The Why's of Men

[bparker]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[bparker]

dayum - tough crowd.. :fdance:

[dеiтайожни]

Your post was kind of anti-man. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but there are like 2 girls on this forum... what did you expect?!

[bparker]

Yea I know and there were no come backs ..... you guys are slackin...

[KenP]

The wife thought it was funny.:D

[CO Hummer]

dayum - tough crowd.. :fdance:

Sorry man, but it was poor follow up to your goods ones from a few days ago.

[bparker]

:excited:

Sorry man, but it was poor follow up to your goods ones from a few days ago.

[Agriv8r]

:o

[BKLYNH2]

I'd show it to my girlfriend but i'd be embarrassed to tell her I got this from the hummer forum. :o

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) and during a blowjob we prohibit your brains from falling out so more hummers if you wanna keep your smarts

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)hows about we shoot a load in your eye

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)duh...because we're men...we allways over do it

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)if we lie on our stomach, it promotes passing gas and you should thank us for not torturing you with a dutch oven

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)don't know about the rest of the fellas....but i hump legs at parties, thats how i met my GF

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)after every hard job a man wants a beer, and he doesn't feel comfortable drinking alone with a female

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)would you rather we pee in the sink? we allready pee in the tub

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)think about it, billions ow women populating the planet alone, after a while all of you will merge into 1 menstral cycle, first contact with aliens and you would tell em to go away because you were too emotional






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[DennisAJC]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) and during a blowjob we prohibit your brains from falling out so more hummers if you wanna keep your smarts

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)hows about we shoot a load in your eye

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)duh...because we're men...we allways over do it

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)if we lie on our stomach, it promotes passing gas and you should thank us for not torturing you with a dutch oven

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)don't know about the rest of the fellas....but i hump legs at parties, thats how i met my GF

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)after every hard job a man wants a beer, and he doesn't feel comfortable drinking alone with a female

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)would you rather we pee in the sink? we allready pee in the tub

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)think about it, billions ow women populating the planet alone, after a while all of you will merge into 1 menstral cycle, first contact with aliens and you would tell em to go away because you were too emotional




H2ers feel the same way. But you have to replace the word "Women" with "H3".:fdance:

[bparker]

haha :clapping:

[DRTYFN]

dayum - tough crowd.. :fdance:
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[marin8703]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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