I want out!

[Adam in CO]

So, I have had enough of this business. I am tired and depressed from watching so many good people get hurt because of the economy. I am now solicitng for a new job. Anybody got openings? I will consider the following positions:

1) Peep show booth floor mopper
2) President of par-tay-ing
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
4) Manager (I don't want to have to manage anyone, though)
5) Trainer (I don't want to have to train anybody, though)
6) Director of Sniffing
7) Tie Rod Service Technician

All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ;) ). Thanks.

[dеiтайожни]

You can come pick up my poop.

[dеiтайожни]

I mean my dogs...











and mine :giggling:

[Adam in CO]

You can come pick up my poop.

Ew. No.

[Adam in CO]

I mean my dogs...











and mine :giggling:

Pay scale?

[KenP]

Pay scale?Depends on the weight scale.:clapping:

[usetosellhummer]

I have asked to get banned but still here?

[Agriv8r]

Depends on the weight scale.:clapping:

of the scooper....the pooper....or the poop????

[dеiтайожни]

Pay scale?

Depends. If you opt to live in a converted dog house out back and pick up the poop before it starts to warm the ground, I think we can work something very reasonable out, including free rent.

[CO Hummer]

3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)

All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ;) ). Thanks.

Sorry Sir, but you are WAY overqualified for #3.

[timgco]

I think we should be worrying about our buddy!!!!He wants a coupl eof differnt major life changes to happen now.1) Sell his HUMMER2) Change his jobIf he posts next and sais he's done pi$$ing on bumpers, I'm calling him a doctor.

[h2co-pilot]

Adam, you have been doing a lot of changes lately. What's next a zippy little sports car, oh wait.......:giggling:


What color is your parachute Adam?

With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.:)

[CO Hummer]

With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.:)

No doubt. He just sold his H2 to Shaggy for $39K.

[DennisAJC]

He can always reunite with DRTY and get back into porn. The money is good but recovery time sucks I hear.

[CO Hummer]

Yeah, he needs some time back in that zippy lil' sports car.

[DennisAJC]

Yeah, he needs some time back in that zippy lil' sports car.

He wasn't to successful on his first day.

[K9sH3]

Here, you can come run the skate park while I go in search of investors / partners to find a warehouse in eastern Northern VA to build a indoor skatepark.

[DRTYFN]

I have asked to get banned but still here?
Name the duration of your vacation.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I have asked to get banned but still here?

I charge for the consultation but as a HUMMER Owner I will give you a percentage off as courtesy...

[usetosellhummer]

I'm good

[DennisAJC]

I'm good

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