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Adam in CO
07-27-2007, 05:20 PM
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you are amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
15. If a dog decides to leave you, it won't take half of your stuff.
bparker
07-27-2007, 05:23 PM
:clapping:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 05:24 PM
Couldn't agree more.....:beerchug:
42125
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:beerchug: :jump:
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dеiтайожни
07-27-2007, 05:25 PM
It's true. Funny and true. :giggling:
dеiтайожни
07-27-2007, 05:26 PM
Couldn't agree more.....:beerchug:
You're such a whore, this ain't no post your dog pics thread bish! :twak:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 05:28 PM
You're such a whore, this ain't no post your dog pics thread bish! :twak:
It's a ****ing public thread on a public forum, lick my nuts:beerchug:
And my post couldn't be more on-topic. I own two dogs, and couldn't agree more........:fdance:
BigPoppa1411
07-27-2007, 05:29 PM
Couldn't agree more.....:beerchug:
42125
42126
:beerchug: :jump:
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What breed of dog is that? She/He looks really cool.:beerchug:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 05:35 PM
What breed of dog is that? She/He looks really cool.:beerchug:
Male Japanese SHIBA INU
"AKA minature Akita"
BigPoppa1411
07-27-2007, 05:40 PM
Male Japanese SHIBA INU
"AKA minature Akita"
Very nice looking dog. Its stance is really cool.:beerchug:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 05:47 PM
Very nice looking dog. Its stance is really cool.:beerchug:
:clapping:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 05:50 PM
One more for DEI........:twak:
dеiтайожни
07-27-2007, 06:04 PM
It's a ****ing public thread on a public forum, lick my nuts:beerchug:
And my post couldn't be more on-topic. I own two dogs, and couldn't agree more........:fdance:
Remind me not to make a post about manginas then. Mr. I have a personal picture for every public thread that I'm going to share because my home life is not so okay and I need confirmation from my superiors that what I'm doing is the right thing and acceptable. :twak:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 07:31 PM
Remind me not to make a post about manginas then. Mr. I have a personal picture for every public thread that I'm going to share because my home life is not so okay and I need confirmation from my superiors that what I'm doing is the right thing and acceptable. :twak:
You know whats funny..........I post a picture of my dogs because the thread (although started as a posted "joke") is about dogs and I laughed at the initial post and couldn't agree more...:yawn:
Really how much further could this post have gone other than people posting :jump: in every other thread..............?
See dicwad.....I was staying on topic and posting about my dogs because they are bad azz and I like posting pics of them (when warranted) in threads that involve dogs......
You........you try to come in, say something witty, and get your forum boyfriends to laugh. Your the one that has no business in this thread....so go be witty somewhere else.....:fdance:
dеiтайожни
07-27-2007, 07:44 PM
Haha! A thread about dogs! Look everyone, I bought this as a toy for my dog the other day! I thought you would all like to know!
http://www.scitoyscatalog.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/small_5_head_laser_pointer.jpg
Here is a picture of it in action, as you can see... there is a red dot that is projected at whatever you point it at!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2c/220px-Laser_pointer_in_operation.jpg
Here is a video of a dog chasing a laser like the one posted above! ROFL, HE'S NEVER GONNA GET IT!!!! :jump: :jump: :jump:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hOp6tl0D33E
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 07:47 PM
Let me give all or you some 60 year old advise....
CHILL...
man lifes to short to take this chit to heart
RYD
No need to chill here......
I have no problem watching DEI make a ****ing ass of himself.....:beerchug:
BlueTJCO
07-27-2007, 07:49 PM
It's true. Funny and true. :giggling:
Maybe I should be more original in my responses to a dead ass thread....:rolleyes:
dеiтайожни
07-27-2007, 07:50 PM
No need to chill here......
I have no problem watching DEI make a ****ing ass of himself.....:beerchug:
HAhaahaha!! Since we are on the topic of asses, look at this picture! It's the ass family, thought you would all like to see it, since it is on topic and all. Yeah, I have pictures of almost every topic, don't believe me? Start a new topic, yep I got pictures. Color pictures, and so on.
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/The-Ass-Family-thumb.jpg
usetosellhummer
07-27-2007, 07:53 PM
dogs rock
people suck
Big Gay Al
07-27-2007, 08:25 PM
This thread has really gone to the dogs. Know what I mean. :giggling:
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