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bparker
08-06-2007, 10:13 AM
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

:giggling:

h2co-pilot
08-06-2007, 12:20 PM
Eyu.:giggling:

ChiHummer3
08-06-2007, 02:24 PM
Ok - I'm gonna go take a long, HOT shower now. Yuck!
:giggling:

Hummer Aficionado_VT
08-06-2007, 03:04 PM
D'oh!

NEOCON1
08-06-2007, 03:09 PM
D'oh!


X2 :OWNED:

CO Hummer
08-06-2007, 03:26 PM
"That's me before the surgery."


That's gave me a bad visual.

Now, here's one for you.

CO Hummer
08-06-2007, 03:42 PM
Wasn't that a movie?

"I know all there is to know about the ......"

Agriv8r
08-06-2007, 04:51 PM
ken, does that bring back memories....:giggling:

DRTYFN
08-06-2007, 05:07 PM
That's gave me a bad visual.

Now, here's one for you.
I think your mirror gives you a bad visual.

jmsspratlin
08-07-2007, 05:23 PM
:clapping: :popcorn:

BigPoppa1411
08-07-2007, 05:25 PM
:giggling:

usetosellhummer
08-07-2007, 09:36 PM
:eek:
I feel sick

Albie
08-08-2007, 05:52 AM
come on...who does that...