I need your help. Am I gay?

[CO Hummer]

Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.

I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....

Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?

I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.

[frenzy1]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB HONEY !!!!!

[HummBob]

Ghey!

[h2co-pilot]

Mmmm Hmmmm....


And it seems to be the second Ms. GI edition....tsk tsk. Better hang out in the garage for a few more hours.:D

[ChiHummer3]

Pretty ghey!
Turn on some football, drink a few beers, scratch your sack a few times, beltch a bit....and I'm sure you'll be feeling better in no time! :D

[mikejr]

just fill your pockets with manly things when you wear them....jerky, flask of whiskey, mail pouch....it will be fine....if you have the urge to paint your toenails pink...well...you might have a problem then.....

[Adam in CO]

You'll need a better haircut.

[DRTYFN]

If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement.:jump:

[H2wifey]

Yeah that is pretty gay, what were you thinking?:twak:

[jmsspratlin]

Yep....def gay. Did they not have the rainbow t-shirt as well? I guess you just opted out eh?:giggling:

[CO Hummer]

Alright, Alright.

I just got the nail gun out and shot a couple of sleeves. I'm feeling a return of the mojo. :D

[wpage]

Now go to the bar and try pushing in a few stools:beerchug: :dancingbanana:

[Agriv8r]

gay....

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement.:jump:

That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...

[GLBLWARMR]

Just go and change the oil in the Hummer and get grease and stuff on them. Then it won't be as bad. Until that point though
























GAY!!!!!!!!!

[tower]

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43185&stc=1&d=1188747277
If this doesn't make you want to puke your guts out, then, yes, you are a turd burgler.

[3Hummer]

That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...

so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!

If your belt is somewhere around your waist and the shorts are below you knee we'll let you get away with it ...

BUT

if you shorts are BELOW YOU KNEES and your
"flying your colors"
then you are, and belong in the place where that was start
"with all the other boyz"

[jmsspratlin]

so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!



NO, that my friend is what they call GHETTO FABULOUS.:beerchug: :giggling:

[jmsspratlin]

Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.

I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....

Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?

I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.



My other thing is...why in the hell would you pay $68.00 for those?

[Gooey Gaybob]

Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.

I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....

Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?

I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.

Can I get your phone number, we can figure out the whole gay thing soon if ya really want to know. :dancingbanana:

[3Hummer]

NO, that my friend is what they call GHETTO FABULOUS.:beerchug: :giggling:
woah woah woah, whats with all the assumptions. No i dont like belts, and my pants sit where there supposed to, their just long shorts that go just below the knee, and there not basketball shorts or those kinds of shorts i dislike that style, i wear mostly camo stuff, so it aint the ghetto fabolous look, i dont even like rap music at all!

[tower]

so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!

Don't worry your pretty little head with such things, Nelly.:giggling:

[H2wifey]

Don't worry your pretty little head with such things, Nelly.:giggling:


:giggling:

[jmsspratlin]

woah woah woah, whats with all the assumptions. No i dont like belts, and my pants sit where there supposed to, their just long shorts that go just below the knee, and there not basketball shorts or those kinds of shorts i dislike that style, i wear mostly camo stuff, so it aint the ghetto fabolous look, i dont even like rap music at all!


Just messing with you. Just when you said shorts that are below the knee, I got the mental picture of those that wear them with the belt line hanging down so as to see their boxers. :giggling:

[3Hummer]

i know i know, cmon ive been around long enough to get your guys's sense of humor, i was pulling one back at you!

[jmsspratlin]

i know i know, cmon ive been around long enough to get your guys's sense of humor, i was pulling one back at you!


I know...however some don't. Its sad that alot of people go through life taking everything so seriously. :D

[H2wifey]

AWW how sweet :giggling:

[jmsspratlin]

AWW how sweet :giggling:



I have a feeling I'm being stalked by the thread stalker:giggling:

[bparker]

:giggling: