling:

.

:jump:

Sorry to hear about the vanalism, sounds like some kids to me....except the smeared turd points more to a psyco teen. We used to do the old flaming sh!t bag and then ring the door bell, but we never touched our own feces, thats just sketchy.:lame:

[Adam in CO]

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

[Adam in CO]

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it... :twak:

Dei did it.

[Adam in CO]

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do...........:rant: .....

Moonie's right. Sorta.

I'll bet it's some HR teenager who can't get a DL or a car and thinks they're green. I had some dumb suburban kid call me and harass me about my Hummer years ago. I posdted the Caller ID on this website and got his entire family history. Called his Dad who said his son is a jackass and that he drives a Suburban. That kind of thing.

[dеiтайожни]

Dei did it.

I didn't do THAT but I'm collecting my **** right now and booking a flight to make a little attitude adjustment in Colorado. :beerchug:

[CO Hummer]

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

I mean, did you sit at a table and put one sample of your dog's crap on the left, the window crap on the right, then took a whiff of each to compare?

Or, did you do like a blind Pepsi challenge type of test to figure things out?

I need to know.

[BigPoppa1411]

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[Adam in CO]

Cool. Thanks.

[timgco]

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

[Adam in CO]

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

I paid that bill, I swear.

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

Possible.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

I don't work for the HOA, I work for the county sheriff. I'm the one violating the HOA rules.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

Possible.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

Dogs don't go out front.

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I hope so!!! I love beating carp.

[Adam in CO]

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[Marcmedic]

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.



I'd have at least played some golf with you first....then smeared poo all over your truck to celebrate my victory.....it's how we roll in KC.

[CO Hummer]

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

8: The dude who's sick of Adam smelling his crap finally decided to give him some back.

9: The dog who's sick of Adam smelling his crap finally decided to give him some back.

[h2co-pilot]

That is so gross!:mad::(

Sorry Adam. Why didn't you mention it the first time?

I can't help but wonder what your houseguests thought about it?(:giggling: sorry)

Body fluids etc are considered a higher crime than mere vandalsm I believe.

[Steve - SanJose]

Sounds like a lot of problems. Bummer. We should be happy that we don't have these problems.

[iccon]

We need to tie these people down and drive over them with our Hummers

[mikejr]

them sons a bitches....would be tough to catch them being so random. Video survelience with signs might help keep them from doing it again. Any idea of who or why they are doing it?

I say wire the truck up to 10,000 volt and let them fry!

[dеiтайожни]

Get some DNA from the feces and track them sumbishes down!

[Wisha Haddan H3]

That sucks Adam. What's wrong with these people? :twak:


I'm thinking you need 3 things ... a night vision camera, a good car alarm, and a set of train horns. And don't forget to post the video :popcorn:

[SnakeH2]

Sprinkle some cayenne pepper on your truck. That should stop them from poopin' on your truck....ohh, wait. Or is that for dogs in the yard...
:confused:

[Alt-F4]

Sorry this happened to you.The DNA sample seams like a good idea. Whats with the rash of Hummer vandalism going on around the country right now? Is it hug a tree month or something?

[Hmmm2]

Geeeez, that's disgusting! Hopefully the dung owner isn't diseased! I had someone spit all over my H3 last week .. I was parked right in front of my home. Not nearly as bad as what happened to you, but still disgusting. :rant:

[timgco]

It could be someone from the forum that has been with him in MOab. Adam has been know to pi$$ on bumpers...maybe someone got him back. :popcorn:

[DennisAJC]

HAHA!!! I fucked Adam's truck up good! Next time I'm gonna piss in your vents. That's for your shitty spotting in MOAB.


P.S. Tim helped.

[CO Hummer]

It could be someone from the forum that has been with him in MOab. Adam has been know to pi$$ on bumpers...maybe someone got him back. :popcorn:

I will admit that I've done a #1 on his rig, but not a #2 (yet). Anyway, only someone as tall as Kira could have crapped on that window. I'm not pointing fingers here. Just stating the facts.

[Adam in CO]

That is so gross!:mad::(

Sorry Adam. Why didn't you mention it the first time?

I can't help but wonder what your houseguests thought about it?(:giggling: sorry)

Body fluids etc are considered a higher crime than mere vandalsm I believe.

I figured they targeted the house, not the Hummer, the first time. There was TP in the trees and the mustard was on the garage and driveway, not the truck. This time only the truck was vandalized.

Our guests didn't know. They like to sleep in.

[Adam in CO]

Set up the video camera in plain sight last night. That will probably suffice till the motion detector shows up. Then I'll know every time Marc, Tim or Dennis even set foot on the property.

[Marcmedic]

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.

[Adam in CO]

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.

LOL

[timgco]

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.

You'll know if it's Mark. He'd be th eone with the foot up his a$$! :twak:

Dennis isn;t that short Marc.:mad: :jump:

[Motohead]

One of the things my company does is install CCTV systems. The new house I'm building will have 8 cameras outside, and a smoke detector camera inside. Even though this is my home I will live in, its going to showcase many of the CCTV, home theater, Lighting control, home automation systems that I sell. You could put a camera of two at the house for really not that much, going into a DVR. Anyone comes on to you property, they are on camera. With Decent IR cameras they will even see in complete darkness.

[H2 OHHH!]

I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods

[CO Hummer]

I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods


Adam is more "smell" oriented. Ask him if it smelled like tofu.

[ZigsRig]

Adam,

That really sucks... I think its time to get a bigger dog ( ;) ) maybe consult DRTY about which firearm works best in killing this type of varmin and let me know when you need help kicking some bleached hair'd skater punk who thinks he's tough **** in HR.

seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?

[CO Hummer]

seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?

Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.

[Adam in CO]

I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods

They can't afford Whole Foods.

[Adam in CO]

Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.

Thank you, Alan.

[timgco]

Thank you, Alan.

Adam, i had some decalas made for you today.

Your rig's old name I heard was BIG SEXY.

But now I think we need to reanme it "shi tbox".

[Adam in CO]

How about personalized plates?

POOXPRT

CRAPDR

LUV2WSH

Something like that?

[mikejr]

i am thinking an HK91 and a night vision scope might help you with the death of the vermin that did this....

[h2co-pilot]

How about personalized plates?

POOXPRT

CRAPDR

LUV2WSH

Something like that?

I like:

SMELDPOO

:jump:

[mikejr]

or whoflungpoo.....i know...too long for a plate but still fitting

[H2 OHHH!]

GOT POO?

[Adam in CO]

ISNFPOO

[mikejr]

In the immortal words of Mike Rowe

I CAN SMELL IT NOW

[Adam in CO]

In the immortal words of Mike Rowe

I CAN SMELL IT NOW

He does smell a lot of poo.

[mikejr]

that he does....got to give him credit, i wouldnt do half the stuff he does on that show....

My daughters favorite saying is "i can smell it now" and mine is "thats a dirty job"

[dochummer]

ohhh...mustard and cement don't mix well... :(

[H2bill]

I've been thinking of what you can do to prevent a third incident and had an idea (that wouldn't cost you a ton of money to install). Since it has been hit twice already there is good chance the perps are the same people or know of each other. What about hanging a sign in the window or other appropriate spot where you park it tat says: "Smile, You're on Camera". I have seen this sign in stores and it certainly makes you assume that there is a camera somewhere filming you. Might give them pause about trying something again. It might also give you a tip on who the dirtbag(s) is if you see someone loitering around your parking spot trying to figure out where the camera is.

[CO Hummer]

I like:

SMELDPOO

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[pteam]

Yup. Twice now this summer right in front of the house.

Dude why dont you park your h2 in the garage? it looks like every house on that street has enclosed garages, or worst case in the driveway! Why on earth are you parking it on the street??? Especially since this has happened before. Not to mention the fact that somebody could just ram into it at night by not seeing it or drunk drivers.

[Albie]

sorry man.....lets think about it... what kind of people collect their own crap with the intent to color coat your h2... that some dirty ass people....and they say I live in the sin city..... look on the bright side aleast it wasn't Drtyfn love spank....LOL

[CO Hummer]

look on the bright side aleast it wasn't Drtyfn love spank....LOL

X2!

[Drainbamaged]

My Friends uncle owns a firework shop on the NC/SC border and he has a sign hanging in the window saying " I sleep here 3 nights out of the week with a shotgun on a hair trigger. Guess which 3" I don't know how comfortable it is to sleep in a h2 :p

[Adam in CO]

Dude why dont you park your h2 in the garage? it looks like every house on that street has enclosed garages, or worst case in the driveway! Why on earth are you parking it on the street??? Especially since this has happened before. Not to mention the fact that somebody could just ram into it at night by not seeing it or drunk drivers.

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing is the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

[BigPoppa1411]

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing in the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.
:giggling: :beerchug:

[BlueTJCO]

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing in the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.


Yea.........Adam learned the height of his garage by taking the ****er down already.............PLEASE leave it in the street Adam......:clapping:

[pteam]

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing is the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

[CO Hummer]

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

Hey look! ZeroTolerance is back!

What about your M1 Abrams? Does that fit in the garage? Do any of your private jets fit into the garage?

[h2co-pilot]

Where is our little poo poo sniffer?

[Adam in CO]

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

Wow, let's see if I can answer some more dumb questions here...

The H2 is NOT a daily driver. I would not want to move it in and out of the driveway every morning and every night, just so we can get our other cars out of the garage each morning and back into it each night. That seems really dumb. That's one.

I would say that the value of the cars is similar, but it's all relative. I assure you my wife thinks more of her pimped out SUV than she does of my off road toy. I think the value is insignificant since the other cars fit in the garage and the H2 does not. There's two.

Do you have any concept fo what is on my rack, or even what goes into mounting a GOBI rack? I am assuming not. I have never even heard tale of someone trying to take that rack off to get in the garage and putting it back on when they pull out. Anyone? That's three.

I'm not even going to comment on the torsion bar idea.

[NewHummerGuy]

Come on Adam. Dont be a puss. Just go ahead and put that new lowering kit you ordered on:jump: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

I'm not even going to comment on the torsion bar idea.

Why don't you simply remove the roof from your garage so that you can park it inside? Du-uh.

[SHYANNE]

moving the other cars back and forth is nothing and not much work. i do it with 3 alll the time. in your case its that or poop on your hummer. i say its worth the time and hassle to move the cars around. i bet that will take less time to move them then cleaning poop off the hummer. not to metion the infections you can catch from body fluids.it wouldnt be a choice to make move your cars around.

[CO Hummer]

moving the other cars back and forth is nothing and not much work. i do it with 3 alll the time. in your case its that or poop on your hummer. i say its worth the time and hassle to move the cars around. i bet that will take less time to move them then cleaning poop off the hummer. not to metion the infections you can catch from body fluids.it wouldnt be a choice to make move your cars around.

I'm with this guy. :giggling:

[pteam]

Ok Adam let us know next time you wake up with SHYT all over your car so we can all laugh at you again. Thats much more fun anyways :) But the next time, the 3rd time, is your fault.

[Adam in CO]

Another country heard from.

:giggling:

I am going to remove the roof of the garage, and the south side wall so that I can park the H2 and the other cars in there.

To those of you who offerred good advice, thanks. The new video monitoring and motion detection systems should all arive today.

To those of you have the hair-brained, jagoff ideas; Life is even tougher when you're stupid.

[dеiтайожни]

Well at least we narrowed it down that your truck wasn't targeted just because it an H2. :giggling:

[Mr. I - Man]

Another country heard from.

:giggling:

I am going to remove the roof of the garage, and the south side wall so that I can park the H2 and the other cars in there.

To those of you who offerred good advice, thanks. The new video monitoring and motion detection systems should all arive today.

To those of you have the hair-brained, jagoff ideas; Life is even tougher when you're stupid.

Come on now Adam be nice. Haven't you heard the old saying you can attract more flys with honey than vinegar. On second thought, I guess all that Sh*t on your rig attracts them regardless.:giggling:

TTFN!

[CO Hummer]

Ok Adam let us know next time you wake up with SHYT all over your car so we can all laugh at you again. Thats much more fun anyways :) But the next time, the 3rd time, is your fault.

I'm with small-pteam on this one.

C'mon Adam. If you're not going to try, then we really can't help you.

[BigPoppa1411]

I'm with small-pteam on this one.

.:giggling:

[Marcmedic]

moving the other cars back and forth is nothing and not much work. i do it with 3 alll the time. in your case its that or poop on your hummer. i say its worth the time and hassle to move the cars around. i bet that will take less time to move them then cleaning poop off the hummer. not to metion the infections you can catch from body fluids.it wouldnt be a choice to make move your cars around.

I'm sure that even if his H2 fit in the garage and he parked it there....he'd find poop on whatever vehicle he left outside in it's place. They'll do it again just to make a point.

[h2co-pilot]

I'm sure that even if his H2 fit in the garage and he parked it there....he'd find poop on whatever vehicle he left outside in it's place. They'll do it again just to make a point.

It's true, Adam is a **** magnet.:jump:

[CO Hummer]

Adam,

If you rigged up some jacks, you potentially jack up the garage and slip your H2 in there each night. Just a thought.

Alternatively, you could install automatic torsion bar turners, sort of like the Rancho inside-the-cab control. Think about it man. It's your fault if you don't.

[SHYANNE]

you can go to sams club and get the camera that records even at night. and you can get it on tape. ? even set them up and leave the widows down and record and have a sensor to trip a alram and meet them with a shot gun.

[dеiтайожни]

you can go to sams club and get the camera that records even at night. and you can get it on tape. ? even set them up and leave the widows down and record and have a sensor to trip a alram and meet them with a shot gun.

I'll reply for Adam in CO.

What a stupid ****ing idea. You were obviously dropped on your head multiple times as an infant. GO **** YOURSELF!! Now why the hell do I keep getting **** on my truck? :confused:

[pteam]

I'll reply for Adam in CO.

What a stupid ****ing idea. You were obviously dropped on your head multiple times as an infant. GO **** YOURSELF!! Now why the hell do I keep getting **** on my truck? :confused:

HAHAHA sounds just like him

[Adam in CO]

you can go to sams club and get the camera that records even at night. and you can get it on tape. ? even set them up and leave the widows down and record and have a sensor to trip a alram and meet them with a shot gun.

That's about the size of it. We set up a camera and a motion detection system. I think I'll roll with the .40 instead of a shot gun, but that's pretty close.

[Adam in CO]

I'll reply for Adam in CO.

What a stupid ****ing idea. You were obviously dropped on your head multiple times as an infant. GO **** YOURSELF!! Now why the hell do I keep getting **** on my truck? :confused:

Don't be an ass, Dei. You're the only one I would ever tell to GFY. I have way too much respect for everyone else to talk like that to them.

[dеiтайожни]

Don't be an ass, Dei. You're the only one I would ever tell to GFY. I have way too much respect for everyone else to talk like that to them.

What a stupid ****ing response!! OH, I can't ****ing believe how stupid that was. I'm about to have a panic attack, that's how ****ing stupid it was. OH. :giggling: